Neither I nor the landlord are human
Chapter 31
Jane Yi: "I'm full."
Jane Yi: "I need to digest it."
——Anchor, are you coaxing me to read less?
— If you’re not full, don’t pretend.
Jane Yi: "I'm so full, I'm going to digest now."
——Digest for ten or twenty minutes before coming back?
——Anchor, do you think everyone is illiterate?
——Anyway, I don’t believe it. Whoever is full can digest it in 15 minutes.
Jane Yi: "Me!"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "..."
Jian Yi felt that the fans in the live broadcast room didn't believe her appetite, and planned to eat another wave before going home.
Being able to eat so many things for free and gaining so many fans is already pretty good, much better than many new anchors starting out.
Ten minutes later, Jane Yi ate the last wave of food: "Everyone, I'm full."
——Anchor, be honest.
——It’s the first time for everyone to be human, don’t be like this.
——Eating too much is nothing to be ashamed of.
Jane Yi: "I'm really full and I'm going home. Before I go back, I plan to buy some walnuts. Didn't someone in the live broadcast room say that they want to watch me peel the walnuts? The jackfruit sent to me by the digital boss must be in a few days." .”
"Tonight at 08:30, cute fans who want to watch walnut peeling with bare hands, remember to come on time."
——Anchor, do you really want to peel walnuts with bare hands?
—Whether it is true or not, I will definitely come tonight, and I want to see how you peel walnuts with your bare hands.
——I think it can be successful, after all, the anchor peeled the crayfish with bare hands before.
——Anchor, I want to send you a durian, can you peel it for us with your bare hands?
Jane Yi: "Of course, as long as you send it over, I will dare to peel it off with bare hands, just because you are afraid that you will not dare to send it. Lovely fans who want to send something, please come down and private message me, and I will give you the address."
The fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jian Yi was playing for real. Many people originally watched it for fun, but now they all pay attention to her.
This anchor is really interesting, I want to see what tricks she can play.
Jian Yi took the live broadcast equipment and took a taxi to where Niu Anan was.Originally, she could have called Niu An'an directly and asked him to send walnuts.
But today's situation is special, so she decided to go there in person and tell Niu An'an about her live broadcast.
"Go buy walnuts now. I have a friend who is in the food business. It's cheaper to buy from her."
Arriving at Niu An'an's side, Jian Yi said to the fans in the live broadcast room: "How much do you think is appropriate to buy?"
——Let’s get ten catties.
——I don't think ten catties is enough, so I need twenty catties anyway.
——Brothers, do you look down on our anchor so much?Come fifty catties.
Jane Yi: "Okay, it's only fifty catties."
Jian Yi felt regretful, as expected, human beings' ability to accept is still limited, fifty catties, is it a lot?
a12345678: One hundred catties.
Jian Yi's eyes lit up, she was still a good figure guy, and he asked for a hundred jackfruits and a hundred catties of walnuts.
Jane Yi said happily: "Listen to the digital boss, I will peel a hundred catties of walnuts with my bare hands tonight."
She decided that the title of the live broadcast room tonight will be marked like this.
When Qin Xin saw Niu An'an appearing on the screen, she had a sure-fire expression, and she guessed whether the food business was the little girl who secretly delivered goods for the little monster last time.
This little girl named Niu An'an is probably not human.
Otherwise, with the little monster's appetite, it would definitely scare the opponent.
After buying the walnuts, Jane Yi said goodbye to the fans in the live broadcast room: "Then we will see you at 08:30, remember to watch me peel the walnuts with my bare hands."
When many people left the live broadcast room, they even gave some small gifts, not many, but it made Jane Yi understand that this was a successful live broadcast.
Jian Yi took a taxi home with a hundred catties of walnuts.
Qin Xin was counting the time when the other party came home, and watched Jian Yi come in from the second floor. The one hundred catties of walnuts seemed to weigh nothing on her body.
Qin Xin paused. In fact, she has changed a lot recently.
She looked back at the things in the room, and finally set her sights on the solid wood dresser.
After thinking about it, she locked the door, turned back and squatted at the solid wood dresser, hugging it with both hands.I wanted to lift it up vigorously, but I didn't expect to hug the solid wood dressing table easily, and she was so shocked that she quickly put it down.
