Mountains and seas have a return period

Xu Ke waved, and more than a dozen VJs carrying high-definition anti-shake cameras stood up in unison.Xu Ke announced: "The third round of scene interpretation is no longer limited to the stage. Actresses can go out of the studio and into daily life, give full play to their acting skills and talents, and perform the most authentic, credible, and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people." First love scene!"

"..." Gu Tiao was completely convinced.At first she thought that she would be played to death by the program group, but now she realized that she was too naive. How could the program group let her go so easily?You have to play her to death and back to life!

Gu Tiao, who was heartbroken, was suddenly hit on the head by something. The thing bounced and fell to Gu Tiao's hand again. Gu Tiao picked it up and saw that it was a plum of the kind that Lin Yuran used to refresh himself. .

Gu Tiao looked up and saw Lin Yuran winking at her.

Gu Tiaoxin said: Seeing that Lin Yuran was always passing notes in class when he was a child!

Seeing that Gu Tiao finally noticed her, Lin Yuran said to Gu Tiao with his lips, "Now you're happy! It's a real relationship with public money!"

Gu Tiao smiled wryly: It would be great if it was a love affair at public expense, I'm not going to fall in love, I'm going to be tortured!

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The VJ who followed Fang Yaolai and Gu Tiao was a young man with a small crew cut and a round face. He looked very festive and claimed that his title today was "Queen's Knight" because Fang Yaolai was his queen.

Gu Tiao was helpless: Alright, here comes another Fang Yao fan.

With a small round face carrying the camera, he slapped his chest boldly: "Sister Fang, tell me where you want to go! Up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I will accompany you all the way! It's no problem!"

Gu Tiao rolled his eyes wildly: Brother, we are here to date, not to lurk...

However, what the little round face said reminded Gu Tiao, and Gu Tiao had an idea to grab the words in advance: "There is no need to go to the knife mountain, but you really have to accompany us to a high place."

Fang Ling came to understand all of a sudden, and his face changed in a blink of an eye.

Gu Tiao had already walked forward with Xiaoyuanlian hooking shoulders together: "Which hero do you play? Sun Shangxiang? I'll give you a skin..."

Fang Linglai stomped his feet behind his back: "The queen hasn't agreed yet!"

The little round face turned around and patted her head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, sister, Sun Shangxiang is my empress dowager!"

Gu Tiao, Fang Yaolai, and the little round-faced VJ boarded the nanny's car. Gu Tiao directed the driver and drove all the way to the outskirts of the city.

Arriving at a field of blooming lavender, Gu Tiao took Fang Yaolai and got out of the car with the little round-faced VJ.The little round face said "wow": "This is too romantic and suitable for first love! I will bring my first love too!"

Fang Linglai chuckled: "Little brother, have you never had a first love?"

The cheeks of the little round face flushed: "Kong has a heart of first love, and was put off by her appearance. Sister, you are so good-looking, you must have first love in kindergarten, right?"

Fang Ling shook his head: "No. It's a university."

The little round face was shocked: "You only had your first love in college? Then you must have a high vision, and you have never met anyone who is worthy of you. Then your first love must be very tall and mighty, muscular, as strong as a bumblebee, as strong as a boulder Johnson..."

At this time, Gu Tiao was twisting a bottle of pure water beside him, and he didn't know if this bottle was a substandard product, but Gu Tiao tried his best to not unscrew it.

Fang Ling accepted the pure water bottle obediently, unscrewed it and handed it back to Gu Tiao, thinking about how Xiaoyuan's face described her first love just now, looked at Gu Tiao with a half-smile.

Gu Tiao blushed, and said to Xiaoyuan's face, "Little brother, you have to know that some people's development is not reflected in their muscles, but in their brains."

The little round face nodded: "Sister, for example, if you don't have well-developed muscles, you must have a strong mind. Then if there is a satellite, the earth is at the focus of its elliptical orbit, and the angle between the long axis when the comet is m ten thousand kilometers away from the earth is π/ 2. When the distance between the comet and the earth is 4/3m, the angle between the major axis is π/3, so what is the shortest distance between the comet and the earth?"

Gu Tiao, who was already dizzy, was stunned, and began to suspect that the program group was a hidden Shaolin Temple, and any small VJ was like a sweeping monk.

As a result, Fang Xuan came to answer casually: "2/3m million kilometers."

Gu Tiao was completely shocked—to use Harry Potter as an analogy, she was surrounded by Dumbledore-level masters, and she was the only Muggle who couldn't understand a magic wand. How embarrassing!

Gu Tiao angrily led Fang Yaolai and Xiao Yuanlian to walk forward, seeing that they were getting farther and farther away from the lavender field, Xiao Yuanlian asked in surprise, "Didn't you go to the lavender field to play with your first love?"

