The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

As soon as Nie Xiaoqian said that, she stood up after muttering, and just about to leave, the tip of her ear twitched: "Huh."

The rushing water was mixed with sad choking.

? ?What's the matter? This is, Nie Xiaoqian became nervous, and she couldn't rush in directly, and she didn't dare to instruct Qing Fu, so she could only drag Si Ji out: "Ask your Brother Xu."

Si Ji knocked on the door in confusion: "Brother Xu, are you okay? It's been too long in the shower."

"Hey!" Xu Xian sighed heavily, even the frosted door couldn't stop his sadness and frustration, "Just thinking about the food before, it was so delicious, I can't help but think that it would be great if my wife was here... Woohoo!"

Si Ji: "..."

Although it is very affectionate, Brother Xu's reflex arc is too long!How long has it been since the meal, maybe the leftovers have been wiped out by the locusts next door.

Since it was all right, Si Ji went back to his room, Qing Fu also looked away, and walked out with his hands behind his back.

Standing at the door of the neighbor's house with his head tilted and listening for a while, Qing Fu nodded: "Well, it's quiet, our logistics is dispatched."

"..._(:з"∠)_" Nie Xiaoqian just followed and knelt down.

Remembering that she once aspired to be a logistics worker, now she can only humbly say that I am not worthy.

Qing Fu was also thinking ecstatically, saying that he was "the front battlefield", but the rear battlefield was much more powerful.They are also preparing for exams here, and cultivating immortals.

Even so, the pace is too fast. Seeing that Emperor Fengdu is really invited to come out now, he knows that Muyu Bodhidharma's surge of sneakiness at that time may not be digested until now.

The system couldn't help but sigh in relief.

This logistics is too reliable, unlike other worlds, when their systems return from normal missions, they will also discuss experience. Although many worlds have been successfully repaired, they have suffered heavy damage due to the butterfly effect. There is such a logistics support to open the back door.

Love the emperor, the good god of the people, show respect to the emperor.

Qing Fu also murmured: "I'd better make a little sacrifice and slow down the task as much as possible."

Before the system was surprised, Qing Fu said: "Don't look at me, anyway, I don't mean to take shortcuts by clearing missions when I practice Taoism. I'm thinking, although people don't die, they will be disabled, so we have to leave enough time for the rear battlefield to eliminate ghosts , it would be better to have more opportunities to breathe and recuperate... I just don't know if the plot will give this opportunity."

Qingfu wandered around the door of the neighbor's house a few more times, remembering the mahogany root carving he brought back from Yisi's house, and he hadn't started to carve the sword. Qingfu simply asked Nie Xiaoqian to go back to his room to avoid it, and he took out all the tools.

This carving is not big, and when it is cut into a sword, it is even shorter, about two fingers wide, and no longer than two palms.

"Book of Rites" says: "Peaches are evil of ghosts." Peach yang and ghost yin, peach wood swords are the best for restraining sneakiness. The original talisman - peach talisman.

"Oh, it's killing me—" Si Ji rushed out of the room, saw Qing Fu cutting the sword, and was still chanting something, so he said, "Brother, why is the bathroom light still on, Brother Xu hasn't come out yet?" ?”

Qing Fu didn't get distracted, it is the most taboo to be distracted at this time: "...kill the evil spirits first, then kill the night light, what kind of god is not subdued, what ghost dare to be..."

He recited the ghost-killing curse, which was supposed to be used in conjunction with the secret seal of the Yellow God Yuezhang—that is, the seal of the Yellow Emperor, but Qingfu changed it, engraving his master Lao Tzu on the body of the sword, which is the seal of the world. The seal of Taiqing Daode Tianzun.

Originally, the ghost-killing curse was for the supernatural powers of the Taishang Laojun, so engraving the Taiqing seal is naturally more effective than the secret seal of Huangshen Yuezhang.

Si Ji saw that Qingfu ignored him, so he had to rush over and knock on the door aggrieved: "Brother Xu, Brother Xu, you should come out, no matter how hard you are, you will never see your wife! Why don't you come out and beg Master..." I couldn't bear it Stopped, Si Ji gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't come out again, I will go in!!"

In a hurry, he pushed the door open and rushed in. He took a closer look and found Xu Xian lying in the bathtub with his eyes closed, his waist wrapped in a towel, and there was only a thin layer of water in the bathtub.

Si Ji: "..." I'll go, what kind of gesture is this, isn't it dead? ?

——No, Brother Xu is already dead.Then again, is it necessary to take a bath to be a ghost?

Si Ji slammed Xu Xian hard: "Brother Xu, don't sleep!"

