simba and sean

Xue Wei drove out the car, Xu Jiangshan got into the car and said, "I'm ready~"

behind him

Zhang Yitian "I'm ready~"

Liu Pingan "I'm ready too~"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "You two go down"

The "both of you" refers to the person in the car who knows it.

Zhang Yitian tightened his seat belt, "No!!"

Liu Pingan grabbed the car door, "Take me, take me!! We have no class in the afternoon!!"

Xu Jiangshan "... the time is up"

Xue Wei "...gone"

Zhang Yitian clapped hands with Liu Pingan to celebrate.

Xu Jiangshan "It's okay to take you two, be careful! Don't mess it up!"

The two nodded obediently and thoughtfully.

Xu Jiangshan sighed, looked down at his poop-green military coat, and felt that it would be better to look at the scenery if he felt overwhelmed.

It's just that the car stopped after driving for a while.

In the milk tea shop, the monkey found a seat by the window. As soon as Xu Jiangshan entered the room, he started to wave, "Sister-in-law!! This! Boss! This!"

Xu Jiangshan thinks he is too stupid, but his body seems to be more stupid than him!For a while, I wished I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in and run over secretly.

Xue Wei pulled Xu Jiangshan to "go"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei's coercion made everyone dare not look at it any more, which made Xu Jiangshan heave a sigh of relief, and felt a lot more comfortable.

Xue Wei asked him to sit down and sat next to Xu Jiangshan himself.

The monkey was particularly immoral and prepared to cover his mouth for fun. Xue Wei bent the large stainless steel spoon that came with the milk tea cup and the monkey decided not to laugh in this life.

Xu Jiangshan, "Where are the clothes?"

Monkey took out a...gold waistcoat mermaid skirt from the backpack, it was tight without stretch and densely packed with sparkling sequins.

Xu Jiangshan: "...it's the first time I've seen such a dirty skirt in reality when I grow up"

Monkey: "Do you remember? Isn't that man a rich second generation? He also hates vulgarity. In the rich class, money is the most hated thing. They have already seen through that money is something outside the body and have risen to another realm."

Xu Jiangshan "...oh, then I may be another realm of poverty"

Monkey "... Anyway, you can say that. After all, are you open to money, well, let's continue, and..." He took out a wig from his bag, and took out a Barbie pink high-heeled shoe.

Xu Jiangshan waited for a while to see that the monkey didn't make any other movements, and was taken aback for a while, "No more? Where are the leggings?"

The monkey was taken aback, "Hit... leggings? What are those?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan "What are leggings?"

Zhang Yitian: "Cut, a bunch of scum, even leggings don't know"

Monkey "...you know?"

Zhang Yitian "I don't know"

Xu Jiangshan: "... Leggings are the boxer tops above the knees and below the skirt that women wear when they wear skirts to prevent them from getting naked!"

Monkey "...it sounds like your own can replace it...unless you wear briefs." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Xue Wei thoughtfully.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "he wears four corners"

Xu Jiangshan turned around.

Xue Wei "Is there any color requirement for leggings?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "I think the shopping malls are all black."

Xue Wei: "SpongeBob SquarePants can't do it?"

Xu Jiangshan "... how do you know?"

Xue Wei, "You change your pants every two days. You have two pants in total. There is a [-]% chance that both are SpongeBob SquarePants."

Xu Jiangshan "...don't say any more!!" Boss, you have become a pervert who calculates the pattern of other people's underwear! !

The monkey was amazed, "Boss, do you know what color my trousers are?"

Xue Wei "don't know"

Monkey "...well, it seems that he only likes sister-in-law's pants"

Xu Jiangshan "Can we talk about something else? How can I wear leggings without you?"

Monkey "...you have long johns"

Xu Jiangshan "...autumn...a miniskirt over long johns?!!"

Xue Wei nodded, "That's fine." He didn't want anyone to see Xu Jiangshan's legs or even a hair!

