When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

When Tian Dao saw the princess holding his younger brother in front of him, he subconsciously made a defensive movement, and was about to snatch his younger brother back from his arms when he heard what the other said.

Mackerel?

What mackerel?Do you mean Aji?

Tajima, who couldn't understand where this title came from, stretched out his hand naturally, "Hi, can you give me Aji?"

This guy blocked my attack. Although his tone was a little bad, he didn't seem like someone who would do anything to Azhi in action. He was probably the legendary "backhand", right?

Discovering the evaluation in Tajima's eyes, the orange-haired youth smacked his lips, his face full of disgust, but he turned his body sideways, avoiding the other's extended hand, and said in a warm voice, "Hello, I'm Chuya Zhongyuan. "

Tajima: Huh?

Supporting Osamu Dazai with one hand, he buried the other person's head in his arms. Nakahara Nakahara scratched the back of his head in distress, and could only say, "I can't give it to you. If I give it to you, I will disappear."

Tajima:? ? ?

Erwei has shrunk and ran over, turning into a mimetic little white cat again. He looked at Zhongya Nakahara, and suddenly realized, "Are you the consciousness of that Rage God?"

He didn't directly call the name "Huangbatu". Although the Central Plains in front of him seemed much weaker than "Huangbatu", he could still fight against him. Besides, gods are in this world. There are still some privileges in the world, even the sealed gods are special.

Erwei doesn't want to provoke the god in the seal for the time being, and Rage God also made a contract with Uchihaji, so he considers each other to be his own, and his attitude is a little more casual.

"You can understand it this way," Zhongyuan Zhong also looked around the destroyed area, thought for a while, and asked, "Is there any place to rest?"

"Come to my house." Tajima's attention still fell on Uchiha Haru, seeing that the other party just fell into a deep sleep without any damage, he was relieved.

Several people found four little dolls nearby, and took them back to the courtyard before continuing the conversation.

Uchihaji was lying on the tatami, sleeping quietly, the sunlight smudged down through the door, which added a bit of tranquility to him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat next to him, holding a few thin quilts, tangled for a while, and covered him with one of the orange ones, folded the rest and put them back in the cabinet, and then skillfully handed them over to him. After twisting the corner of the quilt, he took an incense stick and put it in the corner of the room. The faint fragrance spread in the room, fresh and elegant, not pungent.

After completing this series of actions, he turned his attention to Tajima and lowered his voice, "I can't leave his three-meter range."

Tajima has already heard the words of "Guardian God" from Erwei, and also heard some content about "Rage God". Not surprised.

He just set his eyes on the incense, frowned slightly, "Ah Zhi doesn't need that..."

"Maybe..." Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and didn't say anything more on this topic, "What do you want to know?"

"Your relationship with Aji, and what do you want to do." Tajima put the sake in front of Nakahara Chuya and asked quietly.

He purposely lowered his voice, because he was afraid of waking Uchihaji up. When he glanced over from the corner of his eye, Uchihaji was sleeping soundly, and there was a two-tailed cat next to the pillow. Both cats were receiving the warmth of the sun in their sleep.

Nakahara also paused, feeling that there was nothing difficult to say about his relationship with Uchihaji, so he simply confessed: "I signed a soul contract with him, and I have been staying in his body, and our powers are interlinked. "

"Soul contract?" Tajima frowned slightly. This sounds like a completely different existence from the psychic beast contract. I just don't know where Uchiha Jishang signed this kind of contract with the gods, and from the current point of view, it is always Feeling that the gods in front of me are not dominant, "Equal?"

"Yes," Zhong Yuanzhong also replied in the same way, thinking about it in his mind, and felt that they were not completely equal. Now Osamu Dazai occupies the upper position, and in the previous life, he was the upper position. "The power is interoperable but it will not interfere with each other's lives."

Tajima carefully observed Nakahara Chuya's reaction, and both the kaleidoscope Sharingan and intuition told him that the person in front of him was a strong man who disdained lying, and what he said was true.

In this case, some questions can be asked when Azhi is sleeping, after all, Azhi may not answer for himself.

