After I left Jianghu, I was forced to become popular [Wearing Books]
Chapter 59 Forced to Become Popular Day 59
While the director was still looking at Shi Jian with admiring eyes, and was thinking about how to hug Shi Jian's thigh in his mind, more young disciples surrounded him.
After hearing this, the young disciples who had finished carrying their luggage ran to Shi Jian's side and stared fiercely at Chu Xingchen together.
Chu Xingchen, who was stared at by countless fierce eyes in an instant, felt a little headache.
He glanced at Shi Jian helplessly.
It was the first time Shi Jian saw Chu Xingchen's indescribable expression.
Something novel.
Seeing Chu Xingchen's complicated face, Shi Jian couldn't hold back, and smiled embarrassedly.
"He's not a bad guy."
Shi Jian's eyes were bent, and with a smile that didn't fade away, he bent slightly, not even knowing why he had to explain to little luotou.
Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian who bent down to explain to Little Luobotou, and his expression softened accordingly.
"he is……"
Chu Xingchen stood aside, listening to Shi Jian's words, his heart suddenly tightened.
He took a deep breath, wondering how Shi Jian would introduce himself.
While Shi Jian was talking, he suddenly stopped.
Shi Jian was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to introduce Chu Xingchen.
Shi Jian originally wanted to introduce his relationship with Chu Xingchen, so that the younger disciples would dispel their hostility towards Chu Xingchen.
But when the words came to his lips, Shi Jian suddenly realized that he seemed to have nothing to do with Chu Xingchen now?
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, and then at the little disciples who were eagerly looking at him, and took a deep breath.
He smiled at Chu Xingchen, and quickly whispered something in the ears of his younger brothers.
Looking at Shi Jian just like this, Chu Xingchen blushed, and smiled at him that he didn't quite understand, and then whispered a few words in the ears of the little disciples.
Chu Xingchen also saw that when Shi Jian finished speaking, the younger disciples whispered each other's ears, and then the eyes that looked at him fiercely changed instantly, with a little shock and envy that couldn't be concealed.
Chu Xingchen who didn't hear anything:? ? ?
Chu Xingchen scratched his heart and lungs when he saw the eyes of the young disciples change instantly.
——What exactly did Shi Jian say?
Why is Shi Jian's face so red?
Is it...?
Chu Xingchen took a deep breath, pursed his lips, and forced himself not to think too much.
But Shi Jian's actions made him have to think more.
After watching Shi Jian finished speaking, Chu Xingchen continued to stand up and smiled at the younger disciples: "Okay, this is a martial arts secret."
The little disciples nodded and went up the mountain with a huff.
While going up the mountain, they were discussing in whispers.
"I thought he was a bad guy at first, but I didn't expect..."
"That's right, how can an expert not notice that the eyes of others are not good-hearted!"
"He is so lucky to be favored by an expert..."
Chu Xingchen's heart beat a little faster when he vaguely heard the words "lucky", "favored", and "secret".
He lowered his eyes, trying to maintain a calm surface.
On the other hand, the director stared dumbfounded at Shi Jian, who instantly turned the little disciples into cute little radish heads again with just a few words.
The director's belief in "Shi Jian can't be messed with" has been strengthened in his heart.
A group of people finally went up the mountain vigorously. The two of them shared a room. The regular guests who came to record the program happened to be two women and four men. The two girls were automatically divided into a group, and the remaining four were freely matched in pairs.
The director who wanted to hug Shi Jian's thigh didn't even think about it, he looked at Shi Jian directly, and smiled politely: "Xiao Xiao, who do you want to sleep with?"
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
Yang Haonan's eyes widened in disbelief.
He turned his head and looked at Chu Xingchen, who was the film king at a young age, and at Xu Hongchang, who was a well-known music producer at a young age, and at himself, who was young and promising, who had long been the emperor, with a full face question mark.
——What about the director?
Hasn't the entertainment industry always favored the high and trampled the low?
Aren't they all better than Shi Jian, who has become popular again thanks to drafts and hype?
When asked, Shi Jian was also a little surprised——
Wang Liming said before that there are many celebrities on this show, and he probably has no status in this show, let alone the right to speak, as long as he does more and talks less.
Shi Jian nodded, and said in a flat tone, "I can do it, let's choose first."
"I have a suggestion." Yang Haonan acted first, "Brother Xu and I have worked together before, and Shi Jian, you and Chu Xingchen have also worked together before. Maybe it would be better to live with people we know well?"
"is this okay?"
Yang Haonan's grouping has been carefully considered.
Yang Haonan felt that he couldn't get used to Shi Jian, but he was also a little afraid of Shi Jian. He felt that he was in the same space as Shi Jian, and he would definitely not be able to control himself to hate Shi Jian.
But Shi Jian's strength...Yang Haonan shuddered silently.
He didn't dare to sleep in the same room with Shi Jian, he was afraid that if he couldn't help but hate Shi Jian, he would beat himself up at night while he wasn't paying attention.
He also didn't dare to sleep in the same room with Chu Xingchen. For some reason, although Chu Xingchen was handsome, he always reminded him of the head teacher who made him afraid.
Moreover, when he was at the foot of the mountain before, Chu Xingchen was carried by Shi Jian, and he didn't seem angry...
Yang Haonan's little abacus beeped.
After Yang Haonan finished speaking, he looked at Chu Xingchen nervously, not daring to make a sound, for fear that Chu Xingchen would disagree.
Chu Xingchen didn't speak, but just looked at Shi Jian.
"I'm fine," Shi Jian nodded, looking at the others, "What about you?"
"I can." Xu Hongchang nodded.
"I can do it too." Chu Xingchen smiled.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, and smiled happily at Yang Haonan: "Thank you."
After all, he specifically asked Zhu Chenyi about the reason why Pei Heze fell in love with martial arts, but the other party blushed and said, "Zhu Chenyi likes it. He gets along day and night, and he also likes it."
Shi Jian was worried that he would not have the chance to get along with Chu Xingchen day and night, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come in a blink of an eye.
Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan gratefully.
If it weren't for Yang Haonan, Shi Jian felt that he might not have offered to live with Brother Chu.
He's not the kind of person who does it for his own sake.
And Chu Xingchen also nodded to Yang Haonan, and praised: "You did a good job."
"Thanks."
Chu Xingchen looked at the indifferent Shi Jian, and looked at Yang Haonan with a trace of gratitude.