Xu Jiangshan "...I don't think you really want me to go"

Xue Wei: "Yes. Yes"

Monkey "Sister-in-law—"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh, it's okay, I'll go, I'll go"

Monkey "In fact, long johns and short skirts have an incomprehensible fashion sense"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh, yes, isn't it the aesthetics of mental illness? I understand that the uglier you are, the more you can achieve your goal. Don't say anything, let's go, I can't wait to go crazy, no, I can't wait to distribute it charmed"

Monkey: "Okay, table 13 of the period coffee at No. 2 Commercial Street, sister-in-law, you can change it first. If it succeeds this time, I will kowtow to you."

Xu Jiangshan paid homage to his hand, "Come on, just give me the money, I can change it myself, you guys go to the car and wait for me, remember to settle the bill"

monkey "okay"

Xu Jiangshan went into the bathroom and found a problem. The zipper of the gold skirt was at the back and it was relatively high!

Xu Jiangshan stretched out his hand enough, but found that he couldn't reach it, so he changed his hand to reach it from the bottom, but it still couldn't reach it! !After a while, Xu Jiangshan was so tired that his brow was sweating and he was in a bad mood.

There were footsteps outside the door, Xu Jiangshan "..." This is a bathroom... I have to change it for a while, will it delay others going to the bathroom... So embarrassing...

"that……"

Before he could finish speaking, there was a knock on the door.

Xue Wei "open the door"

Xu Jiangshan "...oh"

The door opened, Xu Jiangshan moved behind, let Xue Wei come in completely, and closed the door.

Xue Wei embraced Xu Jiangshan, touched the sweat in his hand, looked at the zipper that hadn't moved a bit, sighed helplessly, and then slowly pulled the zipper up.

In the voice of the zipper, Xu Jiangshan asked in shame, "Why did you come in?"

Xue Wei "I'm afraid you will be flushed away by the toilet water"

Xu Jiangshan "...you are in a bad mood"

Xue Wei "No, take off your pants"

Xu Jiangshan took off his pants mechanically, "You must be thinking, you are so rich and you don't need anything from me, why should I work so hard for 1000 yuan?"

Xue Wei took the trousers "...no"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh? There must be!"

Xue Wei wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, "I had a dream before adolescence"

Xu Jiangshan "...Adolescence? Junior high school?"

Xue Wei "No, I'm late, in high school, when we first met"

Xu Jiangshan: "What dream? Could it be...a spring dream?!"

Xue Wei "The book says it's a normal physiological reaction, but normally it should be a... woman"

Xu Jiangshan put on a wig, "Don't you?"

Xue Wei "No, I dreamed of you"

Xu Jiangshan held on to the wig, "...you have treated me so early... I thought you hated me...so..."

"..."

"Uh... is there a woman's body under my face?"

Xue Wei: "No! It's you. I'll raise you to... um... and put you in a cage like a bird and then... um"

Xu Jiangshan shook his hands, "What do you want to do!" My boyfriend's previous ejaculation object was himself, but he was not happy at all!Because I was actually given that kind of novelty play! !

Xue Wei "Don't be afraid, I won't do that, because I didn't see you smile in the whole dream"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei, "I've known since then that raising you has to be freeing"

Xu Jiangshan: "You think you are herding sheep?! Okay, okay! Let's go out! It's so hot!"

Xue Wei "Yeah"

After Xu Jiangshan came out covering his face, he saw himself in the mirror much cooler.

The greasy rhubarb skirt, the pair of pink frosted high heels, and the extremely loose long johns perfectly concealed Xu Jiangshan's face that can still be seen and his fresh and refined temperament.Now he feels like a mental hospital who likes to throw his bra on a tree and then go get it by himself, repeating back and forth exactly the same temperament as a female psychopath.

Xue Wei looked at it for a while, "...wow..."

Xu Jiangshan "...what's wrong"

Xue Wei "It's disgusting, let's go, I'm not worried at all, unless the other party is blind"

Xu Jiangshan "...I'm not happy at all, you know Simba!"

The little brother from the milk tea shop came in to go to the toilet, and when he came in, he saw Xu Jiangshan clutching his crotch in fright, and he came in, and he didn't come in, and he was shivering in winter, "Uh~~~"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Look at what! If you want to pee, hurry up!"

Only then did the little brother realize that this person was Xu Jiangshan, and he took another high look at Xu Jiangshan for a while.

"..."