When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Nakahara Chuya covered Uchihaji's eyes with his hand, feeling the itching caused by the sweeping eyelashes under his hand, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, even if he was slapped away by Dazai Osamu, he didn't feel unhappy.

On the contrary, he was perfectly at ease.

Being able to have a human form again, even if the waking time is only a few days, it is enough for him to feel sufficient carefree.

If you think about it carefully, Dazai, a coward, would actually work so hard to save himself, and even reduce the number of suicides. In a sense, it doesn't mean that he has already stepped into the defense range of this big black cat Yet?

Nakahara also stretched his waist, looked at Dazai sideways, sketched the current appearance of the other party in his mind, and shook his head regretfully, "It's a pity, there is no camera."

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"What do you want to do?" Uchihaji widened his eyes and pushed the other party, trying to push this guy who rarely came up with a bad idea away, "You don't want to leave my black history! Dreaming!"

"Yes yes yes..." Nakahara Nakahara let Uchihaji push him helplessly, grabbed his wrist with a backhand, picked up the cat, slipped it into the room, closed the door, and forced it into the bed Go to Li, "Go to sleep, I can feel the exhaustion and tiredness from your side."

Uchihaji stared at Nakahara Chuya, and forcibly saw that the other party was a little hairy, then looked away, grabbed the edge of the quilt and pulled it up, covering half of his face, muttering, "I want to eat Bean paste buns from Slug, fried chicken wings, honey toast..."

He read a bunch of dishes, all of which Chuya Chuya would have cooked for himself in his previous life. While reading, he yawned in a daze, and fell asleep again unconsciously.

Seeing Uchihaji fell asleep, Nakahara Chuya immediately picked up a white ball next to him when Uchihaji was groping unconsciously, and stuffed it into his arms, seeing Uchihaji rubbing the white ball pillow , fell asleep peacefully, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

He gave Bai Tuanzi a warning look, but he was very clear that this was the illusion of Bai Jue who had just sneaked in. Dazai has often slept with Bai Jue in his arms all his life.

"So lack of energy..." Nakahara also felt the weak breath from Uchihaji, knowing that this guy was carrying a huge mental drain from the moment he appeared, and even brought a fight with himself. The noise has become weaker.

Stretching out his hand, he brushed Uchihaji's bangs up, and he moved closer, with his forehead against his forehead, feeling the slightly hot temperature, and sighed, "Sure enough, I have a fever."

"This bastard, he likes to act like a baby to me when he has a fever, tsk..." Nakahara Nakata turned over the cabinet and found the bathrobe at the bottom, without even looking at it, he knew it was made in his own size.

Putting on his bathrobe, the suits he had taken off were neatly stacked in the cabinet. He opened the door, and the four little devils fell down with a bang like a stack of arhats. Fortunately, Zhong Yuanzhong also supported him with gravity. , otherwise it will be necessary to make a loud noise to wake Uchihaji up.

"Huh? This suit... I haven't seen it before!" Ming opened his eyes wide and looked at the yukata on Nakahara Chuya. This kind of orange striped yukata was never worn in Uchiha's house, and he didn't know where the other party was from. Where did you find it, did your uncle prepare it?

Zhong Yuanzhong did not respond to this question either. He turned sideways so that the four little ones could enter the room, and reminded in a low voice, "He has a low fever and just fell asleep."

The four little ones hurriedly lightened their steps, carefully sat on the edge of Uchihaji's bed, observed carefully, and found that their uncle was indeed sleeping peacefully, gestured to each other, put the prepared juice beside him, and He tiptoed out of the room.

Zhongyuan Zhong also closed the door, glanced at the four little ones, rubbed the back of his head in distress, and asked, "Where is your kitchen?"

"Do you want to cook?" Xuan was a little curious, "Cook something for uncle?"

"You can eat if you want," Zhongyuan Zhong didn't deny, followed Xuan all the way to the kitchen, rummaged through the ingredients, saw that the kitchen was almost empty, decided to make onigiri decisively, "Didn't you prepare the ingredients? "

Xuan and Ming looked at each other and shook their heads, "After my mother passed away, we all ate at the canteen in the clan area. Basically, we didn't cook food at home. If we cook rice or porridge, we will have noodles next time."

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly realized that although these little dolls were small, they were still children from "big families", and it was nothing to go to the cafeteria for consumption, so he didn't say anything, and started to make rice balls.

Xuan and Mei volunteered to help, while Madara and Quanna were sent to study, and they haven't finished their homework for today!