——If Yang Haonan didn't take the initiative, the director team might have arranged a lottery.
Yang Haonan, who was thanked by two people one after another, was at a loss:? ? ?
What kind of good man and good deed is he doing?
He doesn't seem to do anything?Thank you for what? ?
Yang Haonan looked suspiciously at the backs of Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian as they walked away——
These two... just want to live together?
No, before I took the college entrance examination, I heard people in the circle say that the relationship between the two of them is not good, and that being in the same frame is just a matter of face?
——What's the situation now?
*******
"Okay," after everyone packed their luggage, the director called everyone together, "Welcome everyone to Huasang Mountain. In the next half month, everyone has to support themselves, have enough food and clothing, not only to carry water and drink on the mountain , but also to make a fire on the mountain, chop firewood, cook and eat..."
All the stars:! ! !
"Huasang Mountain is the birthplace of martial arts. Even in modern times, many martial arts experts still settle here, and the martial arts association is also located here," the director team introduced with some pride, "The director team will release tasks from time to time. While experiencing the life of Huasang Mountain, we will promote martial arts culture with the disciples of Huasang Mountain..."
"Now it's cooking time. Everyone can freely assign tasks and complete the first meal in Huasang Mountain."
The director team withdrew after releasing the task, leaving everyone looking at each other in blank dismay.
"That's the end? Nothing?"
"That's right, there's nothing here. What do we eat? Do we drink northwest wind?"
"That's right, I just took a look. There's not even a stove in the kitchen. We don't want to build it ourselves, do we?"
"Then how can it be used? The mobile phone has also been confiscated, and I can't even check the tutorial..."
well.
The director looked at the scene in the camera and was very satisfied.
This is what he wanted.
Today's plot line has been settled early, that is, everyone is making their first meal with difficulty in Huasang Mountain.
The program team doesn't provide anything, it's completely on its own.
The effect that the director wants to produce is that everyone finds that they can't do anything, and now the effect of the program has come out.
The director nodded, appreciating the script he arranged with satisfaction.
Because everyone knows nothing, the program can further arouse the attention and discussion of modern people's over-reliance on machines and modern mobile phones and other tools, and the depth of the first episode of the program will also be there.
The flying guest invited by the director today happens to be a star who has more than ten years of experience in the wild. When the time comes, I will teach these stars how to survive in the wild, appear like a savior, and teach some tips. Investors The task of holding people given is completed.
Simply perfect.
The director looked at the crowd in a hurry and nodded in satisfaction.
"Then let's start cooking?" At some point, everyone stopped complaining, and Shi Jian looked at the people who were looking at each other, "Why don't you move?"
"I can cook a little bit," a star sighed with some melancholy, "but there's nothing, and I can't do it."
"The director team did it on purpose." Yang Haonan was the youngest and dared to say anything, "There is nothing here, where did the food come from?"
"Is this something that humans can do?" Yang Haonan curled his lips, "Why don't you drink the northwest wind together, the air here is still fresh and there is no environmental pollution."
Chu Xingchen didn't speak, just looked around, and pushed his glasses unhurriedly: "Let's divide into groups first."
"There are vegetables in the yard at the back. You go pick and order some vegetables. Remember to say hello to the young disciples there and ask if you can pick them. If not, we will go to the mountain to see if there are any wild vegetables later." Chu Xingchen rolled up his sleeves, Looking at Shi Jian and Yang Haonan in front of him, "The three of us set up the stove first."
As soon as Chu Xingchen finished speaking, everyone felt as if they had found their backbone in an instant, and they started to take their positions and started to do tasks.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen who was taking his time to arrange work, and nodded in satisfaction.
——Heroes see the same thing.
Chu Xingchen deserved to be his chosen apprentice.
For half a month of being together day and night, he must take Chu Xingchen down!
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen and narrowed his eyes.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, who rolled up his sleeves and was bending over to lift up the big rock for the stove, when he suddenly thought of something and was startled.
——Chu Xingchen flashed his waist before.
Shi Jian still remembers the doctor's advice to him at that time, "Even if he recovers, try not to lift heavy objects".
Shi Jian rushed forward, holding a stone in one hand: "I'll do it."
"Your waist is bad, and you can't lift heavy objects." Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen with concern on his face, "Why did you forget?"
Chu Xingchen: ...
Yang Haonan, who was laughing bitterly while moving bricks:? ? ?
It's no wonder that Yang Haonan has too much yellow waste in his head, his mind is inexplicably repeating the phrase "Your waist is bad"...
Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian with curiosity in his eyes.
At this moment, he just wanted to ask one question——
Chu Xingchen has a bad waist, how did you know? ! ?
"Can you analyze the force? If the stone is set up like this, if the force is not balanced, it will fall!"
Yang Haonan didn't move the stone anymore. Looking at Shi Jian who was lightly carrying a stone in one hand, he couldn't help it, and started to yell again: "If you put it like this, it will definitely collapse in a while!"
I have initially learned the rules here, but Shi Jian who has not yet learned high school physics: ...
The stone in your hand is unbalanced and easy to fall?
"No." Shi Jian weighed the stone in his hand, "I'm holding it very tightly."
"Don't worry, it won't collapse."
After finishing speaking, Shi Jian placed the two stones at an unimaginable angle.
Yang Haonan who thought the stove would collapse:? ? ?
——This is unreasonable!
Shi Jian set up the stove very quickly, without even thinking at all, his movements were skillful like a professional stove builder, Yang Haonan didn't even see Shi Jian's movements clearly, he just felt as if Shi Jian had thrown a stone from here Over there, without even thinking about it.
Yang Haonan just stared at Shi Jian in a daze.
His eyes couldn't keep up with Shi Jian's hands.
Countless times when he felt that the stove was about to fall, Shi Jian would throw another stone precisely, perfectly balance the stone underneath, and then repeat the action just now.
Watching Shi Jian's movements, Yang Haonan suddenly understood.
Shi Jian, this... is indeed reasonable.
It's just that ordinary people can't do it.
——Shi Jian was simply taking advantage of the stone's inattention, and hurriedly added another stone.
"Okay." After putting the last stone on, Shi Jian calmly took the paper towel handed over by Chu Xingchen, "This way there is a little gap, the ventilation will be better, and the fire will be bigger."
Yang Haonan looked at the stable stove, feeling as if he had become numb.
——He stared at the stove in a daze, no matter the overall analysis or the analysis of a single stone, the forces are perfectly balanced.
