Mountains and seas have a return period

Waking up the next morning, Gu Tiao uttered a low scream at the mirror in the guest room——

Her eyes were swollen into two oversized walnuts.

If Lin Yuran was here, Gu Tiao could completely imagine what she would say: "Little fried dough stick! You can't let your eyes be so swollen! If this continues, your swollen eyeballs will be bigger than your breasts!"

Gu Tiao angrily turned the mirror to one side, thinking that there was no remedy for his swollen eyes, so he dragged his feet and walked towards the living room.

Fang Linglai was wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of light gray satin drape pants. He looked very refreshing. He was sitting on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone while sipping a cup of black coffee.

Fang Linglai raised his eyes and glanced at Gu Tiao.

Gu Tiao said with a guilty conscience, "Maybe I drank too much porridge before going to bed last night, and I got edema."

Fang Xuan said, "Do you know that we are going to record a program today?"

Gu Tiao hahaha: "Anyway, I'm just going to make soy sauce, so there should be no one looking at me."

At this time, in the office of Professor Z, the old lady Yuan, who was a fan of CP when she came, sneezed loudly.

Fang Linglai put down the coffee cup and walked towards the kitchen.

After a while, Fang Ling came back with a metal spoon.

"Sit." Fang Yaolai said to Gu Tiao expressionlessly.

Gu Tiao sat down trembling, Fang Yaolai turned Gu Tiao's face, studied it, and raised the spoon to Gu Tiao's eyes.

Gu Tiao pissed in fright in an instant: "You won't use such inhumane torture as eye gouging to deal with me? Last night... when you were at you, you didn't leave! I didn't see anything!"

After Gu Tiao said this, she felt a little regretful: In fact, she had already seen what should be seen and what should not be seen on Fang Yaolai, so why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here now!

As a result, Fang Xuan said, "Close your eyes."

Whenever facing Fang Yao, Gu Tiao felt that he had the aura of a little eunuch, and she would do whatever Fang Yao said, like a robot who couldn't think for himself.

Suddenly, a kind of icy cold touch gently fell on Gu Tiao's eyelids swollen into walnuts.

"Ah..." Gu Tiao felt so comfortable, he couldn't help letting out a low sigh.

Fang Yaolai: "Please don't let out the gasps that the protagonists of action movies have!"

Gu Tiao almost spit out another mouthful of old blood!I thought Fang Yao came to you, you are really a prostitute seeing prostitution!

But she just thought about it, and said it?Hehehe, dare not dare.

Fang Linglai gently held the chilled metal spoon,

Gu Tiao massaged back and forth on Gu Tiao's swollen eyelids, until the metal spoon was no longer ice-stained by Gu Tiao's skin, Fang Yaolai moved the spoon and said, "Open your eyes."

When Gu Tiao opened his eyes, he immediately felt a lot more refreshed. At least his eyes had changed from one word to squinting, and he was no longer the Xiao Gang in "Pokemon".

Squinting his eyes, Gu Tiao struggled to bring out last night's leftover hawthorn and millet porridge, which was hot, and served a bowl for Fang Yaolai and himself.

While eating the porridge with his head down, Gu Yu pretended not to care and said, "Don't drink black coffee on an empty stomach from now on, it's not good for your stomach."

Gu Tiao sneaked a glance at Fang Yaolai. Fang Yaolai was eating porridge and playing with his mobile phone, but he didn't respond. He didn't know whether he heard it or not.

Gu Tiao asked: "Is the porridge delicious?" Last night, there was a river of sadness, and I didn't even have time to ask this question.

Fang Linglai replied arrogantly: "Let's make do."

Gu Tiao was furious.

Fang Linglai kept pressing the phone screen with his right hand to shoot Bubble Bobble shells, and raised an empty bowl with his left hand: "One more bowl!"

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Gu Tiao and Fang Yaolai, who had eaten breakfast, sat in Fang Yaolai's nanny car and drove towards Fort Muscle Legs.

Fang Yaolai wore a sun hat and sunglasses, and leaned against the back of the chair with his arms folded, as if he was closing the curtain and recuperating.

Gu Tiao sneaked a glance at Fang Yaolai, thinking that she should be asleep, so he stretched out his hand, silently gestured at Fang Yaolai's body, waved his fists and clapped his hands, and shouted imposingly with his mouth: "Arhat!" Crouching Tiger Fist!" "Thousand-hand Tathagata Palm" "Lushan Shenglongba!" "Balala Energy!"

"Where's the chocolate?"

Fang Yaolai suddenly uttered a sound, which made Gu Tiao tremble in fright, and he was petrified on the spot. Before he could finish the set of "Star Attraction Dafa", his hands were stretched out and held in front of Fang Yaolai's chest.

Fang Linglai took off his sunglasses, and looked at Gu Tiao quietly with no expression on his face.

"..." Gu Tiao felt that with his wretched gesture at this time, he said that he didn't want to grab someone's mimi while he was asleep, and he felt that his credibility was a bit low.

