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The October [-] holiday is over. Before returning to school, Xu Jiangshan bought some prescriptions for Grandpa Xu to balance the yin and yang. Compared with the lumbar support surgery that makes the old man suffer and the result is not very good after the operation, it is better to make the old man full of energy and good health The situation won't get worse with a lumbar support.

Xu Jiangshan took his sons, bah, and his friends to school.

Liu Pingan "Xiaojiang, give me a ham sausage"

Xu Jiangshan "...to"

Zhang Yitian "School beauty give me popcorn"

Xu Jiangshan "...oh"

Liu Pingan "Xiaojiang, pass me some water"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh"

Zhang Yitian "School belle give me an apple"

Xu Jiangshan picked up the apple and smashed it on Zhang Yitian's head with a "bang" sound, "Give"

Zhang Yitian "Aww!!"

Liu Pingan picked up the apple and gnawed it.

Zhang Yitian "Aww!!!"

After several incidents like this, everyone gradually got used to the fact that this violent, self-willed and hard-to-talk person is Xu Jiangshan himself.

On the way back, I met Zheng Qiqi, the president of the student union.

The ticket inspector glanced at the ticket, then at Zheng Qiqi's ID card, and finally at Zheng Qiqi herself. After finally confirming that Zheng Qiqi was a burly man from the Northeast, he let Zheng Qiqi in.

The seats that Xu Jiangshan and the four of them bought together happened to be next to each other. Zheng Qiqi searched for a while and saw that her seat number turned out to be the one next to the toilet.

Zheng Qiqi is the president of the student council. Will the student council president be stuck in a car seat? !

The manager of the carriage passed by, "Everyone, remember to put an end to buying fake tickets! Remember the characteristics of fake tickets! First, there is no code on it!"

Zheng Qiqi casually looked down at the ticket in her hand, and suddenly found that there was no code on the ticket at all!What's even more frightening is that he never knew that there would be a code on it!Because his mother told him since he was a child that such tickets are real tickets! !

"Second! Fake notes fade!"

Zheng Qiqi stretched out her hand and wiped the pink color on her hand.

"..." He firmly believed that it was impossible for his mother to buy fake tickets for him since he was a child!

"Third!! Fake tickets are cheap!!"

Zheng Qiqi "..."

In the end, the president of the student union resigned to his fate and secretly sat in the seat next to the toilet.

Xu Jiangshan and the others are right in front of Zheng Qiqi's seat.

Because most of the students in their school are local or inter-provincial, there are relatively few distances like theirs. In addition, there are no universities, primary and secondary schools in this place, and they are all close to home. They take the subway to the train, and it’s just sporadic. Several people.

Xu Jiangshan looked at Zheng Qiqi feeling pitiful, then looked across at Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian, two skinny people, and said enthusiastically, "President! Come and sit together."

Zheng Qiqi waved her hand shyly to indicate that he likes this tasteful seat. Unexpectedly, at this time, a middle-aged woman with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right got on the bus, looked around and stopped with a ticket. In front of Zheng Qiqi.

Zheng Qiqi "..."

Wouldn't it be so coincidental?

After the woman confirmed that this seat was hers, she looked at Zheng Qiqi like ice balls outside.

Zheng Qiqi: "Hahaha, how nice it is for everyone to sit together!"

So the five of them sat together.

The location is like this, Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei are sitting in the same seat, and across the shrinking table are Liu Pingan and Zheng Qiqi.

Zheng Qiqi, Liu Ping'an, is there someone missing?

Liu Ping'an moved his butt to reveal a face full of resentment.

Xu Jiangshan: "Hey, the president will take care of us more in the future, why are you two wronged, think about it for the future"

Liu Pingan laughed while eating, "No wronged, no wronged"

Zhang Yitian "...I want to eat bread"

Liu Pingan picked up a piece casually and almost stuffed it into Zhang Yitian's nostril without even looking at it. Zhang Yitian only ate it by raising his face.

Xu Jiangshan "How wonderful, you are like a family of three"

Liu Pingan: "Huh? I'm Dad!"

The president preemptively said "I am a mother!"

Zhang Yitian: "Why does the son hug his father?"

Finally, Liu Pingan was very happy to see Zhang Yitian being bullied for being lazy, "Because your mother is too fat, and you have a son, your dick is mine."

Zhang Yitian became so angry that he took something and slapped Liu Pingan on the face, "You didn't scratch it!! I want to be a father!!!"

Liu Pingan "Don't even think about it!!"

Zheng Qiqi, who is sitting firmly like a mountain, "..." must not let them know that I bought fake tickets!

Xu Jiangshan: "Why did that woman sit in your seat just now? Could it be that her ticket is fake?"

Zheng Qiqi "Maybe, who knows"

Xu Jiangshan was puzzled, "Could it be that the one who bought the fake ticket—" Zheng Qiqi picked up the ticket in her hand and ate it before he finished speaking, "Ah? What did you say?"

Xu Jiangshan "...it's all right"

Zhang Yitian saw something, "Yo—so that's how it is~ President~ If the ticket in your mouth is real, why would you eat it?"

Zheng Qiqi "...I'm hungry"

Zhang Yitian: "Hey, Qiqi, look, do you have to take care of us for the morning self-study~"

Zheng Qiqi: "No! You won't cheat for personal gain even if you die!!"

Xu Jiangshan walked towards the elder sister, "Elder sister, show me your ticket——"

Zheng Qiqi: "Look, why are you so unfamiliar? Come, come, I will cover all the morning self-study in the future! As long as I am the president of the student union, your morning self-study will always be full of attendance!!"

Everyone nodded in satisfaction, and they were not guilty at all of dragging the student council president who was born red and Zhengmiao into the cesspit.

Xue Wei quietly picked up a bunch of oranges, and when Xu Jiangshan came back, he saw that he reached out and took one to eat. Unexpectedly, Xue Wei continued to pick up like a stimulant. In the blink of an eye, he picked up two catties and spread them a table.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei wiped his hands and sat there quietly, becoming a fierce and handsome man.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the oranges on the table and didn't know what to say, so he said for a long time, "You feed me like a pig while I am losing my memory! I took a shower last night and found that I had a whole catty of fat on my stomach! You This is if I like it, I will feed it to death until I don't want to eat it?!"

Xue Wei: "...is there any?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded "yes"

Xue Wei "... Got it"

Xu Jiangshan looked at a table of oranges, "Come here! Everyone eat oranges! Eat oranges!"

Xu Jiangshan picked up one and ate a piece, his heart was turbulent but his complexion remained unchanged, and he handed it to Xue Wei.

Xue Wei broke off a piece and ate it "..." He quietly handed the orange to Zhang Yitian.

Zhang Yitian took it, broke off two pieces and threw them in his mouth. After chewing twice, his eyebrows jumped a few times, but he still passed the rest to Liu Pingan with a blank expression.

When Liu Ping took the orange, he found that other people were staring at him, as if they were expecting something. Liu Ping's keen intuition told him that the orange was abnormal!

He looked at Zheng Qiqi who was the only one who didn't eat oranges.

Is he the kind of person who admits that he is uncomfortable just to see others suffer? !

Liu Pingan ate a piece in his mouth without hesitation, and after feeling the pain he felt personally, he calmly handed it to Zheng Qiqi.

Zheng Qi, who was inexperienced in the world, took it and ate the remaining two petals.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when he rolled his eyes back with a ferocious face.

Children who don't know the world, feel the power of the off-season sour orange, let it save your lost vigilance.