"Why are you living in Azhi's body? Will this kind of boarding harm Azhi?"

Tajima's first reaction to the existence of Nakahara is actually this. The reason for wanting to know all kinds of information comes from these two issues. He is worried about Uchihaji's safety.

Whoever knows that for eight years my brother has been boarded by a god with explosive power will be worried about his body, right?

What if the gods want to do something bad?Take home?Or use?

Although I felt that the god in front of me would not do such a thing, I still had to be on the safe side.

Nakahara also sneered, recalling the battle against the evil god, he described his "feat" lightly, and vented to Uchihaji on the spot, "That guy died to save me in his previous life... ..."

Speaking of which, he paused slightly while tasting the wine, and his tone also had an unfathomable subtlety, "It was me who died in love with him in the end?"

Tajima: ...

Originally, he was aroused by the feat described by Nakahara Chuya, but when he heard the following sentence in a second, Tajima's attention fell on the word "sacrifice for love", and his face was a little ugly.

"That can't be considered martyrdom?" He retorted subconsciously, trying to search for a suitable word from his mind, but couldn't find it, so he could only say dryly, "It can only be regarded as sacrifice for both?"

"Tsk... originally he didn't have to die." Pulling the brim of his hat, Nakahara Chuya turned his head away, glared at the sleeping Uchiha Haru, and brought the topic back, "In the end, he was plotting! "

Although I said so on the lips, I was still a little moved in my heart. The mackerel was willing to die with me or something... It sounded like an annual comedy, but it turned out to be a reality.

He coughed twice, and brought the topic back, "He used a contract to pull my soul back, and in the end, I was reincarnated in this world, and I followed."

"So that's how it is." After figuring out why there is a god on his younger brother, Tajima was a little stunned.

Hearing this way, my younger brother seems to have been pretty good in his previous life... No, his previous life shows that Azhi was the best!

Nakahara Chuya's previous life only included the part of fighting the evil god, so Tajima had no idea that his brother was actually a script master in his previous life, and even worked as a detective and a mafia.

But Tajima is still good enough to capture the level of Uchihaji's previous life from these words, otherwise he would not be able to appear in that kind of battle that concerns the safety of the world, and even sign a contract with such a powerful god.

There is a good saying that your own level determines what level of people you will meet.

It can be seen that Uchihaji must have been a very powerful character in his previous life.

After thinking about his younger brother's clever head, Tajima nodded thoughtfully.

Maybe it's a leader, just like what Azhi is doing now.

Nakahara also explained the reason for the contract and the reason for the boarding. These two items also solved Tajima's questions at the same time. Now it was his turn to ask Tajima about some things.

His eyes fell on the very small Uchihaji, and Nakahara had never seen an eight-year-old Uchihaji!

They first met when they were 14 years old. At that time, Uchihaji was already a half-grown teenager, instead of being in the transitional stage between a boy and a teenager like now, and he looked a little cute.

Hmm... When I sleep, I like to curl up into a ball and hold the quilt tightly. It's no different from when I grow up~

Nakahara also judged like this, he stretched out his hand and poked Uchihaji's cheek solemnly, and was swung away by the other party like a fly. He was not annoyed, but instead frowned and stared at the finger that just poked his face.

With a soft face, he is obviously such a thick-skinned guy, why did he look so cute when he was young?When he grows up, he will be a complete jerk!

Extremely dissatisfied with this in his heart, Nakahara refused to admit the fact that he was cute by the appearance of Uchihaji's child. He coughed, calmed down again, and asked about Uchihaji's experience in this world. See what Uchihaji looks like through his eyes.

As a qualified younger brother, Tajima played Uchihaji for half an hour without hesitation, which made Chuya Nakahara almost dumbfounded.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

I seriously doubt that the person you see is not the same person I know at all!

Are you a younger brother?You must be a brother!I have seen through your essence! ! !

Chucking my brother was very happy, Tajima gave Nakahara Chuya some authority, he could wander around the clan land and so on, and invited someone to come to see Uchihaji, and got the answer "Young Master is just sleeping", it was finally Satisfied.