Her strength has also increased, can she actually hold this?
Qin Xin suddenly looked forward to it, and Jian Yi had nothing to do to catch some evil spirits.She hasn't seen the other party doing those things recently, so she's a little anxious.
Qin Xin dug out the group of classmates, there are so many evil spirits in the world, I don't know if her classmates have encountered them.
Qin Xin: I know a master who helped me solve a lot of strange things recently. If you need it, you can private message me.This master has real skills and is absolutely reliable.
classmates:? ? ?
"Qin Xin?"
"Have you not been hacked?"
"You actually advertised?"
"Strange."
"A person who hasn't bubbled up for a hundred years."
Qin Xin: "It's not an advertisement, but I know this person, and I think she's pretty good. I'm not sure about some things. I'm afraid that if you encounter them, it's hard for you to find someone, so let's talk about it here."
"Actually, what Qin Xin said is not wrong. Don't believe me, there are really things in this world that cannot be explained by science. And there are some things that really require specific personnel to solve."
"I have experience with this. Before my uncle's house was haunted, I invited a celestial master. It was very expensive. The old man in my uncle's house always smashed things at home for no reason, and ended up killing himself. Later, someone reminded me to ask a celestial master. Haunted by the little ghost. Since the Heavenly Master came to solve it, everything has returned to normal."
"We are all people who have been educated by the nine-year righteousness, and we must not be superstitious."
"It's not superstition, it's just beyond the realm of science."
Qin Xin watched the students discuss, and more and more people came out to talk, thinking that there was nothing wrong with this wave.
She planned to leave the group quietly and continue to design her works, but she didn't expect to receive a private message just after she clicked out of the group.
He Haiyan: Qin Xin, do you really know the master?
Qin Xin: Yes, do you need it?
He Haiyan: It's not me, it's my nephew. I feel something is wrong with him.But the sister-in-law said that she had taken someone to the hospital for an examination, and there was nothing wrong with her body, except that she ate too much.But he ate too much, the key is that he ate so much, and he didn't know how to digest it, so he didn't gain weight.
He Haiyan: In the past, my nephew was clever and obedient, and he would call me uncle every time he saw me. It was different last time when he went there, and he only called me after the elder brother reminded him.I thought the kid was having a temper tantrum, but I didn't expect him to keep eating afterwards.The elder brother was already busy, so he paid attention to it at the beginning, but there was no problem, and he also read the medical report, so he didn't care too much.
He Haiyan: This matter has always been on my mind. I didn't know what to do before, but I saw the message you sent unexpectedly.If it is possible, can I trouble you to ask that master to come over and take a look?The fee must be calculated according to the market price, and the master will never be treated badly, nor will you, an old classmate, be disadvantaged.
Qin Xin: Yes, I'll talk to her, I'll get back to you later, and we can discuss a time then.
He Haiyan: Really please.
Qin Xin didn't expect to come to the business immediately, so she couldn't help but look forward to it.
Sure enough, it's not enough to rely on that lazy little monster to catch monsters. She still needs to solicit business in person, relying on the little monster's Buddhist system to catch monsters. She doesn't know when she will be able to awaken her bloodline.
At dinner, Qin Xin saw Jian Yi eating happily and brought up the matter.
"Jane Yi, I have an old classmate. One of his nephews may have some problems. I recommended you to him. The price is the market price. You can go and have a look when you are free."
Jian Yi paused to eat, and looked at Qin Xin with bright eyes.
The hostess is so nice too!
He even introduced business to her.
If she had known this before, she said that she was a celestial master at the beginning, maybe a lot of business would have come to her door automatically.
Jian Yi: "Miss Qin, where is your classmate? I'm doing a live broadcast recently, and I'm not free from 08:30 in the evening to [-]:[-], and it's available from [-]:[-] to daytime."
It is impossible for her to go out to live broadcast every day, and she just wants to drain people when she goes out today.
What's more, I hope to live broadcast and eat indoors.Now that she has found her style, she doesn't need to go out much, as long as she continues her own style, wild fans will come to her.
"It's in this city, I asked him how to arrange his time."
