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Dr. Liu also heard about the fact that Da Zhuang's family has raised someone, so this time when he came to see the doctor, he didn't touch Xiao Man's chest as rashly as last time, thinking to himself, this is like a man's man, although it doesn't count. Ladies, at least you can't be as casual as you are with ordinary men, and you should be more behaved, beware of Da Zhuang's strength, it's not fun to make him jealous and annoyed, don't be like a bully It seems to be beaten into a national treasure panda.

Dr. Liu saw that Xiaoman looked very good, took a peek at the X-ray film from the hospital, asked a few words, and then said in a big way: "It should be almost ready, after all, he is a young man. Okay. I fell so badly, and I can get up in only three months. Last time I met an old lady who coughed badly and broke her ribs. The treatment is the same as that of your guy. She hasn't recovered for more than a year, and now she has to go back to the hospital to be hospitalized, and the money is wasted, and her sons and daughters can't stand it."

Da Zhuang was naturally happy when he heard Dr. Liu consciously address Xiaoman as "your boy". He thought to himself, if you want to answer the question, Old Liu, you can give half a tick. To be precise, it is "" That guy from your family" was right, but Da Zhuang immediately thought that Xiao Man hadn't formally married himself to worship heaven and earth, so he couldn't be considered "your guy" in his heart, so he had to silently correct the half tick given just now into the whole thing in his heart. hook.

Hearing Dr. Liu talk about the rare incident that the old lady coughed and broke her bones, Da Zhuang didn't bother to inquire about it, he just said: "That can't be compared, the old man's bones are brittle, my Xiaoman is only young." Isn't it small?Xiao Mandu hasn't entered the bridal chamber with him yet, so how can he compete with some old lady?

Thinking of the bridal chamber, Da Zhuang blushed inexplicably, he hesitated to say anything to Dr. Liu.

Dr. Liu didn't know what he was thinking, so he weighed the medicine packs as before, finished them one by one, handed them to Da Zhuang, and said, "Okay, let's do another course of treatment, maybe it will be basically healed after finishing this time." A course of treatment is 20 days.

Tian Dazhuang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking, that is to say, after 20 days, he can have a bridal chamber?

Da Zhuang couldn't help showing a sincere smile on his face, and said, "Is everything all right? Then he can run, jump, and work like us normal people, can't he, Doctor Liu?"

In fact, Tian Dazhuang doesn't care whether he can work or not, as long as he can "do".Of course, Da Zhuang is a young man after all, so he can't say this.

Dr. Liu shook his head and said, "How can it be so fast? What I said is basically good, but you don't need to take medicine anymore, but you still need to keep it up. What you said, running and jumping are all violent. Exercise, of course not. As for work, it depends on the level, such as twisting grass ropes and other minor tasks, but planting rice seedlings and hoeing the ground is not acceptable. In a word, you must not be overworked."

When Da Zhuang heard about rubbing straw ropes, he was startled and thought, did this old Liu head listen to the music in the corner of my house at night, and even knew about our intimate things like rubbing straw ropes?No way, maybe it was a mistake?

However, Da Zhuang thought about it next, the next sentence of the old Liu Tou is also evil. The country people joked that there is a hidden meaning in hoeing the earth, which is a metaphor for a man to fuck a woman. The old Liu Tou suddenly said this sentence, right? I've done some calculations a long time ago, and I know that Tian Dazhuang, the protruding boss, wants to hoe Xiaoman's land?Unexpectedly, he still said no! Damn, no wonder people say that these wandering shopkeepers and doctors in the village are all good people, and they know everything about their families!

Now that Old Liu knew all about it, Da Zhuang made up his mind and thought, don't be embarrassed about this and that in front of the doctor, let's tell the truth.

"This, this, Doctor Liu, I've been rubbing this straw rope for almost half a month, and I can't enjoy it at all, what should I do? Can't I hoe the earth? I'll just gently..." Da Zhuang finally said , looking at Dr. Liu's eyes is so pious, Dr. Liu was tongue-tied at first, and then laughed wildly with his stomach in his arms.

"Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang, the rumors in the village were so evil before, I thought you had put people to bed and hoeed the land long ago, have you dared yet? Why are you so timid? His injured chest is still It didn't hurt the land, you can hoe your land, just don't hurt his wound."

Da Zhuang smiled at Dr. Liu with a face that was black and red, but the corners of his mouth were grinning wide. He was so happy in his heart, thinking, so he could have a bridal chamber a long time ago?Look how timid I am!

"However," Dr. Liu's old-fashioned smiling face suddenly became sly, and he said, "Da Zhuang, so you are still a young chicken, so will you know how to do it?"

Da Zhuang looked at Dr. Liu inexplicably, and said: "Then there is nothing you can't do, you are born to be able to do it. Isn't it just to pull it open, insert~in~, and then, just... feel good..."

Just thinking about it like this made Da Zhuang feel hot all over his body. He wished he could quickly sweep the light bulb Doctor Liu out and go in to hoe the earth! The duty of a farmer is to hoe the land. Absolutely, absolutely must not let their own land go to waste!

Seeing his impatience, Dr. Liu guessed that he was a pure novice who didn’t know how to do it, so he quickly said, “I knew you didn’t know. If you want to do it like weeding the earth, there will be rivers of blood on the sheets!”

Da Zhuang was taken aback, and said with a mournful face: "Didn't you just say that it could be used long ago?"

