When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Hearing Uchiha Osamu's announcement of entering the water, Uchiha Tajima ignored the child's aggrieved expression, and scolded (crossed out) the child severely.

If it weren't for the fact that Uchiha Haru was only one and a half years old and couldn't bear it because of his frailty, perhaps the large ancestral fan in Tajima's hand would become a sharp weapon for beating children.

After giving Uchihaji a good lesson, he threw this troublesome child to the temple fair, turned his head and continued to deal with the affairs of the clan.

Standing at the entrance of the temple fair, Uchiha Haru snorted, completely ignoring Uchiha Tajima's instruction.

What happened to the water?I can't die again!

Yes, Uchiha governance jumped in as a matter of course, which is naturally considered good.

The sister-in-law was standing not far away, and with the speed of the other party, she would definitely be able to pick herself up before she was drowned, and the lake in the clan land was not deep, so she floated up by herself.

He has done experiments, as long as he relaxes his body, he can become a floating object on the water, drifting with the water.

Therefore, he chose to enter the water when he was fully prepared, just to experience the feeling of entering the water.

As for why he gave up struggling after jumping... Isn't it because he suddenly felt that it would be good to die like that~

Uchihaji muttered a few words, then ran into the temple fair, relying on his delicate little face and proficient coquettish skills, he exchanged a lot of candies.

The left sleeve pocket was filled with sweets, and the right sleeve pocket was filled with red envelopes. He walked around the temple fair with great interest, and finally stopped his gaze on an open space.

In the open space, the children were playing and playing, with two or three adults watching over them. The older children were playing ninjutsu, while the three and four-year-old children were watching and applauding for their brothers and sisters.

Uchihaji also joined the onlookers.

Half curly black hair drooped on the side of his face, a gentle smile hung on his delicate face, and his big bright eyes made it difficult to refuse his request. With just a few words, he captured the love of the girls.

After distributing the sweets to the children present, Uchihaji was surrounded by the girls, chatted with them with a smile, and looked at the flames flying randomly in the open space from time to time, thinking about how those flames were produced.

Uchihaji, who has not yet learned chakra, is not very clear about the principle of fire escape. Seeing the balls of flames spit out from the mouths of other children, and watching the sudden wind blowing the flames away, his eyes widened in surprise.

"Breaths of flames from the mouth, wind blowing from the mouth..." he murmured, suddenly realizing, "Have you put oil in your mouth? But there is no tool to ignite it... But the lung capacity is sure!"

Seeing the delicate and lovely little brother say this, the girls all laughed happily:

"No, this is Fire Dungeon and Wind Dungeon."

"It's the basic operation of Chakra, Aji, you will also do it in the future~"

"Everyone in our family can escape fire, you are so smart, no problem!"

This sentence did not unravel Uchihaji's confusion, but made him even more confused.

What?Does our family actually spit fire in addition to the weird pink eye?Breathing fire is still a basic operation? ? ?

Uchihaji puffed up his cheeks and took a serious breath, but——nothing happened.

Will you spit fire if you say yes?Where is the basic operation?Why can't I do it?

Flattening his mouth, he turned his head and was about to ask, but he didn't want the girls to see him trying like this, and laughed even happier!

Azhi was unhappy, Azhi was wronged, and Azhi wanted to commit suicide.

The world is full of deceit, and it would be better for me to die sooner!

Seeing that Uchihaji flattened his mouth aggrievedly, the girls hurriedly comforted him and said the most important thing: "This one uses chakra, Aji doesn't know how to refine chakra now, so naturally he won't fire escape~"

One of the girls even showed Uchihaji the use of fire escape on the spot.

She pinched the ninja seal, opened her mouth and breathed out, a small fireball spit out from her mouth, flew forward, and finally dissipated not far away.

Uchihaji's eyes lit up. Although this little fireball is not as powerful as the brothers and sisters gesturing on the ground, it can still spit out fire anyway, which is much more powerful than just blowing one breath!

Chakra?It seems that this is the key to breathing fire and wind.

Are the so-called ninjas beings who can use all kinds of fire escape and wind escape?

But looking at the uncles and aunts in my brother's study, it seems that some people often go out on missions. Is it possible that ninjas are the ones who master these and then go out on missions?

How about... Go back and ask your sister-in-law?

I still remember that Tajima reprimanded him for his "revenge", Uchihaji would not go to his brother to ask questions even if he was killed.

If my brother apologizes to me, I can also forgive him.

Uchiha Governance, who is favored and proud, puts the fault on Tajima as a matter of course, glances at the battle that is about to end in the open space, and is curious about the existence of ninjas in his heart.

What kind of existence is a ninja?

Uchihaji thought for a long time and came up with a very well-behaved definition.