Xu Xian sat up abruptly, still at a loss, seeing Si Ji struggling to hold back his urine, he reacted and quickly apologized, wrapped himself in a big bath towel and went out, wondering to Qing Fu: "Why did I fall asleep, I was wrapped in a bath towel alright……"

Si Ji came out after washing his hands, and also complained: "The water is so cold, it may not be comfortable to soak in it? Brother Xu, pay more attention next time."

Xu Xian agreed awkwardly, and only then did Qing Fu complete the magic sword.

It was luck that the bathroom was just empty at the end.Qingfu Shi Shiran got up, took a change of clothes and entered the door, and habitually went to arrange the toiletries first: "..."

...how about the conditioner?Where's my conditioner? ?Why is it empty? It was still there yesterday.

Qing Fu stood for a while in the bathroom that was still filled with wet mist, and went out with a dark face: "Xiao Xu, come here."

Si Ji was taken aback by Qing Fu's expression, hesitating whether to intercede for Brother Xu who was unresponsive.Xu Xian also nervously thought that the waste of water must have displeased Master.

Qing Fu: "I hope you know that it's okay to occupy the bathroom, but ghosts, especially male ghosts, don't need hair care..."

·

With the hair conditioner that Si Ji hurriedly bought back, Qingfu can take a bath with peace of mind. In the past few days, thinking about the experience of encountering demons when he crossed the golden elixir tribulation, every morning after taking a bath, Qingfu would light incense in the house, Concentrating and resting, use the smoothest talisman brush selected from thousands of people, the smoothest and non-smudged cinnabar, and the best quality yellow paper to draw talismans.

"Shh, Brother Xu, don't go out." Si Ji poked his head at the door of the room, pulled Xu Xian who had temporarily moved into the room with him, and said in a breathy voice, "Be careful to disturb elder brother, my eyes are so blue."

It's too late.

Qing Fucai bought a mobile phone for Xu Xian to "find his original heart". Although Xu Xian is not very good at games, he recently discovered a beautiful drama "Legend of the New White Snake". Now the mobile phone is playing: "Wait a thousand years Wait once, wait a thousand years, I have no regrets~"

"..." Si Ji slowly shrank back, his elder brother is so ceremonial, I hope little brother Xu will have no regrets when he goes out this time...

Fortunately, it didn't take long for such fearful days, and high school started.Si Ji went to school with a blushing face, and came back with a teary cat's head. Nie Xiaoqian thought that some classmates were mocking him for being old: "In front of knowledge, everyone is equal, even though you are in your twenties—"

"What are you in your twenties?" Si Ji looked at Nie Xiaoqian in astonishment, but he didn't expect to be stabbed again. He wiped his tears and said, "After school at noon, my classmates asked me to go to the canteen to buy snacks, and I couldn't even get a dime out. "

"?" Qingfu sat at the dining table, with only an empty bowl in front of him, and looked over coldly after hearing this, "You still have time to accompany your classmates to buy snacks, and the family's meals are still waiting for you to cook."

"..." In this indifferent world, Si Ji went to wash the rice with a heartbroken grievance.

Xu Xian also came back from the outside with a lot of leaflets: "Thank you, master, for the recommendation. After I went to check the pulse of the grandma of the Si family, she called some dancing friends. An old lady said that if I need regular consultations, she can rent a house. Pay at the end of the month, no deposit required.”

"Then what is this?" Nie Xiaoqian took the leaflet curiously, such as bullfrog hot pot, massage and massage, as if there were a whole street of small advertisements.

Xu Xian: "Oh, it's the old ladies who taught me how to fold a small cardboard box with leaflets. They gave it to me..."

"..." This is a treasure that the old ladies have worked so hard to collect. Most people don't give it to Xu Xian, but Xu Xian is quite popular.Nie Xiaoqian was still waiting to ask, and Si Ji rushed out from the kitchen: "Sister Nie—"

Nie Xiaoqian: "When the oil is gone, there is still a bottle in the cupboard. The sauce and vinegar are sold in the supermarket downstairs. It is impossible for me to help."

She is no longer the Nie Xiaoqian she used to be, but now she is the ghost of the Nie clan!

"..." Si Ji hesitated for a moment, "No, it's my grandma, who just sent a message—"

Nie Xiaoqian was nervous for a second: "What the hell again?"

Si Ji: "...No, it was your Lanmei map that was sold, and unexpectedly became famous."

Si Ji opened his mobile Weibo to show Nie Xiaoqian:

[@林海Recently, an old friend’s gallery reopened. He originally went there to reminisce about the old days. He didn’t expect to get three blue plum pictures by accident. The so-called careful workmanship and charm come, especially the ink plum pictures. I think of Wang Mian's saying "don't let people praise the color, just leave the clean air to fill the universe", so I came here to take a photo for everyone to appreciate. 】

Si Ji said excitedly: "Grandpa Lin was a well-known painter when he was alive, and now he is an honorary professor in several universities. This Weibo was created for him by his teaching assistant, and it usually posts recent works or school teaching During activities, he seldom posts his own blog. His Weibo is full of people who love and seek paintings, so grandma receives many calls, saying that she hopes to buy the same author as Professor Lin’s Lanmei picture. painting."

