Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

The two childish gods, Rain God and Wushan Mountain God, did not fight in front of He Qinglan in the end.

It is probably because both parties are concerned about their own face, and they are afraid of being exposed to black history after a fight, so they maintain the harmony on the surface.

Although this superficial harmony is full of loopholes——

The small dark cloud above the mountain god's head has not dissipated for a while, the light rain, and the ice particles are very lively, and small stones will pop up from the feet of the rain god from time to time to show their presence, so that although the two of them are smiling, the smile is inexplicable A little grim.

Of course, Lord River God sensed the secret movements of these two guys.

But what can the river do?He is just a useless account with no mana at full level, let these two naive gods fight among themselves, as long as they don't roll into a ball directly in front of him.

"Okay, don't talk too much about the old days, Shan Wu, tell me about your situation. How did you wake up? You told me on Weibo that the situation in this world is not very good. What is it? Is it bad?"

When He Qinglan brought up this topic, Shanwu didn't have the time to compete with Shui Wuyuan in secret. He didn't care about the little dark cloud above his head, and sat up straight: "The situation in the world is really bad now, you should be able to feel it too. ?”

"You just woke up, and you don't know the experience of this world for thousands of years. I have to say that human beings are really more able to toss than those prosperous creatures we have seen before."

The expression on the mountain witch's face was very complicated when he said this, "Human beings are probably the most intelligent and spiritual creatures in history. From their point of view, they have created their own culture and history for thousands of years. , Breaking through their upper limit almost all the time."

"But they are the most ambitious, crazy, cruel and even dark creatures I have ever seen."

"I haven't seen their development with my own eyes, but only from some books and videos they have kept, I can get a glimpse of their selfish and vicious behaviors of fishing in marshes, killing them all."

"They create and expand their own world, but it is based on the world that consumes other creatures."

"A world that includes the gods."

The mountain witch said this and looked at He Qinglan: "I woke up suddenly two years ago, because the Wushan mountain pillar I laid down before I fell asleep was hollowed out."

"If you hadn't told me that being a god shouldn't be too honest and you had to leave a backup, let me put down another mountain pillar on the back mountain. At the moment when the main mountain pillar was dug out, most of Wushan would have collapsed. I'm afraid I won't wake up again."

The mountain witch's eyes were a little heavy: "I was awakened after losing the pillar of the main mountain. At that time, my consciousness was chaotic and my body was weak. And at that time, my instinct told me that staying on the mountain would be dangerous, so I went down the mountain with the pillar of the back mountain. gone."

"Afterwards, I got mixed up with the crowd, and it took me more than half a year to recover some self-protection power."

When Shanwu said this, his expression was a little dark again. God knows how he came here in those half a year. It was probably a dark history that was more embarrassing than his defeat by Shui Wuyuan.

"Later, I gradually learned about human beings and the world. Only then did I realize that human beings are the masters of the world at this time, and I also discovered that human beings have almost tossed the world."

"If humans continue to behave like this, natural disasters will strike this world within a hundred years, everything will be destroyed, and then the cycle of life will probably start again."

"However, after thousands of years of gradual decline of spiritual power and the end of the Dharma era, the spiritual energy in this world has begun to slowly recover."

Shanwu looked at He Qinglan: "The world is now at a delicate point."

"If you are good, your spiritual energy will be revived and everything will prosper."

"Evil will lead to the collapse of the world and the extinction of life."

"And in the end, is it a good result or a bad result..."

He Qinglan's slender fingers gently tapped the little head of the black carp, and took the words of the mountain witch:

"It's all about humans."

The mountain witch sighed and nodded, after all, human beings are the fate at this time.

"In fact, no matter whether it is good or bad, it will not have much impact on us awakened gods. As long as we protect the source when the world collapses, it is just another start."

The mountain witch paused at this point, "...but I always feel uneasy."

Shui Wuyuan, who had been silent all this time, opened his mouth mockingly at this moment.

"Isn't it normal for you to be upset?"

"Look at how greedy those humans are like wolves, insects and ants. You can see that the filthy air lingering is everywhere."

