Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

When a huge disaster strikes, apart from the breath of despair spreading, such scenes are always unavoidable.

Kissing affectionately when the world is in chaos, and accepting the coming end, such a plot may become a scene that makes the audience cry, and it is hard to control the emotion.

However, the two people who embraced each other affectionately were the culprits of this disaster.

Kamui probably never imagined that his crazy plan started from Pandora's Actor officially joining the Five Decays of Heaven and Man, and went all the way to an unknown direction of development.

The number of banknote bombs prepared in advance far exceeded his imagination, and the chaos caused was not to shake the people's trust in the government, but a catastrophe like the end of the world.

No one knows when the next wave of explosions will wake up. The car sirens are mixed with people's desperate screams. It's like a purgatory on earth. They can only throw away all their money to save their lives.The society fell into chaos in an instant, and the originally peaceful daily life was destroyed by the ubiquitous soaring flames, tearing apart all appearances of peace.

Fortunately, the cemetery is a remote and desolate place after all, and there are no grave-sweepers during busy working days, so the explosion will not reach here for a while.

Shuji Tsushima glanced at the tombstone standing alone under the tree from the corner of his eye. The mustard flower was still swaying with the sea breeze, reflected in his absent-minded pupils, with an incomparably complicated expression.

After a long while, he shook off the inexplicable emptiness and guilt in his heart, slowly broke free from Fyodor's arms, turned around and looked at the sparkling sea, and hummed softly: "I don't like to hug men. Hugs."

The young man who was broken free still smiled slightly, as if the chaos of the city could not affect his love, and deliberately asked, "Should I be excluded from this scope?"

Even if the topic of the two of them is not appropriate now, neither of them intends to stop, and they don't care about the suffering suffered by the world.

Perhaps this is the most real of them. They don't need to play any pre-set roles, and they are ruthless enough to everything except each other.

A cargo ship passing by was also affected by the explosion. The banknotes carried by the crew caused damage to the hull, and water flooded the airtight cabin. As time passed, it was one step closer to sinking.

Shuji Tsushima stared at the disaster he had created by himself, heaved a long sigh, returned to the topic he had been talking about for a long time, and asked softly.

"So it's love?"

"I told you, I don't know."

Without any hesitation, the pale-skinned youth gave exactly the same answer as before.Later, I realized that my attitude was a bit perfunctory, and took the initiative to explain my feelings in another way, "Do you want to know what I was thinking at the beginning?"

Fully understanding what the other party was thinking, Shuji Tsushima refused with a disgusted expression, "Hey, don't bring up such restricted topics in broad daylight."

What Fyodor would bring up at the beginning could only be their love game that progressed too quickly, with almost no buffer time from confession to home plate, and then immediately entered adult mode.

At the beginning when the acting skills were too rigid, in retrospect, even the most intimate actions are dark history that cannot be bear to witness.

Fyodor ignored it and insisted on asking, "Want to know?"

"I feel like I'll be pissed off if I hear it, so you better not say it." The curly-haired young man turned around again, his kite-colored eyes filled with rejection.

Considering that the relationship between the two is still very delicate, it is better to say less about the content that is likely to damage their relationship.

"It's just a matter of routine, and I don't think such a thing is so interesting. I deliberately use the administrator account without physical restrictions to torture you to death." Someone who insisted on explaining continued to ignore it, complaining blankly, "You Acting is also very tiring, every day I have to show the appearance of being exhausted, but the administrator account will not reach this level at all, and I have to learn from the actors in the movie." He paused, took a deep breath In one breath, "To be honest, it's a bit fake."

Adhering to the idea of ​​"As long as I am not embarrassed, the other party will be the one who is embarrassed", Shuji Tsushima covered his ears with his hands and shook his head frantically.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't—"

After all, no one had experience with this kind of thing at the time. According to the setting in the original work, he had a reasonable suspicion that he had experienced it during the port mafia period, but it should be the opposite sex, but this is impossible to know when he has lost all his memories. .

Not to mention the devil, the character setting itself has some divinity. From another perspective, it is shrouded in the "solitary" aura.

The only way for the two of them to learn is from those movies on the Internet. Leaving aside the proportion of acting in them, it is inevitable to be instilled with a lot of misunderstandings.

After all, there are some things that can only be qualified to speak after personal experience.

"Forget it, it's better to say, Fei Jia, that you can actually do this surprised me even more."

Finally feeling that his behavior was too naive, Shuji Tsushima stopped shaking his head frantically, and turned his head to complain about the other party, "Looking at the original you, I really doubt whether there is any function in that aspect. I feel that the devil is completely related to desire. Two words are insulated, I never thought you could actually have such a physiological reaction."

Leaving aside the administrator account, he was most shocked by the fact that the player account, which has no blessings and can basically be compared with the physical body of the present world, can even be called excellent in all aspects.

"Surprised?" Fyodor stepped forward, bringing the distance between the two closer again.