Looking at the rice balls he made, Nakahara also had a premonition that Dazai would definitely make a fuss when he saw this pile of things.

Sure enough, when Uchihaji woke up, he put the rice ball in front of the other party, and Uchihaji's face instantly turned black.

Holding the juice made by his nephews in his hand, Uchihaji stared at the rice balls in front of him, snorted coldly, shook his head and didn't look at Nakahara Chuya, the meaning of resistance was very obvious.

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched, "Hey! You can be content with rice balls! Your kitchen is so empty, why don't you know how to take care of your nephews!"

"I gave them money!" Uchiha Haruka protested confidently, "There is a lot of pocket money, and there is a lot of food in the cafeteria. You can eat whatever you want!"

That's right, since the last time he found out that his nephews can save a meal, Uchihaji directly stuffed 100 million into Xuan's hand as pocket money for the four of them, allowing them to spend it.

If my nephews have money and want to save money, what does it matter to me?It's not that they didn't give them money!

Having no idea where his nephews' concept of saving money came from, Uchihaji selectively ignored this question and continued to mess up, "I don't want rice balls! I want braised pork! And hot pot! Kebabs!"

"You have a fever, you can't eat these!" Nakahara Chuya suppressed Uchiha Haru's waving hand and refused his request.

"Slug villain! Bully me!" Uchihaji's eyes turned red instantly, and he glared at Nakahara Chuya wetly, almost crying on the spot, "I want to eat delicious food, not rice balls, or I will scratch you , publish all your black material in the book, and throw your hat into the sea!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Damn, the bastard is acting again!

Calm down, I am bound to this guy now, and I have to rely on him to nourish my soul, he still has a fever, what do I care about with the patient...

Nakahara also took a deep breath, trying to reason with Uchihaji, "Patients should eat light food, not those things that are too extreme, do you still want to come out to play when you are sick?"

Uchihaji: ...

Tilting his head, Uchihaji still took it and ate the rice ball. He took out the banknotes and stuffed them into the hand of Ming Ming, and whispered, "Go to the cafeteria to eat, remember to pack a copy back. "

After hearing this, it is obvious that Uchihaji wanted to send a few children away, and said something to Nakahara Nakaya alone, and when it comes to packing, no matter how you look at it, it was packed for Nakahara Chuya. After all, Uchihaji The rice balls were eaten.

When Nakahara heard this, his mood improved instantly. He leaned against the wall and watched Uchihaji chatting with his two nephews there. Seeing his brows were full of tenderness, with a smile in his eyes, he once again mourned for Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Therefore, it is time to find the right time for apprenticeship. If the time is not right, if the Dazai is unreliable, wouldn't it be a disaster?

After Uchihaji coaxed the two nephews away, when he looked up, he saw Nakahara Chuya's half-smile look, and couldn't help frowning, "What?"

"It's nothing, you like these brats very much?" Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his head.

"I can't say I like it..." Uchihaji lay back lazily. As soon as he woke up, he knew that he had a fever. Now he is at home, and there is a slug next to him, so he can be as lazy as he wants, "They are still obedient. It’s my brother’s son again, watching them grow up is a treat.”

Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows. Seeing what Uchihaji said, he obviously took it to heart~

"Your current state won't affect my opening, right?" He changed the subject and asked.

Uchihaji sensed the situation of power and contract in one day, and gave an accurate time point, "It will be fine after four hours."

As soon as he thought about it, he realized that Zhong Yuanzhong also planned to fight with Tajima. He probably wanted to move around in his body for a long time. He had watched the battle between himself and Tianjima before, and it was normal to want to vent.

He casually reminded, "I'm not disqualified in the world right now, I can't hold you back, you are in a critical period of integration, don't go berserk."

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, and nodded to show that he knew how to measure.

Uchihaji was very relieved about this aspect. After eating the second rice ball, he talked to him again, "After the fight tomorrow, come with me to Luoshui City. You can fight with Xingsuke."

He is still thinking about pulling Zhongyuan Zhongya to cross a clear road in front of Izumi Qingyun, and then he can directly build a new shrine on a hill near Luoshui City~

Nakahara also felt that Uchihaji might be planning to do something important. He had always trusted Uchihaji's plan. Moreover, no matter how Uchihaji cheated himself, he would not cheat his own life. He came.

Seeing that Uchihaji finished eating the second rice ball, he reached out to remove the plate and pushed the juice over, "As you arrange, I can't do without you anyway."

Even if he can wake up and show up, Zhongyuan Zhongye still has a certain range of activities, and he can't go far at all.