"Why wait for natural disasters? Man-made disasters have already come."

Shanwu seemed to be startled by Shui Wuyuan's last words, he wanted to say something but suddenly thought of his own Wushan, which was mostly hollowed out.

In fact, humans will not wake him up completely if they take away his mountain pillars as top-level jade, because ordinary humans cannot dig out the core of his mountain pillars.But the fact is that his mountain pillar has been completely dug out, and the core of the mountain pillar, which ordinary people cannot obtain, was finally taken away.

There is his original power in the core of his mountain pillar, if it is obtained by a person with a pure heart, it will be fine, it may bring some complementary benefits to that person.But if it is used by villains... Maybe it will really cause a mess.

The more the mountain witch thought about it, the more disturbed he became. He didn't want his power to cause bad consequences.

And He Qinglan added another sentence at this time: "Three of my source spirit beads were broken, and two were lost. Yesterday in my believer's home, I also found a piece of infested vitality spirit branch."

"The infected spiritual branch affected that person's xinxing, and swallowed a lot of life force."

When the mountain witch heard this, the whole god was in a bad mood: "Why did you and Mu Sen have something wrong?! I thought you were awakened because you disliked your original river and became so ugly!!"

When Shui Wuyuan heard this, he burst out in embarrassment.

The Lord River God rolled his eyes at the Mountain God: "I, Qinglan River, will always be the most beautiful!! And I woke up because the Yuanquan Lingzhu was broken, not by being ugly!"

The mountain witch coughed, knowing that he had stepped on his old friend's thunder, and quickly changed the subject: "Yeah, Qinglan is always the most beautiful. You are more magnificent and beautiful than the flower god Xueshen! Well, you found out that you are infected by filthy air. The spiritual branch of vitality, is Musen awake?"

He Qinglan shook his head: "I don't think there should be. Musen is the wood god who emerges from the trees. If he wakes up, there should be a sudden flourishing of vegetation. At least in the area around Qinglan River, I haven't sensed it yet."

When He Qinglan said this, he looked at Shui Wuyuan next to him. Compared with his exhausted spiritual power and declining strength just after waking up, a certain narrow-eyed Rain God who has not slept should be able to sense the breath of the ancient god more accurately.

Moreover, rain is born without boundaries.

Seeing He Qinglan and Shan Wu looking at him, Shui Wuyuan immediately understood what they meant, and suddenly the narrow-minded and naive Rain God came online.

He ignored the mountain witch, his gray eyes stared at He Qinglan and the corners of his mouth curled up:

"I can indeed detect and sense where the vegetation suddenly flourishes in the entire Huazhou, and detect whether the wood god is awake."

Shanwu's eyes lit up, but He Qinglan squinted and waited calmly for the next sentence.

"But why would I do it?"

Mountain Witch: "..." This kid really deserves a beating!

Lord Heshen remained calm. He looked at the handsome man who seemed to be happy, and tapped the table with his hand.

"State your terms."

At this time, the source of water was served instead.

He deliberately tidied up his diamond-encrusted suit, turned the millions of watches on his wrist, and finally sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, so that he almost wrote the words "Landlord" on his face. .

"Come and beg me~"

The mountain witch's expression changed instantly.

He Qinglan didn't even move his eyebrows, "Don't ask, just get another one."

Shui Wuyuan clicked his tongue, put Erlang's legs down, and raised his beautiful eyebrows: "Then call me boss."

The mountain witch twitched the corners of his mouth.

He Qinglan rolled his eyes at Shui Wuyuan, "Don't shout, just change."

Shui Wuyuan couldn't sit still now, he stood up directly from the sofa, his eyebrows were knit together, "Is this your attitude of letting God do things? Do you know how many people on the Internet kneel down and want to call me boss? Want to be my son?!"

"I feel pity for you because you are down and out. Don't take advantage of your pity to make progress!"

Big Brother Shui had a cold face that could make ordinary people kneel when they saw him, and he took out his mobile phone from his arms aggressively and directly confronted He Qinglan: "Log in to Weibo to unblock that brainless Tushan, from now on Only follow me unilaterally! You can no longer follow anyone else, you have to come over and like everything you post with me as soon as possible!