Feeling a little uncomfortable, the curly-haired young man closed his eyes, let his lover's cold fingertips touch his cheek, and murmured, "More or less."

"It's just a normal physiological reaction. Even if I claim to be a god, my body is also an ordinary human being. It doesn't mean I can't have this need."

"Well, love..." Shuji Tsushima comfortably rubbed his cheek against his lover's palm twice, and brought the topic back to the original point, "So what's going on now?"

Holding his lover in his arms again, Fyodor, who didn't think his behavior was boring at all, smiled lightly, licking the other's ear with the tip of his tongue.

"Aren't you planning to let go of this topic today?"

"Yeah, otherwise." Shuji Tsushima raised a hand with a natural expression, and wiped his ear, "Anyway, you already knew what the end of this plan would be. The feeling is not as strong as it is shown, it is better to talk about more nutritious topics."

The disliked Russian youth still showed no desire to survive at all, and calmly asked a question that might lead to a breakup crisis in a normal couple, "Is it nutritious to discuss whether I love you or not?"

After all, they don't even understand what the feeling of love is, and it is difficult to get an answer if they continue to study.

The reason Tsujima Shuji cared so much was because he vaguely felt that the strange emotion that had subconsciously grown in his heart over the years was something he thought he would never have.

"I don't know what the original devil thought, but Fei Jia, you are not lying when you say you gave up your long-cherished wish."

The young man tilted his head, hugged his lover back in the same way, buried his face in the other's neck, and said in a muffled voice: "For you, the process of fulfilling the devil's long-cherished wish is just to completely fill up the strategy bar in the game. behavior."

He moaned for a long time, and added: "You have put it down a long time ago."

"Well, but I still really want to see what the ideal utopia looks like."

Perhaps the definition of the redemption of the devil is too rigid, forgetting the two people who are playing the game, and tacitly believe that only by letting Fyodor realize his long-cherished wish can he be redeemed.

However, for Fyodor, who had already fully understood the absurdity of his long-cherished wish in this world, the destruction of the long-standing beacon actually relieved him of some burdens.

After all, the devil is a devil, how could he not understand the truest meaning of his wish.Abandoning the path he once insisted on has not affected him as seriously as he imagined.

In other words, completely salted fish, living casually.

Fortunately, there is still someone of his kind who can make him toss around, so that the world will not be filled with emptiness.

"Thank you for being able to respond to my body."

Shuji Tsushima curled his lips when he got the answer from the other party, recalling the behavior of the two more than ten years ago, he caught the point and tightened Fyodor's waist in retaliation.

"Those scars haven't been healed. Except for the knife that my ancestors cut me, there are various other scars on my body. It's horrible to not cover them with bandages. The most uncomfortable thing is the atrophic scar after the deep burn. After pressing and applying the scar remover for so long, it still looks horrible."

For both of them, the game had almost failed at first because of what he said.

Or to be more precise, it is to fast forward to the last step without any buffer when neither of them can deeply enter the role.

It was even more abrupt than their forcible massaging of Majin and Osamu Dazai.

"In the beginning, it was probably because of his pretty face."

Fyodor hesitated for a long time, but decided to tell the truth.

"In the original most normal strategy mode, we would not establish a relationship so early. We would have to wait at least a year or two for emotional cultivation before we can reach home base. I didn't expect you to return to the present world suddenly and consume too much original power. Had to enter the most intimate state."

"At that time, we had no emotional existence at all, and the performance was too blunt. It is more appropriate to say that it is a very stable relationship with friends with benefits." The pale-skinned young man rubbed his lover's hair, and his desire for survival was close to nothing, " And my own needs are not very strong, to be honest, I was very tired during that time, and it is interesting to see your crying expression."

It has to be said that the initial intimate relationship between the two was completely forced by external factors.If it weren't for Shuji Tsushima's dementia in the world, he almost couldn't reach the full level before meeting Mori Ogai, and they wouldn't be so foolish at the earliest.

If I have to give an example, my behavior at that time was more like completing the daily tasks in the game, [have a hearty exercise with my lover (01)], so it is inevitable that I will feel tired after a long time.

"...I'm going to hit someone, and you say I'm really going to hit someone." Shuji Tsushima gritted his teeth, not knowing if he was really angry, and crazily hammered Fyodor's back with little force, his behavior and language Not consistent.

After venting, he deliberately complained in an extremely aggrieved voice, "Is it so interesting to torment me?"

The reason why he is so stubborn to confirm his lover's feelings for him is that Shuji Tsushima essentially does not want any response to his uncontrollable feelings. If this is the case, he will probably be autistic enough to break up on the spot.

After all, the two are of the same kind, and since I have already developed feelings that seem to be love, then Fyodor may also be the same.It's just that he still hasn't been able to get a confirmed answer, which makes the uneasiness linger in his heart.

He must get a satisfactory answer.

