Neither I nor the landlord are human
Chapter 30
Jane Yi doesn't think she has exposed anything, the amount she ate is in the category of normal people, okay?
Besides, she didn't eat non-stop in the middle, she also walked and digested for a while.
Fans in the live broadcast room heard her guarantee that there was something serious, and many people really believed that she had a good digestion ability before, but this time she was really full.
Jane Yi continued to take the equipment and went to various places in the food street to take pictures of the food on the street, feasting the eyes of the fans in the live broadcast room.
Looking at these foods, Jane Yi was a little greedy, and she was not willing to buy them.Although she is not short of money, she is here to eat free food today, and she feels uncomfortable spending her own money.
About 15 minutes later, she stopped next to a live broadcast team selling crayfish, where they were doing a challenge to eat crayfish.A little different from the previous merchants is that the time is limited.
Within 10 minutes, you can get as many rewards as you eat as many crayfish.
Jian Yi stood still and pondered, and the merchants could understand the time limit.
Crayfish are relatively expensive in the first place, and if they have shells, it will take a certain amount of time to peel them off.Without setting a time limit, it is estimated that not many people will be challenged in one day.
There are not many people, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room cannot be improved, and people cannot be retained, so there will be no popularity.
The fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jian Yi didn't mean to move, and they understood in their hearts that she wanted to eat crayfish.
——Anchor, have you digested it yet?
——I feel like you've already digested it.
——The anchor's eyes are all on the crayfish, and he can't wait to poke a hole in it.
Jane Yi: "Is that obvious?"
She is calculating how many crayfish can be eaten in 10 minutes.If you use her innate ability, you will definitely not be able to count how many.
But right now in the human world, she can only peel off the shells one by one.
If she doesn't use her natural skills, if she just peels the shells with her hands, she can probably eat one or two in five seconds.
This is also minus being accosted by the live anchor, and the staff helped to bring the lobster.
According to preliminary estimates, she can only eat one or two hundred at a speed acceptable to normal people.
——The anchor should still be a little supportive.
——She probably wants to eat it very much, but she hasn't digested it yet.
——It seems that the anchor really didn't lie to us before, it was indeed too much.
Seeing these naive bullet screens, Qin Xin didn't know whether to laugh or pity the onlookers.
Does the little monster look like he really wants to eat, but he is so full that he can't eat it?
Obviously, she is worried about how many crayfish she can't eat because of the time limit. She is probably still silently calculating how many crayfish she can eat in a while.
Qin Xin couldn't help thinking of that morning when the little monster helped her make amulets, and she wanted to punish the little monster because of the name.
As a result, the other party had only been out of her sight for two or three minutes, and she had eaten all the food in the kitchen.
Merchants should pray, this is the human world, little monsters can't show their bloody mouth, otherwise, they don't know how to lose money.
——Anchor, if you hold on, you can walk two more laps and come back to eat.
——Yeah, don’t force yourself, you ate enough before.
Jane Yi: "I think it's almost digested."
——The anchor probably likes to eat crayfish. I haven't seen this kind of obsessed eyes before, and the eyeballs can't wait to stick to it.
Regardless of the discussion in the live broadcast room, Jian Yi has already started queuing up to eat.
A few minutes later, it was her turn. She sat at the small table, looking at the pot of crayfish, her eyes lit up.
On-site anchor: "Miss, do you know our rules?"
Jane Yi: "Got it."
On-site anchor: "Then, the timing begins."
When the live anchor yelled these words, Jian Yi grabbed a crayfish with one hand, and under the incredulous eyes of everyone, squeezed it lightly, and the meat of the crayfish popped out, and she sent it to her mouth.
live:"……"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "..."
Can you do this?
Qin Xin: It has been expected.
When the live anchor was still stunned by Jane Yi's actions of peeling crayfish so neatly, she had already eaten four lobsters.
Seeing Jian Yi's neat movements, the live anchor was really anxious. What kind of trick is this to eat crayfish?It was the first time she saw it.
No, she has to go over and interfere, and ask some questions that the fans in the live broadcast room are looking forward to.
Live host: "Miss, this is the first time I've seen you peeling lobsters. You are so proficient, you must have eaten a lot of crayfish, right? The fans in the live broadcast room are very curious and want to hear about Miss's experience."
Jane Yi: "Talent, ordinary people can't learn it."