Nie Xiaoqian's expression changed from "Nie's fierce ghost" to "Nie's greedy ghost", and the corners of her mouth parted: "Really?"

"...Really, sister, your back molars are exposed. The final payment will be posted on your WeChat in a while, so sister, do you still draw?" Si Ji thought for a while and then said, "Do you want to open a Weibo too. Go back and check with the Weibo account I opened for the gallery, and mine. Usually, I will find a way to push you, so that more people can see your paintings."

Nie Xiaoqian is like every old person who is old and resists before being exposed to new things: "Isn't WeChat enough? I recently typed and slipped! I also use the official account."

Si Ji changed his angle: "Weibo is another function, there are many handsome little brothers on it, look at me..."

Sister Xiao Nie is so thoughtful. After taking photos for Yisi before, she came to ask him if he could print them out, or the mobile phone desktop wallpaper that Si Ji set for her. It is not very popular to collect photo stickers now... Si Ji also took the opportunity to send Yisi's photo to himself on WeChat.

Nie Xiaoqian's expression had already returned to "no worldly desires", looking at the little brothers that Si Ji brushed up one by one: "Huh? This is okay..."

Si Ji took advantage of the opportunity to register her, and quickly clicked on the gallery and his own attention: "Not only that, if you really see a very excited little brother, you can also support him by buying support, Lin Li is in many prostitution parties above..."

"..." Nie Xiaoqian glanced at the final payment sent by Grandma Si, and then at the gold that the system marked to upgrade.

Nie Xiaoqian endured the pain: "Then I will be a prostitute for a while."

It is impossible to count on the big brother, Nie Xiaoqian reluctantly touched the edited picture of the little brother on the phone: "Brother, wait for me..." Turning around, she cursed the system, [You profiteer!It's not about the safety of the world at all, it only knows how to squeeze our hard-earned money every day, and delay my raising my little brother...]

[…] The system is sad and wronged, and this standard is not set by him. Whose fault is it that Nie Xiaoqian has become like this?

at the same time.

On the vast sea, the emerald-like sea surface cracked one after another, and the sea water fell straight down like a waterfall, causing the surrounding water to quickly create huge eddies one after another.

"Judges, Seventh Lord, Eighth Lord," Bai Yiwuchang came out of the ghostly battlefield in shifts, and saluted one by one listlessly, "This is the first day, fortunately, the emperor is here to rule the field. I don't care." Knowing how those living people carried it over before, you can say that this sneaky growth trend is declining, but it keeps coming!"

"After the gap is healed, the sneakiness will no longer grow. And how can it be so simple to say 'carry it over'? The living people have also consumed a lot of manpower and material resources." The black-clothed Wuchang nervously retreated from the battlefield with his hat in his arms— — His top hat was almost ripped off by the sneak just now, "The last time there were few cracks, and everyone could control it with everyone's strength. This time, the emperor has to take action. When the cracks fade away, the remaining sneaks are nothing to be afraid of." , It’s just that it’s more difficult now. After fighting for so many days, ghosts feel tired, let alone living people. I think many Taoist priests can’t draw even talismans—”

Not far away, at the place where the tsunami and hurricane occurred, the ghosts were still crawling out of the crack without fear of life and death, making a shriek that could not be heard clearly, but it shook the soul. Emperor Fengdu held the book of life and death in his hand, his thin lips slightly , while carefully controlling the divine power to repair the cracks torn apart by the forces of the outside world one by one, while lowering his eyes, he scratched out the names that emerged from the paper one by one.

The avenue will collapse, and life and death will be turned upside down by the ghosts.These people's lifespan is far from exhausted, but they are listed in the book of seductive spirits because of their rampant fury.

The more names crossed out, the deeper the frown on Emperor Fengdu's brows. Just for a moment, he wondered whether it was wrong to indulge the aliens that day, and the east wind suddenly came from far away.

Countless yellow talismans came from nowhere, and the cinnabar dotted on the tip of the pen is like the tip of a sword quenching blood. Although it is not as white as pear blossoms, the aura it turns into is colder than ice and snow, and more deadly than the blade of a sword.The yellow talisman stamped with the Taishang Laojun's secret seal flew towards Guishou like a swallow darting over water, and flew towards the exhausted Taoist monks, which aroused Guiller's painful cry before death, and Taoists' ecstasy: "Quick! Hurry up! There are still extras, fish them for me, fish them for me! I'll go and make them waterproof!"

Who is a good comrade of the people? With such a delicate mind, he draws symbols to send warmth!