And the gap is just right, even taking into account the convection problem, a stove can be called an art.
Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian in disbelief.
Besides his idol, Ying Jianliao, a genius in mathematics, there is actually someone else who built such a stove with both mechanics and aesthetics in such a short period of time.
Yang Haonan thought of his suitcase before, and instantly felt that Shi Jian was a physics god comparable to his idol.
Looking at Yang Haonan whose eyes suddenly became warm, Shi Jian was a little puzzled.
——This man is so strange.
I just set up a stove that everyone in the martial arts world knows, why do I look at myself with this kind of eyes?
"You, you, your mechanics... are amazing." Yang Haonan's eyes were filled with shock.
Shi Jian:? ? ?
"What mechanics?" Shi Jian didn't understand Yang Haonan's meaning, "I just have stronger strength."
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
The director team was also shocked.
They were at ease chatting with melon seeds at ease, while listening to the report of the camera. After all, in the past few hours, before the flying guests came, the basic materials were "hitting the wall" and "unsuccessful". "some type of.
They don't even need to follow.
"Director, we haven't climbed to the vegetable garden here yet, and we already feel like giving up on recording. The program works well."
"Director, we finally arrived at the vegetable garden. We wanted to pick vegetables, but the disciple refused, and almost beat him out with a stick."
"Director, we don't know wild vegetables here, so we're ready to go home with a sad face."
The director listened to the report of a group of camera and follow-up staff with satisfaction.
"What about the second group?" The director commanded through the headset, "What about the second group's report?"
"Ah, the second group is here." The follow-up staff cleared their throats and reported in a low voice, with a hint of shock in their tone.
"The effect of the second group's program is also good... right." There was a trace of uncertainty in the staff's voice.
director:? ? ?
Why is there still uncertainty in this tone?
Just when the director was about to say something, he heard the sound of the staff running out of breath.
"Report to the director, the second set of stoves has been built, and now we are going to go up the mountain to cut firewood."
director:? ? ?
The director looked at his watch in disbelief.
——It took only 7 minutes to divide into groups. In less than 10 minutes, a stove was set up? ?
Is this reasonable?
"How did they do it?" The director's plan was broken, and there was an instant bad feeling.
"Chu Xingchen and Yang Haonan are watching," the staff ran out of breath, "Shi Jian set it up by himself."
director:? ? ?
What kind of plot is this?
——Shi Jian and his useless men?
"Let's not talk about it, director," the docking staff member panted heavily, "I'm going to run out of breath after all."
"By the way, next time I suggest changing to a camera and tracking team that can run!" The staff reminded while running, "We can't keep up with Shi Jian's speed!"
director:……
And Yang Haonan, who was dragged away by Shi Jian, felt like he was about to fly.
He felt as if he was lifted up by Shi Jian, the friction under his feet seemed to have become extremely small, and his body rushed forward uncontrollably.
Yang Haonan looked at Chu Xingchen who was caught by Shi Jian but looked normal, and even seemed to enjoy himself, and felt that Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen were both ruthless people.
——What crime did he do to be in a group with these two? ! ?
*******
On the other side, when the director heard the news that Shi Jian had finished setting up the stove, he panicked for a moment, but soon calmed down again.
It's just that the stove is set up, and it may not be usable yet.
And chopping wood to make a fire...isn't easy.
The director nodded, slightly relieved.
It's not a big problem, it's still within my own control.
Shi Jian might just be good at setting up stoves.
It is a big job to go up the mountain to chop firewood.
The director team planned to cut it together after everyone came.
After all, firewood is needed for cooking, the top of the mountain is cold, and firewood is also needed for heating at night, which is considered a must on the mountain.
The director even planned that the ax for chopping wood must be won through competitions.
Now there is only one staff member and two axes on the mountain, and for this wood, they chose the most difficult wood to split, the kind that requires several consecutive chops to split, Shi Jian and the others probably won't be able to chop much at all.
"Pay attention to the second group, and record more of the painful and exhausted expressions of these three people chopping wood." The director had an idea and thought of new material.
The director thought for a while, and then told him: "By the way, if they are too tired, just let them go back, don't tire them."
After all, chopping firewood is not an easy task. These celebrities are all skinny and tender, and they look pampered. It is probably very difficult to chop firewood.
"The staff only gave us two axes." Yang Haonan looked at Chu Xingchen who had been staring at his hands inexplicably, "Are we taking turns?"
"I've also done this type of firewood-cutting question." Yang Haonan couldn't hold back while chopping firewood, and chattered after Shi Jian, "Although your stove is pretty good, my firewood-cutting theory is definitely better than yours."
"And you don't even know physics. This firewood chopping uses physics a lot, especially mechanics..." Yang Haonan, who was completely ignorant of physics when he tried it out, began to look down on Shi Jian again.
"This time you listen to me, I will teach you how to chop firewood scientifically."
When Shi Jian heard Yang Haonan's words, he let go of his raised hand.
"Okay." Shi Jian nodded.
"You are all optimistic." Yang Haonan's tone was showing off.
"This is because the pressure is inversely proportional to the contact area, so we must drop it at a vertical angle."
"The higher the lift, the greater the gravitational potential energy, and the greater the kinetic energy of the ax when it falls, so we have to lift the ax higher."
"Impulse is related to time, so don't hesitate when cutting, just cut directly."
Shi Jian looked at the chattering Yang Haonan, and blinked his peach eyes in confusion.
Shi Jian silently guessed in his heart——
Could it be that the people here, before chopping wood... have to do it?
And Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian's respectful eyes, feeling proud.
That's right.
He is still better than Shi Jian.
Shi Jian's stove was just a coincidence.
"Alright!"
According to the analysis, Yang Haonan raised the ax high, and then slashed down fiercely——
As he had expected, the ax drew a graceful line in the air with such a forceful posture, and then... got stuck in the middle of the wood and could not be pulled out.
Yang Haonan blushed instantly, pulled it out, but didn't.
Yang Haonan: ...
After Shi Jian easily pulled out the ax from Yang Haonan's side, he turned his head and found that Chu Xingchen on the other side was also doing something important in a muffled voice, and the ax was also caught in the middle of the stuck wood.
Shi Jian: ...
Shi Jian sighed silently.
"You don't have enough strength," Shi Jian carefully analyzed for Yang Haonan, "It's not enough to just have that kind of mechanics."