Jane Yi spoke, but didn't mean to stop.
Every time I speak, I pinch and squeeze the crayfish.
It is more intuitive for the live anchor to watch from a close distance. Every time, he would watch the pair of small hands holding two lobsters, squeeze them lightly, and the very bouncy crayfish meat would come out obediently. smoke.
On-site anchor: "How many years has Miss Sister been eating lobster?"
Jian Yi: "I don't know." After speaking, two lumps of crayfish meat were squeezed out and stuffed into his mouth.Some lobsters were as big as pincers, and she didn't intend to let them go. She put them in her mouth and bit them lightly, and sucked them again, and the meat naturally fell into her mouth.
She has no other talents, and absolutely no one can compare to her in eating.
Whichever piece of meat she wanted to eat, that piece of meat had to fall into her mouth obediently.
The on-site anchor's forehead was covered with sweat: "How many lobsters did you eat to achieve the speed you are today?"
Jian Yi: "I didn't eat much. This is a talent, and ordinary people can't learn it." After finishing speaking, two lumps of meat fell into his mouth.
People watching: "..."
On-site anchor: "Miss seems to be an anchor too?" God, she really doesn't know how to talk to her, so she won't be disturbed at all, okay?
She can talk to her while pinching the lobster, and she feels that there is no way to stop the speed of this challenger.
Jian Yi paused this time, and did not forget to promote her live broadcast room: "Hi everyone, my name is Yi Yi, and I am a new food broadcaster. If you are interested in me, you can go to the live broadcast room to pay attention. Name It's Yiyi."
What broke the live anchor was that Jian Yi just paused for a while, and then started pinching their crayfish again.
Although this sentence is very long, she has no time to eat for the time being.
But she was still pinching the crayfish in their family. In just this moment, a lot of crayfish meat had been squeezed out.
On-site anchor: "Fans and friends in front of the mobile phone screen, go and cheer up our anchor lady, let's guess how many crayfish Yiyi can eat? Some fans say fifty? One hundred? Some say two hundred Only?"
Live anchor: "Yiyi, how many crayfish do you think you can eat today?"
After asking, the live anchor found that the crayfish meat that Jian Yi squeezed out before was gone, and she must have eaten it.
Jian Yi happened to be holding two crayfish, and did not forget to squeeze out the meat, smiling at the camera.
Of course, she wears a mask that covers the upper half of her face, so no one can see the specific expression too much.But I can still tell from the lower half of her face and her movements that she is quite happy.
Jane Yi: "We'll have to wait until the time is up to find out, after all, you have a time limit."
——I heard it, she dislikes the time limit.
——No time limit, can she eat a lot?
——This is the first time I saw the anchor's technique of peeling crayfish.
——It’s the first time I’ve seen such an anchor who knows how to eat and shell, and I’m a fan, just because of this hand speed.
——I want to watch the anchor eat crayfish every day.
Jian Yi didn't expect that she would suddenly gain countless fans because of peeling the crayfish shells.With the blessing of popularity, more and more people came to her live broadcast room, and a large number of passerby fans poured in to pay attention to her.
This is her characteristic, right?
I believe that in the eating and broadcasting world, there should be no one who can peel crayfish better than her?
Perhaps, she knew how to attract fans in the early stage of the live broadcast.
She peels the crayfish shells at home every day to show fans. As for how the crayfish come, she can only order from An An in the early stage.
When it becomes popular, all kinds of food merchants will naturally find it.
Jane Yi thought about this, but her hands didn't stop.
Those who watched the scene felt their scalps go numb when they heard the constant clicking sound.
The live anchor has become numb, and has no intention of trying to stop it, but just routinely mobilizes emotions and asks fans what they want to know.
——Anchor, have you practiced?
——I also suspect that the anchor has real skills. I just went to the store to buy a pot of crayfish, but I didn't crush my hands.
On-site anchor: "Yiyi, fans are asking, have you practiced and have real kung fu."
Jane Yi: "Yes, I have practiced."
Compared with her real identity, humans should be more able to accept her as a Lianjiazi, right?The key is to use this excuse, and it is not easy to cheat.
If someone really wants her to show her real kung fu, she can do it.
For the sake of rations, performing some kung fu that is acceptable to human beings is also a feature of her live broadcast room, attracting fans.
