[Peerless Double Arrogance] The history of blackening of five good youths

"Yulang, this is my new imperial concubine. I brought it here for you to see. He is also surnamed Jiang just like you." The young woman in the green skirt raised her head and said coquettishly.

Jiang Yulang raised his eyes and glanced at Xiao Yu'er, his expression remained unchanged, he just nodded and said, "Well, not bad, he's a good-looking boy."

Xiao Yu'er's stomach churns for a while, looking upright... Good boy?Is this person in front of him really Jiang Yulang?Or has he been so fascinated by Xiao Mimi that he can't find the north?

In fact, Xiao Yu'er had already guessed when he was in the flower hall that this glamorous young woman in a green dress was Xiao Mimi, the famous "Fantasy Man" among the "Top Ten Villains". She likes to confuse men for her own enjoyment, and she also learns superior martial arts from them by the way, but once she completely drains the bodies of these men, she will throw them away without hesitation.And the reason why I proposed to meet the so-called "Queen" was to see what the man Xiao Mimi valued was like, and whether the two of them could join hands to escape from here, but I never dreamed that this "Queen" would It's Jiang Yulang.

Ever since Xiao Mimi met Jiang Yulang, she seemed to have forgotten Xiao Yuer, the beloved concubine. She climbed up Jiang Yulang's legs in a coquettish manner, and finally snuggled up to his chest, with one hand on his shoulder , gently stroking his chest with one hand, breath almost sprayed to his neck: "Yulang, when will your injury heal?"

Jiang Yulang didn't seem to hate Xiao Mimi's closeness at all, not only didn't hate it, but also enjoyed it, and put his hand on Xiao Mimi's soft waist, "The wound has scabbed over, but I want to completely Well, it will take a while."

"Oh, it's going to take so long, people are getting impatient." Xiao Mimi buried her head in Jiang Yulang's chest, complaining softly.

"The future will be long," Jiang Yulang slid his hand down, kneading Xiao Mimi's buttocks, "Even if you can't use too much force, won't it still satisfy you?"

"I hate it." Xiao Mimi lightly thumped Jiang Yulang's shoulder twice, Xiao Yu'er dared to bet that even a fly couldn't be killed with that amount of force.

Jiang Yulang suddenly pushed Xiao Mimi away, picked up the book at hand again, and said calmly: "I'm tired, you go down."

Xiao Mimi was pushed and lay on her back on the bed, but she was not angry at all, she just got up obediently, pretending to be pitiful and said: "That night, tonight..."

Jiang Yulang didn't even look at her again: "Didn't you just accept a new imperial concubine? Let him sleep with you tonight."

Xiao Mimi climbed out of bed reluctantly, "Yulang, then you have a good rest, I'm leaving." Although she said so, her footsteps did not move.

Jiang Yulang gave a "hmm", raised his head and pointed at Xiao Yu'er, and said, "Your imperial concubine, please stay and wait on me for now, I will ask someone to send him to you before I go to bed." Then he stood aside as a servant The young man waved his hand, the young man bit his lip, and retreated together with Xiao Mimi who turned his head three times a step.

Seeing that everyone was gone, Xiao Yu'er stepped forward and snatched the book from Jiang Yulang's hand, and said with her hands on her hips, "Do you know who she is? Do you know how many men died on her body?" ? You still dare to be with her...and her..."

"How are you with her?" Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Yu'er with a smile. He often laughed when he was in Murong Villa, but now there is a little bit of unknown meaning in his smile.

Xiao Yu'er never knew that his skin would be thin. He was embarrassed to say those few words, so he hesitated: "It's just like that of men and women."

"Oh? It is said that seeing is believing and hearing is not. You are so sure because you have seen it before?"

Xiao Yu'er almost jumped up: "I don't want to have the eye of a needle, if you haven't had that, why would she listen to you so much?"

Jiang Yulang pointed to the gold-painted cabinet next to the bed, and said, "Open that."

