Pick up a president's bun

On this day, Da Zhuang came home after finishing his work at noon, and saw a few children poking their heads at the gate of his yard, so he drank twice: "What are you looking at? Little monkeys, go play with your own eggs, don't stay in my house." Chaos at the door."

The children dispersed in a rush.Da Zhuang pushed the door open and entered the house.

Xiao Man came out slowly, leaning on the wall, saw Da Zhuang, smiled, and said, "I came back early today."

"Why did you get up again? Didn't you tell you to lie on the bed and watch TV? I told you that I would help you get up and walk around after I get home." Da Zhuang hurried over and helped Xiao Man to sit down on the only chair in the main room. He frowned and said, "Be careful with your wounds, before you're ready to heal, just run around on the ground!"

Xiaoman said: "Didn't the doctor say that light exercise and walking are good for the body's recovery? I am following the doctor's advice. Hey, you haven't answered me yet. Why did you come back so early?"

Indeed, since returning from the hospital examination, Xiaoman's health has improved day by day, and gradually he can get out of bed every day, and he can walk a few steps in the yard with the support of Da Zhuang.Today was even better, before Da Zhuang came back to support him, he got up by himself.

Da Zhuang had always been helpless against Xiao Man, so he had no choice but to let him be happy, and warned: "Don't get up for too long. Walk for a while, and rest for a while."

"Understood, Xiaoyingzi." Xiaoman replied in a dragged tone.

Afterwards, Xiao Man told Da Zhuang with a little shyness that in fact, he got up to see if he could go to the kitchen to get something to eat, so that Da Zhuang would not have to be busy cooking when he came home tired from work in the morning, so that he could call Da Zhuang There was a mouthful of ready-made food, but he walked around the kitchen, feeling at a loss, as he didn't even have a gas stove, how could he cook this meal?

Da Zhuang laughed and said, "You think it's in your city. It costs thousands of dollars to buy a gas stove, and you need to pay another fee to burn the gas. In our countryside, there are so many things that can be burned, why bother with that?" Money? So, no one in the village uses gas."

However, thinking that Xiao Man wanted to make food for himself, Da Zhuang was surprised and moved, and said, "What will you make? Cook me food?"

Xiaoman raised his head and said, "The next meeting will be held, just crack an egg, won't it be enough?"

Da Zhuang looked at him amusedly, and said: "There is no dry noodles at home, so I have to make them myself, can you? Also, there are no eggs, so I have to dig them out of the chicken coop now. How dare you dig under the hen's buttocks?" Egg? See if it doesn't peck your hand, it will chase you all over the field!"

Da Zhuang imagined the ridiculous scene, Xiaoman tiptoed close to the chicken coop, touched two eggs and wanted to run away, but was discovered by the hen, and the frenzied hen "clucked" and "clucked" chased Xiaoman, and took Xiaoman away. He pecked out a small hole in his hand and chicken feathers all over his body, and even stuck two on his head, and he laughed even more.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Man pouted, turned around, and said, "Anyway, I don't know anything, so you're getting tired. I'll go back to bed and wait for the ready-made ones!"

Suddenly Da Zhuang prepared the meal, took it in and ate it with Xiao Man, after the meal, cleaned up the dishes and fed the animals by the way, seeing that it was not yet twelve o'clock, Da Zhuang looked at the sun outside and said: " Come on, Xiaoman, let's take a nap together."

Xiao raised her eyebrows with satisfaction, thinking, this guy is as solid as iron, as if he doesn't know how to rest, taking a nap?This is a rarity!What's up today... Don't hold back what's wrong, right?Xiao Man hurriedly said: "Oh, let me tell you, last night I rubbed your thick straw rope until I fell asleep, and I was still rubbing it in my dreams at night. You are exhausting me, and now my arms are still sore , don’t try to make trouble with me again while taking a nap! You have grown hands yourself, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing!”

Da Zhuang cheekily stuck it up, and said, "Then I don't need your hands anymore, let's change to another one, okay? First of all, you pretended to be a virtuous little daughter-in-law, and you want to give it to me. You can't live up to your daughter-in-law's kindness, then I You're welcome..."

Xiaoman was not afraid at all, raised his chin and said, "Come on, I'm afraid you won't dare!"

Da Zhuang really didn't dare, this person who is holding on to the tip of his heart is afraid of falling, his body injury is still not healed, how could he be willing to harm him, just talk about it, he just had a dry addiction.

However, they still had to take a nap, and the two lay side by side on the bed, chatting comfortably.Da Zhuang told Xiao Man that Er Niu might have told people about what happened that day, but in just two weeks, it was almost spread in the village that Da Zhuang picked up an injured man because he had no wife Hey, he was so busy with firewood that he actually put that man to sleep and hid him like a daughter-in-law at home. He really got his father's true biography.So, during this period of time, when Da Zhuang was doing things outside, he always felt that some people were whispering, and when he came home, there were always three or five children peeping at the door, or hanging on the tree to look into the yard. In short, no What a good thing, but since I plan to leave, I don't care so much.

Xiaoman frowned and said, "What are they looking at?"

Da Zhuang said: "How do I know? Probably because I was curious after hearing Er Niu's words, and wanted to know what the person I was hiding in the house looked like."

As he said that, Da Zhuang touched Xiao Man's face, and said happily: "My daughter-in-law is really going to show her face, and they will all be scared to death. Where can I find such a beautiful person! I just hide it, Don't let them see it."

