Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

A secret signal from the guardian of Wushan made Lord Heshen confirm that the existence on the other side of the network is the real mountain god and witch.

After all, it has been too long since the ancient times. Unless there are real witnesses, it is impossible for any existence to tell about everyone's... well, daily life at that time.

Lord Heshen couldn't help but think back to those years, and wanted to make sure that everyone really "practiced, played, and beat Wuyuan".Thinking about it this way, he felt that this statement was a bit too much.

Because Shui Wuyuan was born 1000 years later, he is the smallest one among the gods, so everyone takes care of him.

Although they don't take him together much, but it's not to the extent that they have to fight Wuyuan if they have nothing to do.From He Qinglan's point of view, most of the first batch of ancient gods in ancient times were easy to get along with, and those with cruel and vicious personalities soon went wrong or died of demons.

Moreover, Shui Wuyuan was beaten for a large part because of himself. Although this kid's personality is not too extreme, he is also domineering. He insists on proving that he is the most powerful boss god, so every time he takes the initiative to find him. beat.

Within 100 years after Guangshui Wuyuan was born, he had already searched for all the gods he could find and fought.

Wind, fire, forest, mountain, snow, sand, sea, thunder... and even powerful creatures born in other areas or demon spirits with enlightened wisdom, he would fight them, and he could be called a fighting mad god.

At the beginning, everyone still thought he was following him, but they just sparred with him a few tricks and at most got a draw, but later on...

Well, who started to be impatient and beat him up with all his strength?

Lord River God thought so, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched.

At this time, the guardian of Wushan over there was typing to greet him again.

Guardian of Wushan: [Qinglan, why don't you answer?I just checked that the river in Bicheng is called Qinglan River, isn't that your natal river?Or do you not believe the code I said?

Then let me say one more thing, we were all watching when you beat Shui Wuyuan violently, and Thor and I were the only gods who yelled 666 to you!

Among so many gods, you are the only one who is pure and unpretentious. When it's time to make a move, you will directly beat that brat Shui Wuyuan to the ground!You have set a good example for us! 】

Lord Heshen, who single-handedly opened up the situation of "practicing, playing and beating passive", fell silent.

Then he felt that he needed to rectify his name, and couldn't help but reply to the opposite mountain god.

He Zhiqinglan: [I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.I didn't set an example for you, I just beat him for not holding back when he provoked me. 】

Guardian of Wushan: [Hahaha, it doesn't matter if you don't admit it, anyway, after you, the boy Yushen came to us to discuss, and we never held back!It was finally quiet for a while. 】

He Qinglan raised his eyebrows at the last sentence.

He Zhiqinglan: [But then you seem to be in trouble again?I seem to remember that there was a time when you all sneaked around me, and sometimes the spiritual power on your body was unstable as if you were injured. What happened at that time? 】

This time, the guardian of Wushan on the opposite side seemed to have been stabbed in the heart suddenly, or was mentioned some unspeakable pain, and he didn't reply for a long time.

When He Qinglan thought that Wushan Mountain God would not speak again, he finally replied.

Guardian of Wushan: [It's hard to say.That kid Shui Wuyuan is really... so fucked up. 】

He Qinglan looked at the words of the mountain god and the last four words, and suddenly wanted to know what happened to Shui Wuyuan that he didn't know about during that seemingly ordinary time that he didn't care much about. ?

He Qinglan moved his fingers lightly and typed a few lines.

He Zhiqinglan: [Then let's talk face to face?where are you doing nowAre you free to come see me?After all, I just woke up and am not very familiar with this place, so you come to see me, so that we can have a look at each other's recent situation and catch up on the past by the way. 】

River of Qinglan: [I live by the Qinglan River, you should be able to find that crystal blue hut, right? 】

Wu replied very quickly.

Guardian of Wushan: [You are all on the hot search, how can I not find you, wait for me to come when I get ready.

Now I am a well-known outdoor mountaineering adventure blogger on the Internet, and a celebrity with more than 300 million followers!Those human beings called my father to kneel down on my Weibo, and sent me a lot of power of faith. 】

Guardian of Wushan Mountain: [Although we used to despise this vain power, but now your river and my mountain are not in good condition, these powers can be used urgently at least.The situation in this world is a bit complicated now, and I will tell you in detail when I meet.

Let's pay attention to each other first and then add a chat friend!I can tell you how to make good use of your body strength and the beauty of your muscles to increase the number of fans.

Hey, every time I show my strength and muscles, I get a lot of faith! 】

Lord River God fell into deep thought when he saw the last ostentatious words of his friend the mountain god, wondering if his friend the mountain god was in the wrong waking posture, so that his mind was not fully awake yet.