"Well," Shi Jian thought for a while, "I'll chop wood, and you two can draw a line here with an axe."
"How do you chop without an ax?" Yang Haonan blushed, and continued to ask in disbelief.
"I just draw two lines like this, how are you going to split?"
Yang Haonan made another mistake.
He has already analyzed Shi Jian's going up the mountain before, and it is indeed theoretically possible, but this firewood...
Yang Haonan looked at the curly ax that he had just made.
He didn't believe that Shi Jian could still master the legendary qigong?
"Yes," Shi Jian looked at the two scratches made by Yang Haonan, nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Chu Xingchen, "That's how it was done."
"It's easier for me to chop like this." After Shi Jian finished speaking, he slapped the wooden stake hard, and the wooden stake cracked.
Fuck? ! ?
Is it really broken when you split it?
"It's okay." After chopping, Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan's distortion, and thoughtfully demonstrated it again, "It's okay if you can't finish."
Shi Jian took a new piece of wood, patted it left, patted it right, and then broke it hard——
The whole piece of wood also shattered.
Amidst the not-so-clear sound of the wood cracking, Shi Jian said in a faint voice, "I can take a few more shots."
After finishing speaking, Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan, still thinking about the newly heard words.
"Practice your strength first," Shi Jian thought about it for a while, "I'll go back and study that mechanics, and I think it can be used."
And Yang Haonan was already stunned.
Yang Haonan only felt that he was like the fast wood under Shi Jian's hands, and it split apart with Shi Jian's movements.
He felt that the scientific world he loved was about to collapse.
Even the big cameraman who never shakes his hands shakes.
But when Shi Jian finished chopping, his eyes lit up, and his expression was even a little surprised: "This wood feels good to the touch."
"Much more comfortable than stone."
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
Yang Haonan, who grasped the key point at once, felt that his world collapsed again.
——No, feelings have split stones after listening to Shi Jian's meaning? ! ?
Not only Yang Haonan, but the director felt that the script he had planned was about to collapse.
"Director," the staff of the second group hurriedly reported, "the second group has almost finished chopping all the wood we prepared!"
"They seem to be addicted to chopping." The voice of the staff was a bit complicated. "We realized it with affection and moved it with courtesy. It was hard to keep some firewood."
"Shi Jian is currently weaving a basket with the surrounding vines, digging wild vegetables..."
"Oh, just now Yang Haonan was brave and fell down. Shi Jian even modified the trolley we used to push firewood, saying that he wanted to push Yang Haonan down the mountain..."
director:? ? ?
Shi Jian, what kind of ruthless person is this? ! ?
The director started to panic.
——No, Shi Jian finished his work, what do they want guests to do? ! ?
*******
On the other side, Hu Jiayu from "Professional Survival in the Field" invited by the program group is climbing Huasang Mountain wheezing.
Hu Jiayu is in a good mood. The scripts for this variety show are tailor-made for him, and they are all projects that he is good at.
After all, today's starlets are incapable of distinguishing between four bodies and five grains. When the time comes, he will go over and judge.
Hu Jiayu was climbing the mountain in a good mood when his cell phone rang suddenly.
It's an unfamiliar phone number.
"Hello?" Hu Jiayu thought it was a variety show staff, "I'm almost there, please ask everyone to hold on for a while."
"Persist for a while?" An unfamiliar voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Shi Jian has already snatched all your shots." The voice on the other side of the phone was a little strange.
Hu Jiayu:? ? ?
"Impossible." Hu Jiayu was not familiar with Shi Jian, but only vaguely heard about it, "It's just a salesman."
Hu Jiayu was full of confidence, and there was even a bit of disdain in her tone: "That delicate figure whose ten fingers don't touch Yangchun water, can chop firewood and carry water?"
"And it's not all agreed, your director team will also regulate it."
Hearing Hu Jiayu's words, the voice on the phone paused.
Just when Hu Jiayu was about to hang up the phone, the low laughter rang out again: "Then... wait and see."
"By the way," the voice over there laughed strangely, "You will contact me again."
"I'm not in the director's group."
"welcome any time."
Hu Jiayu:? ? ?
Hu Jiayu hung up the phone strangely, and continued walking confidently, snorting coldly as she walked.
He's here to make it big again.
Before he came, his sponsor said that the first issue had been agreed with the director, and the script was written, which was specially used to praise him and set up a character for him.
——Shi Jian?
Hu Jiayu sneered, with disdain on his expression.
Can Shi Jian compare with him?
at the same time.
Yang Haonan, who had just dropped his leg, was sitting on a small cart full of firewood at the suggestion of Chu Xingchen, and was pushed down the mountain by Shi Jian without love.
"Brother Chu, is your waist okay?" Shi Jian's voice was full of concern, "I just tried it, Brother Yang's legs are fine, you can let him hold the basket."
"It's okay." Chu Xingchen shook his head, with concern in his eyes, "Does your hand hurt after chopping so much firewood?"
"good."
"Wait until I go back and rub the medicine on you."
The wind on the mountain is blowing gently, the setting sun is slanting down, and the cooking smoke is curling up beside the crooked tree.
Two figures who were very close pushed the cart, facing the setting sun and evening wind, and walked down side by side.
The faint golden sunlight shone on their faces, as if melting away the coldness, making them look extra soft.
Twilight is gentle.
And Yang Haonan, who was nestled in the pile of firewood in front of him, looked at the beautiful scene in front of him and listened to the harmonious words exchanged above his head, inexplicably felt——
He should be under the car, not in the car.
He thought about it, and finally realized why he felt that the current scene seemed familiar——
Firewood, cooking smoke, countryside.
This feeling, why is it so like a literary version of... country love?
The author has something to say: Yang Haonan on the firewood pile: woo woo woo, I’m so spare TUT
Director: Don't underestimate Shi Jian, you will become unlucky (X
Chu Xingchen/Shi Jian: Comrade Xiao Yang!You are not allowed to underestimate yourself!We will join hands to send you a pennant!Thank you for letting us live under one roof!
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Linkage small theater:
Ying Jianliao chopping wood: Quickly analyze the force, and even create a sharp ax that conforms to human mechanics
Time to cut firewood: Violent dismantling of TUT
Shi Jian: Mechanics is so difficult, but luckily I have great strength QWQ
There will be two people playing the secret room together in the future, okay!