"First love! How can you take an ordinary path!" Gu Tiao proudly raised his chest and pointed forward: "Look!"

The small round face looked in the direction of Gu Tiao's finger, and the head was raised higher and higher until the back of the head and the neck formed a 90-degree right angle.

The little round face sighed in admiration: "Sister, I have seen many tree houses. Your tree house is really the Mount Everest of the tree house world!"

Fang Linglai also looked up at a small tree house standing proudly on the towering canopy, his face turned pale.

This VJ with a small round face is not for nothing

Yes, sensitively caught Fang Linglai's emotional changes: "Sister, are you afraid?"

Fang Yao came and licked his pale lips: "Who, who is afraid! I can go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans. What am I afraid of!"

At this time, Xiaoyuanlian has already picked up the camera and started his own work.Gu Tiao said to Fang Yao: "Remember? This is the legendary tree house of internet celebrities. Legend has it that couples who climb to the top together can walk to the top together."

Fang Linglai nodded, his face seemed to be paler.

Gu Tiao: "You climb first, I'll be in the rear."

Fang Ling looked at the small round face looking at him adoringly behind the camera, and felt that he had no way out at this time, gritted his teeth, and walked towards the ladder hanging on the tree trunk.

Fang Linglai's hands and feet trembled a little, and he desperately grasped the rope of the ladder firmly, like a kitten who just learned to climb, without any confidence in running wild in this world.

The suburbs were empty, and a gust of wind blew by at this time, and the ladder was shaken by the blowing. Fang Linglai immediately buried his head in his arms, and let out a cry like a kitten: "Yeah."

Gu Tiao's bones were so brittle when he heard it, he couldn't bear to watch Fang Yao's jokes again, and comforted him, "You don't have to be so scared from the beginning, even if you fall now, at most one buttock, you won't be injured .”

Fang Yao turned around and glared at Gu Tiao angrily: "You don't want a crow's mouth, hurry up and pee!"

Gu Tiao: "As a good socialist young man, it's no good for you to engage in feudal superstition."

Fang Yao was so anxious that his face turned red: "Are you yelling or not?!"

Gu Tiao had no choice but to imitate a grass*mud horse and spit: "Bah, bah, bah."

Gu Tiao looked a little funny: Usually, Fang Yaolai could only see Fang Yaolai's appearance like a queen, proud, indifferent, powerful, and confident about everything.

At this time, it is like a timid little milk cat, hanging on the ladder with its small paws and fluttering in the wind. The baby-like "meow" makes people's hearts melt and makes people love and pity.

When Fang Yao came to climb a little higher, Gu Tiao immediately followed her up, and told Fang Yao aloud: "Don't worry about climbing, I'm right behind you."

Gu Tiao's heart suddenly moved: Fang Yao said these words to her before.

When Gu Tiao was not good at acting, when Gu Tiao faced his violent father, when Gu Tiao faced his cowardly mother...

Fang Yaolai will always show up in time and say to her, "Don't worry, I'm here."

As long as Gu Tiao turned his head, he could always understand that Fang Ling was standing behind her.

Fang Linglai is her trump card in facing the world.

Fang Yaolai is like a beautiful and powerful Asura, so strong that Gu Tiao almost forgot that Fang Yaolai will also be weak and need her sometimes.

Gu Tiao suddenly remembered the scene when "They Have a Show" just started, Fang Yao came to perform the imprisoned gorilla on stage, bumping his head against a wall that didn't exist, as if he wanted to use his fragile body , to fight against this solid steel and concrete until the head is broken and bloody.

Gu Tiao couldn't bear to think anymore, took a deep breath, and tightly closed his eyes.

Hanging on the rickety ladder blown by the wind, when he saw Fang Linglai being so weak that he needed her, Gu Tiao suddenly realized that he might have made a very, very big mistake in the past.

All because of her stupidity, because of her self-righteousness.

A whisper from above temporarily pulled Gu Tiao out of his thoughts.Gu Tiao came back to his senses, only to hear Fang Lianlai muttering in a low voice like chanting a scripture: "Marxism and materialism are absolutely correct sciences, we are good socialist youths, yes Firm materialists, all feudal superstitions are paper tigers, we need to oppose and criticize..."

Gu Tiao seemed to hear it, and then he came to Pingbengfang: "What are you talking about?"

Fang Xuan turned around and glared: "Don't poke my ass! Look, you're greedy for me again!"

"..." Gu Tiao was speechless: "I just wanted to ask what you were talking about..."

Fang Yaolai: "As staunch materialists, why should we believe in some ridiculous urban legend that couples can grow old together by climbing into this tree house together?"

"...You were superstitious about crow's mouth just now, and now you slap your face..." Gu Tiao: "Why don't you forget it?"