Qin Xin called He Haiyan directly, and the phone was picked up quickly. When he learned that the master would be free tomorrow, He Haiyan said that he could put his work on hold tomorrow and deal with the family matter first, and nothing would happen for a while.
So, they made an appointment to meet tomorrow morning.
After hanging up the phone, Qin Xin told Jian Yi about the specific situation of He Haiyan's nephew.
Jane Yi: "According to what you said, that child should be possessed by a starving ghost. Ghosts that harm humans, unless there is enmity between the two, are called evil spirits here. That child should be starved to death The ghost has not been possessed for a long time, and it really has no effect on the body in a short period of time. After a long time, the child will slowly be swallowed by the starving ghost and replace it."
"This is not the most serious thing. Starving ghosts will never have enough to eat. If their appetite is not satisfied, they will eat what is available around them, including children's relatives."
Qin Xin didn't expect the matter to be so serious, and her sudden whim turned out to be wrong.
If she hadn't sent that message to the group, He Haiyan wouldn't have seen it, and the other party probably wouldn't have thought of coming here, and the He family might be in danger.
Jian Yi looked at her phone, and at 06:30, she asked Qin Xin, "How long will it take us to get there?"
"About an hour."
Jian Yi calculated the time, and it was not enough. She agreed to broadcast live at night.
Of course, Qin Xin knew about this matter, and also understood that the He family's matter was a bit serious, so she thought: "Why don't they bring him here?"
Jane Yi: "Yes, you can ask He Haiyan to tell them that if they invite their family to dinner, starving ghosts will never miss it."
Qin Xin dialed He Haiyan's phone again: "He Haiyan, the master just said that the matter in your family is a little tricky. The master can't leave now, and he hopes to solve your matter as soon as possible. You bring him over and say that you are invited to dinner. .”
Jian Yi interjected: "The dinner is delicious."
Qin Xin: "..." I know it's delicious.
Qin Xin: "The dinner is delicious, your nephew will definitely not miss it when he hears this."
"Okay, I'll try." He Haiyan didn't expect to get feedback so quickly. After hanging up the phone, the car started flying.
Jane Yi: "I need to digest it."
——Anchor, are you coaxing me to read less?
— If you’re not full, don’t pretend.
Jane Yi: "I'm so full, I'm going to digest now."
——Digest for ten or twenty minutes before coming back?
——Anchor, do you think everyone is illiterate?
——Anyway, I don’t believe it. Whoever is full can digest it in 15 minutes.
Jane Yi: "Me!"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "..."
Jian Yi felt that the fans in the live broadcast room didn't believe her appetite, and planned to eat another wave before going home.
Being able to eat so many things for free and gaining so many fans is already pretty good, much better than many new anchors starting out.
Ten minutes later, Jane Yi ate the last wave of food: "Everyone, I'm full."
——Anchor, be honest.
——It’s the first time for everyone to be human, don’t be like this.
——Eating too much is nothing to be ashamed of.
Jane Yi: "I'm really full and I'm going home. Before I go back, I plan to buy some walnuts. Didn't someone in the live broadcast room say that they want to watch me peel the walnuts? The jackfruit sent to me by the digital boss must be in a few days." .”
"Tonight at 08:30, cute fans who want to watch walnut peeling with bare hands, remember to come on time."
——Anchor, do you really want to peel walnuts with bare hands?
—Whether it is true or not, I will definitely come tonight, and I want to see how you peel walnuts with your bare hands.
——I think it can be successful, after all, the anchor peeled the crayfish with bare hands before.
——Anchor, I want to send you a durian, can you peel it for us with your bare hands?
Jane Yi: "Of course, as long as you send it over, I will dare to peel it off with bare hands, just because you are afraid that you will not dare to send it. Lovely fans who want to send something, please come down and private message me, and I will give you the address."
The fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jian Yi was playing for real. Many people originally watched it for fun, but now they all pay attention to her.
This anchor is really interesting, I want to see what tricks she can play.
Jian Yi took the live broadcast equipment and took a taxi to where Niu Anan was.Originally, she could have called Niu An'an directly and asked him to send walnuts.
