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Of course, Tian Xiaoman was most concerned about Tian Dazhuang's dead mother, and asked, "Axe, have you seen Dazhuang's mother?"

Scratching his hair with the axe, he blinked his mung bean eyes and said, "Aunt Yang you're talking about? Of course I've met her. She's very nice and kind. Unlike other old ladies in our village, who yell and curse at people every now and then."

Tian Xiaoman thought: "It's exactly as I imagined! Tian Dazuo's mother, just looking at the photos, can tell a kind of ladylike calm demeanor, combined with Da Zhuang's usual upbringing, it is completely different from the people here. "

Tian Xiaoman asked again: "I heard that his mother is very knowledgeable?"

Axe shook his head and said, "I don't know. But, it should be. I heard that Aunt Yang was invited to be a teacher for a while when there was a shortage of teachers in the village, teaching Chinese and music."

Tian Xiaoman raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Music?"

Axe nodded and said: "It seems that he can play some musical instruments. However, I don't know what musical instruments he can play. I heard other people say, but Aunt Yang's health is not good, so she didn't go there afterwards."

Seeing Tian Xiaoman's expression of disbelief, Ax quickly added a sentence: "Really! Brother Da Zhuang can also play the flute and harmonica. He can play the flute and harmonica very well! His mother taught him."

Da Zhuang used to be able to play the flute and harmonica. I can't see that this guy is versatile. Why don't you show me his talent?Tian Xiaoman thought happily in his heart, and at the same time became more curious about the origin of Da Zhuang's mother, and asked: "Da Zhuang's mother must be very beautiful, but Da Zhuang doesn't look too much like his mother."

Originally, Tian Xiaoman almost said "Da Zhuang doesn't look like his father", thinking of Da Zhuang's face turned dark and unhappy when he heard that, Xiaoman swallowed that sentence back in time.

Even if Da Zhuang is not around, he subconsciously protects Da Zhuang and doesn't want to make him angry.

The axe thought for a while and said, "Pretty? I don't think so. She is too thin. The bones of her face protrude, but her eyes are sunken like this. It looks scary."

Tian Xiaoman imagined the scene of the strong mother who had exhausted all her beauty in the hospital bed for a long time, and couldn't help feeling sad, and was lost in thought for a moment, unable to speak.

The axe played alone, and pulled out a feather fan that Tian Dazhuang's mother had used before he was alive. He pretended to shake it twice, and said, "I am Zhuge Liang. When you shake the feather fan, you will get a hundred thousand arrows!"

Tian Xiaoman finally came to his senses, curled his lips, and said, "Only you, do you still want to be a military advisor? Being a Dou is more or less the same!"

Ax gritted his teeth angrily, if it wasn't for Brother Xiaoman, he would have been so angry that he would have put his hips on his hips and yelled strange words.There are some rural children who are shy, but more of them are naughty, especially the axe, which has never been taught by anyone. The dirty words like "X your mother" are all casual, but Brother Xiaoman has a certain momentum. No matter how hard he dared to speak recklessly in front of Brother Xiaoman, he could only pouted and sulked.

Xiaoman was clever and turned quickly. Seeing that Axe was not happy, he laughed and said: "Actually, A Dou is pretty good. He is still the emperor, and Zhuge Liang will listen to him. But let's not like Axe, or you Try being Zhao Yun, General of the Five Tigers, it’s not bad.”

The axe was immediately happy. After learning Peking Opera, Zhao Yun, the general who immediately seized Adou with a horizontal knife, got addicted, and then pestered Xiaoman to play chess. He ran to find the chess pieces and put them on Beside Xiaoman's bed, there was a pleading expression like a puppy.

Isn't killing you a piece of cake?Tian Xiaoman didn't care, thought to himself, just in time to ask something.

The ax immediately entered the state, all his thoughts were on the chess board, biting a chess piece and frowning bitterly, he would answer whatever Xiaoman asked, almost without thinking.

Xiaoman sniggered in his heart, and casually asked the question he cared about the most: "Hey, do you know who your brother Big Zhuang talked about friends with before?"