But Gu Tiao couldn't tell the truth frankly!If he said that he used the "Star-absorbing Dafa" to deal with Fang Yao while she was asleep, Gu Tiao was afraid that he would die tragically at the hands of the martial arts master Fang Nvxia.

Gu Tiao had an idea, and forced himself to soften his fingers that were so frightened that they were stiff, waved to the left, then moved to the right, and at the same time sang tremblingly: "The weather is so sunny today! It's beautiful everywhere! Ah! What a sight!"

Fang Linglai still looked at Gu Tiao expressionlessly.

Gu Tiao hahaha: "This is our

The classic moves of an old lady dancing square dance!I move my muscles!Shall I teach you? "

Fang Linglai repeated his question again: "Where's the chocolate?"

Only then did Gu Tiao realize that Fang Yaolai asked a question just now, and he was so scared that he didn't hear it clearly, now he blinked in confusion: "What chocolate?"

Fang Yaolai: "Zhou Xu gave you pork belly chocolate."

Gu Tiao was shocked: "How do you know that Zhou Xu gave it to me?!"

Gu Tiao immediately touched his body from left to right, up and down.

Fang Yaolai: "Don't touch yourself in broad daylight."

"..." Gu Tiao: "I'm checking to see if you have installed a bug on me."

Fang Yaolai: "When Xu Ke gave out the prize that day, Zhou Xu didn't intend to accept the box of chocolates. Her smile was like this at that time." Fang Yaolai put on a hypocritical smile with eight teeth.

Gu Tiao: "..."

Fang Ling came: "Then you were next to you and made a loud swallowing sound, Gudu!"

Gu Tiao protested: "How can I! I'm a quiet beauty!"

"That's not the point." Fang Linglai waved his hand irritably: "The point is that Zhou Xu's smile changed immediately when he heard you gurgling, and he quickly took the chocolate from Xu Ke's hand. Her smile was like this at that time " Fang Yaolai once again put on a fake smile with eight teeth.

"..." Gu Tiao: "Is there any difference between these two smiles?"

Fang Yaolai pointed to the corner of her mouth: "Didn't you see this? Next to the eighth tooth, there is half an extra tooth exposed, revealing her true joy in her heart."

Now in Gu Tiao's heart, he doesn't feel that he is qualified for such a arduous task as an international espionage. Fang Yaolai is the best candidate for an international espionage. silly.

Gu Tiao confessed honestly: "Zhou Xu did give me that box of chocolates."

"Have you eaten?" Fang Linglai narrowed his eyes.

Gu Tiao hurriedly arranged his hands like wipers on a rainy day: "I didn't eat it! I took it because I thought it would be rude not to accept it, and it's still in my room."

Fang Linglai raised his hand to call his assistant: "Help me send something to Shuangyodan TV, to Qi Xiang."

Fang Yao hung up the phone and asked Gu Tiao, "Qi Xiang has a pug named Kiwi, right?"

Gu Tiao turned pale with shock: "Although I know you mean that this box of chocolates can only be fed to dogs! But feeding dogs is just a description! If dogs really eat chocolate, they will die!"

At this moment in Qi Xiang's apartment

Kiwi, who was sleeping peacefully in the kennel, suddenly felt a chill down his back and sneezed loudly.

At this time, Gu Tiaofu came to the other side and cast his body on the ground, Fang Yao came to pat Gu Tiao, and made Gu Tiao face her face: "Look, what kind of eyes do I have?"

Gu Tiao carefully stared at the corner of Fang Yaolai's eyes: "Do you have needle eyes?"

"What kind of needle!" Fang Yaolai became irritable again, and Gu Tiao felt that Fang Yao was particularly irritable this day.Fang Xuan said: "I am the eye of the sky!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Tiao sincerely admired the other party's lingering eyes, and suddenly thought of something, pointing to his own eyes, he asked, "Then what kind of eyes are I?"

Fang Yaolai put on his sunglasses and leaned back on the chair: "This is your belly button."

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The nanny's car drove steadily all the way to the building where the studio was located, and Fang Linglai strode towards the dressing room, followed by Gu Tiao like a young eunuch.

Fang Linglai sat down on the C seat in the dressing room, and the head of the makeup team immediately came up to powder Fang Linglai graciously: "Sister Fang's skin is so good! You can't see a single pore!"

Gu Tiao silently sat in the corner of the dressing room. The girl from the makeup team came over with a powder puff and frowned: "Sister Gu, you didn't sleep well last night? The pores on your face can be filled with rice!"

The head of the make-up team then put on Fang Yao's eye makeup: "Sister Fang's eyes are so beautiful! Eyebrows are dark without painting, eyes are affectionate without painting!"

The little girl in the make-up team held the eyeliner and frowned even tighter: "Sister Gu, your eyelids are red and swollen, how can you do eye makeup today?!"

Gu Tiao paid close attention to the makeup team leader who coveted Fang Yaolai's beauty from afar, and said bitterly, "What's wrong with being red! You can make me redder if you are red! Invent me a Jade Rabbit makeup!"

