After I left Jianghu, I was forced to become popular [Wearing Books]

It was the first time that Shi Jian encountered such a situation after so many years of walking in the rivers and lakes.

While those little disciples were walking, they looked at Shi Jian standing at the door from time to time, exchanged glances with each other, or whispered in whispers.

"Hey, tell me, what kind of wind is this that brings the expert here?"

"I don't know, why did the expert come here alone?"

The little disciples exchanged guesses as they walked.

"Don't guess, just ask the masters when the time comes." A slightly older disciple concluded.

"Yes, yes, how is everyone's practice recently? The expert came directly to us, so he must be like the master, and he wants to conduct a random spot check..."

"I just looked at the eyes of the expert, and it seems that he is not happy. Could it be that the expert is not here to inspect, but to fight?"

Shi Jian's expression was indeed not particularly happy.

He just felt a little dazed.

He looked at the little disciples who screamed and looked back at him from time to time, and somehow felt that the eyes of these little disciples were a little strange.

I don't know why, looking at the eyes of these little disciples, somehow reminded him of what he had seen in the past... the king of the mountain came to marry.

At that time, the eyes of the young servants around the King of the Mountain were almost exactly the same as those of these young disciples.

Terrified and curious.

Looking at the little apprentices who just glanced at him and then ran away in shock, Shi Jian was puzzled.

Could it be... is this the legendary "frightened"?

But even when he was the most famous in the martial arts world, no one was so afraid of him?

Not only that, except for a cultivation ability that I came into contact with when I first came, I have never even heard of martial arts.

Shi Jian touched his face in doubt, a little suspicious of life——

Could it be... This own face looks like the bandits on the mountain here?

"Wait a minute," seeing that the last disciple to eat was about to run away, Shi Jian quickly grabbed him, with slight doubts in Taohua's eyes, "Is my face scary?"

"No no no no... terrible."

The little disciple in the exercise uniform glanced at Shi Jian, and his face turned pale with shock. While talking tremblingly, he lowered his eyes, not daring to look directly at Shi Jian.

Seeing the little disciple's panic-stricken look, Shi Jian became even more puzzled.

"No, you're afraid." Shi Jian's peach blossom eyes looked at the other person sharply, as if remembering something, Shi Jian took a deep breath, and showed a standard pen-biting smile after learning expression management in the entertainment industry , "Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

I just wanted to beg for a meal.

After Shi Jian finished speaking, he watched the little disciple tremble even more, as if he was sifting chaff.

Shi Jian: ...

Just when Shi Jian felt that the meal was going to be ruined, and turned around to prepare to go down, he suddenly felt someone pulling himself hard: "You, please don't go!"

Shi Jian:? ? ?

The little disciple took a deep breath, his face turned red, he stared at himself with wide eyes, and finally managed to speak a few words.

"You... are our idol!"

"We're not afraid." Although the little apprentice still looked a little trembling, he finally stopped stuttering and spoke more smoothly.

Looking at the little disciple like this, Shi Jian took another deep breath, and said loudly and respectfully, "We respect and worship you!"

Shi Jian froze for a moment, unable to react for a while.

——In these years, is it possible that even martial arts are chasing stars?

After the little disciple finished speaking, he became shy again, lowered his head and was about to slip away, but was dragged back by Shi Jian.

"In that case, look at this meal." Shi Jian's eyes were fixed on the rice on the table, "I wonder if I can have some?"

Little disciple:! ! !

"I, I, I will go and get you the instant noodles I hid for you." The little disciple blushed and almost stuttered again, "It's a new flavor."

Shi Jian looked at the little disciple, his eyes lit up.

The little disciple may have passed the shyness at the beginning, and quickly went back to the house to get two buckets of instant noodles, and said to Shi Jian while soaking: "Actually, we martial arts practitioners generally don't eat these."

"Master and the others bought it when they endorsed you for sales. Each disciple gave out two barrels. I'm not willing to eat it."

The little disciple laughed a few times, took a sip of the noodles, and said in a vague voice, "Instant noodles are really delicious."

"By the way," the little disciple who looked at Shi Jian's face with bright eyes, "Next time, can you speak for potato chips or spicy sticks?"