Because there are still many official affairs waiting to be handled by him, Tajima left soon, leaving Nakahara Nakaya alone at home.

Zhong Yuan, who was regarded as his own, stared at the courtyard key in his hand and fell silent.

This guy's trust level is inexplicably high. Is it because he trusts his younger brother, so he trusts me who his younger brother trusts?This coward Dazai really has a home...

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuan Zhong also opened the Hemen door and raised his eyebrows at the four little ghosts stationed outside the Hemen door, "What are you looking at?"

"Are you Uncle's friend?" Ming asked first, "We haven't met Uncle's friend yet!"

"Uncle doesn't have any friends, right?" Xuan said calmly, "After all, uncle is usually outside. When he was in the Hui nationality, he would either accompany us or accompany father. It is impossible to make friends!"

"Maybe it's a friend from outside?" Quan Nai immediately thought of Luoshui City, but always felt that with Uchihaji's temperament, it should be based entirely on interests, how could it be possible to make friends?

Madara raised his hand and said solemnly, "Uncle told me that to make friends you have to make friends with people of the same level. Uncle is a very powerful genius, so this big brother is also very powerful, right?"

Nakahara Chuya listened to the discussion of the four little ones, thought about Uchihaji's daily life, and felt that there was nothing wrong with Xuan's statement.

That guy really has no friends in this world, the one who is most like a friend should be Hiroto in the future?But they should also be a relationship based on interests and supplemented by friendship...

Thinking about it this way, Uchihaji is quite lonely in this world, except for having more family members and subordinates.

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked, sat down cross-legged, and said casually: "Friend? Not really, the relationship between me and that guy can't be summed up in this word."

"What's that?" Several little ghosts surrounded me curiously and asked.

After making sure that their communication would not affect Osamu Dazai's sleep, Nakahara thought about it for a long time, and found a suitable way of saying, "... a complex community of shared destiny."

The four little ones were dumbfounded by these words.

Community of destiny?what is that?

"It's not a friend anyway," Zhong Yuan Zhong also said, drinking a glass of wine, "this bastard usually messes with you, right? I've seen it all, a guy who doesn't change his mind!"

Think of Akutagawa Ryunosuke of Black Dog, and then look at Nakajima Atsushi of White Tiger, Nakahara Nakaya looked at the four little ones in front of him, and couldn't help feeling that Uchihaji was alive again, and the way of teaching children has been significantly improved!Now he can be called a reliable teacher!

In the past, he thought Atsushi Nakajima was very happy, but now he compares them, these four little ones are the happiest!Dazai's treatment of Atsushi Nakajima is still somewhat unreliable.

Who would have thought?

Dazai can actually teach students who are not controlled by him!This is nothing short of a miracle! ! !

Not knowing how cruel his uncle used to teach students, the four little ones immediately retorted: "Uncle is still very good, although he will beat us up, take care of our homework, and do all kinds of pranks, but he is also very good to us !"

They quickly counted to Nakahara Chuya where Uchiha healed, what would bring them outside food, what would teach them about their homework and battles, what would give them pocket money, and what would accompany them to play games... …

In the words of the four little ones, Uchihaji is completely the image of a gentle and reliable good uncle, it looks like he has put on several filters.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

I understand, these four little ones have a tendency to dominate :)

Coughing twice, Nakahara Chuya opened his mouth and planned to tell them about Uchihaji's dark history, such as what he did when he was one or two years old, and what the hell he did when he ran away from home when he was three...

Anyway, he stayed in Uchihaji's body, even though he lost consciousness, Araba saw it all!

When Huang Batu saw it, it means he saw it. There is nothing wrong with this formula!

However, just as he opened his mouth, he was stopped by someone.

As soon as Uchihaji woke up, he heard Nakahara Chuya talking bad things about him. He lightened his movements, walked over, put his hands around Nakahara Chuya's neck, rested his chin on the other's left shoulder, leaned close to his ear and sneered. :

"Slug, what are you going to say? Do you want to talk about you getting up to drink water in the middle of the night, but you were scared by the white cloth hanging by the toilet door and directly used gravity?"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

"How do you know? I obviously didn't wake you up when I got out of bed, and I hung the white cloth back for you intact!" He retorted subconsciously, and then suddenly realized.