After a long 10 minutes, the live anchor looked at the few pots of shells left next to him, and his forehead was sweating. Fortunately, they had a time limit, otherwise, if they continued, they didn't know how many crayfish would be eaten.
The live anchor announced in a trembling voice: "Congratulations Yiyi, you broke the record by eating 220 crayfish in total. I believe this record will never be broken again."
Qin Xin: Wrong, give the little monster another chance.
Jian Yi joyfully took the bonus and bid farewell to the live anchor and the fans over there. After leaving them, she even said to the fans in her live broadcast room: "It's so supportive."
——Anchor, are you really holding up?
——I always feel that the anchor is not supportive.
—Brother, I agree.
——Mom, I am a fan of a super amazing anchor.
Jane Yi: "I'm holding on. Didn't I say before that if I don't hold on, I'm not a human? Now I'm going to digest it."
——In other words, I quite like watching the anchor peel the crayfish shells.
——+1, very decompression.
Jane Yi: "I have a fixed live broadcast time, and I peel the shells for you to watch every day. If you want to peel any shells, you can mention them. I will shell them with bare hands."
When Jian Yi said this, the live broadcast room became lively, and the barrage flew up, asking her to peel all kinds of shells.
Jane Yi reminded: "It has to be edible. If you peel it off and eat it, I am a food broadcaster."
Qin Xin's heart moved, and she sent a barrage.
a12345678: Yiyi, I want to see you peel a hundred jackfruits with bare hands.
——Damn it, boss, the devil?
——Hahaha, I just wanted the anchor to peel a durian to see, the one that was not opened, but I didn’t expect that the digital boss was the most ruthless.
——Peel it with bare hands, the host can't clean it by hand.
Jane Yi: "Boss wants to see it, I am satisfied, but jackfruit is too expensive, I can't afford a hundred, so peel one."
She really cares about the money. This thing is delicious, but there are too many inedible things on it, so I have to throw it away. It's better to buy meat.
a12345678: I'll send it to you.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-06-1620:12:25~2021-06-1722:28:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 bearded loli;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:橘里橘气、小西几、但为卿顾10瓶;二货哈士奇9瓶;nvnv5瓶;大胡子萝莉3瓶;冷漠的小白兎2瓶;Aykong1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Besides, she didn't eat non-stop in the middle, she also walked and digested for a while.
Fans in the live broadcast room heard her guarantee that there was something serious, and many people really believed that she had a good digestion ability before, but this time she was really full.
Jane Yi continued to take the equipment and went to various places in the food street to take pictures of the food on the street, feasting the eyes of the fans in the live broadcast room.
Looking at these foods, Jane Yi was a little greedy, and she was not willing to buy them.Although she is not short of money, she is here to eat free food today, and she feels uncomfortable spending her own money.
About 15 minutes later, she stopped next to a live broadcast team selling crayfish, where they were doing a challenge to eat crayfish.A little different from the previous merchants is that the time is limited.
Within 10 minutes, you can get as many rewards as you eat as many crayfish.
Jian Yi stood still and pondered, and the merchants could understand the time limit.
Crayfish are relatively expensive in the first place, and if they have shells, it will take a certain amount of time to peel them off.Without setting a time limit, it is estimated that not many people will be challenged in one day.
There are not many people, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room cannot be improved, and people cannot be retained, so there will be no popularity.
The fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jian Yi didn't mean to move, and they understood in their hearts that she wanted to eat crayfish.
——Anchor, have you digested it yet?
——I feel like you've already digested it.
——The anchor's eyes are all on the crayfish, and he can't wait to poke a hole in it.
Jane Yi: "Is that obvious?"
She is calculating how many crayfish can be eaten in 10 minutes.If you use her innate ability, you will definitely not be able to count how many.
But right now in the human world, she can only peel off the shells one by one.
If she doesn't use her natural skills, if she just peels the shells with her hands, she can probably eat one or two in five seconds.
This is also minus being accosted by the live anchor, and the staff helped to bring the lobster.
According to preliminary estimates, she can only eat one or two hundred at a speed acceptable to normal people.
——The anchor should still be a little supportive.
——She probably wants to eat it very much, but she hasn't digested it yet.
——It seems that the anchor really didn't lie to us before, it was indeed too much.
Seeing these naive bullet screens, Qin Xin didn't know whether to laugh or pity the onlookers.
