[Peerless Double Arrogance] The history of blackening of five good youths

Just when Xiao Mimi was about to enjoy Xiao Yuer's service, she suddenly heard a "puff" sound, and then a foul smell hit her face, even the strong incense in the room couldn't cover up the disgusting smell. the taste of.

Xiao Mimi straightened up abruptly, waved her hands in front of her nose desperately, and screamed angrily, "What's going on?"

Xiao Yu'er raised his body halfway, rubbed his stomach, and laughed meanly: "I'm sorry, I may have eaten too much, and my stomach was not feeling well, so I farted, let's go on, go on!"

"Continue, you big-headed ghost, what will you do if you drag me to my bed?" Xiao Mimi stopped talking coquettishly, and directly slapped Xiao Yu'er's head, "You eat Ambitious leopard dare not? Dare to ruin the interest of the old lady! Go away! Go to the toilet and sleep!"

Xiao Yuer ran out with his head in his arms, closed the door smoothly, and then resumed his usual carefree expression. Jiang Yulang's tricks are indeed very useful. Come here at such an important moment, hehe, come here a few more times, say Maybe Xiao Mimi will be able to change her ways, and maybe she will lose interest in men from now on.

However, this trick is irreversible. As one of the "Ten Villains", Xiao Mimi is not a vegetarian. If he dares to spoil her interest on the bed again, this old hag will definitely eat him alive.

So the top priority is to quickly find the exit and escape far away.

Xiao Yuer was anxious to find the exit, but Jiang Yulang already knew where the exit was.Although he only knew the general outline of the story line of "Peerless Twins", he remembered two details very clearly, one was the exit of Xiao Mimi's palace, and the other was the identity of their old servant.The former is because the location is too weird and "meaningful", and the latter is because the pretending is too similar and the acting skills are too explosive.

Jiang Yulang is not stupid, after experiencing the accident when he was eight years old, he is no longer merciful, so the old man who pretended to be deaf and dumb has been dealt with by him one step earlier. As for the exit of Xiao Mimi's palace, it is the real underground palace. The treasure, he really wanted to get it in advance, but unfortunately he couldn't remember the exact location at all.Previously in Murong Villa, he purposely got close to Xiao Yuer, just to go with him in a logical way, and then find Xiao Mimi. Unexpectedly, he was on a mission and got injured, but Xiao Mimi picked him up.

When Xiao Mimi named him "Queen", Jiang Yulang knew who this woman was, and when he saw the leather whip by the bedside, he naturally discovered that this woman had the same hobbies as him.Thinking of this, Jiang Yulang couldn't help licking the corners of his mouth. The bright red tongue combined with his pale face due to injury and blood loss was a bit creepy. The mission was accomplished, but he had to stay in such a place to recuperate for the time being, and he was very upset. She even couldn't restrain herself, but fortunately, with Xiao Mimi as an outlet, the days of recuperation were extremely comfortable, but it's a pity that she had to die, otherwise it would be nice to have such a pet by her side and indulge her from time to time.

Of course Xiao Mimi was not Jiang Yulang's only surprise during this trip, nor was it the biggest surprise. The biggest surprise was the martial arts secret book he found from the underground palace.

Ever since Jiang Yulang understood the importance of strength, he completely gave up practicing martial arts with his father Jiang Biehe, and instead tried every possible means to become a disciple of Shaolin.No matter which martial arts world you are in, Shaolin is the authentic school of martial arts. Regardless of the moves, it can be regarded as second to none in terms of internal strength alone.He has Shaolin internal skills as the basis, plus this secret book which was formed by the brainchild of the five great masters a hundred years ago, it is not known if his martial arts can be compared with Yaoyue and Yan Nantian in the future.

After a good night's sleep, the next day, Xiao Yu'er didn't even come to see him. Jiang Yulang enjoyed himself leisurely, reading books, playing the piano, and practicing kung fu. The inner strength methods in that secret book are very special. What is meant is that there is no need to abolish the previous methods of inner strength and mental methods of any school or school. Not only do they not conflict with each other, but they can even be transformed into each other, which is exactly the meaning of "the great way is invisible".

Before dinner, Xiao Yu'er came uninvited. As soon as he entered the door, he said to Jiang Yulang, "I found the exit, and I'm leaving tonight."

Jiang Yulang raised his eyes to look at Xiao Yu'er, and said "Oh" inexplicably.

Xiao Yu'er sat on the edge of the bed with her legs crossed, and asked, "Do you want to come with me?"

Jiang Yulang shook his head: "My injury hasn't completely healed yet. There are food, shelter and staff to take care of me here. Why do I have to leave?"

Xiao Yu'er said indifferently: "Okay, if you don't go, then I'll go." After finishing speaking, he didn't move, still sitting on the bed.

Jiang Yulang thought it was funny: "Why don't you just leave? Don't you want to stay with me and eat?"

Xiao Yu'er shook her legs and said with a smile, "I won't leave because the exit is in your room."

Jiang Yulang couldn't help laughing: "How did you know the exit was in my room?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "There are so many rooms here, why do you, a gentleman, choose to live in the one closest to the hut? Is it because this one is gorgeously furnished? No, no matter which one you live in, Xiao Mimi will Make that room splendid. So, there is only one conclusion—the exit is in your room, and you live here for the convenience of leaving at any time, and even Xiao Mimi doesn't know the existence of this exit, does she? "

Jiang Yulang stared dumbfounded at Xiao Yu'er with Conan's face, looking up at the sky in his heart. If Master Gu's logic is followed, Xiao Yu'er's reasoning is completely fine. It's basically the rhythm of an arrow hitting the bull's-eye. The problem is... okay , the heart of this arrow is a little crooked.