"I heard from other people that these two are also very delicious, but the taste is too strong, and there is no way to secretly buy and eat them..."

"If you endorse, maybe Master will send it to us..."

Shi Jian almost choked on the noodle in his mouth.

——What kind of Densey is this!

Shi Jian's eyes lit up, but he nodded calmly: "That's a good suggestion."

"I will think about it."

*******

On the other hand, when the young apprentices went to find the master in a mighty way, they found that the masters were gone.

Young disciples:? ? ?

The person in charge who was left in the sect:? ? ?

"Master just came down from the mountain yesterday," everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, "and brought along a brother who is in charge of expert fan business, saying that he is determined to find an expert."

"Then who knew that the expert would automatically deliver the goods to your door!" The person in charge felt a little headache.

The masters are not used to using electronic tools, so a few of them brought an old phone, which still can't get through.

"I'll contact them later," the person in charge sighed deeply, "What's all this about?"

"You have behaved well these few days, I don't know why the master came..." The person in charge told the younger disciples.

"I know," a young disciple who was secretly surfing the Internet raised his hand weakly, "A master came to record a variety show, and it seems that he will stay here for a long time."

principal:! ! !

"Then hurry up and practice!" The person in charge who was left behind suddenly thought of something, and urged the younger disciples, "This is a good opportunity to show the good spirit of our martial arts in front of the masters!"

"Applause! Hang up the banner!"

"Win the winner with the attitude of welcoming the leader!"

Little disciples: ...

Sure enough, it was still an inspection, spot checks on exercises and so on, and sure enough, none of them could escape.

When the little apprentices went back with mournful faces, Shi Jian had already gone down the mountain.

After Shi Jian went down the mountain a few steps, he looked at the director team and the stars who were slowly climbing up: "Let me help you."

"Have you finished eating?" The director's tone was still full of disbelief.

The director felt that his knowledge of the world might not be comprehensive enough.

"Well," Shi Jian nodded, "I'll help everyone carry their luggage up first."

After finishing speaking, Shi Jian didn't hesitate much, and directly picked up the two people's boxes and threw them into the air.

Crowd:! ! !

The stars whose boxes were thrown into the air looked horrified.

Yang Haonan is one of them.

—his box!

There are tens of thousands of cosmetics and skin care products inside!

Shi Jian definitely did it on purpose.

Yang Haonan looked at Shi Jian with some resentment in his heart.

As the young Shidi who became famous early, Yang Haonan's status should not be underestimated. Before that, every time he filmed a TV series, starting up, wrapping up, releasing, promoting, and until the end of the hit, he was always the hot search.

In the end, I just went to retreat for three months and took the college entrance examination. When I came out again, Shi Jian was born.

No matter how powerful his hot search was, even after buying hot one directly, if Shi Jian was on the hot search that day, he felt that he would be overwhelmed by Shi Jian in an instant.

Moreover, Shi Jian's trending searches are not nutritious, and it looks weird, not an orthodox trending search at all.

Every time he sees those trending searches, he hates iron and thinks that if he has that face sometimes, he will have bought [-] rounds of trending searches, eyes, eyebrows, nose, mouth, ears, and facial features can be taken out casually. Buy a hit.

Buy one for a different look, and one for a different hairstyle.

Look at what mess Shi Jianmai is now, what is carrying people flying, what is carrying people with five people and four legs...

Yang Haonan was bleeding in his heart, when he looked up, he saw Shi Jian's help, made a roll in mid-air, then lightly touched the box with his toes, and then the box moved forward smoothly as if being pushed by a force .

Shi Jian pushed as he went up the mountain, as smooth as a subway security conveyor belt.

Yang Haonan watched his box getting smaller and smaller until it became the shape of a small wooden block. For some reason, he inexplicably thought of the fear of being dominated by high school physics conveyor belts and small wooden block models.

It's just... there's no conveyor belt here.

- Doesn't this violate Newton's second law!

Yang Haonan silently analyzed the forces on his suitcase with his eyes, and finally had to admit that Shi Jian's operation seemed...not beyond the scientific theorem.