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Hahahahaha I saw a very funny emoticon package today "I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword, but I was too busy studying" hhhhh
感谢在2021-07-2623:16:37~2021-07-2723:34:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 423593742 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
After hearing this, the young disciples who had finished carrying their luggage ran to Shi Jian's side and stared fiercely at Chu Xingchen together.
Chu Xingchen, who was stared at by countless fierce eyes in an instant, felt a little headache.
He glanced at Shi Jian helplessly.
It was the first time Shi Jian saw Chu Xingchen's indescribable expression.
Something novel.
Seeing Chu Xingchen's complicated face, Shi Jian couldn't hold back, and smiled embarrassedly.
"He's not a bad guy."
Shi Jian's eyes were bent, and with a smile that didn't fade away, he bent slightly, not even knowing why he had to explain to little luotou.
Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian who bent down to explain to Little Luobotou, and his expression softened accordingly.
"he is……"
Chu Xingchen stood aside, listening to Shi Jian's words, his heart suddenly tightened.
He took a deep breath, wondering how Shi Jian would introduce himself.
While Shi Jian was talking, he suddenly stopped.
Shi Jian was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to introduce Chu Xingchen.
Shi Jian originally wanted to introduce his relationship with Chu Xingchen, so that the younger disciples would dispel their hostility towards Chu Xingchen.
But when the words came to his lips, Shi Jian suddenly realized that he seemed to have nothing to do with Chu Xingchen now?
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, and then at the little disciples who were eagerly looking at him, and took a deep breath.
He smiled at Chu Xingchen, and quickly whispered something in the ears of his younger brothers.
Looking at Shi Jian just like this, Chu Xingchen blushed, and smiled at him that he didn't quite understand, and then whispered a few words in the ears of the little disciples.
Chu Xingchen also saw that when Shi Jian finished speaking, the younger disciples whispered each other's ears, and then the eyes that looked at him fiercely changed instantly, with a little shock and envy that couldn't be concealed.
Chu Xingchen who didn't hear anything:? ? ?
Chu Xingchen scratched his heart and lungs when he saw the eyes of the young disciples change instantly.
——What exactly did Shi Jian say?
Why is Shi Jian's face so red?
Is it...?
Chu Xingchen took a deep breath, pursed his lips, and forced himself not to think too much.
But Shi Jian's actions made him have to think more.
After watching Shi Jian finished speaking, Chu Xingchen continued to stand up and smiled at the younger disciples: "Okay, this is a martial arts secret."
The little disciples nodded and went up the mountain with a huff.
While going up the mountain, they were discussing in whispers.
"I thought he was a bad guy at first, but I didn't expect..."
"That's right, how can an expert not notice that the eyes of others are not good-hearted!"
"He is so lucky to be favored by an expert..."
Chu Xingchen's heart beat a little faster when he vaguely heard the words "lucky", "favored", and "secret".
He lowered his eyes, trying to maintain a calm surface.
On the other hand, the director stared dumbfounded at Shi Jian, who instantly turned the little disciples into cute little radish heads again with just a few words.
The director's belief in "Shi Jian can't be messed with" has been strengthened in his heart.
A group of people finally went up the mountain vigorously. The two of them shared a room. The regular guests who came to record the program happened to be two women and four men. The two girls were automatically divided into a group, and the remaining four were freely matched in pairs.
The director who wanted to hug Shi Jian's thigh didn't even think about it, he looked at Shi Jian directly, and smiled politely: "Xiao Xiao, who do you want to sleep with?"
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
Yang Haonan's eyes widened in disbelief.
He turned his head and looked at Chu Xingchen, who was the film king at a young age, and at Xu Hongchang, who was a well-known music producer at a young age, and at himself, who was young and promising, who had long been the emperor, with a full face question mark.
——What about the director?
Hasn't the entertainment industry always favored the high and trampled the low?
Aren't they all better than Shi Jian, who has become popular again thanks to drafts and hype?
When asked, Shi Jian was also a little surprised——
Wang Liming said before that there are many celebrities on this show, and he probably has no status in this show, let alone the right to speak, as long as he does more and talks less.
Shi Jian nodded, and said in a flat tone, "I can do it, let's choose first."
"I have a suggestion." Yang Haonan acted first, "Brother Xu and I have worked together before, and Shi Jian, you and Chu Xingchen have also worked together before. Maybe it would be better to live with people we know well?"
"is this okay?"
Yang Haonan's grouping has been carefully considered.
Yang Haonan felt that he couldn't get used to Shi Jian, but he was also a little afraid of Shi Jian. He felt that he was in the same space as Shi Jian, and he would definitely not be able to control himself to hate Shi Jian.
But Shi Jian's strength...Yang Haonan shuddered silently.
He didn't dare to sleep in the same room with Shi Jian, he was afraid that if he couldn't help but hate Shi Jian, he would beat himself up at night while he wasn't paying attention.
He also didn't dare to sleep in the same room with Chu Xingchen. For some reason, although Chu Xingchen was handsome, he always reminded him of the head teacher who made him afraid.
Moreover, when he was at the foot of the mountain before, Chu Xingchen was carried by Shi Jian, and he didn't seem angry...
Yang Haonan's little abacus beeped.
After Yang Haonan finished speaking, he looked at Chu Xingchen nervously, not daring to make a sound, for fear that Chu Xingchen would disagree.
Chu Xingchen didn't speak, but just looked at Shi Jian.
"I'm fine," Shi Jian nodded, looking at the others, "What about you?"
"I can." Xu Hongchang nodded.
"I can do it too." Chu Xingchen smiled.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, and smiled happily at Yang Haonan: "Thank you."
After all, he specifically asked Zhu Chenyi about the reason why Pei Heze fell in love with martial arts, but the other party blushed and said, "Zhu Chenyi likes it. He gets along day and night, and he also likes it."
Shi Jian was worried that he would not have the chance to get along with Chu Xingchen day and night, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come in a blink of an eye.
Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan gratefully.
If it weren't for Yang Haonan, Shi Jian felt that he might not have offered to live with Brother Chu.
He's not the kind of person who does it for his own sake.
And Chu Xingchen also nodded to Yang Haonan, and praised: "You did a good job."
"Thanks."
Chu Xingchen looked at the indifferent Shi Jian, and looked at Yang Haonan with a trace of gratitude.
——If Yang Haonan didn't take the initiative, the director team might have arranged a lottery.
Yang Haonan, who was thanked by two people one after another, was at a loss:? ? ?
What kind of good man and good deed is he doing?
He doesn't seem to do anything?Thank you for what? ?
