When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Now that you know that the ninja will end sooner or later, can you not be a ninja?

This is probably a dream!

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No matter what Uchihaji thinks, he has to become a qualified ninja.

After meditating in the room for a few days, Uchihaji came back again!

Thinking of the Huodun and Chakra mentioned by the girls at the temple fair, Uchihaji felt that he should learn this first, inquire about the specific situation of the clan before going to the battlefield, and finally see what to do.

Since he wanted to learn Chakra, he naturally had to find a qualified teacher, and he found his own sister-in-law.

There is no way, my brother has a lot of things to do every day, how can he have time to teach me how to refine chakra?

Grabbing his sister-in-law's sleeve tightly, Uchihaji followed her closely, his big watery eyes were full of expectation, and he expressed his thoughts under the doubtful question of his sister-in-law.

"I want to learn Chakra. At the temple fair, my brothers and sisters are blowing fire and blowing so well. I want to learn this too!"

He waved his arms, made a cute appearance, and said loudly enough to impress his sister-in-law.

When he saw his sister-in-law couldn't help laughing, he knew that he had succeeded.

It's a pity that learning Chakra was not taught by his sister-in-law. Uchihaji was taken to the courtyard of a retired elder to learn the basics with a group of little radish.

This is the home classroom of the Uchiha family. The grades are simply distinguished and taught by retired elders, which can be regarded as improving the learning efficiency of the children and not wasting manpower.

After saying goodbye to his sister-in-law, Uchihaji stretched his short legs and sat down next to the paper door on the other side.

The place was well lit, and sitting there I could get the sun and be warm, and I could clearly see the movements of the elders who were sitting in the middle.

As soon as he sat down, the boy next to him greeted him.

"Hi, I'm Qingyue, I'm five years old this year." The boy greeted, "I'm the oldest here, and I'll cover you!"

Uchihaji looked around, most of the children in this small room were two to four years old, and the five-year-old Qingyue was indeed the oldest one.

But... at the age of five, he still has to study with children aged two to four, which shows that his aptitude is not that good.

Calmly evaluated the situation of Uchiha Qingyue in his heart, and Uchiha Haruhito had a smile on his face, "Brother Qingyue, I am Aji."

"Azhi?" Qingyue thought for a moment, and then found out the identity of the other party in her mind, "You are the little brother of the patriarch's family, please give me your advice!"

He told Uchihaji what he would teach in class, nothing more than refining and getting used to chakra, shuriken, ninjutsu, calligraphy and etiquette.

Although the courses are a bit complicated, they are all basic courses and the difficulty is not high.

Uchihaji nodded, clapped his hands, and praised Qingyue a few words, "Brother Qingyue is so powerful, he knows everything!"

He boasted on his lips, but he didn't think Qingyue was powerful in his heart.

But Qingyue Uchiha felt a little embarrassed when he praised him so much, "I'm not that good, and I always can't learn ninjutsu and shuriken..."

Uchiha Harmony responded to what he said, with his left ear coming in and his right ear coming out, very perfunctory.

After a while, the teacher who taught the class came. The person in charge of this class was the Sixth Elder who had a broken leg. He was so old that it was not convenient for him to walk. He walked in slowly with a cane, his eyes squinted. Find a place to sit down.

Uchihaji looked at the Sixth Elder's eyes, they looked a little cloudy, not as clear as the Sharingans he had seen, as if... he was about to go blind.

Bearing this in mind, Uchihaji remained silent, quietly waiting for the lesson to begin.

The Sixth Elder did not give a lecture right away, but asked Uchihaji to get up and introduce himself, "You are a new kid, please introduce yourself."

Hearing this, Uchihaji stood up and said loudly, "I am a new Uchihaji, please give me your advice!"

The little Luo Ding in the room applauded with dignity, but began to chatter in their mouths:

"Are you that bad kid who committed suicide? Mom said I can't imitate you!"

"My father also said that ninjas who don't cherish life are bad ninjas!"

Uchihaji looked around, ignored what they said, and just sat down calmly.

Qingyue next to her asked curiously, "Did you really commit suicide by diving into the water?"

"Yeah," Uchihaji admitted generously.

"why?"

