simba and sean

After the orange incident last time, Zheng Qiqi avoided them like snakes and scorpions.

When he returned to school, Xu Jiangshan's hair had reached his ears, and his forehead was covered by a thin wool roll.

People say that when one's heart changes, one's appearance will also change. Xu Jiangshan confirmed this sentence. Xue Wei discovered this problem not long after returning to school.

Xue Wei came to look for Xu Jiangshan after class. Xu Jiangshan hadn't finished class yet. One of the teachers who taught Chinese medicine had a teacher of Chinese medicine health preservation. Everyone called him brother-in-law, but he didn't know where he got his nickname. It sounded like his relatives. , anyway, he is nice and kind.

My brother-in-law is tall and thin and puts two health balls in his left hand to prevent cerebral blood acid and Alzheimer's disease. Since the first class of this year, he has said that there are no papers for the final exam. This class tells everyone one word "enlightenment" !"

That's right, sitting in front of the podium in class and reciting scriptures like a Buddha descended from a book, walking like a toy car with no energy, slow, not only walking, but also doing everything slowly, really responding to the sentence Lying on the wounded flesh hurts the gods, only slowness can keep in good health.

Xue Wei felt that Xu Jiangshan might have gone to the cafeteria with him in the last class in the morning when the cafeteria was closed.

But once the time stops, he will be more real when he looks at Xu Jiangshan.

For example, he didn't notice until today that Xu Jiangshan liked long hair and didn't want to cut it since he recovered his memory. His slightly curly, shallow dark brown hair covered Xu Jiangshan's ear tips, and Xu Jiangshan's outline became much clearer. , the chin seems to be...a bit sharper, and even the whole temperament has changed a lot, a bit...a taste of a literary youth.

As he was watching carefully, Xu Jiangshan's green onion-like fingers penetrated into the slightly curly hair, and then scratched it a few times frequently. After scratching, he looked at it and flicked it to Song Yan at the same table.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan may have realized that he was being watched, so he turned around and saw Xue Wei. He was not embarrassed at all, and even flicked Xue Wei a few times.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan's hair was shiny before, Xue Wei thought it was from his recent feeding.

Now it seems that Xu Jiangshan is too lazy to wash.The reason why the length reaches the tip of the ear is not because he wants to be a literary youth, but because he is too lazy to cut it.

Xue Wei remembered that when Xu Jiangshan didn't lose his memory before, he liked to urge himself to wash his hair and then put oil on his head.

He hated it.

Xu Jiangshan was still thinking about Xue Wei taking advantage of his amnesia to pretend to be the boss' revenge. Although the hatred was quite big, he just flicked his nails with nothing on them. His hair is not easy to oil in winter, so he neglected to wash it. Head this thing.

Finally, after waiting for nearly 10 minutes, my brother-in-law finally closed the book.

Xue Wei grabbed Xu Jiangshan amidst the crowd.

Xu Jiangshan, who entered the cafeteria, had already put down all the old and new grudges, "Hurry up, Xue Wei! I want to eat that pot of meat!!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

"The ribs!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

"That pickled fish!!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

"I think the sun is beautiful! Try to see if you can take it off!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

People say that dying is because life is too comfortable, and if life is always maintained on a level, it is inevitable that some people will be restless, such as Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan tried his best to test Xue Wei's bottom line for his connivance, and also racked his brains to act as a demon.

"Xue Wei, I accidentally deleted your drawing software while watching cartoons yesterday"

Xue Wei "It's okay"

"Xue Wei, I accidentally broke your painting"

Xue Wei "It's okay"

"...Xue Wei, I accidentally cut your palette in half"

Xue Wei "It's okay"

Xu Jiangshan went through countless methods to make Xue Wei realize how annoying he was. After that, Xue Wei was like an old tree, not moving.

Finally Xu Jiangshan made a big move.

"Xue Wei, I have a girlfriend"

Xue Wei: "...Girlfriend?"

Zhang Yitian received a question from Xue Wei, "Girlfriend of the school belle, the pancake Xi Shi who sells pancakes at the door"

Xue Wei "... Pancake Xishi?"

There are all kinds of snacks at the gate of S Daximen, shabu-shabu, grilled cold noodles, finger cakes, fried rice and so on.

There is a pancake shih tzu in it, as everyone calls it.

Everyone thought she was a sickly and thin beauty. The moment Xue Wei saw her, he immediately understood that Xu Jiangshan must be testing him.

The pancake Xishi, whose head is just right on the car shed when making pancakes, has a height of about 1.7 meters [-], and her arms are thicker than Xu Jiangshan's calves.

"Brother! Come on! Buy some pancakes! Sister, I'm so lonely!"

No matter how you hear it, it is a Sichuan girl who came all the way, with a pungent breath.

Xu Jiangshan did reach an agreement with this Xi Shi. He bought ten pancakes and the girl claimed to be her boyfriend.

Xue Wei came back with twenty pancakes, walked to Xu Jiangshan's desk where he was doing his homework, and put the pancakes on the table with a cold face.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the situation for a while.Xue Wei's expression told him that although he didn't know the reason, he saw the answer.

Xue Wei is giving up?That's right, who would always tolerate another person's unreasonable troubles.

Xu Jiangshan "...what's wrong?"

Xue Wei "I bought a double copy, now she is my girlfriend"

Xu Jiangshan was shocked "...you"

Xue Wei "what's wrong"

Xu Jiangshan "Do you think you can steal my girlfriend if you have money!"

Xue Wei raised his eyebrows, treating money like dung?

Xu Jiangshan: "If you just give me the money, it's over?! Twenty pancakes cost 100 yuan! Are you a prodigal?!"

Xue Wei "...I am willing"

Xu Jiangshan "...have trouble with me?"

Xue Wei: "Who is having trouble with whom? Who has been testing me and instigating me? Forget about this, and use your girlfriend to hurt me. How old are you?"

Xu Jiangshan "...I searched the whole school and found no one who could agree, so I had to find Xi Shi."

Xue Wei, "Who do you want to find for 50 yuan?"

Xu Jiangshan became angry with embarrassment, "What's the matter?! Haven't you seen a slum boy?! I'm like this, if you don't like it, stop it early! Your sunny boy's legs are already broken, and I don't want to continue to do evil."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan sat down and continued to do his homework, "It's inevitable that I will lose control of my emotions, such as arguing with you, the kind that is particularly noisy, and I can't act like a baby, boy, do you understand? Just imagine, your favorite Can it be clean?"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan said that when he felt that he was useless, he heard Xue Wei say "it doesn't matter"

Xu Jiangshan thought he was deaf, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Xue Wei sighed, "You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't leave me, as long as you don't like others, I won't leave you"

Xu Jiangshan raised his head and looked at Xue Wei like a fool, "...No, why do you like me? Can't I change it?"

Unexpectedly, Xue Wei's expression changed suddenly, and he became anxious, "You hate me so I can't change it!! You clearly accepted me before! Why did you suddenly do this again?! What do you think of me?!"

Xu Jiangshan opened his mouth "..."