Yang Haonan looked suspiciously at the backs of Chu Xingchen and Shi Jian as they walked away——
These two... just want to live together?
No, before I took the college entrance examination, I heard people in the circle say that the relationship between the two of them is not good, and that being in the same frame is just a matter of face?
——What's the situation now?
*******
"Okay," after everyone packed their luggage, the director called everyone together, "Welcome everyone to Huasang Mountain. In the next half month, everyone has to support themselves, have enough food and clothing, not only to carry water and drink on the mountain , but also to make a fire on the mountain, chop firewood, cook and eat..."
All the stars:! ! !
"Huasang Mountain is the birthplace of martial arts. Even in modern times, many martial arts experts still settle here, and the martial arts association is also located here," the director team introduced with some pride, "The director team will release tasks from time to time. While experiencing the life of Huasang Mountain, we will promote martial arts culture with the disciples of Huasang Mountain..."
"Now it's cooking time. Everyone can freely assign tasks and complete the first meal in Huasang Mountain."
The director team withdrew after releasing the task, leaving everyone looking at each other in blank dismay.
"That's the end? Nothing?"
"That's right, there's nothing here. What do we eat? Do we drink northwest wind?"
"That's right, I just took a look. There's not even a stove in the kitchen. We don't want to build it ourselves, do we?"
"Then how can it be used? The mobile phone has also been confiscated, and I can't even check the tutorial..."
well.
The director looked at the scene in the camera and was very satisfied.
This is what he wanted.
Today's plot line has been settled early, that is, everyone is making their first meal with difficulty in Huasang Mountain.
The program team doesn't provide anything, it's completely on its own.
The effect that the director wants to produce is that everyone finds that they can't do anything, and now the effect of the program has come out.
The director nodded, appreciating the script he arranged with satisfaction.
Because everyone knows nothing, the program can further arouse the attention and discussion of modern people's over-reliance on machines and modern mobile phones and other tools, and the depth of the first episode of the program will also be there.
The flying guest invited by the director today happens to be a star who has more than ten years of experience in the wild. When the time comes, I will teach these stars how to survive in the wild, appear like a savior, and teach some tips. Investors The task of holding people given is completed.
Simply perfect.
The director looked at the crowd in a hurry and nodded in satisfaction.
"Then let's start cooking?" At some point, everyone stopped complaining, and Shi Jian looked at the people who were looking at each other, "Why don't you move?"
"I can cook a little bit," a star sighed with some melancholy, "but there's nothing, and I can't do it."
"The director team did it on purpose." Yang Haonan was the youngest and dared to say anything, "There is nothing here, where did the food come from?"
"Is this something that humans can do?" Yang Haonan curled his lips, "Why don't you drink the northwest wind together, the air here is still fresh and there is no environmental pollution."
Chu Xingchen didn't speak, just looked around, and pushed his glasses unhurriedly: "Let's divide into groups first."
"There are vegetables in the yard at the back. You go pick and order some vegetables. Remember to say hello to the young disciples there and ask if you can pick them. If not, we will go to the mountain to see if there are any wild vegetables later." Chu Xingchen rolled up his sleeves, Looking at Shi Jian and Yang Haonan in front of him, "The three of us set up the stove first."
As soon as Chu Xingchen finished speaking, everyone felt as if they had found their backbone in an instant, and they started to take their positions and started to do tasks.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen who was taking his time to arrange work, and nodded in satisfaction.
——Heroes see the same thing.
Chu Xingchen deserved to be his chosen apprentice.
For half a month of being together day and night, he must take Chu Xingchen down!
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen and narrowed his eyes.
Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen, who rolled up his sleeves and was bending over to lift up the big rock for the stove, when he suddenly thought of something and was startled.
——Chu Xingchen flashed his waist before.
Shi Jian still remembers the doctor's advice to him at that time, "Even if he recovers, try not to lift heavy objects".
Shi Jian rushed forward, holding a stone in one hand: "I'll do it."
"Your waist is bad, and you can't lift heavy objects." Shi Jian looked at Chu Xingchen with concern on his face, "Why did you forget?"
Chu Xingchen: ...
Yang Haonan, who was laughing bitterly while moving bricks:? ? ?
It's no wonder that Yang Haonan has too much yellow waste in his head, his mind is inexplicably repeating the phrase "Your waist is bad"...
Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian with curiosity in his eyes.
At this moment, he just wanted to ask one question——
Chu Xingchen has a bad waist, how did you know? ! ?
"Can you analyze the force? If the stone is set up like this, if the force is not balanced, it will fall!"
Yang Haonan didn't move the stone anymore. Looking at Shi Jian who was lightly carrying a stone in one hand, he couldn't help it, and started to yell again: "If you put it like this, it will definitely collapse in a while!"
I have initially learned the rules here, but Shi Jian who has not yet learned high school physics: ...
The stone in your hand is unbalanced and easy to fall?
"No." Shi Jian weighed the stone in his hand, "I'm holding it very tightly."
"Don't worry, it won't collapse."
After finishing speaking, Shi Jian placed the two stones at an unimaginable angle.
Yang Haonan who thought the stove would collapse:? ? ?
——This is unreasonable!
Shi Jian set up the stove very quickly, without even thinking at all, his movements were skillful like a professional stove builder, Yang Haonan didn't even see Shi Jian's movements clearly, he just felt as if Shi Jian had thrown a stone from here Over there, without even thinking about it.
Yang Haonan just stared at Shi Jian in a daze.
His eyes couldn't keep up with Shi Jian's hands.
Countless times when he felt that the stove was about to fall, Shi Jian would throw another stone precisely, perfectly balance the stone underneath, and then repeat the action just now.
Watching Shi Jian's movements, Yang Haonan suddenly understood.
Shi Jian, this... is indeed reasonable.
It's just that ordinary people can't do it.
——Shi Jian was simply taking advantage of the stone's inattention, and hurriedly added another stone.
"Okay." After putting the last stone on, Shi Jian calmly took the paper towel handed over by Chu Xingchen, "This way there is a little gap, the ventilation will be better, and the fire will be bigger."
Yang Haonan looked at the stable stove, feeling as if he had become numb.
——He stared at the stove in a daze, no matter the overall analysis or the analysis of a single stone, the forces are perfectly balanced.
And the gap is just right, even taking into account the convection problem, a stove can be called an art.
Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian in disbelief.
