When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Central Plains cadres came to chat with Central Plains Central Ye, and besides wanting to come, there was also a signal from the leader Zai.

However, he really never thought that he would hear the other party say "he is mine".

When hearing these words, the pupils of the Central Plains cadres shrank slightly, feeling mixed feelings for a while.

Rather than saying that he was shocked by the relationship between Uchihaji and Nakahara Chuya, it would be better to say that he was surprised by Nakahara Chuya's frank admission.

According to the analysis of the Zhongyuan cadres, even if he was with Dazai, he shouldn't have admitted this so bluntly, right?

A creature like Dazai is timid and insecure, and he refuses to speak out what is in his heart. Even if he trusts each other to the extreme, there will always be a barrier between them. It is impossible to fully and frankly admit to each other's previous feelings.

However, Zhong Yuanzhong in front of him also admitted this point, and even said words full of possessiveness.

Therefore, the Central Plains cadres were surprised by this.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised when he said this, but he quickly adjusted back.

After all, this sentence is too familiar. When I can only rely on instinct to appear, isn't it what I say to those guys who try to get close to Uchihaji?

To Heijue, to Erwei, and to Tajima, he has said "he is mine" to declare possession, so it is not a problem to say it again now.

Besides, there is no problem with this sentence.

Nakahara Chuya and Uchihaji signed the highest-level soul contract. Uchihaji is the real "God Wife" of the wild god Nakahara Chuya - a god wife who does not mix any water and really occupies the status of the main palace. This identity is the God Realm recognized.

In other words, without holding a wedding, confessing to each other, or communicating with each other, these two guys have long been certified couples.

Any emotional development after that should be classified as "marriage first, love later" type!

Thinking of the somewhat subtle classification of "marriage first, love later", the corners of Zhong Yuan Zhong also's mouth twitched slightly, but he couldn't find any more suitable words.

Uchihaji's cryptic singing confession to himself at the concert popped up in his mind, and the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened a bit.

When he saw Uchihaji wasting his life to save himself, he knew that his method of boiling the frog in warm water had succeeded.

But rather than boiling the frogs in warm water, it is better to say that they complement each other, run in together, and finally cultivate each other. After all, it is impossible to succeed in using means against Osamu Dazai, and only he can do it voluntarily.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also asked, "Is there a problem?"

The Central Plains cadre shook his head, "No."

The answer has already been glimpsed from the words of Nakahara Chuya. The cadres of Zhongyuan looked at the smile on the corner of Nakahara Chuya's mouth and the light in his eyes, and had to admit that the two people in another world were really in love with each other. Moreover, the other I quite like Dazai.

He paused, not wanting to communicate too much on this aspect, so he simply changed the subject and asked himself something more concerned, "Where did your hat go?"

The hat from Lantang is their "suppressor", but the Zhongyuan Zhong in front of him can completely forget this and even go out without wearing it, which is very strange.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of the hat, and his expression was a little subtle, "Actually... I don't need it anymore."

"How to say?" Hearing this, the Central Plains cadres were instantly refreshed.

"If you think about it, you know that Azhi and I come from another world."

Nakahara also said a premise, he basically doesn’t call Uchihaji by “mackerel” or the like, but uses the more intimate “Aji” to call him, which will make him feel more in love Of course, if you are extremely angry, you still have to scold what should be scolded.

"In that world, Azhi set up a god for me, and I completely merged with Huang Batu."

It can't be considered complete integration, it can only be said that the integration progress has reached two-thirds, but this matter cannot be told to the Central Plains cadres.

Opening and clenching his palms, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt the boiling power in his body. Those large quantities of power that could only be used by running away have now become things under his own control.

It was also through this time that he roughly realized what kind of problems existed in his body.

Huangbatu is the god of destruction and destruction that gathers all the negative forces in the world. Such attributes doom his own power to be not that stable type, but more like an active volcano, ready to erupt at any time.

The researchers put Huangbatu in the human body. Even after many experimental adjustments, this body is still a human being after all, and it can't really carry Huangbatu's power as a god. That's why he went berserk and the like.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongya has a self-awareness of Huangba, but because he recognizes himself as a "human being" more, this makes him unable to fully integrate with his own instinct and energy, and is restricted by his body. He wants to call all Power has become even more impossible.

In the previous battle with the evil god, Nakahara Chuya's human body had been damaged, and the divine soul brought all the power of Huangba to the depths of Uchihaji's soul, and settled down by contract.