"Did you faint? You made me sound like a ghost!" Xiao Man gave Da Zhuang a sideways look, and said, "Then when someone talks about you behind your back, it must be a bad thing. Can you feel better?"

Da Zhuang said nonchalantly: "That's up to them, as long as they don't say it in front of me. If anyone dares to say it in front of me, I will punch them in the face, making them gnaw their teeth all over the place, just like Er Niu that day. Oh, yes Well, today I saw Erniu's car outside, and I happened to be holding a screwdriver in my hand, so I pierced a few holes in the tires of his car, to see if this kid is still playing tricks? No wonder he has a vicious mouth! It’s not enough to say bad things about people behind the scenes, but he’s still picking things up behind the scenes. The whole village is murmuring about the two of us, and it’s sure to be the fault of that guy.”

After hearing this, Xiaoman understood, and said: "Yes, Da Zhuang, that's what you want, don't just be a good person, so that others are not afraid of you, thinking in your heart that if you hurt you, they will kill you, anyway, you will do nothing, you are a good person .Be cruel to those villains. If you are unkind to me, I will be unrighteous to you. If you dare to stretch out your claws, I will chop them off."

Da Zhuang said "hmm" twice, and said: "Didn't you just ask me why I came back so early and why I had to take a nap at noon? Well, this land will be returned to the village collective, and then it will belong to someone else, so what else can I do, why don’t I go home and sleep with my daughter-in-law in my arms.”

Xiao Man chuckled and said, "Come on, where are you going to be free? You're going out so early."

Da Zhuang said: "I went out to find Dr. Liu. I made an appointment with him. He will come to see you tomorrow and see if he needs any medicine. Also, if this house is to be sold, it must be booked in advance." Find a good buyer, so as not to sell it at the last minute, in a hurry, you can’t sell it for a good price. Also, I cleaned up the cellar and found a lot of things. Let’s pick up the good food first, try to finish eating and leave.”

"Oh, that's it." Xiaoman thought for a while, and said, "The house, and the pig. After selling the money, go and redeem that bracelet. It's a souvenir from your mother."

Da Zhuang was not happy, and said: "What are you going to do when you redeem it? Let's go to the city and have to rent a house to eat. Why don't we have more money?"

Xiao Man squeezed Da Zhuang's hand and said: "If you go to the city and don't have any money, you can sell the bracelet again. The price will definitely be higher than the price here. If you make money, why don't you just keep it? Besides, even though it was given to you by your mother, most of it was given to your daughter-in-law, so it is mine. How could you just sell my things without my consent? "

"Hey, my mother didn't know you at that time, so why did you give me back the bracelet?" Da Zhuang said that he couldn't help Xiao Man, but when he glanced at him again, he changed his tone: "Okay, okay, yours, yours. Don't say it." A bracelet, even me is yours, and everything in this room is yours."

Only then did Xiao Man retract the "swish" eye knife, and said complacently: "Then don't forget, after selling the house, you must redeem the bracelet and give it to me for safekeeping."

Da Zhuang agreed, and heard Xiao Man say again: "By the way, I still remembered one important thing. It doesn't matter if I lose my memory. You can take care of everything. However, if I want to leave, I can't even get an ID card." None, right? I’d better go to the nearby police station to explain the situation and see if there is any way to confirm my identity as soon as possible, and at least give me a replacement ID card so that I can go out and look for a job.”

Da Zhuang agreed, but his mood was obviously depressed. Xiao Man rubbed against him and said, "What's wrong? You look a little unhappy."

Da Zhuang said: "How can I be unhappy? I'm just a little worried. If I go to the police station this time, if I'm lucky, my identity will be confirmed immediately. Maybe your family will come and take you away. You You can no longer be my daughter-in-law. You also promised to spend the New Year with me. "

If Xiao Man leaves, who will Da Zhuang make for the many new year's goods that he has prepared, such as bacon and chicken?Thinking about going to bed at night without Xiao Man on his arm, Da Zhuang felt more and more that nothing had happened.

Seeing how frustrated he was, Xiaoman said, "If I don't leave, who can take me away? I'm an adult, and I can't make decisions about my own affairs anymore? It's okay, it's okay, don't make a face, and don't say anything Go to the police station now, and wait a few days, when I can walk by myself, it's almost the same. Well, of course we have to spend together in the new year. "

Saying that, Xiao Man clung to Da Zhuang's ear, and said with a light smile, "I'll be your wife, and then I'll go to the police station, right?"

Only then did Da Zhuang feel relieved, and he got up happily again. He pulled Xiao Man and said, "Really? You won't coax me? Then are you afraid of pain?"

Xiao Man slapped his hand away shyly, and said, "I'm back on my word again! Go away!"

Da Zhuang rubbed his hands, chuckled, and said, "I promise to do it gently, and it will never hurt you!"

Your cannon barrel is so thick, can it still not hurt?Unless it's limp impotence!However, if it hurts, it hurts. If you hurt twice, if you haven’t honed your skills, then don’t do it again!Xiaoman rolled his eyes and simply ignored him.

Da Zhuang was thinking about how to make Xiaoman not hurt, and suddenly remembered that Doctor Liu said that he had something to do with sex, his eyes lit up, yes, the doctor has a way after all.