simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan covered his mouth in Kuai's eyes after everyone wanted to kill him.

"Boss"

Xue Wei "what's the matter?" It turned out to be a monkey.

"Are you free? Can my sister-in-law help me?"

Xue Wei "no time"

Monkey "Boss!!! Don't hang up!! Sister-in-law!! Sister-in-law!! 1000 yuan!! Sister-in-law!! One thousand!!"

Xu Jiangshanyin vaguely heard grabbing the phone, "Hello? Monkey? What are you talking about, 1000 yuan?"

Monkey: "Sister-in-law! The world is in a hurry! Heishu's mother arranged a blind date for her! It's in S City! That...can you..."

Xu Jiangshan guessed, "Go on a blind date for Heishu? Are you sure you're looking for the right person? You don't even know the gender?! I'm dead!"

Monkey "Sister-in-law!!! Sister-in-law!! Don't hang up!! I promise! Last time!! I have all the clothes here! I also have the wig from last time! Sister-in-law! Dad!! Dad!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...one thousand and five"

Monkey "...one thousand and two"

Xu Jiangshan "One thousand and six!!"

Monkey "One Thousand Thirteen!!"

Xu Jiangshan "One thousand and eight!!"

Monkey "One thousand and five!!"

Xu Jiangshan "deal!"

Monkey "...sister-in-law, the price is in place, you must settle it for me, your goal is not to be beautiful and elegant, what you want to do is to disgust that man, and make that man feel so nauseated that he vomits bile when he thinks of the name Heishu! You Are you confident?!"

Xu Jiangshan "...it doesn't sound like that at all"

monkey"……"

Xu Jiangshan "After all, my appearance is here"

Monkey: "Forget it. You can play it on the spot, just for one purpose, to disgust him! I will send you information on Xindong, and see you at the milk tea shop at the school gate tomorrow at noon!"

Xu Jiangshan "go"

Monkey "Bye bye sister-in-law!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...you keep your voice down, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, obviously I was your father just now"

Monkey "... sister-in-law, you are getting more and more naughty"

Xu Jiangshan "hangs up"

Xue Wei took the phone, "Agreed?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Of course, it's not a big deal to give [-] yuan."

Xue Wei "... how to solve it?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Everyone stared at Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xu Jiangshan "...are you curious?"

Everyone "Mmmmmmm!"

Xu Jiangshan "I won't say it!!!"

Liu Pingan: "...Xiao Jiang, do you like socks? The ones that haven't been washed for a month and still have a hole in them?"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't like it"

Liu Pingan "That's fine, I guarantee it will appear next to your pillow tonight to accompany you to sleep"

Xu Jiangshan "...be careful I'll make you a bloody disaster with a crow's mouth"

Liu Pingan grasped his chopsticks tightly, "A behavior like yours is no different from a spoiler than a bloody disaster!"

Zhang Yitian "Hmm!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...it was Heishu's mother who arranged a blind date for her, and let me mess things up after it's over"

Zhang Yitian: "How did you get involved?!"

Liu Pingan: "To throw dung?!"

Xu Jiangshan wished he could put the bowl on Liu Ping'an's head, "Are you disgusting?! When you are eating, what are you talking about?"

Liu Pingan "I didn't say shit"

Xu Jiangshan: "You said it!! You said shit means shit!! It's not papa!"

Liu Pingan quibbles, "Papa is not the same as shit!! Bah! Shit is different from shit!!!"

Before Xu Jiangshan asked what was different, Xue Wei picked up the tissue next to him and covered Xu Jiangshan's delicate mouth, for fear that he would spit out some excrement and make other tables spit.

Liu Pingan: "... I'm digressing, Xiao Jiang, how are you going to help the monkey?"

Xu Jiangshan struggled to release Xue Wei's hand, "What else can I do? Isn't it just to go for Heishu? Can I go dressed like a big man? The monkey said, if you want to disgust that blind date, you will make him disgusted." Thinking of the name Hei Shu makes you spit out bile, which one of you is so powerful, think of a way.”