He was nurtured by the power of Uchihaji's "disqualification in the world", and because he lost his human body, he gradually accepted the fact that he became Uchihaji's patron saint and Aragami in a deep sleep, and he also achieved the mastery of instinct power premise.

Coupled with the power of faith sent by Uchihaji and the help of the world, Nakahara Chu also used his own original power to condense his own body. This time, the body completely belongs to the body of the god Arabatu. The existence that suits him best will naturally not hinder his release of power.

Therefore, the hat has also become an existence that is not needed at all.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of what he had been sleeping for ten years, and felt a little helpless.

Consolidating the body and merging the original power is a long process. Without Uchihaji, I am afraid that it will take hundreds of years to successfully achieve this step. Now it is a very pleasant surprise to be able to transform into a body and fight outside.

The cadres of the Central Plains are not aware of the series of experiences of Zhongye in the Central Plains, but only vaguely aware of the particularity of the "divine position".

"God...?" He murmured, thinking about something.

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head to look at him, as if he saw himself struggling between man and god in the past.

He can't tell which one is better to choose, but as long as it is the way of life he likes, it is the best.

"Do you want to be a human?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

"I am a human being!" The Central Plains cadre replied firmly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled brightly, added wine to the Zhongyuan cadres, and said casually, "Then live as a human being! Don't think I'm fine now, but I'm still a black household!"

Having said that, he gritted his teeth a little bit, "I'm just an accessory!"

That damned priest... Oh no, the spokesperson of the world, he is in collusion with the world, and refuses to give himself a real recognition, they only recognize Uchihaji!

I am an accessory, even if I am a god, I am an accessory in their eyes!

If it wasn't because he wanted to lure Uchihaji to their world, he probably would have been thrown out the moment he entered that world!

Thinking of it this way, Zhongyuan Zhong felt a little helpless.

A dignified god of destruction and destruction, to come to such a step, probably because of his own destiny?But all kinds of people I met along the way made me a real creature and had my own partner, and that was enough.

Tilting his head, he changed his voice and said, "If you want to prevent yourself from becoming an uncontrolled existence, your Dazai is the key."

According to Uchihaji's words, the leader Zai will be the anchor in the fusion world in the future, an existence chosen by the origin of the world.

If the Central Plains cadres want to make any changes in themselves, only the leader Zai can achieve this effect, and no one else can do it.

After all, he is the one who is loved and chosen by the world...

Nakahara Chuya drank a glass of wine and casually mentioned another matter, "Compared to this, I am more upset about Oda..."

"He..." The Central Plains cadre also felt the same, and nodded, "When that bastard Dazai sees Oda Sakunosuke, he can't walk, and I have to worry about him at any time, afraid that he will skip work again, or Defect the organization directly!"

Hearing the word defection organization, Nakahara Chu also vaguely remembered the defection of Uchihaji many years ago. When he picked up a "homeless" black cat in the house, he started a deeper bond.

Although it was later discovered that this bastard was not homeless at all, Uchihaji clearly held several "offers" in his hand at that time!

There are people from the supernatural secret service department, some from the non-time academy, and even some who go home and become young masters... This guy has a lot of ways to retreat, but he came here to pretend to be weak, and he kindly took this guy in !

However, this can be regarded as the coward's attempt by Uchihaji. He has passed the test and has everything he has now.

Nakahara Chuya complained to the Central Plains cadres about Uchihaji's actions indistinctly, blurring some important information, and it fell into the other party's ears, leaving "Uchihaji ran to his house after defecting from the organization and became a The story of the little boy who was adopted, and finally went to Butei".

When the Central Plains cadres thought that they had adopted Dazai, a black cat, they felt angry.

He wanted to scold his other self for making people eat soft food, but thinking that the other party not only embraced the "beauty" but also completely grasped the power, he couldn't say such words.

Tsk...but it's so difficult just to think about it!

"Of course! That guy is very picky!"

Nakahara Chu was also full of desire to complain, venting to his other self the grievances left behind by Uchihaji's "bullying" for so many years.

"It's okay to sweep the things I don't like on the plate into my bowl every time. I don't want to eat vegetables. I have to peel the fruits before I eat them. I have to give him a portion of the fruits I don't like. Squeeze the juice, and he will only drink it when it becomes the juice that suits his appetite!"

Central Plains cadre:? ? ?

"Wait, you peeled fruit for him?" Zhongyuan cadre couldn't help asking, "Dazai can obviously wash it by himself and eat it."