Force analysis does work.

But... this was beyond his cognition.

——Who would have thought that a suitcase could be teleported like this, hey!

Yang Haonan was still in shock, and suddenly realized that Shi Jian had gone so far that he couldn't see clearly.

"Zoom in! The trajectory of the box I want to see!"

Seeing Shi Jian's back as he walked farther and farther away, Yang Haonan ran to the camera brother in horror, scratching his heart.

"The final acceleration will be very large. If my essence and lotion are broken..." Yang Haonan analyzed for a long time before he remembered the skin care products in his box. Jian's actions froze on the spot.

"what happened?"

"Broken?"

"Although Shi Jian is helping, but if it breaks, you really have to pay for it..."

Everyone gathered together, and after seeing Shi Jian's actions, they were all stunned on the spot.

In the camera, Shi Jian turned all the way around, gently holding the box on his toes, his movements were smooth and smooth, more relaxed and natural than when they were hanging Wia.

Crowd: ...

Shi Jian's relaxed and skilled movements made them even wonder if Shi Jian had practiced juggling before entering the circle?

What's even more amazing is yet to come.

When everyone felt that they were numb, they saw that Shi Jian had reached the top of the mountain, quickly took a box in one hand, stepped on the crooked neck tree next to him for a few cushions, and landed lightly.

The sunshine on the top of the mountain, the lush and old crooked trees beside it, coupled with Shi Jian's movements...

The photographer was so excited that he even forgot that he was recording a variety show.

"Pretty!"

"Director, this shot of yours is absolutely beautiful..."

The big cameraman's tone was pleasantly surprised, he turned his head excitedly, sighed at the director professionally, and only came back to his senses when he turned his head and saw the director.

"Well, I'm sorry, I just changed careers, and I forgot that I'm not making movies now..." The camera brother laughed a few times in embarrassment.

The director and all the stars looked at the pictures captured in the camera, and were stunned again.

Everyone opened their mouths wide, expressing emotion for the second time today——

Shi Jian, he's really a scary man.

If they were still thinking about whether they should also set up a martial arts lover's persona after all, after all, they were in Huasang Mountain just now, but now they looked at Shi Jian and silently closed their mouths.

"Director, the persona you set up for Shi Jian is really... unique."

I don't know how long I've been here, but a celebrity looked at the picture in the camera and complimented politely.

director:……

The director took a deep breath.

——No, the Shi Jian in his mind at first was the one of a sunny sportsman.

The director repeatedly watched the scene where Shi Jian grabbed the box and fell to the ground, and sighed again.

Good-looking is good-looking, even better than the movie screen shot.

It's just that he doesn't know whether this episode can be played or not.

The director scratched his hair in a bit of a breakdown, looked at Shi Jian in the camera, and questioned his soul.

——Is this reasonable?

If he broadcasts, will the program "I Carry Water on the Mountain" be made into "Into Science"?

The big cameraman next to him didn't notice the director's collapse, but just looked at Shi Jian's figure, and praised with bright eyes: "At this time, Jian is really skilled!"

"I haven't heard much about him in the movie circle before. Is he in the fight scene?" The cameraman said excitedly, "There was Zhu Chenyi in the fight scene before. Although he is young, he is really good at it. I don't know who is stronger between the two..."

The big cameraman thought of something, and his tone was even eager to try: "By the way, Shi Jian just said that he can also carry people up?"

"Has anyone been carried by Shi Jian? How does it feel?" The camera brother looked at the people who were a little dull because they didn't know what to say.

Stars: ...

Chu Xingchen: ...

As if thinking of something, all the stars turned their heads to look at Chu Xingchen in unison.

Eating melons is the talent of everyone, even celebrities, and even because of the fast news in the circle, there is even a natural advantage in eating melons.

After being reminded by the camera brother, everyone remembered the old melon they had eaten before.

At that time, they even ridiculed that this kind of rubbish melon can be popular in the search, and it is estimated that Shi Jianfang bought it to hype it.

Even their respective studios and agents studied Shi Jian's agent's hype at that time.

