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Big Fool Zhang also explained why he had to act ugly during a blind date, because he had a girlfriend and had been in a relationship for two years. scene.

Xu Jiangshan: "It's so pitiful, people who are trapped by love in this world are very pitiful"

Zhang Dazi looked at the crabs crawling everywhere on the ground, "I said, the crabs crawled on my feet, can you let me go first?"

Xu Jiangshan "...No, what if you hold a grudge and murder me in the middle of the night!! I'll get a rope, you two hold him down"

Big Fool Zhang: "Ah?! Alas?! I can't do that!!! Do I look like that kind of person?!"

Xu Jiangshan "Do you think I look like a smelly and shameless person?"

Zhang Dafool ​​looked at Xu Jiangshan's white and nennen face, which was clear to the bottom, the eyeballs that swayed from time to time, the delicate melon-seeded face, and the slightly curly hair pasted and copied by the angel "...it's not like"

Xu Jiangshan: "That's right, just be honest"

Xu Jiangshan searched for a long time but couldn't find a suitable rope. When he turned his head and saw the key on the top of Cheng Tong's cabinet, he remembered that Cheng Tong had a pair of handcuffs...

The next day their dormitory became famous again.

"Did you hear that! The male dormitory A building 211 played that yesterday, but was caught by the instructor and wrote a [-]-word self-criticism!"

"Huh? Written again? Their dormitory is very beautiful recently! What are they playing?"

"It's... just... fun play~ I heard that Director Liu threw the bag directly on the face of one of the people in their dormitory in that scene, ouch, the one who was tied up called that Huan~"

"Yi~~"

Xu Jiangshan behind the two "..."

Damn it, what nonsense rumors, this is clearly the case! !

After Xu Jiangshan tied up Zhang Dafool, Zhang Dafool ​​was extremely nervous. In addition, there was geothermal heat in the dormitory. He took a thermometer and measured it at [-] degrees. Zhang Dafool ​​was sweating profusely and all over his body. Xu Jiangshan and the others let go of themselves, and they struggled more and more and became hotter. Zhang Dazi struggled for half a point, his whole body was covered in sweat, and his hair was so wet that he blamed him. In desperation, he could only moan helplessly, "... ah... come here ...help...it's hot...it's so hot...someone...I'm going to die..."

When Xu Jiangshan came back from washing and saw his virtue, he had to shake his hands and ask Liu Pingan to undress him.

Liu Pingan was playing a game, which was an important moment to decide the outcome, so he agreed to do it later.

Big Fool Zhang: "Ah-ah--it's hot--it's so hot--someone--help..."

The assassin professional jungler played by Liu Pingan was in a team battle with a big move and cut into the back row of the opposite side. He was about to go on a killing spree, but Zhang Dazi yelled that he shook his hand and directly sent him to the head. "..."

Big Fool Zhang: "Ah—ah—hot—dead—dead—going to die—"

Liu Pingan "..."

Fortunately, this wave of resurrection took 25 seconds and they had a bit of an advantage, so they can't lose at the moment. Just when Liu Pingan breathed a sigh of relief, his teammate ADC popped up a sentence: "Good trash jungler, fortunately, I have a fast line speed."

Liu Ping'an's brain exploded with a "bang".

The big idiot Zhang on the upper bunk said, "Ah——it's hot, it's hot...it's so hot——"

Liu Pingan "..." Stop playing!

After Liu Pingan took off his coat for Zhang Dafool, Zhang Dafool ​​said, "Ah~~It's a little cooler~"

Liu Pingan sat down and continued to play in the original position. After a while, Zhang Dazi became restless again, "Ah... ah... it's hot... it's so hot..."

Liu Pingan "..." Take another one off for him?

Liu Pingan took off another sweater for Zhang Dasha, leaving only a shirt.

Big fool Zhang: "Ah... ah... hot..."

Liu Pingan stood up and rode on Zhang Dafool, "Hot! You belong to the sun?!! Let you be hot!! Take it off for you!!"

So Zhang Dazi was lying shirtless on the bed. It was not hot, but he was... a bit cold...

Fool Zhang hesitated for a moment, then said tremblingly, "That..."

Liu Ping'an suddenly raised his head and glared.

Big idiot Zhang: "No, no, it's okay, it's okay"

Liu Pingan: "...is it still hot?"

Big Fool Zhang: "...No...not hot, um, you are busy, you are busy"

Liu Pingan: "It's okay, you're welcome, I'll take off one for you"

Big Fool Zhang "...No, I really don't need it, I'm really not hot buddy, buddy, calm down, buddy!!! Grab the grass!!! Molested!! Help!!!"

Liu Pingan ripped off the outer pants for Zhang Dafool ​​and left a pair of long johns for Zhang Dafool.

Big fool Zhang "... buddy..."

Liu Pingan turned his head, "Still hot?"

Zhang Da fool was shocked "No no no"

Liu Pingan rushed forward and grabbed Zhang Dafool's long johns, and Zhang Dafool ​​asked for help from Zhang Yitian who was opposite him, "My buddy over there!!! You are a good person at first glance!! Come and help me!"

Zhang Yitian was helpful and helped Liu Pingan tear Zhang Dazi's long johns in half.

Zhang Dazi was shivering in the room wearing boxer pants, "Where is Brother Xu... Brother Xu... help me..."

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian looked back.

Big idiot Zhang "..."

While the three were fighting for underwear, the instructor carried Xu Jiangshan, who was steaming crabs, and thirteen live crabs into the room.

Then there is no more, but Liu Qing really likes to eat crabs and took them away.

Xu Jiangshan and a few others wrote the review, and he took a long time to write a word of the [-]-character review. Zhang Yitian saw it and cut it contemptuously. Xu Jiangshan, "How many words did you write?"

Zhang Yitian "single digit"

Xu Jiangshan "Cut"

Zhang Yitian: "Aren't you just a single digit?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Okay, you have these few words!"

Zhang Yitian "0"

Xu Jiangshan "...you are so fucking mentally retarded that I don't want to say a word"

Zhang Yitian: "Then Dahua is chatting with me, how many words do you have, Dahua?"

Liu Pingan confidently replied "two"

Xu Jiangshan: "Yo, what?"

Liu Pingan's "Review Letter"

Xu Jiangshan: "...that's two words?! You can count the number of words even if you write a title?! You both graduated from the same kindergarten?!"

Liu Pingan: "Oh, what's the rush, everyone is writing, there are so many people who eat crabs, we must not be the last ones"

As soon as the words were finished, the four people next to him left together. They had three pages of large notes and a [-]-word self-criticism in their hands.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Why do they write so fast?"

Liu Pingan "Because it's been a day, they can finish writing even if they are not disabled"

Zhang Yitian: "No. What do you mean we are disabled?"

Liu Pingan: "No, that's not what I mean, I mean that normal people have finished writing... no"

Zhang Yitian: "What the hell do you mean?!"

Xu Jiangshan "Stop talking, you two are sick, you are both mentally retarded and pretending to be healthy"

Zhang Yitian asked Liu Qing, "...Can the mentally retarded be exempted from writing a self-criticism?"

Liu Qing smiled and raised her head in the sunlight and said to him, "As long as you don't die, write it to me right away."

Zhang Yitian "..."