"I heard that you told your brother that you can only be within three meters of me?" Mentioning this, Uchihaji became energetic in an instant, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I really didn't expect that slugs like me so much, and they don't want to stay away from my~"

The corners of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched slightly, "Nonsense! I'm just saying something serious!"

"Yes, yes, it's more serious, it's probably just such a small gap~"

Uchihaji compared a distance with his fingers, which looked very small, but Nakahara also deeply felt the irony and ridicule from the other party.

"Learn what it means to eat people with a short mouth! Mackerel!" Nakahara took a deep breath, picked up a rice ball, and blocked Uchihaji's mouth.

"The slugs have sucked so much of my power of faith, why don't they know what it means to eat people with short mouths?" Uchihaji widened his eyes and asked back directly.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Damn it!Can't refute!

Seeing that he had the upper hand, Uchiha continued to mutter, "Without me, the hat rack would have become dust in the universe by now~ By then, no one will remember you, and you can still jump around here Jump?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Suddenly thought of something, Zhong Yuanzhong immediately retorted, "If I die, you must die too!"

He did remember that the soul contract between the two of them was at the highest level. In other words, the death of one party would have a huge impact on the other party.

Uchihaji's eyes widened, and the kite eyes were full of smiles, and he exclaimed, "Wow~ Did the slug want to die in love with me?"

Afterwards, he made a look of disgust and waved his hands, "Farewell, slugs are slimy, I just want to die with a beautiful young lady, not a dwarf!"

Nakahara Chuya: Heh...

As soon as the voice changed, Uchihaji took the initiative to mention their soul contract, "Speaking of which, Chuya, haven't you checked the relevant information? The soul contract."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"What? Is there a problem with that?" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked confused.

Seeing Chuya Nakahara's ignorant look, Haruhiro Uchiha let out a long sigh, slapped Chuya Nakahara's hat with a knife, and said in his mouth, "Forget it, forget it, what am I going to do with you, a cub? A god born just 30 or [-] years old can't even be considered an adult, and he's not even a god of good fortune..."

"What are you talking about?" Taking off the hat and straightening it out, Nakahara Zhong also looked at the other party suspiciously, "I can feel that the soul contract is not harmful, so I didn't bother with it, besides, you won't take it to death Please contact the two of us.”

He spoke very frankly, his words were full of trust in Uchihaji, and he never thought about the possibility that Uchihaji would kill himself.

This trust comes from every cooperation they have ever had as a "double black", and also from the bits and pieces of their life together in the previous life.

It has to be said that in the heart of Chuya Zhongyuan, although the mackerel in front of him can be ranked first in the list of troublesome spirits, he is definitely No.1 in the trust list.

Hearing Nakahara Chuya's blunt expression of trust in him, Uchiha paused, pretending that he hadn't heard anything, and continued to read, "This contract is indeed harmless, it is identity proof and power transmission."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"I know." Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked, not thinking about the problem at all, "This is the highest-level soul contract, which is also equivalent to a marriage contract. In other words, you are my divine wife. "

He accepted this identity issue calmly, or rather, in his heart, it was nothing at all.

"Besides, when I said something about dying for love, you obviously asked me to die for love!" Nakahara was also very calm, completely ignoring Uchihaji's black face, and continued, "Although I signed the contract, I will die!" It won’t affect you at all, you’ll be backlashed at most, and won’t really die.”

"At that time, you came to save me and nourish my soul with a contract, because you didn't have time to think, so you did such a thing."

Nakahara also directly picked out the matter, he stared at Uchihaji's kite eyes, there was no strange color in the blue eyes, sincere and sincere, "You may regret it after reincarnation, and even secretly curse yourself It's superfluous, but I'm happy."

"I don't care what you usually plan, but if you are really in crisis, I will always choose to save you." Nakahara didn't say what it was, but he and Uchihaji knew very well that they How many times has this happened.

Just like in the past, you didn't hesitate to go big to save you who became the heart of the dragon, for Chuya Nakahara, this is a question that doesn't need to be thought about at all.

He smiled, "You also made such a choice, so I am very happy."

Because my trust has never been broken, you and I are the same, we both chose each other.

Uchihaji: ...

Uchihaji:! ! !

Subconsciously put on a disgusted expression, Uchihaji pressed Nakahara Chuya's face with one hand, and shouted loudly: "The slug is so slimy, why don't you talk about being happy or not, it's really disgusting!"

"Oh my god, I feel like I'm going to be so disgusted by you that I'm going to vomit blood on the spot!" He yelled exaggeratedly, stepped back decisively, and opened the distance between him and Chuya Zhongyuan, "What is this terrible? Illusion? Ah...why did I end up in this place? Onigiri! You actually poisoned, scheming hat rack!"