He spread his hands: "Since you are so sure, please do whatever you want. You can search as you want, and you can search for whatever you want. I have absolutely nothing to say."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips, jumped up, and really started looking for it seriously.He knocked on the wall for a while, knocked on the floor for a while, moved the coffee table for a while, and opened the cabinet door to check, but he still found nothing until the servants brought the dinner.

Jiang Yulang watched Xiao Yuer busy while drinking the delicious mushroom soup. After he had eaten, wiped his mouth, and cleaned his hands, Xiao Yuer still couldn't even find a fart.

"It's getting late, and it's time for the imperial concubine to serve the bed again." Jiang Yulang said the word "serving the bed" a little more emphatically, "I heard that the empress spoiled the emperor last night, so she must behave well tonight Oh, otherwise, if His Majesty is upset and your little head is cut off, that would be bad."

"Just go, who is afraid of whom?" Xiao Yu'er stopped rummaging, but sat down in front of Jiang Yulang, "But can the queen be accommodating, and give me a night tonight? I will definitely double it in the future." It's back."

Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "I want to help too, but tonight is the last night, so you won't be able to attend in the future, am I at a loss?"

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes: "You mean, as long as tonight is over..."

Jiang Yulang didn't answer the call, but said: "I can help you with this, but you have to pay the debt yourself."

Xiao Yu'er quickly shook her head, since everything will be fine after today, who would want to owe favors for nothing: "Begging others is better than asking myself, I can handle my own affairs by myself, so I don't bother the queen." After finishing speaking, he left to find Xiao Mimi up.

Jiang Yulang sighed: "It's a pity, but since this is the case, there is no need to worry about it anymore, that's okay, that's okay."

The same room, the same layout, the same exquisite food and drink, and the same enchanting Xiao Mimi, Xiao Yuer decided to have a good meal this time, and then find Xiao Mimi's bad luck. After being driven out, he was basically hungry all night.

After thinking about it, he pretended to be sincere and fearful, and walked towards Xiao Mimi step by step.

Xiao Mimei smiled and said: "Good boy, come here quickly, don't you miss me, don't you want to sit beside me quickly?" He said and gathered up his clothes, which made his already high breasts even more eye-catching.

Xiao Yu'er said timidly: "You were so angry last night, I'm afraid you will kill me if you don't get angry."

Xiao Mimi said softly: "Don't worry, why am I willing to kill you? I was just about to see how good you are... You have been in the Valley of the Evil for so long, and Tu Jiaojiao will always teach you a few things. ...Let's try it tonight." She lowered her head halfway pretending to be shy, but her eyes kept glancing down at Xiao Yu'er, one after another.

Xiao Yu'er endured the discomfort, and said flatteringly: "King Xiao, I will definitely serve you well tonight, but let me eat first."

Xiao Mimi changed from her previous softness, grabbed Xiao Yuer by the neck and dragged her onto the bed, "Don't call me a king, call me your queen! Let you be full? Let you be full so that you can sleep on my bed." Shit? Let me tell you, if you dare to make my old lady unhappy today, my old lady will call you for the rest of my life..."

In the middle of her speech, her body became uncontrollable, she tilted her body, and fell on the bed with Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er struggled to sit up from under Xiao Mimi, looked at her stiff expression, poked her again, frowned, and said to himself, "'Zombie Scatter'? Could it be Jiang Yulang? hand? How did he do it?"

Xiao Mimi is very cautious. Before she brings people back, she always searches them and changes their clothes. Xiao Yuer's bottles and cans have been hidden somewhere for a long time. Could it be that Jiang Yulang will have special treatment?

He decided not to worry about Xiao Mimi, but quickly left the room to find Jiang Yulang.

Along the way, there are people who have been hit by Zombie Scatter everywhere, some are servants, and some are those light-clothed youths that Xiao Mimi once loved, all lying on the ground straight like zombies.

He rushed into Jiang Yulang's room, and found that the furnishings remained the same, even the appearance that he had turned upside down, but the person was nowhere to be found.

Xiao Yu'er felt a little nervous, he couldn't have left himself and ran away!No, no, look for it again, look for it well.

Xiao Mimi's palace is not too small, and the "zombies" lying on the ground can't speak, so Xiao Yu'er had to search for it from the beginning to the end by himself, and it took almost half an hour to find it, but even Jiang Yulang's shadow couldn't find it. I didn't find it.

Even if Xiao Yu'er was so courageous, he couldn't help feeling chills in his heart. Jiang Yulang really had the heart to throw himself alone among the zombies. Of course, these people are not dead yet, but they won't live long.When they're dead, rotten, and stinking, he...he's alone...

Xiao Yuer forced himself to calm down. He returned to Jiang Yulang's room again, and began to think carefully about every detail of the two people's relationship in the past two days. When he told Jiang Yulang that he was in his room, Jiang Yulang's expression was indeed Laughing at him for guessing wrong, for being smart, but after he finished talking about his thoughts, that meaningful expression seemed to say that he guessed right, if it wasn't Jiang Yulang's room, then it should be...it should be... …