After putting on his makeup, Gu Tiao walked into the studio to stand by. Lin Yuran was already waiting there. When he saw Gu Tiao walking in, he burst into laughter.

Gu Tiao glared at her: "You can exaggerate more, I've never seen anyone leaning back to the point of leaning back when laughing!"

Lin Yuran was still laughing wildly: "Aren't I just a cute little bunny? Why are you still robbing me of my avatar! Just this eye makeup on you, it's obvious that you want to be popular!"

Gu Tiao sighed: "I can't help it, my eyes are a little swollen, that's the only way to go."

Lin Yuran leaned into Gu Tiao's ear mysteriously and asked, "Why are your eyes swollen? You went to her house last night, what did you love to do?"

Gu Tiao suddenly thought of the scene where he pressed Fang Yaolai under his body last night, reminiscing about Fang Yaolai's soft body, and blushed for a while.

Gu Tiao

When he came back to his senses, he saw Lin Yuran rubbing his hands like a fly, looking at him with an expression of anticipation.

Gu Tiao hurriedly said, "There's nothing else to do, so let's cook."

Lin Yuran smiled, with a look of "I understand it very well": "Food is also made with love!"

The two were talking, Fang wandered into the studio after putting on his makeup.

Today, Fang Yaolai was wearing a black silk satin shirt, which hung limply on his body. Two buttons on the neckline were unbuttoned, revealing Fang Yaolai's beautiful collarbone, which complemented the black long tassel earring on his left ear.As Fang Linglai walked, the overly silky shirt slid down from the left side, revealing Fang Linglai's jade-like shoulders.

Gu Tiao and Lin Yuran swallowed loudly at the same time.

The Queen usually sat down in her usual C seat.As the actresses arrived one by one, the staff began to organize the audience who were recording together to enter the stage, and Xu Ke walked onto the stage with a hand card.

"Ladies and gentlemen~ I'm very glad to meet you again so soon!" As "They Have a Show" became more and more popular on the Internet, Xu Ke was full of energy, waving her hands and pointing at Jiangshan and berating Fang Qiu. : "What we are going to do today is the scene interpretation of the third round of competition!"

Xu Ke's expression became serious: "After the scene interpretation is completed this time, we will eliminate the 8 lowest-scoring actresses according to the scores of the actresses. First of all, we will announce that the 6 actresses who won the top three in the previous skill demonstration will all be eligible Get 5 extra points."

Those who got extra points were Luo Xuhan, Lin Yuran, Gu Tiao, Fang Yaolai, Chen Ying and Zhou Xu.

Next, Xu Ke invited Yuan Yuan and the other three judges to sit in the judging seats.Old Madam Yuan announced with great enthusiasm: "The theme of the third round of scene interpretation is—first love."

With a "wow" sound from the audience, they immediately regained their spirits - watching two beautiful young ladies perform their first love!The program team is so good at playing!It's unreasonable for this show not to be popular!

A business-minded girl in the auditorium immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to her companion: "Go to the old book website and take all kinds of old photos of Fang Yaolai, Chen Yingzhou, Xu Linyuran! The price will increase soon! Like Housing prices in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are also skyrocketing!"

The audience thought that the program group could play, and Gu Tiao also thought that the program group could play, so much so that she was about to die!

Gu Tiao took out his mobile phone and searched again for Yuan Yuanxing, the chief producer of "They Have a Play".Gu Tiao thought to himself, could this Yuan Yuan's producer be a relative of Mrs. Yuan Yuan?The same king rank, the same playing dead without blinking an eye.

Gu Tiaojue

When I go back tonight, I will be a little man of Producer Yuan, and I will stab her like Nanny Rong stabs Ziwei!

When the show developed to this point, Gu Tiao had long since regretted it: Why did he suddenly show kindness and agree to Qi Xiang to participate in this show? !Now I can only pray to the gods and Buddha to ask * come to see* Shiyin Zhen* Lord A* La Dou * defeated * Buddha Assassin Wu Liuqi to bless her, so that she will not continue to be in a group with Fang Yaolai.

As a result, Xu Ke said excitedly: "Let me add to explain the rules for the interpretation of the first love theme scene. The actresses are still in teams of two. There is a high degree of tacit understanding, so we still use the team from the last skill demonstration."

Gu Tiao: "..."

Gu Tiao began to recall violently in his heart, what did he do to lose character recently? !Could it be that the old grandma didn't want to cross the road last time and she was forced to cross it?

But wasn't Fang Linglai watching at that time, she wanted to show her side of being a kind-hearted and helpful citizen!

Xu Ke went on to say: "Actually, there is a more exciting rule for this round of scenario interpretation!"

Gu Tiao's heart trembled again.

The author has something to say: Gu Youtiao: (wronged Baba pointing fingers) Why did the author give Fang Lian the eyes of the sky, but give me the belly button... Crying! TAT