simba and sean

After Xu Jiangshan's chrysanthemum was seriously injured, his walking changed a little, and he didn't dare to eat too much. Xue Wei showed an expression that he wanted to die to make up for Xu Jiangshan every time he saw it, which made Xu Jiangshan have to show It looked like there was nothing serious, but fortunately, ointment was applied later to relieve it a lot.

After self-study on Monday night, after Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei went to the bottom of the dormitory, they suddenly received a greeting from Liu Pingan, a classmate on the third floor.

"You have a brain?! I'm already downstairs in the dormitory. Why can't I go upstairs?!"

Liu Pingan's place is a bit messy, it seems to be in the public washroom, "No!! Xiao Jiang!! You won't be in a hurry when you come up! Come on! You're close to the door, and the lady who sells roasted cold noodles in Ximen will order pepper noodles and soy sauce!"

Xu Jiangshan "...what are you going to do? I'm so hungry and want to roast two flowers?"

Liu Ping'an's messy voice was mixed with the sound of falling, "It's not roasting him! Grilling crabs!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...you don't know that today you have to check the bed? Grilled crabs? What if the director roasts Erhua? Do you want to die?"

Liu Pingan "..."

Immediately afterwards he heard Zhang Tiantian's voice shouting from the phone, "Huh?!! I don't know!!!"

Then there was another messy busy tone that lasted for a while. Liu Pingan said, "Come back, Xiao Jiang, no need! Come back and help!"

Xu Jiangshan walked into the dormitory building and began to climb the stairs, "Huh? Help? What are you doing? My butt is not feeling well today."

Liu Pingan "catch crabs!"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh?"

Liu Pingan: "Oh, I can't explain clearly, you can talk about it when you come back"

Xu Jiangshan "go"

Xu Jiangshan thought it should be Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian who ate seafood as monsters, but the seafood ran out. Unexpectedly, he just went up to the second floor and followed the crowd to the bathroom. He was stunned when he saw it.

There are more than 50 palm-sized river crabs crawling slowly in the two-meter-long washstand on both sides of the whole thing. No matter how you look at it, there are more than a dozen people in the washroom holding stainless steel basins to catch them. Anyway, they can’t catch them. The leaders are Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian.

Seeing Xu Jiangshan, Liu Pingan hurriedly greeted, "Xiao Jiang! Come quickly! Go back to the house and get a basin! Catch crabs!"

Xu Jiangshan "...what's going on?"

Liu Pingan: "I'm at the same table as Zhang Yi, remember that!"

Xu Jiangshan "Well, I remember"

Liu Pingan: "He said that the crab sauce in his hometown is very delicious! Just the day before yesterday when he came home, I told him to bring me some and he said yes! I came back yesterday and brought a bagful of things into my washbasin without telling me. I took the washbasin out to wash, opened the plastic bag, and a big crab came out of it, and the pliers caught me in a daze, and then... that's it.

Xu Jiangshan: "...I heard that right, you asked him to bring crab sauce, right?"

Liu Pingan: "He hasn't come yet, he had diarrhea and ran to the toilet all day and never had time to talk to me"

Xu Jiangshan: "... I don't want to pick crabs here. I'm too stupid. Am I the kind of person who thinks that crabs are expensive even if they don't like crabs?"

Five minutes later, Liu Pingan handed the stainless steel basin to Xu Jiangshan, "Xiao Jiang, can you use this? I feel a little ashamed."

Xu Jiangshan caught crabs one by one in the washbasin of more than ten inches, "Shame? Then you go back to get the washbasin, can you not lose face with such a small basin?"

Liu Pingan "..."

With this one yuan, the number of crabs in the general's sink was reduced by one pile per minute, and one pile was short by one minute. Seeing that they were about to be captured one by one by Xu Jiangshan, Zhang Yi, who had just recovered from his serious illness after diarrhea, walked in with a pale face.

Liu Pingan didn't want to complain when he saw it, so he could only ask him "how are you?"

Zhang Yi was also polite and said that he was about to burp, and Liu Pingan was even more difficult to say anything. Fortunately, Zhang Yi's self-consciousness was quite good, followed by "Sorry, we have crab sauce over there. I’m not willing to buy it after the price has risen. I saw that the crabs are big and cheap, so I bought more crabs. Do you have any objection?”

Liu Pingan: "...No..."

Zhang Yi: "Then what, do you still like my gift?"

Liu Pingan looked at Zhang Yi's expression that he could be cremated tomorrow and nodded "I like it"

Zhang Yi: "Men...you have a bed in your dormitory, can you let my cousin come and stay overnight?"

Liu Pingan: "Huh?"

After catching the crabs, Zhang Yi also achieved his goal. The next step is to go back to each house and find each mother. After discussion, everyone agreed to Zhang Yi's request, so everyone put on clean pajamas and prepared to welcome Zhang Yi. Yi's cousin, Zhang Yi said that his cousin's name is four characters, which is very foreign.

Just like that, Xu Jiangshan opened the door with a washbasin full of live crabs in his arms, and saw Zhang Dazi, who was holding a luggage roll at the door with a kind face, "..."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan: "It looks familiar"

Zhang Yitian "looks familiar"

Fool Zhang looked at Xu Jiangshan, "...I think you look familiar too"

There was a live crab in Xu Jiangshan's washbasin struggling to break free from the shackles of the washbasin, ran out of the washbasin perseveringly, then "slapped" and fell to the ground without moving.

Xu Jiangshan "..." is trying to die, isn't it? !

Big fool Zhang: "Ah~ Anyway, hello, I'm Zhang Yi's cousin, and my name is Big fool Zhang"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ah——Hello Zhang Da fool, my name is Xu Jiangshan"

Big Fool Zhang "...I think your business is more familiar"

Xu Jiangshan put down the washbasin and took out the yellow skirt in the closet and put it in front of him, "Does it look familiar?"

Big idiot Zhang "..."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Big idiot Zhang "..."

Xu Jiangshan "come first"

Big idiot Zhang turned and ran away, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Xu Jiangshan pulled him in and locked the door.

Big Fool Zhang covered his face as if he saw something dirty and screamed, "Ahhh!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...you lied to me too, how could you be more exaggerated than that day?"

Big Fool Zhang: "Then I'm at least a man!!! You even fake your gender!!! Let me out!!!"

Xu Jiangshan waved his hand, "Da Hua Er Hua suppress him!"

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian came down to subdue Zhang Dafool, "We were forced to do so that day. Besides, Hei Shu is really not your type. Hei Shu is a bit violent and a female man. You have a weak kidney...I can't stand it."

Big Fool Zhang: "That's better than you!!! Even if you take the place of someone else, it's disgusting to me!!! I feel nauseous when I see people with false eyelashes!!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...well, I admit that this is my fault, but I also use other people's money to eliminate disasters for others, you see... I invite you to eat crabs and let's write it off?"

Big Fool Zhang wanted to cry but looked at Xu Jiangshan's minions, so he mumbled "...OK"