Use a material that looks exaggerated and fake at first glance, but has a lot of room for jokes and complaints to attract public firepower, arouse public interest, and achieve the purpose of hype.

Such a novel hype method, they even used it at the time.

What landed on the moon by myself, what bought a spaceship by myself...

After such a long time, everyone suddenly realized——

It turned out that at the entrance of the milk tea shop, the "Shi Jian flew up with Chu Xingchen" on the hot search back then sounded outrageous to normal people, but... is it true? ! ?

And Chu Xingchen, who was surrounded by everyone's shining eyes, somehow felt a sweet sense of satisfaction in his heart.

Everyone looked at Chu Xingchen, who was expressionless just now, but now showed a faint aftertaste smile:? ? ?

--what's the situation?

The expression of King Ying of Chu...

Could it be that the people-carrying business is very comfortable at this moment?

What kind of feeling is it that can make the actor Chu, who has always been indifferent and picky, even feel slightly flawed in the first class of the plane, to show this "one more" aftertaste smile?

The stars were still pondering inwardly, and the big brother cameraman had already looked at Chu Xingchen with bright eyes: "Great, it seems that Teacher Chu has sat down?"

"How's the comfort? How's the stability? If I'm being carried, can I operate and record some high-altitude scenery?" The camera brother came up and asked three times.

Chu Xingchen nodded, and actually answered the camera brother in a good mood: "It's pretty stable."

And almost got a kiss as a bonus.

Chu Xingchen smiled lightly.

Hearing that the big cameraman started to ask, Chu Xingchen didn't have any unhappy reaction, and the other celebrities were also eager to try it, and spoke out of curiosity.

"Brother Chu, can I ask why Shi Jian picked you up and flew away?"

"Brother Chu, how did you feel when Shi Jian was carrying you? Did you feel dizzy?"

"Not dizzy." Chu Xingchen actually answered.

Everyone looked at it and asked more vigorously.

"Is it like being kidnapped, or is it like going for a ride?"

"Brother Chu, you didn't seem to have a good relationship with Shi Jian at that time?" Some people were a little frightened, "I just told Shi Jian to confront the director team, and I just said bad things about Shi Jian..."

"Will Shi Jian remember me, and then throw me halfway to scare me?"

Chu Xingchen: ...

Here Chu Xingchen is still being surrounded by people asking how he felt when he was carried by Shi Jian. Over there, when Shi Jian reached the top of the mountain, he looked as if he was welcoming the leader to inspect, and the well-behaved little disciples were also a little shocked. .

Even on the door just now, there was a banner that read "Welcome the masters to visit and guide the martial arts".

But the word "Superior" on the banner directly blacked out the original big white "Leader" on the banner, and then wrote "Superior" on it.

The shabbyness is unbearable to look at.

Shi Jian turned his head a little displeased.

And when the younger disciples saw Shi Jian's flowing movements, especially when he held the box from his mouth expressionlessly, did somersaults in a row, and landed lightly, they were so shocked that they forgot to practice.

This series of operations made the young disciples so shocked that they could not speak.

——Is this an expert?

At a certain moment, they looked at Shi Jian and felt as if they had been reawakened to the meaning of going up the mountain.

In this era when few people learn martial arts all their lives, they go to the mountains from childhood, study and practice martial arts at the same time. Maybe they are from poor families, maybe they have a martial arts heart, or maybe they are just born in families who learn martial arts in the era. Wulin, looking at the aging masters, also questioned whether the scenes in those movies are just everyone's beautiful fantasy of Wulin.

They even once doubted whether those deeds and characters that existed in martial arts history books really existed.

Until...they saw Shi Jian.

The wind on the top of the mountain gently blew Shi Jian's hair, and the hem of his clothes moved as he landed.

The hair on the forehead was slightly harsh, and Shi Jian's expressionless peach blossom eyes blinked.

Everything is like a dream, but it also seems to be waking up from a big dream.

"Great people are so strong... I want to become someone like Gao Ren!"

"This isn't a movie... I feel like I'm dreaming."

"I want to learn martial arts hard, I seem to see the light of martial arts!"

……

Shi Jian:? ? ?