"No, he's old and squeamish!" Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly, and said with his arms folded, "One time when I moved to a new villa, I found him a chef to cook for him, and I had to be picky about what the chef did. It’s delicious, and I’m not satisfied even after changing it several times, and in the end, I can only go to his favorite shop to pack food for him every day, so that he is willing to eat obediently!”

Speaking of this, his blue eyes shone with a little brilliance, and there was a little smugness in his words:

"So, I used a strategy, I took him to cooking class!"

Central Plains cadres froze for a moment, "Cooking class?"

"Yes, it's to learn how to cook in class!" Nakahara Chuya nodded.

Central Plains cadres: ...

No, who asked you this, I want to ask you why you go to cooking class!That bastard Dazai is clearly a master of dark cooking!

Turning his mind, the Zhongyuan cadre remembered that Uchihaji once showed off the fact that Chuya Chuya's cooking skills were very good, and he felt bad.

Could it be that it was practiced in cooking class?

"Has he learned it?" the Central Plains cadre asked immediately.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed leisurely, "No."

Central Plains cadre: I knew it!

But in the next second, Zhong Yuan patted his chest again in a proud tone, "I learned it!"

Central Plains cadres: ...

Shut up!What are you proud of?Obviously, he was tricked into a ditch and counted money for mackerel!The other me, wake up! ! !

Nakahara didn't think it was a problem at all. In his opinion, this was proof that he had won against Uchihaji in some way. Besides...

"Every time I see him obediently eating the food I cook, the satisfaction is still very good~"

His tone is very cheerful, obviously he really thinks so.

That kind of joy from the heart directly choked back the words of the Central Plains cadre, and made him feel speechless.

It's too bad, the other self actually learned to cook because of such a thing, and was exploited all the way, isn't it too miserable?

After talking about his cooking skills, Nakahara Chuya talked about Uchihaji's sleeping posture in a ostentatious manner.

"Compared to eating, he sleeps much more securely." Tilting his head, he remembered Uchihaji's huddled and insecure sleeping position at the beginning, and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Just like a cat group Like a ball, huddled on the side of the bed, the quality of sleep is terrible, and a little movement can wake him up."

"For my good sleep, I collected a lot of lullabies for him, and adjusted him for a long time, and finally made this guy's sleep quality better."

The only problem is that the other person likes to sleep with a pillow, and that pillow is himself.

Well, this is actually not a big problem, I am still very satisfied~

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No, this is a big question, okay?

Since that guy's sleep quality is not good, throw him into another room and let him go to sleep by himself!Why do you have to sleep in a bed?It's fine to sleep on a bed, why are you still his pillow!

The Central Plains cadres can't get the beauty of this "sweet" married life between husband and wife at all. They just feel that everything is full of flaws, and even the other self in front of them has become distorted.

For some reason, he smelled a sour smell of love from Nakahara Chuya. Although this description is not correct, he really felt that the other party seemed to be showing affection.

What a terrible thing this is. I actually found Dazai, that black mud spirit as a partner, and reached the level of calm and loving. This is even scarier than my own runaway death one day!

Thinking of this, the Central Plains cadre couldn't help shivering, and sincerely thanked himself for being single, and even thanked Oda Sakunosuke for appearing, at least he would not fall into such a terrible vortex.

As long as it's not Osamu Dazai, everything else is fine!

Zhongyuan Zhongye was still bragging about the cuteness of his own Azhi with the Zhongyuan cadres there, and even said that the other party was wearing a big fur before walking in the snow with one foot deep and one foot shallow, looking like a snow dumpling.

This is probably the benefit of being a patron saint. I actually watched Uchihaji grow up from birth to the present with my own eyes, and even felt a little bit of the love of an old father.

It must be an illusion!

Shaking his head vigorously, Zhong Yuanzhong also put this matter behind him, pretending that he hadn't almost mutated into fatherly love just now, coughed twice, and said solemnly:

"So, my Azhi is very good, completely different from your black mud essence!"

The Central Plains cadre glanced at him and couldn't help but said, "He's not here, why are you bragging about him like that?"

"I'm not bragging, I'm telling the truth!" Nakahara Chuya swore.

Silently concealing that Uchihaji could roughly know what he was doing here through the contract, he patted the table and said loudly:

"So, I must keep an eye on him! What Oda made, just take a book. If you want to grow this kind of catnip at home, I will never allow it!"

That's right, it's that damned "human catnip"!

A question mark appeared in the heads of the Central Plains cadres, and then they felt that this description was still very accurate.

Catnip... Indeed, that guy Dazai is almost like a tsundere cat. Oda Sakunosuke is a special attack on Dazai cat. It would not be an exaggeration to say that he is a humanoid catnip that specializes in Dazai cats.