Nakahara couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't care about Uchihaji's rejection, he put away the plate, got up and said casually, "You should hurry up and rest!"

It was just a rare occasion for him to express his thoughts to Uchihaji, and he felt a little hypocritical after he finished speaking, but this idea was broken up by Uchihaji's exaggerated performance just a second after it appeared.

Uchihaji saw that Chuya Nakahara packed up and was about to leave, and immediately said, "You have to come back and patch the hole!"

Signaling Zhong Yuan Zhong to look at the hole caused by the opponent's punch, he snorted coldly, "You can't even patch the hole, can you?"

"Understood." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a few deep breaths, asked where the wooden boards were in the courtyard, turned around to get the materials, and prepared to come over later to clean up the situation.

After walking far away in the Central Plains, the smile on Uchihaji's face gradually faded. With a sullen face, he picked up the white dumpling on the ground and rubbed it vigorously. The corners of his mouth curled down, a little puzzled:

"The slug feels weird... Was it something the priest said at the Nanyun Grand Shrine? Or did it not fully integrate and cause some changes?"

He guessed like this, thinking of the sincerity and sincerity when Nakahara just said "I'm very happy", his heartbeat accelerated for a few seconds, he coughed several times suddenly, and shook his head.

"I won't believe such words, even if it's true..."

Suddenly becoming so sincere, there must be fraud!

The slug is not the kind of person who can really talk like this, either someone taught him, or he is going to cheat me tomorrow!

That's not right, I didn't pay much attention to the clothes on the slug just now, but at first glance, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, but maybe there are some loopholes and loopholes that I haven't discovered...

Could it be that the priest did something?What makes slugs so slimy?

Uchihaji thought about it for a second, it had nothing to do with him, anyway, he couldn't trick himself, so he happily hummed his own little tune, pulled the thin quilt over and covered it, while he took a pen and paper, and began to think about it. The range of topics for the ninja selection exam next year.

Away from the room, Zhong Yuanzhong also tore off a piece of talisman paper from the inside of his clothes, pondered for a while, burned the talisman paper, and then let out a long breath.

The priest suddenly appeared in the dark, watching him burn the talisman paper calmly, very puzzled.

"Didn't you often talk about him in the shrine? Either scold him, worry about him, or think about it. Now you can say all your thoughts, why only say a little?"

Nakahara was also stunned for a moment, and shook his head, "We don't need to say so much, and, Dazai must have heard the problem from what I just said."

"You were already happy about it." The priest said calmly, "It's just an expression of true emotion."

"Although it is so, but if you really say it..."

Thinking of himself talking like that in front of Dazai, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but secretly scolded himself for believing in the priest's evil, really pasted the "truth" talisman paper, and said so many things that shouldn't be said!

The priest tilted his head. He couldn't understand Chuya Nakahara's thoughts, so he just responded, "There are still two days."

"I know." Zhong Yuanzhong also found a wooden plank. When he touched his feet and applied gravity, the wooden plank floated around him automatically.

The priest nodded slightly, and his figure disappeared instantly. Before leaving, he did not forget to remind: "Remember to let him come to me."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Very well, this guy came to me and said all these things, definitely because of this last sentence!

Suppressing a little sense of shame in his heart, Nakahara Nakaya still bit the bullet and went to Uchihaji's room, and repaired the floor against the mocking eyes of the other party.

"Oh, it's scary that the slug got caught by someone else~" Uchiha Haru raised his eyebrows, with a deep smile on the corner of his mouth.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also jumped angrily: "If it wasn't for you—"

He paused, took a deep breath, and didn't change the subject at the beginning, "In short, he reminded you to go there."

"Yes, yes, Nanyun Grand Shrine, right? I was planning to go there." Uchihaji shrugged and agreed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that this guy could definitely guess it. Even if he didn't react when he was blown up by his call, he would definitely be able to figure out the reason later, and he didn't need to say anything more.

Pursing his lips, he felt that if he stayed here any longer, he would only want to blow his hair more and more under Uchihaji's mocking gaze, so he should leave as soon as possible.

Nakahara Chuya finished patching the hole and turned around to go to teach Uchihaji's nephews the taijutsu.

After he left, Uchihaji thought of Nakahara Nakaya's reddish ear tips, covered his belly and laughed, and even rolled on the ground laughing, without lowering his volume at all:

"The slug was so ashamed by his own words, I laughed to death hahahahaha..."