Dr. Liu said bitterly: "It's not as useful as you, and you want to insert it even if you pull it open, tsk tsk tsk, the man is tight there, you can't get in at all without spending a little time, and you still get him It hurts. Just think about it, if you stuff your size 45 feet into the embroidered shoes worn by women, can you fit them in? If you can’t fit them in, the shoes will be torn.”

Doctor Liu is still very good, at least this metaphor is used very well, so that Da Zhuang could hold back a toothache expression just by imagining it, and immediately straightened his face, showing a look of eagerness for talents, and said: " Then, Doctor Liu, please teach me how to use water to break it open?"

Da Zhuang was really embarrassed when he said this, but there is no way. Who told us that we don’t understand technology? Ours!

As expected, Dr. Liu didn't make fun of Da Zhuang, so he took out a small round box and an ointment, and dictated some tips to Da Zhuang, who was stunned and said, "Why is it so troublesome!"

Dr. Liu said: "What's the trouble with this? Isn't one wiped off beforehand and the other wiped off afterward? It's better than getting a bed full of blood, lighting a torch in the middle of the night, and coming to my house in the dark to ask me to make a doctor's visit." more trouble?"

Tian Dazhuang thought about it, thanked Dr. Liu thankfully, happily put away the ointment, but said with a smile: "Dr. Liu didn't expect that you are really knowledgeable. You know all these things, not only women What's going on, even men understand, hey, you didn't do it before, did you?"

Seeing Dr. Liu staring at him, Da Zhuang realized that he was too happy to talk, so he hurriedly explained with a smile: "I'm talking nonsense, don't take it to heart."

Dr. Liu waved his hand and said, "Forget it, who cares about these things with you? I am a doctor, have I never seen a pig run before eating pork? What about seeing a doctor? But I’m not interested in these things now, you don’t know, this person is too greedy! The widow Hu killed me last time, and took away my cow! Those who come to plow the land are so precious, and I will pay her for nothing just because of the inexplicable flesh and blood in her belly."

It turned out that after Dr. Liu's wife died, he never remarried because of his children's objections, so he messed around with a few unscrupulous women in the village. , If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts, and one of the women, the widow Hu, became pregnant.Dr. Liu asked her to get rid of it, but she obeyed. She used Joe as a transfer to ask for nutrition, and finally took away a farm cow from Dr. Liu's family. Just say that Widow Hu is dishonest, too wicked, and too greedy.

In fact, Da Zhuang didn't sympathize with Dr. Liu at all, and thought: You deserve it, you made her belly bigger, and you want her to have a baby. If you don't blackmail you, who will you blackmail?However, thinking that Dr. Liu had done him a big favor just now, Da Zhuang casually said a few comforting words: "Then, Dr. Liu, you will have sex with men from now on. Anyway, if you know the technology, men won't get pregnant!"

Dr. Liu frowned and said, "Who says men can't get pregnant? I've met them before. I even delivered a man's baby!"

As soon as the words came out, Da Zhuang was stunned immediately, and blurted out: "Ah, what else? Men can get pregnant too? I haven't heard of it. Doctor Liu, please tell me about the situation."

Dr. Liu thought to himself, how can I tell you casually, I charged 2000 yuan for silence in the past, so he laughed and said, "I'm talking nonsense too, don't take it seriously."

After finishing speaking, Dr. Liu began to pack his medicine box. He obviously didn't want to say more. Although Da Zhuang was curious, he didn't want to ask, so he just stared at him, trying to force Dr. Liu to tell the truth with his eyes. Come on, it turns out that Dr. Liu's mental quality is good, but he didn't tell the truth.

Da Zhuang had no choice but to forget about it, and before he left, he gave Dr. Liu a hunted hare as a thank you besides the medical expenses. Dr. Liu was not polite, and took the rabbit generously, saying: "Try to be gentle." Be gentle, wait for him to feel comfortable before pushing harder. At first he may yell that it hurts, but he would like to do it a few more times. In fact, it is the same reason to play with men and women. Let him, she You can have a good time first, remember? Oh, yes, there is also that posture, you should also pay attention, your guy has a chest injury, don’t tell him to lie on his stomach, let’s go to the front first. Or, Let him sit on you, too."

Da Zhuang sent Dr. Liu all the way to the gate of the courtyard, but when he suddenly uttered such terrible words, even Da Zhuang blushed with shame, and said, "Dr. If you don’t talk about it, you go outside the house and say, there are a group of children at the door with their ears pricked up, I don’t care, the key is to teach the children badly.”

Dr. Liu walked away hahaha, humming an adapted little song, "The sun in the west is about to set, and the anxious young couple is about to get under the covers..."

After seeing off Dr. Liu, Da Zhuang went back to the house. Xiao Man was lazily watching TV on the pillow. When he saw him come in, he said, "There are too few TV stations in your village, and there are too many advertisements. They are full of chemical fertilizers and pesticides." I’m so tired of watching feed advertisements. I just thought of something, since you plan to study evening school and correspondence education in the future, you don’t have to be busy during this time, anyway, the fields are for public use, hunting and so on. Also make less, throw away when you can’t eat, isn’t it a pity that you have lost your life in vain? Let’s just stay at home and I will teach you some culture, English and so on, so that you won’t have to study hard in the future.”

Da Zhuang saw that the time was still early, although some people were in a hurry, it would not be good to drag Xiaoman into the bed before it was dark, it was the first time for Xiaoman, he must be shy, why not learn something first as Xiaoman said , Just treat it as a waste of time.

However, it is difficult to organize without teaching materials. No matter how smart Xiaoman can teach, this is a mess, and I don't know where to start.Da Zhuang's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said, "My mother has some books. I remember there are English books. I'll show you to see if you can use them."