"that……"

Shi Jian gently put down the box, looked at the crooked banners hanging like a house, and for a moment didn't know who this so-called "superior" was referring to.

Shi Jian even doubted whether the "tall man" here simply refers to a taller person, or has some meaning that he doesn't know.

——Is it another name for the director?

"I don't know..." Who is the expert, but I can go down and help you carry the expert up.

It's just that before Shi Jian finished speaking, he heard the voice of a young disciple.

"All disciples, take your positions and prepare to—"

"One, two, three," the young disciples came back to their senses in an instant, and they stopped muttering. They bowed and shouted loudly, "Welcome the master!"

Shi Jian:? ? ?

——The expert is actually myself?

"Me?" Shi Jian pointed to himself, with confusion in Taohua's eyes, "An expert?"

"Yes." The little disciples nodded.

"Master," everyone said in unison again, "Wulin welcomes masters to come and guide, and welcome masters to record variety shows!"

Shi Jian:! ! !

Martial arts, the two words engraved in the bone marrow after a long absence, made Shi Jian's heart suddenly move.

He even felt that even Huasang Mountain, which he didn't want to recall, seemed to become more vivid and lovely.

Shi Jian took a deep breath, and suddenly felt an urgent desire to go home.

It turns out that there are martial arts here.

It's just that I didn't find it.

Shi Jian looked at the faces full of vigor and childishness, as if seeing the vigorous martial arts, he couldn't restrain his excitement.

"Get up," Shi Jian looked at these little carrot-headed disciples and smiled, feeling a little inexplicably close, "Which sect do you belong to?"

"We have all kinds of sects." The young disciples looked at each other and replied obediently.

While answering, the young disciples frantically communicated with each other with their eyes.

[The expert looks cold, but he is actually very kind! 】

[Ahhh, the expert is talking to us!Have a dream, will an expert guide us? 】

……

Shi Jian looked at the little disciples with a gratified smile.

It seems that in the current martial arts world, the relationship between various sects is well maintained, and the juniors are also playing together.

Shi Jian nodded in satisfaction.

"Let's go help everyone with their luggage first." Shi Jian looked at the leading disciple, "Will you go down the mountain?"

"Yes," the leader Xiaoluotou nodded, then shook his head again, "I won't go down the mountain like you."

Shi Jian:? ? ?

"This is my lightness kung fu, everyone should know the basics of lightness kung fu?" Shi Jian changed his method, "It doesn't matter if you play slowly."

"Report to the master, our lightness kung fu can only pass the plum blossom pile," Xiaoluotou reported, "We usually go down the mountain on our legs."

Shi Jian:! ! !

Shi Jian's expression froze, and he asked tentatively, "The basic backflip..."

"Report to the expert, we have no problem with front flips, but we can only do a few back flips, and we can't do too many consecutive back flips." Another little carrot added.

Shi Jian: ...

Shi Jian suddenly thought of something, and glanced at the young disciples in front of him: "You said, there are all sects, are all sects here?"

"Yes," the leading disciple nodded, and the more he spoke, the more confident he became, "Now our martial arts... is all on this mountain."

Shi Jian's smile disappeared silently.

He looked up at the sky.

——He suddenly felt that the martial arts here might really be doomed.

*******

On the other side, the old men who had just come down the mountain sneezed.

"I knew we should keep one of them up there," the bald old man shook his head, "I feel a little uneasy recently, and I'm afraid something will happen to them up there."

"It's true that more than one group of people have entered the mountain recently," an old man pushed his reading glasses, "and I heard that there is a new emerging sect of return to the mountain, which is mysterious."

"This indirect faction has not registered with our martial arts association. In this way," Lao Li arranged, "then let's finish the matter at hand earlier, contact the expert earlier, and feel at ease earlier."

"There are many night dreams in the province."

"By the way, when the masters come, those juniors who have already gone out to make a living," Lao Li clenched his fists, "it's time to kill their arrogance that no one in their eyes is arrogant."

"Well, I also teach the juniors," the bald old man said with a hint of worry in his tone, "their practice progress is too slow, how can they grow up..."