Actually, you don't know the answer to this question.However, when Tian Dazhuang grabbed Xiaoman's hand that day, it happened to be the farewell performance of the live erotic palace next door, which made him hard and embarrassing, and he refused to sleep in the same bed with Xiaoman for the next few days. Xiaoman had to sigh: Judging by the innocence of this guy who can touch his hands and hear his voice so hard that he can't stand it, and then runs to the toilet without turning around, he must be an emotional idiot who has never been in a relationship.

However, Tian Xiaoman really felt a little unbelievable in his heart, just as he joked that day, this guy Da Zhuang can be called a village version of tall, rich and handsome, he has a good personality, is hardworking and will love others, and he is not a natural curvy boy. If you want to marry a daughter-in-law, it is supposed to be very popular with the eldest daughters and girls in this village. Moreover, judging by the bold and unrestrained behavior of the couple next door, Chunshan, it shows that the people in this village are still very civilized. Why is Tian Dazhuang 22 Is it still a blank sheet of paper?

Axe said carelessly: "Talking about friends? Brother Xiaoman, are you asking if there is any girl who wants to marry Brother Dazhuang? I don't know, probably not, but there are many people who like Brother Dazhuang, just..."

Sensing the hesitation in Axe's words, Xiao Man hastily asked, "And then? Tell me quickly!"

While playing with the feather fan in his hand, the axe ripped and closed the feathers on it, and said: "Later, there was a rumor about Brother Da Zhuang, saying that he was too tall, and tall people would sooner or later live shorter lives. He will be careful to be a widow in the future, and he also said that he has a hard life, killed his parents, and will kill his wife and son in the future. Something."

Tian Xiaoman was furious and amused when he heard it, "Who the hell is so boring to make these rumors, if you catch him, beat him to death!"

The ax suddenly squeezed his small eyes, and said ghostly: "But Brother Big Zhuang is doing well. Although no women like him now, there are men who like him."

Tian Xiaoman was taken aback, thinking that Axe was talking about himself, his face turned red with embarrassment, but he heard Axe say: "It's Er Niu from Xinghua Village, that Er Chair likes Brother Da Zhuang, if it wasn't for the two The village is far away, so he is guaranteed to come every day to guard Big Brother and show off."

Tian Xiaoman originally thought that even if Tian Dazhuang had been in love, at most it was a youthful relationship with "Xiaofang" in the village, and he didn't mind too much, but "Xiaofang" suddenly became the male version of "Xiaofang". "Xiaofang" suddenly made Xiaoman unable to accept it, and gritted his teeth bitterly in his heart: I thought you were a blank sheet of paper, but you ended up stepping on two boats!

The depression and jealousy in his heart could not be expressed or vented to a child like Axe. Tian Xiaoman was depressed for a while, and then asked: "Does your big brother have any relatives here? Why have I never seen one?" Xiaoman has always had a question. Most people in this village are surnamed Tian. It is said that the ancestor was originally a person, so they are more or less related. Why does Tian Dazhuang's family seem to have popped out of a crack in the rock? Not only his mother He has no relatives and friends, and even his father seems to have no relatives, which is a bit strange, but Tian Dazhuang seems to be taboo about this, and never mentions it.

Axe said: "Brother Da Zhuang has an uncle and aunt, but it seems that they have fallen out, and the two families hardly communicate."

Uncle and aunt?That should be a very close relationship, how could they fall out so that they never see each other?Tian Xiaoman felt that there must be something worthy of digging, so he asked with interest: "The fallout? Why did things fall apart?"

The ax was about to open his mouth, but he saw Brother Da Zhuang coming in with a dark handsome face, and said unhappily: "You little bastard, you know what a fart you are, and you will open your mouth to talk nonsense! What do you want to talk about other people's affairs! "

Seeing that the situation was not good, the ax hurried away, not even having dinner.

Tian Xiaoman's face was a little uneasy, and he said awkwardly: "Why did you go home so early today?" At the same time, a fire ignited in Xiaoman's heart, thinking, I haven't asked you about the male version of "Xiaofang" , what face are you making towards me?

However, when he seriously wanted to ask Tian Dazhuang about it, Tian Xiaoman couldn't save his face. He thought to himself, who am I, can I be jealous of a boy from the village?That would be too cheap 1