Fang Linglai remained silent.

The two hung on the ladder for a while, not going up or down, their posture was a bit funny.

Only then did Gu Tiao open his mouth in a low voice: "My mother never believed in ghosts and gods. My father used to go out to do construction work, and she took me home alone. At night, there was a strong wind outside, like a female ghost crying. My mother was never afraid when the electricity was cut off without money, she knits a sweater with candles and puts me to sleep."

"But after my grandfather passed away, every Qingming Festival, my mother was always the first to burn paper money for my grandfather. Rain or shine, there was a year of heavy rain and slippery roads, and she broke her leg."

"I asked my mother, since she didn't believe it, why did she still go? My mother smiled and said: What if?"

Gu Tiao stood behind Fang Yaolai,

The voice became lower and lower: "So I thought, what if..."

Fang Linglai remained silent.Gu Tiao wondered in his heart: the saliva was almost dry and he finished telling a long story, why didn't the audience friends react at all?It's too embarrassing.

Gu Tiao raised his head and looked up: Fang Yao, who was hanging on her just now and didn't want to climb up any more, and had the idea of ​​giving up, was already several meters away from Gu Tiao, and was trying to climb up.

Gu Tiao: Why did the little milk cat suddenly become a monkey... I don't want to listen to my nagging, and I don't want to bring such things, I'm not Tang Seng...

Thinking of Tang Seng, Gu Tiao hummed the classic song of "A Chinese Journey to the West": "Onlyyou~can protect me~so that crabs and clam spirits can't eat me~"

Fang Yao turned around and stared at Gu Tiao: "Where did the crabs and clam essence come from! Hurry up and climb up!"

Gu Tiao complained in his heart: Yes yes yes!No crabs and clams!Only the proud and beautiful meowing spirit! Meow~ Another gust of wind blew by, and the two of them gradually climbed higher, and the lift of the ladder by the wind became more and more obvious. Fang Lianlai, who was afraid of heights, was already nervous, and with this wave of shaking, his hands gradually lost strength , some couldn't grasp the rope, and the climbing speed slowed down significantly.

Gu Tiao encouraged her from behind: "Come on, after climbing to the top, I'll show you how to smash a big rock in your chest and eat plums with a wrinkled face!"

Fang Linglai panted and laughed: "Are these two things in the same dimension?"

Gu Tiao was confident: "For me, the difficulty factor is exactly the same!"

While the two were talking, the sky suddenly began to rain.

"..." Gu Tiao now has no doubt that helping the old lady to cross the road that day ruined her character. Although she carefully helped the old lady back and sent her home afterwards, it didn't seem to have any effect on the improvement of her character. Positive effect.

After all, she didn't have a single page of the script for the sweet plots of idol dramas, but only for the miserable plots.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, Gu Tiao turned his head and glanced under the tree, Xiaoyuan was frantically putting a rain cover on the camera.

In order to keep his voice from being drowned out by the sound of the rain, Gu Tiao let go of his voice and shouted upwards: "Stop climbing, the rope will slip when it rains, it's too dangerous!"

Fang Ling looked back at Gu Tiao, and wiped the rain off his face with his hand: "Tell me, if we climbed to the tree house on the top that time when we were in college, would everything be different now?"

Fang Yao's words brought Gu Tiao back to his distant memory.

At that time, the two had just been together, Gu Tiao stuck to Fang Yao every day, she laughed when Fang Yao told cold jokes, she laughed when Fang Yao came to sleep, she also laughed when Fang Yao came to eat braised pork, Fang Yaolai once doubted Gu Tiao's The nerve sensor system was broken, so she had to be taken to the hospital for an examination.

In fact, there was nothing wrong with Gu Tiao, but at that time, the whole world was as happy and beautiful as a joke in Gu Tiao's eyes.

Gu Tiao had an in-depth discussion with Ling Yue about what kind of feelings she had for the other party.

Ling Yue asked her: "You are happy to see Fang Yao every day, so what if you don't see Fang Yao for the rest of your life? Will you die?"

Gu Tiao thought for a while, then seriously shook his head: "No, because I'm cowardly and dare not commit suicide. But..."

"It's just alive. Just a walking dead, alive, but not alive."

Ling Yue was startled, and pompously raised her orchid fingers to touch Gu Tiao's little face: "It's over, it's over, you have a terminal illness called love."

Gu Tiao was also taken aback, and threw a pillow towards Ling Yue: "What kind of car are you driving suddenly in broad daylight! This is not the car bound for our kindergarten, let me get off!"

The author has something to say: Gu Xiaoyoutiao: Gong*fei fell in love with his sister, is there such a good thing in the world? =v=Fang Damowang smiled mysteriously~