The cabinet was as tall as a person. Xiao Yuer opened the door and found that it was filled with many strange things: there were more than 20 whips of different styles, some were made of leather, some were made of tree vines, and some were whips. There are barbs on them, and some seem to have been soaked in drugs.In addition to the whip, there are also various handcuffs, anklets, decorations in the shape of earrings, candles with strange smells, and other things that the little fish can't guess the purpose of.

Xiao Yu'er took out a few toys and played with them, then turned to look at Jiang Yulang: "Open it, then what?"

Jiang Yulang showed a helpless expression: "Well, I shouldn't have too high expectations for you." He pulled off his collar and let Xiao Yu'er see the white cloth wrapped around his chest. "This sword wound is a bit deep. Before it fully heals, the wound is easy to burst, so it is impossible for me to do that kind of physical work."

Xiao Yu'er secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "How did you get here?"

Jiang Yulang asked back, "How did you get here?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled: "That's right, Xiao Mimi naturally has a way to get me here, but how did you, the son of a Jiangnan hero, the dignified Mr. Jialan get here?"

Jiang Yulang pointed to his chest: "I was injured, and she picked me up."

Xiao Yu'er pondered: "Since she can bring us in, there must be an exit leading to the outside. It looks like you have already found it. Then when shall we escape tonight?"

Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows, but didn't answer, he just said, "Go and get me a cup of tea."

Xiao Yuer hurried to the table, poured tea, and brought it to Jiang Yulang: "Queen, tea."

Jiang Yulang took a sip, the temperature was just right, he nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Give me a kick."

Xiao Yu'er wrinkled her nose, but still obediently knelt on the bed and beat Jiang Yulang's legs, asking questions like "Is it heavy", "Is it light", "Is it comfortable or not?" Jiang Yulang didn't let him stop until his hands were sore.

Xiao Yu'er couldn't wait to ask: "Now we can talk!"

Jiang Yulang got out of bed slowly, stretched his muscles and bones slightly, "Who said I'm going to run away tonight?"

Xiao Yuer first looked around vigilantly, then gave a dry cough, went to pour another cup of tea, and handed it to Jiang Yulang: "Queen, please drink tea." But when Jiang Yulang took the cup, he secretly grabbed his hand. hand, and wrote the words "Walls have ears" on it.

But Jiang Yulang put the teacup on the small table beside him, "You think too much, it's just you and me here, Xiao Mimi won't spy on me, I won't say it because I really didn't leave tonight Intend."

Xiao Yu'er's eyes widened: "Then you're still pushing her to sleep with me."

Jiang Yulang waved his hands nonchalantly: "It's just serving the bed, and I'm not asking you to cut your flesh. You're so smart, what else can you do?"

Xiao Yu'er was a little complacent when he was told, he fell back, spread out on the big bed, "Let's talk about it first, if you don't leave when I find the exit, you can't blame me for throwing you off. "

Jiang Yulang was not worried at all: "If you can really find the exit this time, I will admit that you are the 'smartest person in the world'. However, I can remind you that there is more than one exit, and Xiao Mimi doesn't know where it is. All secrets."

In the evening, someone brought a sumptuous meal, but judging from the quantity, it was only enough for one person to eat, and judging from the content, all of them were vegetarian dishes. It was the first time Xiaoyuer knew that vegetarian dishes could be made like this There are many tricks.

Jiang Yulang raised his hand to stop the person who was about to prepare vegetables for him, then turned to Xiao Yu'er and said, "It seems that the Queen wants you to accompany her for dinner first, you can go now."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips: "Even if you beg me to stay, I must go. There are only vegetables and radishes, and there is no wine. Only rabbits eat this."

Jiang Rabbit happily picked up a piece of radish and put it in his mouth, winked at Xiao Yuer, then lowered his head and concentrated on enjoying his vegetarian food.Xiao Yu'er followed the servant who delivered the food to Xiao Mimi's bedroom.

After entering the dormitory, Xiao Mimi was already sitting at the table.She put on a fiery red dress, which really looked like a flame under the candlelight.

Xiao Yu'er walked over carelessly, sat down next to Xiao Mimi, put on a displeased look, and said, "I'm here."