Thinking of this, the Central Plains cadre said with deep empathy, "Yeah, you have to watch closely, you're okay, it's going to be miserable on my side..."

"Fortunately, it is impossible for the leader to escape."

The only thing he is lucky about now is this, the leader Zai is already the leader of the mafia, and he has been entrenched in the mafia for so long, it is impossible for him to get out completely, unless he can get some other opportunities.

Although the Central Plains cadres couldn't fully understand the various operations of the leader, he could still see that the leader would probably continue to sit in this position for a long time because of that Oda Sakunosuke.

The previous feeling that the other party might leave at any time has basically disappeared since Uchihaji came to this world, and now the leader Jae has a little anger.

If it continues to develop steadily, maybe one day I can see the arrogant domestic black cat that Nakahara Chuya said?

Who wouldn't want a domestic black cat?

That's an extremely intelligent black cat who can choose his own master and run away on the spot if he doesn't like it!

Even if you are so squeamish, you still focus on the other person unconsciously. Even if you are so angry with the other person, you still can't help being frightened by him. No one can say what he doesn't like about such a cat. Bar?

At this moment, the cadres of the Central Plains already knew that Mori Ogai was thrown to be the director of the orphanage, and most of the dissatisfaction was eliminated. Coupled with the dedication of the leader Jae over the years, even if he did not admit it verbally, he was completely satisfied. The leader Zai was approved.

Zhongyuan Zhong also vaguely heard what the Zhongyuan cadre said. He didn't answer, but just drank a few more drinks with the Zhongyuan cadre, then waved goodbye to the other party and went home.

In the living room at home, Uchihaji had long been sitting on the sofa, covered with a blanket, staring at him without looking away.

"Little boy who was kept? A pampered black cat? Humanoid catnip?"

Every time he uttered a word, Zhongyuan felt a little more chill.

Uchihaji showed a bright smile, "Ah, I didn't expect that I was a domestic black cat in Chuya's heart~"

"Uh... no, that... I was just fooling them." Zhongyuan Zhong also shook his head frantically, and explained seriously, "I didn't find any information for them."

"In fact, it doesn't matter, even if you search for the news, that guy won't be able to see other worlds in the future~" Uchihaji shrugged, seeing Nakahara Chuya's face changed drastically, he finally revealed the essence of the devil, "I let you go To fool them, I just want to hear what you think about me~"

"Chuya, I can accept you enclosing me, but that doesn't mean you can be my master!" Uchiha Hara patted the table righteously, and said loudly, "Without me, there would be no you, you know? !"

Nakahara also paused, wanting to refute something, at this moment he noticed the cunning in Uchihaji's eyes, and suddenly realized.

This guy is clearly trying to use this as an excuse to get me to do something... and he's deliberately acting so obviously, is it to make me obediently cooperate with him?

"Oh..." He responded, walked over, and stretched out his hand, "So?"

Uchihaji took out the psychic contract from his arms, put it in the palm of Chuya Nakahara, and even prepared a pen, "Come, sign a copy!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

So, is your ultimate goal to make me sign a contract to be your dog?

That's not right, after signing this contract, I will be Uchihaji's psychic beast. In other words, I will not be a black household anymore.

Thinking of the black household problem mentioned in the complaint just now, Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't tell whether the other party sincerely wanted to help him solve this problem, or wanted to make himself a "dog".

Perhaps, both?

Even knowing this, what can I do?

All the domestic cats stretched out their paws to scratch me, so of course I obediently followed the direction pointed by the cats' paws.

Even if the black cat is already domesticated, it still lacks a sense of security, and sometimes shrinks back into its shell timidly. At this time, if I don’t follow the cat’s thoughts, the “achievement” I finally achieved before "Surely it will fall back, right?

I don't want to take back that confession that I had so hard to get, and let everything go to waste!

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, raised his pen and signed the contract.

Uchihaji, who just wanted the other party to be his "dog", smiled with satisfaction.

Ah, the first step of the psychic contract is completed. After returning to the ninja world, let Chuya mark it with the original power, so that the contract can be fully interoperable, and it is also a state recognized by the world.

At that time, Zhong will not only solve the problem of black households, but also completely become my dog~

Since you are so proud of being able to do so many things for me, it seems that the wish in your heart is to take care of me more, so do more!Completely become my perfect butler... Ah no, attendant!

After all, I am not a devil, I am the magical girl Tanxi who fulfills everyone's wishes :)