Liu Pingan: "It's simple, you just go straight to take off your pants, and make sure that man doubts his life"

Xu Jiangshan "...ha, I take off my pants in the winter? He didn't suspect that my chicken would freeze out first in life"

Zhang Yitian rubbed his chin, "It depends on the person's preference. What if he likes you better if you take off your pants?"

Xu Jiangshan "Hey——"

Zhang Yitian: "Didn't the monkey say what the man hates and what he likes?"

Xu Jiangshan: "He said to send me information, I'll see if it has been sent"

Xu Jiangshan looked down at his phone, and there was a message from a monkey. He opened it and read it, "He is a handsome man, about 1.8 meters tall. He likes clean and elegant things and hates vulgar and disgusting things. His age is unknown and his weight is unknown. ...It's gone...I'll reply to Monkey later, you guys."

Sean: What did you ask?Who doesn't love elegance?Who likes Mai Tai?None of your few words are useful, do you know?

Monkey: Sister-in-law, at least we know that he is a handsome rich second generation, we can start from this alone!

Xu Jiangshan "...the monkey came up with a way..."

Liu Pingan "What?"

Xu Jiangshan "He asked me to dress according to his description"

Zhang Yitian: "What kind of description?"

Xu Jiangshan "...showing his shoulders, twisting his hips and elbows, and wearing a glass ball"

Liu Pingan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

In the dormitory, Xu Jiangshan lay on the bed and thought about it. Although this matter is very difficult, is he the kind of person who gives up halfway?

He imagined a picture of him showing his shoulders, twisting his hips and elbows, and wearing a glass ball, and then called the monkey, "Hello? I'm quitting, you can find someone else."

Monkey "Hey?!! Sister-in-law!! Sister-in-law!! It's already afternoon! How can I find other people?! Sister-in-law!! Can you help me! Heishu still wants to go by herself! I can let her Go?! I have to stop!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...you let me show my shoulders in winter, do you think I'm not afraid of frostbite?"

Monkey "Oops, they meet in that fancy coffee shop and they can freeze you? And you can wear a military coat outside"

Xu Jiangshan "...can't even let go of the down jacket?"

Monkey "Have you ever seen a person with bad taste wearing a Prince brand down jacket? You believe me, with your beauty, there is nothing to suppress except a military coat"

Xu Jiangshan: "If you say that...then I've decided to wear this military coat, that's all, you can prepare it yourself tomorrow. I've got everything ready for me, and it's up to you if you don't have it all ready."

Monkey: "Okay, thank you sister-in-law!"

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Jiangshan gave full play to his professionalism. He first ate two pots of leeks, then ate two boxes of leeks, and ate two halves of raw garlic. Human beings are kept at a respectful distance.

Liu Ping'an was five meters away from Xu Jiangshan, "I'm so young right now, just seeing the expression on your face when you kiss the big guy"

Zhang Yitian lay on the bed, "I also want to—"

Xu Jiangshan "...I want to see it too..."

Just doing what he said, Xu Jiangshan walked through the stairs and ran to the door of Xue Wei's bedroom at five o'clock and knocked on the door. After knocking for a long time, the door opened. It was Xue Wei in pajama pants.

Without further ado, Xu Jiangshan was just a tongue kiss.

Xue Wei's expression was surprised at first, then strange, and finally his brows twitched a few times, but he still didn't push Xu Jiangshan away.

Xu Jiangshan couldn't bear to let go of Xue Wei, "...don't like it? I didn't mean it~ I don't know that I ate so much leeks and garlic, so I'm sorry."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan was stunned, and Xue Wei pointed to a bunch of keys coincidentally on the coffee table in the living room.

Xu Jiangshan "..." That key is the key to his house that Xue Wei said earlier.

Xue Wei "I'll take care of you when I get home"

Xu Jiangshan "...No, I just ate a few more mouthfuls without paying attention and then happened to want to kiss you"

Xue Wei "five o'clock, want to kiss me"

Xu Jiangshan "...it's all random...you can't rely on me"

Xue Wei nodded, "Let's talk about it on Saturday, come in with me to sleep first."