But today's situation is special, so she decided to go there in person and tell Niu An'an about her live broadcast.
"Go buy walnuts now. I have a friend who is in the food business. It's cheaper to buy from her."
Arriving at Niu An'an's side, Jian Yi said to the fans in the live broadcast room: "How much do you think is appropriate to buy?"
——Let’s get ten catties.
——I don't think ten catties is enough, so I need twenty catties anyway.
——Brothers, do you look down on our anchor so much?Come fifty catties.
Jane Yi: "Okay, it's only fifty catties."
Jian Yi felt regretful, as expected, human beings' ability to accept is still limited, fifty catties, is it a lot?
a12345678: One hundred catties.
Jian Yi's eyes lit up, she was still a good figure guy, and he asked for a hundred jackfruits and a hundred catties of walnuts.
Jane Yi said happily: "Listen to the digital boss, I will peel a hundred catties of walnuts with my bare hands tonight."
She decided that the title of the live broadcast room tonight will be marked like this.
When Qin Xin saw Niu An'an appearing on the screen, she had a sure-fire expression, and she guessed whether the food business was the little girl who secretly delivered goods for the little monster last time.
This little girl named Niu An'an is probably not human.
Otherwise, with the little monster's appetite, it would definitely scare the opponent.
After buying the walnuts, Jane Yi said goodbye to the fans in the live broadcast room: "Then we will see you at 08:30, remember to watch me peel the walnuts with my bare hands."
When many people left the live broadcast room, they even gave some small gifts, not many, but it made Jane Yi understand that this was a successful live broadcast.
Jian Yi took a taxi home with a hundred catties of walnuts.
Qin Xin was counting the time when the other party came home, and watched Jian Yi come in from the second floor. The one hundred catties of walnuts seemed to weigh nothing on her body.
Qin Xin paused. In fact, she has changed a lot recently.
She looked back at the things in the room, and finally set her sights on the solid wood dresser.
After thinking about it, she locked the door, turned back and squatted at the solid wood dresser, hugging it with both hands.I wanted to lift it up vigorously, but I didn't expect to hug the solid wood dressing table easily, and she was so shocked that she quickly put it down.
Her strength has also increased, can she actually hold this?
Qin Xin suddenly looked forward to it, and Jian Yi had nothing to do to catch some evil spirits.She hasn't seen the other party doing those things recently, so she's a little anxious.
Qin Xin dug out the group of classmates, there are so many evil spirits in the world, I don't know if her classmates have encountered them.
Qin Xin: I know a master who helped me solve a lot of strange things recently. If you need it, you can private message me.This master has real skills and is absolutely reliable.
classmates:? ? ?
"Qin Xin?"
"Have you not been hacked?"
"You actually advertised?"
"Strange."
"A person who hasn't bubbled up for a hundred years."
Qin Xin: "It's not an advertisement, but I know this person, and I think she's pretty good. I'm not sure about some things. I'm afraid that if you encounter them, it's hard for you to find someone, so let's talk about it here."
"Actually, what Qin Xin said is not wrong. Don't believe me, there are really things in this world that cannot be explained by science. And there are some things that really require specific personnel to solve."
"I have experience with this. Before my uncle's house was haunted, I invited a celestial master. It was very expensive. The old man in my uncle's house always smashed things at home for no reason, and ended up killing himself. Later, someone reminded me to ask a celestial master. Haunted by the little ghost. Since the Heavenly Master came to solve it, everything has returned to normal."
"We are all people who have been educated by the nine-year righteousness, and we must not be superstitious."
"It's not superstition, it's just beyond the realm of science."
Qin Xin watched the students discuss, and more and more people came out to talk, thinking that there was nothing wrong with this wave.
She planned to leave the group quietly and continue to design her works, but she didn't expect to receive a private message just after she clicked out of the group.
He Haiyan: Qin Xin, do you really know the master?
Qin Xin: Yes, do you need it?
He Haiyan: It's not me, it's my nephew. I feel something is wrong with him.But the sister-in-law said that she had taken someone to the hospital for an examination, and there was nothing wrong with her body, except that she ate too much.But he ate too much, the key is that he ate so much, and he didn't know how to digest it, so he didn't gain weight.