——A ninja is a kind of spy who is good at forbearance. He conducts various spy operations for the lord. At the same time, he is also good at various ninjutsu.

A ninja doesn't know ninjutsu, so wouldn't he look like a spy?What else is it called a ninja? !

Before he had time to verify his own definition, he was led to the family cemetery by Tajima.

Uchihaji is one and a half years old, and he is qualified to attend the family funeral.

The celebration and joy of the New Year are separated, and the cemetery is only desolate and sad. Even the drizzle that can be appreciated as a scenery on weekdays has become a sad music at this time.

Standing beside the desolate cemetery, Uchihaji grabbed his sister-in-law's hand and looked around, only seeing a large number of tombstones and the coffin in the pit.

The long coffin is engraved with Uchiha's family crest. One coffin corresponds to the death of one Uchiha clansman. Uchiha counted them. There are 46 coffins in total. That is to say, 46 people died last year!

He opened his eyes wide, a little in disbelief.

It's dangerous to be a ninja in your own family, but it won't kill so many people, right?

Listening to the communication between Tajima and others, it seems that these people are not the only ones who died. These 46 bodies can be recovered, and some of them can't even recover their bones.

"Why can't the bones be recovered?" Uchihaji asked his sister-in-law in a low voice.

Meilin lowered her eyes sadly, touched Uchihaji who looked innocent and cute, and said softly, "Some were blown into ashes by detonating symbols, and some were taken away."

She didn't go into detail where the bones that were taken away went, but the witty Uchihaji could guess for himself.

Combining some of those grotesque ninjutsu, and thinking about my own peculiar pink eye disease (crossed out) Sharingan, maybe it was used as an experimental product!

He pursed his lips, did not say anything, and quietly followed everyone through the worship ceremony, watching the grave soil cover the coffin and drown everything, only the tombstone still showed traces of their existence.

46 people died in one year... Even if they have children, they can't make up for this number, not to mention that there are many seven or eight-year-old children who died. The number of Uchiha's family will definitely decrease sharply!

Uchihaji calculated in his mind, turned his head and followed Uchiha Tajima to the place in the shrine where the list of the deceased is specially placed. Seeing his brother write his name on it with a sullen face, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

"I'll help too."

He helped his brother grind the ink, and got a tired smile from his brother.

After writing the list, Uchiha Tajima put away the list, took out the genealogy tree, and finally led the child out of the shrine and the cemetery.

"Why did everyone die?"

After returning home, Uchihaji asked.

He had already forgotten the "revenge" he remembered before, and he was full of things about the cemetery today.

"Because of the war." Uchiha Tajima rarely had a job, and Wen Sheng explained to Uchiha Haru, "We are employed by the castellan, fighting for the entrusted castellan, and fighting other ninjas on the battlefield."

When he said this, his eyes immediately became sharp, and his words were full of hatred, "The Qianshou family... most of the people who died last year were killed by the Qianshou family!"

"Uchiha and Senju are not at odds! If someone hires Senju, the opponent will hire us, and vice versa. We are enemies, and Senju is our only opponent."

"Isn't war fought by samurai? Why do we have to go to the battlefield? Shouldn't ninjas do logistics and preliminary work?" Uchihaji said his guess about ninjas, which drew a burst of laughter from Tajima.

"No, ninjas are the weapons of hirers, and samurai are their guards, but... some people will hire ninjas to protect them." After touching Uchihaji's head, Uchiha Tajima became gentle again look like.

After looking at his younger brother a few more times, he sighed softly, "When you are six or seven years old, it's time to go to the battlefield. You have to practice hard in the past few years..."

Uchihaji's eyes widened. He never thought that he would have to go to the battlefield at the age of six!

Ninjas don't do their job like spies, but go to the battlefield to fight other ninjas. The death rate in wars is much higher than the birth rate. If you don't do entrusted tasks, you can't make money to support your family. Children aged six or seven have to go to the battlefield to fight. as an adult...

Uchihaji calculated the birth rate and death rate of the Uchiha family, and then thought about the entrusted tasks that must be done every year, and realized something.

——Sooner or later, the ninja will be finished!

The author has something to say: You Zai: It’s fine to lose your memory in reincarnation, but I’m still a humble ninja?It's so hard to be a human being, so... I won't be a human being anymore! (fog)

It will take some time for "disqualification in the world" and memory recovery, so cherish this cute and lovely young Zai~

感谢在2021-03-2318：00：00～2021-03-2418：00：00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Mo Yuyuan 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Bao Ge, Wuyi, Qianshu Huahuo, and Fox Moon Falcon;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：千树花火10瓶；。。。9瓶；衣依铱、琳千夜5瓶；风天3瓶；所有女性2瓶；瓷鄢1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!