Just when Lord Heshen thought the conversation was going to end here, a bunch of words were suddenly sent over there quickly.

Guardian of Wushan: [But what happened to you and Shui Wuyuan?How did you get involved with that crazy and domineering kid?I remember that you two had the least contact time back then, right?You don't play with him at all.Why did he suddenly run to the river to watch you pick up trash, and even build a house for you? 】

Guardian of Wushan: 【I see! ! ! 】

Guardian of Wushan: 【That kid must be plotting against you behind his back! !He was very insidious when he was a child. If he gave you any benefits, he must be waiting to get back the doubled interest!I was tricked by him twice that year!

He must be uneasy and kind in giving you a nice-looking house now!Get out of that house now, maybe there is some cursed thing he buried there or something that can confuse your mind!

You wait for me to go over now, Xiaohe, you must stay away, even if that kid has more fans than me now and is stronger than me, but the two of us together will never lose to him! 】

Afterwards, no more messages were sent from the Weibo of the Guardian of Wushan, but the Lord River God looked at the words of the Mountain God again and couldn't say anything.

He first turned his head to look at this hut that was pleasing to the eye everywhere, and then sensed his current spiritual power.

In the end, Lord Heshen thought expressionlessly, if the mountain witch really wanted to go to Shui Wuyuan for a fight, then he...for the sake of his friends for many years, he should gather some water power to help the mountain witch heal his wounds.

While waiting, He Qinglan clicked to follow the account "Wushan Guardian V", which immediately attracted the attention and guessing comments of many netizens.

【Alas!Xiannan's attention has become 1. Originally, I was sure that the follower must be the water boss, but when I opened it, it turned out to be the guardian of Wushan? ! 】

[Big Brother Shui fainted from crying in his luxurious bathroom hahaha, obviously it was the first time for Xian Nan, but Xian Nan's first attention was not him! 】

[Upstairs shut up, do you want to be directly brought up by some boss?Hahahaha But the name Guardian of Wushan is so familiar, who is it? 】

[Upstairs, you can search for #墨城艺术学院丰少少男#, this dude caused a bit of a stir at the time, even though he looks a bit worse than Xian Nan and Shui Dao, but his muscles are quite eye-catching, it is said!

It's just that there was a rich woman who wanted to spend 100 million to spend a wonderful night with Brother Shan, but Brother Shan rejected them verbally. 】

[Brother Shan has beautiful muscles!At first, everyone thought that Brother Shan Guoben wanted to go to the sea to find a rich woman, but after returning, Brother Shan became a blogger for outdoor adventures... This ending development is something I did not expect, but there is one thing to say, Brother Shan is in the wild Survival ability is extremely strong, Master Bei must be a little brother in front of Brother Shan! 】

【...I finally remembered why I felt familiar with Xiannan's Weibo speech before!Isn't this the same style as Brother Shan? !

It's just that Brother Shan likes to climb mountains in the wild and calls on everyone to take care of the plants and animals in the mountains and not to cut them down. We fairy men are calling on everyone to protect the river and not to litter. 】

[Upstairs, when you said that, I immediately understood.So these two look at each other because they're both...environmentalists? 】

[Laughing to death, Mr. Shui lost to the noble goal!It can be seen that money is not everything, hahahaha! 】

Shui Daxie, who was rarely laughed by everyone on the Internet, didn't laugh at this time.

His gray pupils stared at the number 1 among He Qinglan's followers, and he didn't blink for 5 minutes.

And in these 5 minutes, that 1 didn't turn into 2, and his name was never among the followers of Luo Lanlan.

"Ha ha."

Big Brother Shui laughed twice, and directly reached out to cancel Hezhi Qinglan.

Then he turned around and went to his own luxurious fitting room, and chose the most gorgeous and shiny silver suit with diamonds among hundreds of expensive clothes to put on, and then put on a limited edition watch worth tens of millions, After ordering a high-end collar clip, and finally putting on handmade leather shoes, and wearing the eight-figure figure on his body, Mr. Yushen looked at himself in the mirror, who was expensive and domineering to the point of hair, and sneered.

"My defeated general, who is in a state of desperation, dares to compete with me for attention."

The mountain witch who was using the power of the land to escape from the earth suddenly felt cold all over, and somehow had a bad feeling.

And his bad premonition unfortunately came true when he reached the Qinglan River——

The sun had already set, and it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. In front of the crystal house by the river, there was a terrifying existence that was glowing all over and could blind people's eyes!

But this is not the most frightening thing. The most frightening thing is that this guy has an arrogant rain god face. He stands in front of the crystal house like a door god, blocking his way to meet his friends.