"I like it!"

Uchiha Governance spoke bluntly, seeing that Qingyue was choked by him, he retracted his gaze in satisfaction, and gave his behavior a "reasonable" reason in his heart.

Hmph, you don't understand, I'm practicing my vital capacity to survive in water!

"It's enough for the ninja to survive by relying on strength." The Sixth Elder glanced lightly at Uchihaji, "You will understand the preciousness of life."

There was something in his words, and the other children seemed to be recognized, but they spoke more vigorously.

Haruhi Uchiha just ignored these little kids, the left and right are not seen on weekdays, so there is no need to care.

When the sixth elder talked about refining chakra, he listened carefully and tried to practice this on himself.

The Sixth Elder left them some time to try after the lecture, but this was just a routine, not many children could do this at the age of two or three.

Focusing on Azhi at the patriarch's house, he lowered his eyes and sorted out the big-character stickers, thinking about what he was going to teach later.

Uchihaji closed his eyes and carefully perceived the existence of Chakra in his body.

The surrounding voices gradually subsided, and he entered a mysterious space, where all he could see was darkness, and suddenly he saw a few white lights flashing in front of him, before he could perceive them, he saw more and more white lights flashing, The white light is connected by a thin white line, and finally forms a huge meridian system in the body.

Feeling the breath of this meridian system, Uchihaji followed them to find the chakra energy contained deep in the cells, drew them out little by little, fell into the meridian system, and made it flow in this network.

Chakra washes through the meridian system over and over again, more and more energy flows faster and faster, until finally, it can flow directly and coherently without any barriers.

He breathed a sigh of relief, maybe this is refining chakra?It feels like there is power everywhere in the body, and there is an urge to release these powers.

After Uchihaji was familiar with the operation, he planned to open his eyes to ask the situation of the sixth elder, but he didn't want to suddenly sense a foreign object from his body.

It can't be said to be a foreign body, but it's more like something that I don't own but I'm familiar with.

Uchihaji resolutely put all his perceptions there, and Chakra also quietly slid more there along the meridian system.

At the pacemaker's heart, a black flame was burning, it swallowed fire tongues, but did not cause any harm.

Looking at the flame, he could only feel the warmth spreading from his heart to his whole body, and his intuition told him that this was a very important thing, but he couldn't remember what it was.

Can't tell others.

He thought so, but questioned his own thoughts in the next second.

Why do I feel that I can't tell others in the first place?This flame doesn't seem to harm my body, but what is it?Why do I feel familiar and important?

Uchihaji couldn't find the answer, so he could only temporarily choose to give up.

Opening his eyes, he looked at the Sixth Elder in front of him, and asked if he had just used the Chakra correctly, and he received a look of approval.

"Are you one and a half years old now?" Sixth Elder asked deliberately.

After receiving an affirmative reply from Uchihaji, he stroked his beard and narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Very well, your talent is good, you can refine and even half-familiarize with chakra on the first attempt, which is very good."

After saying two good things in a row, the Sixth Elder smiled and patted Uchihaji on the head, looking very happy.

Genius... The other children in the room don't know how to refine chakra yet. This child is progressing so fast, maybe he can go to other teaching classes to learn in a short time.

Speaking of which, this kid is the younger brother of that kid from Tajima?Calculated according to age, it happens to be the time for the next generation of clansmen to grow up, but the seniority is a little higher. I hope he can survive the battlefield in the future, and maybe he can be trained in the direction of the future patriarch...

He thought about it, gave Uchihaji a small lesson, told other children about using chakra and other knowledge that they don't need to learn for the time being, and gave him a scroll of basic knowledge by the way, and asked him to go home and read more.

Turning around, he saw the group of children muttering about something distractedly, the Sixth Elder frowned, "What are you talking about?"

"No...no!" The children immediately shook their heads, calmed down and continued trying to refine Chakra, but their peripheral vision came here from time to time.

Obviously, they were intimidated by Uchihaji's learning speed.

Looking back in satisfaction, the Sixth Elder kindly asked Uchihaji how he felt, "Do you think this is difficult?"

Remembering how he felt the meridian system and chakra immediately after closing his eyes, Uchihaji shook his head, "It's not difficult to simply bring out the power."