Does the little monster look like he really wants to eat, but he is so full that he can't eat it?
Obviously, she is worried about how many crayfish she can't eat because of the time limit. She is probably still silently calculating how many crayfish she can eat in a while.
Qin Xin couldn't help thinking of that morning when the little monster helped her make amulets, and she wanted to punish the little monster because of the name.
As a result, the other party had only been out of her sight for two or three minutes, and she had eaten all the food in the kitchen.
Merchants should pray, this is the human world, little monsters can't show their bloody mouth, otherwise, they don't know how to lose money.
——Anchor, if you hold on, you can walk two more laps and come back to eat.
——Yeah, don’t force yourself, you ate enough before.
Jane Yi: "I think it's almost digested."
——The anchor probably likes to eat crayfish. I haven't seen this kind of obsessed eyes before, and the eyeballs can't wait to stick to it.
Regardless of the discussion in the live broadcast room, Jian Yi has already started queuing up to eat.
A few minutes later, it was her turn. She sat at the small table, looking at the pot of crayfish, her eyes lit up.
On-site anchor: "Miss, do you know our rules?"
Jane Yi: "Got it."
On-site anchor: "Then, the timing begins."
When the live anchor yelled these words, Jian Yi grabbed a crayfish with one hand, and under the incredulous eyes of everyone, squeezed it lightly, and the meat of the crayfish popped out, and she sent it to her mouth.
live:"……"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "..."
Can you do this?
Qin Xin: It has been expected.
When the live anchor was still stunned by Jane Yi's actions of peeling crayfish so neatly, she had already eaten four lobsters.
Seeing Jian Yi's neat movements, the live anchor was really anxious. What kind of trick is this to eat crayfish?It was the first time she saw it.
No, she has to go over and interfere, and ask some questions that the fans in the live broadcast room are looking forward to.
Live host: "Miss, this is the first time I've seen you peeling lobsters. You are so proficient, you must have eaten a lot of crayfish, right? The fans in the live broadcast room are very curious and want to hear about Miss's experience."
Jane Yi: "Talent, ordinary people can't learn it."
Jane Yi spoke, but didn't mean to stop.
Every time I speak, I pinch and squeeze the crayfish.
It is more intuitive for the live anchor to watch from a close distance. Every time, he would watch the pair of small hands holding two lobsters, squeeze them lightly, and the very bouncy crayfish meat would come out obediently. smoke.
On-site anchor: "How many years has Miss Sister been eating lobster?"
Jian Yi: "I don't know." After speaking, two lumps of crayfish meat were squeezed out and stuffed into his mouth.Some lobsters were as big as pincers, and she didn't intend to let them go. She put them in her mouth and bit them lightly, and sucked them again, and the meat naturally fell into her mouth.
She has no other talents, and absolutely no one can compare to her in eating.
Whichever piece of meat she wanted to eat, that piece of meat had to fall into her mouth obediently.
The on-site anchor's forehead was covered with sweat: "How many lobsters did you eat to achieve the speed you are today?"
Jian Yi: "I didn't eat much. This is a talent, and ordinary people can't learn it." After finishing speaking, two lumps of meat fell into his mouth.
People watching: "..."
On-site anchor: "Miss seems to be an anchor too?" God, she really doesn't know how to talk to her, so she won't be disturbed at all, okay?
She can talk to her while pinching the lobster, and she feels that there is no way to stop the speed of this challenger.
Jian Yi paused this time, and did not forget to promote her live broadcast room: "Hi everyone, my name is Yi Yi, and I am a new food broadcaster. If you are interested in me, you can go to the live broadcast room to pay attention. Name It's Yiyi."
What broke the live anchor was that Jian Yi just paused for a while, and then started pinching their crayfish again.
Although this sentence is very long, she has no time to eat for the time being.
But she was still pinching the crayfish in their family. In just this moment, a lot of crayfish meat had been squeezed out.
On-site anchor: "Fans and friends in front of the mobile phone screen, go and cheer up our anchor lady, let's guess how many crayfish Yiyi can eat? Some fans say fifty? One hundred? Some say two hundred Only?"
Live anchor: "Yiyi, how many crayfish do you think you can eat today?"
After asking, the live anchor found that the crayfish meat that Jian Yi squeezed out before was gone, and she must have eaten it.