After explaining his initial feelings, Fyodor finally stopped the topic.He patted his lover's back reassuringly, his purplish red eyes revealed emotions that were so tender that they almost drowned, and he breathed softly in Shuji Tsushima's ear.

"Now, apart from the out-of-control and flustered performance, I prefer your smile from the bottom of your heart."

"..." The curly-haired youth's breathing stagnated slightly.

An indescribable heat flowed from Shuji Tsushima's heart to all his limbs, making him, who was always able to control his heartbeat freely, flustered for a moment and didn't know what to do.

"A sense of accomplishment, or something else, can make you who can't find the meaning of life rely on me from the bottom of your heart, trust me, and feel the emotion called happiness when you get along. This makes me feel that what I have done It's not meaningless."

Fyodor, who has always used a thick mask to cover his heart, finally chose to throw away all disguises and show his most naked feelings to the only existence that can make him forget what despair is.

"I really want this state to last forever, as if it can make you happy forever, and it has become the meaning of existence that I define for myself unconsciously."

"All of this is not false. So, I also want to congratulate you, Dazai-kun. You successfully pulled me off the throne, turned this superficial false love game into reality, and let me taste the uniqueness of the mortal world. and be obsessed with it.” He lowered his head and rubbed his hands with the lover in his arms, “You win, and I win too, there are no losers in this game.”

After all, they chose each other, chose to accept the truest emotion in their hearts, and completely made the last barrier between them disappear.

After that, they really embrace each other.

"Hmph." Shuji Tsushima snorted softly, sniffled his nose, and said in a muffled voice, "Let's try to acquit you and release you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your tolerance." Fyodor half-closed his eyes and teased, "Why don't you celebrate with a kiss of true love?"

"Why are these words so disgusting when they come out of your mouth, it seems ironic."

"The demon has left a deep impression on you, it's hard to change."

The curly-haired young man sighed, showing helplessness, and offered his lips, "Just a moment, there are still things to do later."

"Ah."

──As early as when he first decided to take this step, Shuji Tsushima knew that he could not stay in the Armed Detective Agency with peace of mind.

So when the plan was actually implemented, he didn't dare to take the initiative to meet with the members of the detective agency, wanting to avoid all possibilities that could shake him.He even found the most suitable excuse for himself to make the behavior of destroying the world reasonable and understandable to the greatest extent.

However, this could not fool him.

In this game, he completely deviated from the detective agency and deviated from Osamu Dazai's principle of sticking to the side of saving lives.So in the end, he tried his best to do something for the detective agency as the ultimate villain.

Think of it as the last gift before parting.

The world is falling into chaos because of his arrangement, and the detonation of countless banknote bombs has become the last scene of this world.

A man in a dark yellow military uniform stood in the center of the screen, and this picture instantly appeared in every corner of the world, blocking the signal for broadcasting urgent news.He wears a funny and treacherous mask, speaks an overly funny opera accent, and announces loudly to the world.

[Ants struggling in the suffering bestowed by God, give up pointless resistance, this is a trial sent by the gods! !In order to create a perfect Eden, I only represent myself to cleanse the world of all sins. 】

【Um?What?Are my words too secondary?That's too much, it's not some kid in the second stage of middle school!I am Kami of the new world!It's called Ye (beep——) month! ! !Remember it all for me! 】

As if realizing that his behavior was too funny, and made all the people watching this scene stupefied, the man cleared his throat and finally got serious.

【Well, it's actually Pandora's Actor.I'm sorry, let me take a second look, after all, it's the same voice actor, and I can't help but want to play tricks at this time.So without further nonsense, I’ll just say it straight, I blamed the five declines of heaven and man on the detective agency, I’m sorry, after all, it’s so interesting to wipe out the will of a righteous person──]

He laughed loudly and kept patting the table beside him, showing a crazy gesture.

[This world is too corrupt, soaked in filth, and sins have taken root in the earth, someone must clean it up, so I am here.But it's a pity that as long as human beings still have self-awareness, the day when sins will never be eradicated.Thank you Detective Agency for helping me delay this for so long and applaud your selfless dedication. 】

Pandora's Actor in the picture clapped perfunctorily, easily undoing the brainwashing of the "pages" to everyone in the world, regardless of the plan of his boss.

After all, to this day, there is no need for him to hide.

[In just three days, the world will return to its original appearance.So revel, it's the end of humanity, gods—I'll enjoy it. 】

[By the way, I almost forgot the most important point, which is to specifically inform some people in the know. 】

He purposely paused for a while as if he was a joke, and slowly picked up a heavy literature book from outside the screen, pretending to open the pages, not knowing what he was reading.

[Don't think about being able to resist the gods, human beings are too small, and you cannot defy the will of the world itself. 】

[I am the "book". 】

The man cut off the screen without hesitating, completely indifferent to what kind of huge whirlpool the world was plunged into by the information he revealed.