The Sixth Elder nodded, and said in a low voice to the group of chatting children: "Look at Azhi, and then look at yourselves! How can you not learn such a simple thing?!"

It can be seen that the sixth elder was also a genius when he was young, and it is not difficult for him to refine chakra.

The other children were hit instantly, showing expressions of grief and indignation.

Uchihaji can refine Chakra the first time he learns, he is a monster!We are all ordinary people, how can you demand us with the level of monsters? !

They groaned in their hearts, but they dared not speak out. They could only hang their heads and be reprimanded by the sixth elder.

Compared with four- and five-year-old children, two- and three-year-old children are better, at least they get a sentence of encouragement that is not considered encouragement:

"You also have to work hard. The old man successfully refined chakra at the age of three!"

The Sixth Elder naturally used his own example to encourage them, but it also hit a group of people.

Well, everyone can't do geniuses and evildoers, so let's be ordinary people honestly.

The study ended this time in a dejected manner. The children's spirits were obviously not very good.

After class, they gathered around Uchihaji, who had accomplished the feat, and chirped to ask each other to teach.

Uchihaji thought for a moment, and simply said what he felt, and finally came a summary:

"You just need to see the meridians, and then insert the chakra into the circulation."

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Ignoring the ignorance of a group of scumbags, Uchihaji saw his sister-in-law, ran over immediately, and told the things that he was used to Chakra, and was shocked and praised by his sister-in-law.

"Ah Zhi is so good? What a little genius! I'll cook you a table of delicious food when I get home!"

"Well! I want crab meat!" Uchihaji made his request loudly. When the other party hesitated, he added, "I saw that there are three boxes of frozen crabs in the kitchen cabinet, and two boxes cannot be moved. The remaining box belongs to our family!"

Meilin showed a helpless expression. My uncle is good at everything, but his brain is too clever. He can dig out everything hidden in the house, but fortunately, although he knows the location, he didn't steal crab meat.

After getting the promise from his sister-in-law, Uchihaji's mood suddenly brightened, and the smile on his face all the year round became more real.

"After learning Chakra, Aji will start to learn ninjutsu, right?" Meilin said with a smile, "Practice jieyin seriously."

Uchihaji thought for a moment, and said, "Well... I want to try hanging on a tree first."

"Hanging on a tree?" Meilin remembered that they occasionally needed to climb a tree when they were doing tasks, and thought he was referring to that. "You are still a little young, you can climb trees when you are older, and learn to make seals first."

Hearing this, Uchihaji shook his head, waved his hands, and seriously corrected her statement:

"Instead of climbing a tree, I want to hang myself!"

Meilin:? ? ?

Meilin:! ! !

Meilin: Is this what normal people think after learning chakra?Are all geniuses so different? !

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Sister-in-law: My Azhi knows how to chakra when he is one and a half years old!Two-year-old learns seal and shuriken!What a genius!

Clan: Wow, so great?

Sister-in-law: It's just... not in a good mind.

Clansman: What's wrong?

Sister-in-law: That's him... I usually like to jump into the river, hang myself, and play with fire. I'm always afraid that he will kill me when I'm not around.

Clan: Oh, I understand, he is sick!

Sister-in-law: What's wrong?Can it be cured?

Clan: As the saying goes, if the Sage of the Six Paths opens the door for you, he will close the window!Your Azhi is probably shutting the window of his brain, and his blood lacks this!

Sister-in-law: So what should we do?This has to be cured!

Clan: Farewell to the immortal, let the immortal replace his brain cells?

The next day, the Immortal of Six Paths received a petition "Please immortal help my brother-in-law replace his brain cells, don't commit suicide again"——

Liudao:? ? ?

Liudao: Which fool's descendant sent me a petition?What?From the eldest son's house?Oh, that's all right, the second child is sick.

Later, Sage of the Six Paths finally saw Uchihaji——

Liudao: I remember you!You are that uncle with abnormal brain cells!

Aji: ...? ? ?

Azhi: Isn't the Immortal of the Six Paths a fool?

I think everyone is thinking about the tolerance of chakra and disqualification in the world, be more confident, children only make choices, we all want :)