And Shi Jian, who was being looked for by all the old men, had already directed the younger disciples to bring the luggage up with the guests.

"Yes, very good, don't worry about going boldly, pay attention to borrowing strength," Shi Jian nodded while watching, "It is said that after practicing plum blossom piles for so many years, it is impossible for the most basic lightness kung fu to be mastered."

"It was taught by an expert!" The little disciple smiled sweetly at Shi Jian, "I seem to be able to understand it all of a sudden."

"I feel very light now!" Little Luobotou said, and went up the mountain in a hurry.

While teaching, Shi Jian directed the others: "Put these few over there. You can go up the mountain slowly and pay attention to your steps!"

"Understood!" The little disciples chattered, jumping up and down the mountain, and some even dared to show their hearts to Shi Jian, and shouted crisply, "We love you, master!"

director:……

Who told him that the little disciples on Mount Huasang are very fierce and not easy to mess with?

These little dumplings and radishheads who are flying around and helping them carry their luggage are obviously too cute. It makes people feel the urge to form a group to steal the little disciples!

Seeing Shi Jian being passionately confessed to by a group of young disciples one by one, Chu Xingchen, who was completely forgotten by Shi Jian, took a deep breath.

His gaze was fixed on Shi Jian.

He looked at Shi Jian, who had always had a calm expression on weekdays, and who had no special interest except eating, seemed to suddenly become a little popular.

Chu Xingchen looked sourly at the little carrot head who had just been patiently pointed out by Shi Jian and gently touched by Shi Jian with a faint smile.

"Master!" Little Luobotou looked over keenly.

"You have to be careful of that weird uncle," Little Luobotou said with a serious expression, "Master said that the martial arts world is not peaceful recently, and bad guys often come and go."

"I've observed it, this strange uncle has been staring at you for a long time," Little Luobotou frowned, and added, "He's been staring at you since you went down the mountain!"

"Looking at you very intently."

"But don't worry, expert," Xiaoluotou said coldly, staring back at Chu Xingchen with fierce eyes, "As long as you stay in our Huasang Mountain for a day, we will help you keep an eye on him."

"Yes!" The younger disciples responded in unison.

Shi Jian:? ? ?

Chu Xingchen, who was called "Strange Uncle" for the first time:? ? ?

director:……

With Chu Xingchen's face, how could he be called Uncle Weird? ! ?

Seeing the sudden ferocious looks in the eyes of the little disciples that made him flustered, and seeing Chu Xingchen's icy expression, the director silently hugged his head.

Everyone is right.

The young disciples of Huasang Mountain are indeed... fierce enough.

With an expression of admiration, the director once again looked at Shi Jian, who was able to conquer the young disciples of Huasang Mountain, and once again sighed from the bottom of his heart——

Shi Jian is indeed a scary man.

but……

he likes.

The director looked at Shi Jian with a look of fanaticism.

With that gaze, he almost wanted to confess Shi Jian in place.

——He hugged Shi Jian's thigh!

The author has something to say: Disciples: This man is plotting against an expert!Don't have ulterior motives!

Shi Jian:! !Sober up!That is the apprentice I fancy!Your chief senior brother! !

Chu Xingchen:? ? ?It's not against the law for me to stare at my wife, right?

Director: Help, is this the post-marriage Shura field (?

All the old men: Unexpectedly, the young disciples actually met the master before the old man, and even got the advice first, vicissitudes.jpg

Zhu Chenyi: Good guy, I haven't seen you for a few days, senior brother, this is the flowers who conquered the martial arts inexplicably (?

Yang Haonan: It's obviously unscientific, but after analyzing it, it's actually quite reasonable?It even saves the friction TUT of the conveyor belt

Walking on legs means walking (I don’t know where the dialect is, but it feels so cute QWQ

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Typhoon is coming TUT

Everyone pay attention to safety!Try to go out as little as possible!

Rainy days are good for staying at home, eating snacks, watching dramas and novels! (Sound of A Zhai——

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感谢在2021-07-2523:19:25~2021-07-2623:16:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I like you 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: the author said 6 bottles; the master never drinks 1 bottle of Coke;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!