Oh yes, this is a showman!Pretending to be asleep was easy for him, how could he not wake up this damned mackerel by getting out of bed? !

He turned his head suddenly, and saw the enlarged version of Uchihaji's exquisite face, and those kite eyes blinked innocently, as if he didn't know what he said just now.

"Tsk..." Smacking his lips, Chuya Nakahara grabbed Uchihaji's wrist, pulled him to sit beside him, and then asked him in a cold voice about his actions in the later stage of the battle, "Why did you suddenly Choose to sleep?"

"Because you will come out~" Shaking his legs, Uchiha governance said it as a matter of course, his body tilted and fell on Nakahara Chuya's lap, he stretched out his hand and pulled Nakahara Chuya's collar, and said with a playful smile , "Look, isn't the slug coming out in a hurry like a summoned beast?"

"If I don't show up..." Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, deciding to reject this possibility.

Dazai never makes unplanned decisions, he must be 100% sure that he will show up, so he did it!

Did you do this on purpose to force me out?

"No." Uchihaji shook his head, put his hand on his chest, and said lightly, "I just feel that you should be able to come out for a while, and even if you don't come out, my brother will block it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also naturally ignored the previous paragraph, and his attention fell to the back, "Brother...?"

Uchihaji slowly put out a question mark:?

Immediately, he understood Nakahara Chuya's thoughts, and laughed, "I'm actually moved because I have a home? It's scary that the slug becomes so slimy after sleeping~"

"Shut up!" Nakahara Chuya, who was furious, covered Uchihaji's mouth, refusing to listen to the words behind.

He looked around at the four little ones watching the play, thought for a while, grabbed Uchiha Haru's hand, and wanted to pull him to have a chat alone, instead of being surrounded by people here.

However, Uchihaji just lay on Nakahara Chuya's lap and refused to move.

"At least take care of the patient!" Uchiha Ji flattened his mouth and snorted softly, "I have used all my strength to support you, why don't you give me a leg to lie down on?!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Damn it!Can't refute!

Uchiha Haru stretched out his hand to grab Nakahara Nakaya's braid that had just been tied up not long ago, trying to pull the hair rope off, Nakahara Nakaya quickly put the braid behind him, not giving Uchiha Haru a chance to succeed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also warned: "Don't look at my hair rope, it was hard to find."

The family's hair was either loose or cropped, and finding a hair tie was a challenge.

"Oh...that's sister-in-law's hair tie, pink! There are also cherry blossoms!" Uchihaji pouted, tugged on the sleeves of Pangben and Ming, and laughed, "Look! The hat rack is actually made of female hair. hair rope!"

"Shut up!!!" Covering Uchihaji's mouth, Nakahara Nakaya glared at the little devils who also wanted to laugh, and said through gritted teeth, "If you have nothing to do, go to another place and stay. Talk to this guy!"

The four threatened cubs: ...

This person feels that he has a good relationship with his uncle, so there should be no problem?

Uchiha Haru gave the four little ones a look, and they finally left here and went to play elsewhere.

"Have you played enough?" Nakahara took a long breath, took back the hand covering Uchihaji, frowned and wiped his hands, and pushed the other side, trying to make this guy get up.

Uchihaji sat up slowly, fell back again, straightened his hands, pulled the pillow over to cushion it, and lay comfortably on the veranda, grunting: "Stingy!"

"Huh? If I were stingy, I wouldn't let you lie down for so long!" Zhong Yuanzhong thought about it as he rubbed his sore (not) leg, and then lay down on the veranda, casually saying, "You You have done a lot of things, are you really planning to unify the continent?"

"Of course!" Uchihaji said this sincerely, and the reason was the most genuine one. "Do you want to maintain this kind of boarding relationship?"

He asked himself and answered, waving his hands and legs, his face full of disgust and rejection: "I don't want to merge with the slug! Let's forget about saving you. Now that I have recovered my memory, I must think about it." There is a way to kick you, a sticky guy!!!"