He Haiyan: In the past, my nephew was clever and obedient, and he would call me uncle every time he saw me. It was different last time when he went there, and he only called me after the elder brother reminded him.I thought the kid was having a temper tantrum, but I didn't expect him to keep eating afterwards.The elder brother was already busy, so he paid attention to it at the beginning, but there was no problem, and he also read the medical report, so he didn't care too much.
He Haiyan: This matter has always been on my mind. I didn't know what to do before, but I saw the message you sent unexpectedly.If it is possible, can I trouble you to ask that master to come over and take a look?The fee must be calculated according to the market price, and the master will never be treated badly, nor will you, an old classmate, be disadvantaged.
Qin Xin: Yes, I'll talk to her, I'll get back to you later, and we can discuss a time then.
He Haiyan: Really please.
Qin Xin didn't expect to come to the business immediately, so she couldn't help but look forward to it.
Sure enough, it's not enough to rely on that lazy little monster to catch monsters. She still needs to solicit business in person, relying on the little monster's Buddhist system to catch monsters. She doesn't know when she will be able to awaken her bloodline.
At dinner, Qin Xin saw Jian Yi eating happily and brought up the matter.
"Jane Yi, I have an old classmate. One of his nephews may have some problems. I recommended you to him. The price is the market price. You can go and have a look when you are free."
Jian Yi paused to eat, and looked at Qin Xin with bright eyes.
The hostess is so nice too!
He even introduced business to her.
If she had known this before, she said that she was a celestial master at the beginning, maybe a lot of business would have come to her door automatically.
Jian Yi: "Miss Qin, where is your classmate? I'm doing a live broadcast recently, and I'm not free from 08:30 in the evening to [-]:[-], and it's available from [-]:[-] to daytime."
It is impossible for her to go out to live broadcast every day, and she just wants to drain people when she goes out today.
What's more, I hope to live broadcast and eat indoors.Now that she has found her style, she doesn't need to go out much, as long as she continues her own style, wild fans will come to her.
"It's in this city, I asked him how to arrange his time."
Qin Xin called He Haiyan directly, and the phone was picked up quickly. When he learned that the master would be free tomorrow, He Haiyan said that he could put his work on hold tomorrow and deal with the family matter first, and nothing would happen for a while.
So, they made an appointment to meet tomorrow morning.
After hanging up the phone, Qin Xin told Jian Yi about the specific situation of He Haiyan's nephew.
Jane Yi: "According to what you said, that child should be possessed by a starving ghost. Ghosts that harm humans, unless there is enmity between the two, are called evil spirits here. That child should be starved to death The ghost has not been possessed for a long time, and it really has no effect on the body in a short period of time. After a long time, the child will slowly be swallowed by the starving ghost and replace it."
"This is not the most serious thing. Starving ghosts will never have enough to eat. If their appetite is not satisfied, they will eat what is available around them, including children's relatives."
Qin Xin didn't expect the matter to be so serious, and her sudden whim turned out to be wrong.
If she hadn't sent that message to the group, He Haiyan wouldn't have seen it, and the other party probably wouldn't have thought of coming here, and the He family might be in danger.
Jian Yi looked at her phone, and at 06:30, she asked Qin Xin, "How long will it take us to get there?"
"About an hour."
Jian Yi calculated the time, and it was not enough. She agreed to broadcast live at night.
Of course, Qin Xin knew about this matter, and also understood that the He family's matter was a bit serious, so she thought: "Why don't they bring him here?"
Jane Yi: "Yes, you can ask He Haiyan to tell them that if they invite their family to dinner, starving ghosts will never miss it."
Qin Xin dialed He Haiyan's phone again: "He Haiyan, the master just said that the matter in your family is a little tricky. The master can't leave now, and he hopes to solve your matter as soon as possible. You bring him over and say that you are invited to dinner. .”
Jian Yi interjected: "The dinner is delicious."
Qin Xin: "..." I know it's delicious.
Qin Xin: "The dinner is delicious, your nephew will definitely not miss it when he hears this."
"Okay, I'll try." He Haiyan didn't expect to get feedback so quickly. After hanging up the phone, the car started flying.
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