Pick up a president's bun

Three days later, at nine o'clock in the evening, the daily classes at Xu Chunshan's house started again.

As usual, Xu Chunshan sent his three daughters to sleep with his grandma, and started playing restricted games. Once the door was closed, it was a chaotic world.

So, the neighbors who were familiar with the Xu family's routine turned up the volume of the TV to the maximum, and stuffed cotton in their ears and eyes. There was no way. His people shut up in shame at first, and then simply ignored him.

In the darkness, Xu Chunshan didn't need to look at the old and haggard face of the woman under him, nor did he need to look at her baggy chest.This is a world of perception, a world of fantasy. Here, he toyed and tormented the woman under him wantonly, forcing her to let out a miserable cry, and this altered voice had a woman's unique panic and bewilderment. The feeling of a [-]-year-old girl made him majestic, and he entered and exited more and more bravely, and at the same time kept making obscene remarks.

After all, the woman had given birth to three children, and the place was as loose as a bottomless pit. Xu Chunshan could only "slap" the sides of her buttocks with his hands, causing her to clamp them vigorously, and at the same time kept moving.

The two people who went up and down one moved their pelvis quickly, and the other yelled non-stop, high and low, in different tones. Three...does your man make you happy?"

It’s just that I lived in a family close to them, and I couldn’t hear it anymore, so I vented my anger and slammed: “Fuck | Keep your voice down, you’re really teaching a bad child! You have three daughters yourself, why don’t you do that? face!"

Xu Chunshan didn't care, so what if his daughter heard it?Isn't it the same after marrying a man?If you know about those things between men and women earlier, maybe you will suffer less!

Just as Xu Chunshan accelerated his movements to strike, under their window, outside the thin plank wall, and separated by a wall, suddenly there was a strange sound of "pop", "pop", and "pop", which made Xu Chunshan stop suddenly.

Damn it, where did the brat come from, to jump rope outside when I was about to go crazy?

Xu Chunshan didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but his woman suddenly ejaculated in embarrassment, and broke free, saying: "Hurry up and get rid of that brat outside! He...he's still counting, damn it."

Isn't it true that the children skipping rope outside were still muttering: "67, 68, 69..." It seemed to be the same as Xu Chunshan's previous count of "twenties".

Hold!Xu Chunshan had no choice but to lift his trousers, push the window, and yelled at the child who was jumping rope in a serious manner outside: "Little bastard, you can roll as far as I want, if you roll slowly, I will beat you to death! It’s not good to jump with the skipping rope, just jump under the window of my house, jumping makes you paralyzed..."

The ax stopped, winked and said: "Uncle Chunshan, come and beat me. It just so happens that I didn't get beaten by my grandfather today, and my muscles haven't stretched out yet. It's just for you to practice! As long as you can catch up with me. "

Xu Chunshan had just climbed down from the woman, and the swelling hadn't subsided yet, so how could he chase that brat with a big stick, so he could only watch helplessly as the ax swung into position again, and jumped up the rope calmly .

Xu Chunshan gritted his teeth and looked at the axe, and said, "You boy, wait for me! See if I don't beat you to death!"

The ax skipped the rope dexterously like a spring swallow, and said, "Uncle Chunshan, why are you angry? Isn't it just that you and Aunt Chunshan are playing rope skipping in the room, and I want to hear it?" Do you want to join one? You said that you two really love sports. It’s dark and you skip the rope without turning on the lights in the house. If you accidentally throw the rope on someone, it will hurt. Why don’t you come out and dance together? You can also help each other count, so that no one can blame you. By the way, I heard you counting in the room just now. It’s nothing if you only dance a few dozen times. I can dance two hundred times. If you don’t believe me, come and compete Competition."

Xu Chunshan's nose was almost crooked, and he said, "Who the hell is jumping rope? We're..." He thick-skinned, and said indifferently, "We're pretty good at playing. If you skip rope, at most you'll get a stinky mess." Khan, let's skip rope, hehe, we can play like a villain. Do you understand? Get lost if you don't understand, don't be annoying here!"

The ax didn't go away, and made a fuss, causing people from other houses to join in the fun, and took the opportunity to teach Xu Chunshan a lesson: "The walls of this courtyard are low and thin, you really want to play rope skipping with your mother-in-law, or build a brick block for your house." For the wall, you need the kind of high-end sound-proof hollow bricks, or simply take your mother-in-law to play in the millet field! Is it interesting for children to hear it? Can you show some face?"

Xu Chunshan yelled unconvinced: "I play with my wife at home, I can play as I want, it's none of your business!"

Ax also smiled mischievously, and said like a parrot: "Boy, I play rope skipping on the common ground, you can play however you want, it's none of your business!"

However, in this way, the noise nuisance incident that has harassed the neighbors for a year has finally come to an end. Although Xu Chunshan is shameless, his wife still wants to save face. After that, she refuses to cooperate with him life and death. After closing his teeth, he stopped making a sound, which made Xu Chunshan helpless.

When Tian Dazhuang heard the axe, he used the trick taught by Xiaoman to move a thousand catties, and he solved the problem with ease. He couldn't help but admired and said: "Brother Chunshan is thick-skinned. The village chief told him that he didn't care. You danced the rope for a while and then stopped, so amazing! Xiao Man, you have such a long brain, so naughty and so easy to use!"

However, the ax was still beaten by Xu Chunshan, and two red streaks of blood were drawn out of its back. Compared with the reward of having meat sandwiches for every ten meals, it is nothing compared to it.

Also, Tian Dazhuang's family is also fun, Xiao Man is also very good at telling stories, he can almost tell an entire volume of Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin, and he can play and eat with the axe, and he can learn a lot of knowledge, it is simply too much fun, He didn't even want to go back to his own home, he just stayed at Tian Dazhuang's house all day long, waiting for brother Xiaoman's orders.

At noon that day, Tian Dazhuang came back with a full load, and with a piece of straw rope hooked in his finger, he said happily, "Hey, is the ax here too? You kid got something good again today! Let's eat bastard soup!"

The axe's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he turned to Xiao Man who was lying on the bed and said, "Bastard, this thing looks stupid, but it's really hard to catch, that is, Brother Big Zhuang is capable, and he caught two!"

Tian Xiaoman laughed and joked, and said, "Why is it hard to catch? I have an ingenious method, which is very easy and requires no effort at all."

Tian Dazhuang believed it was true, and said in amazement: "I can't see that Xiao Man, a city man, would catch bastards?"

Tian Xiaoman suppressed a smile and said, "It's really easy. That is - catch a bastard first, and then raise it. Is it easy? Haha."

Tian Dazhuang and the ax "cut" together, and said, "You're making fun of me again! Can't you be serious?"

Tian Xiaoman smiled again and said: "I remember when I was studying chemistry in junior high school, a teacher asked, what would be produced when silicon and water were mixed? A classmate rushed to answer and said that it would produce bastard soup."

Both Tian Dazhuang and Axe stared at him blankly, obviously not understanding the cold joke, Tian Xiaoman suddenly remembered that he always regarded Dazhuang as his peers, but in fact he only went to primary school, and he didn’t have any mathematics, physics and chemistry in junior high school. I've learned it, and I forget about it when I'm happy, it's really...

After having lunch at noon, Da Zhuang went out again after working for a while. Xiao Man and Axe were familiar with each other now. Besides, Ax admired the omniscient big brother from the city, and he knew everything Xiao Man asked. Therefore, Xiaoman unceremoniously threw the long-standing doubts at the axe.