Xiao Mimi took advantage of the situation and leaned on him, and said softly: "Oh, who dares to bear the displeasure of my imperial concubine? Tell me, and I will vent your anger for you."

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes: "It's your queen, let me do this for a while, and do that for a while, and I'm not his slave."

Xiao Mimi's eyes flickered, but she stopped mentioning the matter of venting her anger for Xiao Yu'er, but said with a charming smile: "So you are jealous, come here, eat some food, calm down, wait a minute I will tell you to be so happy that you forget all your troubles."

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Queen, you are so kind to me. From now on, I will make you happy every day, so happy that you will die. Even though you say 'I will not pay for my life', I will be fascinated by you."

Xiao Mimi stopped smiling, she widened her eyes and said, "How do you know my nickname?"

Xiao Yu'er continued to smile and said: "Not only do I know your nickname, but I also know that you are Xiao Mimi, one of the 'Ten Villains'. Although you look delicate and tender, you are actually at least 50 or [-] years old. But you Don't worry, I won't think you are old, ginger is old and spicy, the older I am, the happier I am."

Xiao Mimi stared at him, and said slowly: "You said one thing wrong."

Xiao Yu'er said: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Mimi said, "I'm only 37 this year."

Xiao Yuer giggled and said, "It doesn't matter if you are seventeen, 'Never discuss her age with a woman', I understood this sentence when I was very young."

Xiao Mimi said: "It doesn't matter if you are wrong about other things, but if you say the wrong age of a woman, she will not forgive you." She smiled softly and beautifully, but there was a murderous intent in this gentle and beautiful smile.

Of course, Xiao Yu'er could see that he had been in the Valley of the Wicked for so long, even if he didn't need to look or guess, he knew that Xiao Mimi had murderous intentions, so he was not afraid, but asked, "I know who you are!" , do you know who I am?"

Xiao Mi squinted her eyes: "You? Aren't you Jiang Xiaoyu?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "If the 'Top Ten Evil Men' have a friend, it's me, Jiang Xiaoyu."

Xiao Mimi let out a long "oh", as if she didn't believe it at all.

Xiao Yuer blinked, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Haha, my little monk never gets close to evildoers, Amitabha... Those who get close to demons will kill... Be careful when you kill, if you let the blood flow too much, the meat will not be fresh ...Under the Nine Nether Gates, there are more and more hungry ghosts, even if the meat is not fresh, there are also ghost food...You, you are a wicked ghost..."

He said five sentences, Haha'er who was alive and well, Du Sha, "Blood Hand", Li Dazui, who "does not eat human heads", Yin Jiuyou, who is "half human, half ghost", and Tu Jiaojiao, who is "neither male nor female". Not only the voices of the five people are the same, but also the tone of voice is the same, it is very lifelike and vivid.

Xiao Mimi's eyes widened: "Do you really recognize them?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "I grew up in the 'Valley of the Wicked' since I was a child, do you think I recognize you? They also told me, if you meet you, you must be careful, you will be fascinated if you don't recognize your relatives .”

Xiao Mimei giggled and said, "Then are you fascinated by me?"

Xiao Yuer narrowed his eyes and asked back: "Then are you fascinated by me?"

Xiao Mimi smiled coquettishly: "Oh, brat, I'm not fascinated by you, but I'm really fascinated by you."

Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "Now, can you buy me a drink?"

Xiao Mimi snatched the wine glass from Xiao Yu'er's hand and threw it aside, "What kind of wine to drink, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, let's go to bed and do something interesting first." After finishing speaking, he took Xiao Yu'er's hand and He pushed onto the big bed in the room, and then covered him like a snake, and said tenderly: "Come on, kiss me." Xiao Yu'er pouted obediently, and leaned towards Xiao Mimi's lips.

Xiao Mimi closed her eyes proudly. She knew that as long as she was a man, there was no one who would not be fascinated by her. Well, except for Jiang Yulang, she was really fascinated by him, but don't worry, wait for him After the injury is healed, she still wants to be her servant. Maybe she can let him stay for a while longer than everyone else in the past.