Quickly discerning that what Uchihaji said was the truth, Nakahara also said with disgust: "It seems that I really want to mix with you. If I can, I also want to stay away from you! Your spirit Pollution source!"

"Who are you talking about as the source of mental pollution!" Uchihaji was unhappy when he heard this, he turned his head suddenly, grabbed Nakahara Chuya by the collar, and shouted loudly, "I haven't settled with you yet !"

Thinking of the tyrannical atmosphere and desire to kill that passed through his heart every moment, he felt like vomiting, "Do you pretend to be 'killing' in your mind? I have endured you for eight years! Give me Take away all the messy evil spirit!!!"

"I said it was a problem caused by instinct, and I was sleeping again, and the ghost can control it!"

Nakahara Chuya immediately retorted, and grabbed Uchihaji's wrist with his backhand, only to find that his hand was a bit big. Uchihaji was small and thin, and it was easy to break free by grabbing his wrist, so he simply changed his position and grabbed it into a collar.

"Besides, aren't you very happy to fight with Erwei and Xingjie every day? The consumption is almost the same, and it has no effect at all!" He sneered, "Don't think that I will be fooled, just you are thick with black mud When I signed the contract with you, I was almost polluted by you and ran away on the spot!"

"Then why didn't you become a mad dog sooner? Just fulfill the oath of the past for me!" Uchihaji squinted at Chuya Nakahara, with no intention of backing down.

Chuya Nakahara was stuck, thinking that the guy in front of him was only eight years old, so he reluctantly gave up the childish behavior of fighting each other and let go of the collar of the other party.

Uchihaji immediately yelled resolutely, "Ah~ the little dwarf actually backed down, you really have a guilty conscience!"

"Huh?!" Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows, stared at Uchihaji, took a few deep breaths, tried to suppress the anger in his heart, and changed the subject, "Don't mention this, you put my distracted body there What are you doing?"

Uchihaji knew he was talking about Nagumo Shrine, "It fits there."

"Where does it fit?!" Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that his distracted body was suppressed by the priests at the shrine every day. Although it did have some effect, he was more angry, so he didn't get angry at all.

He opened his mouth and wanted to say what was so special about that priest, but he couldn't utter a single word.

"I know what you want to say." Uchihaji was very calm, lay back down again, and said warmly, "You have to show your face."

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, unable to find a rebuttal, so he could only accept this.

"I've calculated that after two years, you will be able to leave me completely." Uchihaji said casually, only mentioning the time point, but did not say what will happen in these two years. All kinds of processes.

Nakahara also nodded, he also knew that he didn't come out for a long time this time, mainly because Uchihaji had accumulated a certain level of faith some time ago, which gave him time to wake up.

"Thanks a lot."

Although he and Uchihaji did not deal with each other verbally, Nakahara has always been very sincere where he should thank him, and the occasional quarrel is not counted.

Thinking of Tajima's concern for Uchihaji inside and outside the words, and the four little ones who have been paying attention to the dynamics here from a distance, and thinking about the people in Luoshui City he saw when boarding Uchihaji's body, he Stop opening your head, pursed your lips, "Your family members are all good, at least they are much more reliable than that brother."

Nakahara Chuya also thought that since Uchihaji recovered his memory, he has started a busy social animal life, constantly running around in various interest disputes, planning the world, and there is no chance to rest. Even at home, he still needs to plan various things with Tajima. kind of thing.

Even the hobby of suicide, Uchihaji, only tried it occasionally, obviously because he didn't want to let his chance of resurrection disappear because of his suicide and death, so he didn't really do it.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong added another sentence: "I can afford to wait."

So, instead of being so tired, you are planning all the time, you can relax and do what you want to do.

Uchihaji understood Nakahara Chuya's awkward concern and reminder, his eyes darkened, and he opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything.

Looking sideways at Uchihaji, Nakahara sighed, and slowly stretched out his hand to cover Uchihaji's eyes, his voice softened and became gentle:

"Sleep, I'm here."