"Hey, isn't this the Mountain God and Witch?" Shui Wuyuan stood by the door with his hands folded in front of his chest: "Long time no see, you look a little poorer."

"Are you here to recognize me as the boss?"

Shui Wuyuan looked at Wushan Mountain God a little viciously: "I remember when someone was beaten to the ground by me, he said that he would call me the boss next time he saw me."

"As a result, the next time I passed by to look for him, he went to sleep."

"At first, I thought that there would be no chance to meet next time. After all, I am just a defeated opponent, so I don't need to care too much."

"But now that I've come, and I've seen you all, let's fulfill the previous promise by the way."

"If you, Shan Wu, have a bad memory and forget what happened before, then I can fight with you now and let you recall the past. How about it?"

Mountain Witch: "..."

So what kind of bad luck did he have today to let this grown up black and merciless bastard hit him right? !

What's more, his old friend was lying on his back by the window, staring at the whole process with a pair of dark blue eyes... The dark history of that year can no longer be hidden.

He Qinglan lay silently by the window.

He was a little suspicious of the conversation he had just overheard.

What defeat?Why call the boss next time?Why didn't he know there was such a thing? !

In the end, Lord Shanshen was not so stupid as to fight Rain God knowing that he was no match at all.

But he was equally stubborn and determined not to call Shui Wuyuan the boss.

What are you kidding? He is considered to be two thousand years older than this kid. Even if Shui Wuyuan's strength has surpassed him in the end, he has won several games with this kid before that, and he is merciful!

Therefore, it is impossible to call Shui Wuyuan the boss, and it is impossible in this life.Even if there were dark clouds floating above his head, and ice particles and rainwater smashed on his head together, Lord Shanwu didn't move like a mountain! !

And at this time, He Qinglan, who had listened to Shui Wuyuan's show off, also understood what he was concealed by the mountains, the wind, and the thunder back then——

After he confiscated his power for the first time and beat Shui Wuyuan violently, the other gods were not used to Shui Wuyuan anymore, and beat him down one by one.

But this kid was ruthless and tough, and he didn't cry or make a fuss even if he was beaten to the ground. He just practiced desperately and then continued to learn from the gods. He was beaten back one by one according to his strength from low to high.

And before He Qinglan and the others fell asleep, Shui Wuyuan had already attacked the top ten most powerful Mountain Witch, Earth Fire, and Jinglei.

Seeing that they would reach the peak soon, but after Shui Wuyuan retreated and came out, one of the top ten gods, including the mountain witch, fell asleep.

It's strange that Shui Wuyuan is not angry and crazy.

What Shanwu, Dihuo and Jinglei concealed from He Qinglan was that they were beaten back by Shui Wuyuan and forced to call Shui Wuyuan the boss.

What an embarrassment to say this!Of course, we had to hide it from He Qinglan, who was super strong at that time and tied for the first place with thick soil.

It's a pity that this black history, which was concealed by the three gods for thousands of years, was dug out after thousands of years.

It can be seen from this that if you want others to not know, you must do nothing yourself.Works on gods too.

For Shui Wuyuan, this is probably the best display of "the rain god hits the face, it's not too late for a thousand years".

He Qinglan looked at the rain that was still falling on Shan Wu's head, but finally couldn't bear it: "It's all about meaning...you can't be too narrow-minded."

Shui Wuyuan rolled his eyes upwards in an instant: "I'm not human."

He Qinglan: "...Then you want me to say that you are a real dog?"

Shui Wuyuan: "...huh."

The Rain God finally gave Luo Po Lanlan a face and stopped the rain.

However, Shanwu did not relax because the dark clouds above his head dispersed. Instead, he walked to He Qinglan's side with more vigilance, and looked at Shui Wuyuan as if he was a weasel with a conspiracy:

"Why are you so obedient all of a sudden? Are you holding back bad water in your heart and trying to bully He?! With me here, you should die as soon as possible! He won't,"

clap clap.

The little dark clouds gathered again.

There is absolutely no need to treat this kind of god with a broken mind, just be brutally exposed to the rain.

While it was raining, Wuyuan deliberately looked at He Qinglan: "You are really right, I was just thinking about how to bully him well. Hit me if you have the ability?"

He Qinglan: "..."

These two together are five years old, no more.

The author has something to say: Shui Wuyuan: My whole body adds up to eight figures!Who can shine brighter than me? !

Shui Wuyuan: Except for my wife, I planned to call everyone back.But the wife slept with someone else.Crazy.

Shui Wuyuan: The first one to hit me was my pure and unpretentious wife, and the ones who hit me later were all fucking enemies!beat!back!Come!

Other Gods: You deserve to be beaten.