Besides his idol, Ying Jianliao, a genius in mathematics, there is actually someone else who built such a stove with both mechanics and aesthetics in such a short period of time.
Yang Haonan thought of his suitcase before, and instantly felt that Shi Jian was a physics god comparable to his idol.
Looking at Yang Haonan whose eyes suddenly became warm, Shi Jian was a little puzzled.
——This man is so strange.
I just set up a stove that everyone in the martial arts world knows, why do I look at myself with this kind of eyes?
"You, you, your mechanics... are amazing." Yang Haonan's eyes were filled with shock.
Shi Jian:? ? ?
"What mechanics?" Shi Jian didn't understand Yang Haonan's meaning, "I just have stronger strength."
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
The director team was also shocked.
They were at ease chatting with melon seeds at ease, while listening to the report of the camera. After all, in the past few hours, before the flying guests came, the basic materials were "hitting the wall" and "unsuccessful". "some type of.
They don't even need to follow.
"Director, we haven't climbed to the vegetable garden here yet, and we already feel like giving up on recording. The program works well."
"Director, we finally arrived at the vegetable garden. We wanted to pick vegetables, but the disciple refused, and almost beat him out with a stick."
"Director, we don't know wild vegetables here, so we're ready to go home with a sad face."
The director listened to the report of a group of camera and follow-up staff with satisfaction.
"What about the second group?" The director commanded through the headset, "What about the second group's report?"
"Ah, the second group is here." The follow-up staff cleared their throats and reported in a low voice, with a hint of shock in their tone.
"The effect of the second group's program is also good... right." There was a trace of uncertainty in the staff's voice.
director:? ? ?
Why is there still uncertainty in this tone?
Just when the director was about to say something, he heard the sound of the staff running out of breath.
"Report to the director, the second set of stoves has been built, and now we are going to go up the mountain to cut firewood."
director:? ? ?
The director looked at his watch in disbelief.
——It took only 7 minutes to divide into groups. In less than 10 minutes, a stove was set up? ?
Is this reasonable?
"How did they do it?" The director's plan was broken, and there was an instant bad feeling.
"Chu Xingchen and Yang Haonan are watching," the staff ran out of breath, "Shi Jian set it up by himself."
director:? ? ?
What kind of plot is this?
——Shi Jian and his useless men?
"Let's not talk about it, director," the docking staff member panted heavily, "I'm going to run out of breath after all."
"By the way, next time I suggest changing to a camera and tracking team that can run!" The staff reminded while running, "We can't keep up with Shi Jian's speed!"
director:……
And Yang Haonan, who was dragged away by Shi Jian, felt like he was about to fly.
He felt as if he was lifted up by Shi Jian, the friction under his feet seemed to have become extremely small, and his body rushed forward uncontrollably.
Yang Haonan looked at Chu Xingchen who was caught by Shi Jian but looked normal, and even seemed to enjoy himself, and felt that Shi Jian and Chu Xingchen were both ruthless people.
——What crime did he do to be in a group with these two? ! ?
*******
On the other side, when the director heard the news that Shi Jian had finished setting up the stove, he panicked for a moment, but soon calmed down again.
It's just that the stove is set up, and it may not be usable yet.
And chopping wood to make a fire...isn't easy.
The director nodded, slightly relieved.
It's not a big problem, it's still within my own control.
Shi Jian might just be good at setting up stoves.
It is a big job to go up the mountain to chop firewood.
The director team planned to cut it together after everyone came.
After all, firewood is needed for cooking, the top of the mountain is cold, and firewood is also needed for heating at night, which is considered a must on the mountain.
The director even planned that the ax for chopping wood must be won through competitions.
Now there is only one staff member and two axes on the mountain, and for this wood, they chose the most difficult wood to split, the kind that requires several consecutive chops to split, Shi Jian and the others probably won't be able to chop much at all.
"Pay attention to the second group, and record more of the painful and exhausted expressions of these three people chopping wood." The director had an idea and thought of new material.
The director thought for a while, and then told him: "By the way, if they are too tired, just let them go back, don't tire them."
After all, chopping firewood is not an easy task. These celebrities are all skinny and tender, and they look pampered. It is probably very difficult to chop firewood.
"The staff only gave us two axes." Yang Haonan looked at Chu Xingchen who had been staring at his hands inexplicably, "Are we taking turns?"
"I've also done this type of firewood-cutting question." Yang Haonan couldn't hold back while chopping firewood, and chattered after Shi Jian, "Although your stove is pretty good, my firewood-cutting theory is definitely better than yours."
"And you don't even know physics. This firewood chopping uses physics a lot, especially mechanics..." Yang Haonan, who was completely ignorant of physics when he tried it out, began to look down on Shi Jian again.
"This time you listen to me, I will teach you how to chop firewood scientifically."
When Shi Jian heard Yang Haonan's words, he let go of his raised hand.
"Okay." Shi Jian nodded.
"You are all optimistic." Yang Haonan's tone was showing off.
"This is because the pressure is inversely proportional to the contact area, so we must drop it at a vertical angle."
"The higher the lift, the greater the gravitational potential energy, and the greater the kinetic energy of the ax when it falls, so we have to lift the ax higher."
"Impulse is related to time, so don't hesitate when cutting, just cut directly."
Shi Jian looked at the chattering Yang Haonan, and blinked his peach eyes in confusion.
Shi Jian silently guessed in his heart——
Could it be that the people here, before chopping wood... have to do it?
And Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian's respectful eyes, feeling proud.
That's right.
He is still better than Shi Jian.
Shi Jian's stove was just a coincidence.
"Alright!"
According to the analysis, Yang Haonan raised the ax high, and then slashed down fiercely——
As he had expected, the ax drew a graceful line in the air with such a forceful posture, and then... got stuck in the middle of the wood and could not be pulled out.
Yang Haonan blushed instantly, pulled it out, but didn't.
Yang Haonan: ...
After Shi Jian easily pulled out the ax from Yang Haonan's side, he turned his head and found that Chu Xingchen on the other side was also doing something important in a muffled voice, and the ax was also caught in the middle of the stuck wood.
Shi Jian: ...
Shi Jian sighed silently.
"You don't have enough strength," Shi Jian carefully analyzed for Yang Haonan, "It's not enough to just have that kind of mechanics."
"Well," Shi Jian thought for a while, "I'll chop wood, and you two can draw a line here with an axe."
"How do you chop without an ax?" Yang Haonan blushed, and continued to ask in disbelief.