Jian Yi happened to be holding two crayfish, and did not forget to squeeze out the meat, smiling at the camera.
Of course, she wears a mask that covers the upper half of her face, so no one can see the specific expression too much.But I can still tell from the lower half of her face and her movements that she is quite happy.
Jane Yi: "We'll have to wait until the time is up to find out, after all, you have a time limit."
——I heard it, she dislikes the time limit.
——No time limit, can she eat a lot?
——This is the first time I saw the anchor's technique of peeling crayfish.
——It’s the first time I’ve seen such an anchor who knows how to eat and shell, and I’m a fan, just because of this hand speed.
——I want to watch the anchor eat crayfish every day.
Jian Yi didn't expect that she would suddenly gain countless fans because of peeling the crayfish shells.With the blessing of popularity, more and more people came to her live broadcast room, and a large number of passerby fans poured in to pay attention to her.
This is her characteristic, right?
I believe that in the eating and broadcasting world, there should be no one who can peel crayfish better than her?
Perhaps, she knew how to attract fans in the early stage of the live broadcast.
She peels the crayfish shells at home every day to show fans. As for how the crayfish come, she can only order from An An in the early stage.
When it becomes popular, all kinds of food merchants will naturally find it.
Jane Yi thought about this, but her hands didn't stop.
Those who watched the scene felt their scalps go numb when they heard the constant clicking sound.
The live anchor has become numb, and has no intention of trying to stop it, but just routinely mobilizes emotions and asks fans what they want to know.
——Anchor, have you practiced?
——I also suspect that the anchor has real skills. I just went to the store to buy a pot of crayfish, but I didn't crush my hands.
On-site anchor: "Yiyi, fans are asking, have you practiced and have real kung fu."
Jane Yi: "Yes, I have practiced."
Compared with her real identity, humans should be more able to accept her as a Lianjiazi, right?The key is to use this excuse, and it is not easy to cheat.
If someone really wants her to show her real kung fu, she can do it.
For the sake of rations, performing some kung fu that is acceptable to human beings is also a feature of her live broadcast room, attracting fans.
After a long 10 minutes, the live anchor looked at the few pots of shells left next to him, and his forehead was sweating. Fortunately, they had a time limit, otherwise, if they continued, they didn't know how many crayfish would be eaten.
The live anchor announced in a trembling voice: "Congratulations Yiyi, you broke the record by eating 220 crayfish in total. I believe this record will never be broken again."
Qin Xin: Wrong, give the little monster another chance.
Jian Yi joyfully took the bonus and bid farewell to the live anchor and the fans over there. After leaving them, she even said to the fans in her live broadcast room: "It's so supportive."
——Anchor, are you really holding up?
——I always feel that the anchor is not supportive.
—Brother, I agree.
——Mom, I am a fan of a super amazing anchor.
Jane Yi: "I'm holding on. Didn't I say before that if I don't hold on, I'm not a human? Now I'm going to digest it."
——In other words, I quite like watching the anchor peel the crayfish shells.
——+1, very decompression.
Jane Yi: "I have a fixed live broadcast time, and I peel the shells for you to watch every day. If you want to peel any shells, you can mention them. I will shell them with bare hands."
When Jian Yi said this, the live broadcast room became lively, and the barrage flew up, asking her to peel all kinds of shells.
Jane Yi reminded: "It has to be edible. If you peel it off and eat it, I am a food broadcaster."
Qin Xin's heart moved, and she sent a barrage.
a12345678: Yiyi, I want to see you peel a hundred jackfruits with bare hands.
——Damn it, boss, the devil?
——Hahaha, I just wanted the anchor to peel a durian to see, the one that was not opened, but I didn’t expect that the digital boss was the most ruthless.
——Peel it with bare hands, the host can't clean it by hand.
Jane Yi: "Boss wants to see it, I am satisfied, but jackfruit is too expensive, I can't afford a hundred, so peel one."
She really cares about the money. This thing is delicious, but there are too many inedible things on it, so I have to throw it away. It's better to buy meat.
a12345678: I'll send it to you.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-06-1620:12:25~2021-06-1722:28:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 bearded loli;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:橘里橘气、小西几、但为卿顾10瓶;二货哈士奇9瓶;nvnv5瓶;大胡子萝莉3瓶;冷漠的小白兎2瓶;Aykong1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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