This is the last request, if you don't agree, forget it!No matter how much you pretend to be pitiful, I won't work in vain! !Wood God and I are not familiar! "

He Qinglan looked at the mobile phone in front of him and the ferocious Shui Wuyuan, finally blinked and quickly lowered his head and smiled, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and nodded:

"this is okay."

Then, under the proud expression of the rain god and the dead eyes of the mountain god, he unfollowed "Guardian of Wushan", and only paid attention to "Shui Wuyuan v".

"Is that all right?"

Brother Shui showed a victorious smile at the mountain god, and said: "Like all my Weibo. I will help you feel it."

He Qinglan: "...Okay."

The mountain witch was about to burst open.

He Qinglan comforted the old friend of the mountain god with his eyes while praising Shui Wuyuan.

Bear with the sea and the sky, old friend, after all, we don't have much blue now.

Mountain Witch: ...

I have sacrificed too much for my old friend!

And, he discovered just now that they are also the gods who beat Shui Wuyuan violently back then. Why did Shui Wuyuan treat him with all kinds of ridicule and spiritual bullying, but it was different for He Qinglan? !

I can't tell what the difference is, but Master Shanshen just feels the double standard!

At this time, Shui Wuyuan, who had closed his eyes and sensed, opened his eyes. The fluctuation of spiritual power around him seemed to be a little smaller, and his pupils turned dark gray.

"There is no wood god's prosperous aura in the entire Huazhou area, he should not have woken up."

"but……"

He Qinglan raised his eyes: "But what?"

Shui Wuyuan paused and said, "The aura in an area in the northwest is somewhat chaotic, and the filthy air is very strong. But that place is a barren land, and it should have nothing to do with the wood god."

He Qinglan nodded, since it has nothing to do with Mushen, there is no need to care too much.

It's just that at this moment, a little uneasiness flashed in his heart, and suddenly he was concerned about the safety of Mu Shen.

However, Wood God and Houtu are both powerful gods, and Houtu is the most powerful among the gods. They will not fall easily.

"Don't be dazed! I've already done the investigation, why don't you hurry up and give me a thumbs up?"

After Shui Wuyuan finished his work, he showed the face of the landlord again. Then he took out one of the best-looking apples from the fruit basket while talking, gathered clean water to wash it, and brought it to He Qinglan:

"Don't say I ordered you at night, this apple is your salary! This is the apple washed by the richest man himself, thank you Dade!"

He Qinglan took the apple calmly and took a bite, completely ignoring Rain God's nagging.

And the mountain god next to him saw the subtlety of Shui Wuyuan's language and behavior as if he was divided.

When he took out his mobile phone because of the Weibo notification tone and saw the content of countless netizens @him on Weibo, Master Shanshen had nothing to say.

[@吴山者者, Oh my God, Brother Shan, come and see!Immortal Nan suddenly unfollowed you to pay attention to Big Shui!Hurry up and take back our fairy boy! ! ! 】

[Xian Nan and Brother Guan Shan, followed the big boss Shui, and then gave him a thumbs up one by one... In the end, it was our brother Shan who lost! 】

[In this secular world, does money win over everything in the end? ! 】

Shanshen thought blankly, it's not that money conquers everything, it's the pain of having no mana at the full level.

Shui Wuyuan turned his head at this time, and showed a smug smile at the mountain witch, which can be called top green tea.

He Qinglan looked up and saw everything: "..."

Forget it, pretend to be blind.

But at this moment, a strange bird song suddenly sounded outside the house, followed by the sound of birds flapping their wings.

Then there was Xia Youyu's cry resounding through the night sky: "God of the river bless you!!"

The author has something to say: The God of Rain vs. the God of Mountain: Ridiculous mockery.

God of Rain to God of River: He said the cruelest words and gave the sweetest apples.

Shanshen: I always feel that something is wrong. Is he double-standard?

River God: It's all sarcasm, you misunderstood.

Mountain God: ...