"I just draw two lines like this, how are you going to split?"
Yang Haonan made another mistake.
He has already analyzed Shi Jian's going up the mountain before, and it is indeed theoretically possible, but this firewood...
Yang Haonan looked at the curly ax that he had just made.
He didn't believe that Shi Jian could still master the legendary qigong?
"Yes," Shi Jian looked at the two scratches made by Yang Haonan, nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Chu Xingchen, "That's how it was done."
"It's easier for me to chop like this." After Shi Jian finished speaking, he slapped the wooden stake hard, and the wooden stake cracked.
Fuck? ! ?
Is it really broken when you split it?
"It's okay." After chopping, Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan's distortion, and thoughtfully demonstrated it again, "It's okay if you can't finish."
Shi Jian took a new piece of wood, patted it left, patted it right, and then broke it hard——
The whole piece of wood also shattered.
Amidst the not-so-clear sound of the wood cracking, Shi Jian said in a faint voice, "I can take a few more shots."
After finishing speaking, Shi Jian looked at Yang Haonan, still thinking about the newly heard words.
"Practice your strength first," Shi Jian thought about it for a while, "I'll go back and study that mechanics, and I think it can be used."
And Yang Haonan was already stunned.
Yang Haonan only felt that he was like the fast wood under Shi Jian's hands, and it split apart with Shi Jian's movements.
He felt that the scientific world he loved was about to collapse.
Even the big cameraman who never shakes his hands shakes.
But when Shi Jian finished chopping, his eyes lit up, and his expression was even a little surprised: "This wood feels good to the touch."
"Much more comfortable than stone."
Yang Haonan:? ? ?
Yang Haonan, who grasped the key point at once, felt that his world collapsed again.
——No, feelings have split stones after listening to Shi Jian's meaning? ! ?
Not only Yang Haonan, but the director felt that the script he had planned was about to collapse.
"Director," the staff of the second group hurriedly reported, "the second group has almost finished chopping all the wood we prepared!"
"They seem to be addicted to chopping." The voice of the staff was a bit complicated. "We realized it with affection and moved it with courtesy. It was hard to keep some firewood."
"Shi Jian is currently weaving a basket with the surrounding vines, digging wild vegetables..."
"Oh, just now Yang Haonan was brave and fell down. Shi Jian even modified the trolley we used to push firewood, saying that he wanted to push Yang Haonan down the mountain..."
director:? ? ?
Shi Jian, what kind of ruthless person is this? ! ?
The director started to panic.
——No, Shi Jian finished his work, what do they want guests to do? ! ?
*******
On the other side, Hu Jiayu from "Professional Survival in the Field" invited by the program group is climbing Huasang Mountain wheezing.
Hu Jiayu is in a good mood. The scripts for this variety show are tailor-made for him, and they are all projects that he is good at.
After all, today's starlets are incapable of distinguishing between four bodies and five grains. When the time comes, he will go over and judge.
Hu Jiayu was climbing the mountain in a good mood when his cell phone rang suddenly.
It's an unfamiliar phone number.
"Hello?" Hu Jiayu thought it was a variety show staff, "I'm almost there, please ask everyone to hold on for a while."
"Persist for a while?" An unfamiliar voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Shi Jian has already snatched all your shots." The voice on the other side of the phone was a little strange.
Hu Jiayu:? ? ?
"Impossible." Hu Jiayu was not familiar with Shi Jian, but only vaguely heard about it, "It's just a salesman."
Hu Jiayu was full of confidence, and there was even a bit of disdain in her tone: "That delicate figure whose ten fingers don't touch Yangchun water, can chop firewood and carry water?"
"And it's not all agreed, your director team will also regulate it."
Hearing Hu Jiayu's words, the voice on the phone paused.
Just when Hu Jiayu was about to hang up the phone, the low laughter rang out again: "Then... wait and see."
"By the way," the voice over there laughed strangely, "You will contact me again."
"I'm not in the director's group."
"welcome any time."
Hu Jiayu:? ? ?
Hu Jiayu hung up the phone strangely, and continued walking confidently, snorting coldly as she walked.
He's here to make it big again.
Before he came, his sponsor said that the first issue had been agreed with the director, and the script was written, which was specially used to praise him and set up a character for him.
——Shi Jian?
Hu Jiayu sneered, with disdain on his expression.
Can Shi Jian compare with him?
at the same time.
Yang Haonan, who had just dropped his leg, was sitting on a small cart full of firewood at the suggestion of Chu Xingchen, and was pushed down the mountain by Shi Jian without love.
"Brother Chu, is your waist okay?" Shi Jian's voice was full of concern, "I just tried it, Brother Yang's legs are fine, you can let him hold the basket."
"It's okay." Chu Xingchen shook his head, with concern in his eyes, "Does your hand hurt after chopping so much firewood?"
"good."
"Wait until I go back and rub the medicine on you."
The wind on the mountain is blowing gently, the setting sun is slanting down, and the cooking smoke is curling up beside the crooked tree.
Two figures who were very close pushed the cart, facing the setting sun and evening wind, and walked down side by side.
The faint golden sunlight shone on their faces, as if melting away the coldness, making them look extra soft.
Twilight is gentle.
And Yang Haonan, who was nestled in the pile of firewood in front of him, looked at the beautiful scene in front of him and listened to the harmonious words exchanged above his head, inexplicably felt——
He should be under the car, not in the car.
He thought about it, and finally realized why he felt that the current scene seemed familiar——
Firewood, cooking smoke, countryside.
This feeling, why is it so like a literary version of... country love?
The author has something to say: Yang Haonan on the firewood pile: woo woo woo, I’m so spare TUT
Director: Don't underestimate Shi Jian, you will become unlucky (X
Chu Xingchen/Shi Jian: Comrade Xiao Yang!You are not allowed to underestimate yourself!We will join hands to send you a pennant!Thank you for letting us live under one roof!
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Linkage small theater:
Ying Jianliao chopping wood: Quickly analyze the force, and even create a sharp ax that conforms to human mechanics
Time to cut firewood: Violent dismantling of TUT
Shi Jian: Mechanics is so difficult, but luckily I have great strength QWQ
There will be two people playing the secret room together in the future, okay!
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Hahahahaha I saw a very funny emoticon package today "I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword, but I was too busy studying" hhhhh
感谢在2021-07-2623:16:37~2021-07-2723:34:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 423593742 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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