The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

Grass, heck.This ghost can't turn on the air conditioner yet, but he can speak English.Si Ji hummed a few times on the spot, and turned his eyes to Qing Fu for help.

"..." Qing Fu touched his sleeve calmly, probably found out that he had stolen the letter, "Open the door, haven't you seen your neighbor?"

He has never seen a neighbor with a long tongue reaching his waist... Si Ji trembling, hurriedly opened the door, almost squeezed in behind Qing Fu, and couldn't wait to close the door.

"What should I do, brother," Si Ji lowered his voice nervously, "I suspect they are uneasy—"

"Let's make a meal." Qing Fu stroked his stomach, "I'm a little hungry."

"..." Si Ji really wanted to say, eat, eat, you will know how to eat, why are cultivators so obsessed with tongue.But he didn't dare, so he went to wash the rice with a heavy heart.

Nie Xiaoqian and Xu Xian were also released by Qingfu one after another, and sat around the dining table together waiting for dinner.

At this time, Nie Xiaoqian's consciousness is reflected: "—Xiao Si, the outside of your pot is dark, why don't you wash it? The stove is full of oil spots, why don't you know how to wipe it? You Look at this place, it won’t work if you don’t sweep it for a day, let’s clean it again after cooking!”

Si Ji: "...Sister! When you say this, can you put down the phone you are playing games on?"

This insidious game!It used to be that Miss Nie was not like this, Si Ji said, "I'm too busy, sister, please help me."

"Me?" Nie Xiaoqian was very satisfied after winning a round, she might have flinched a little from her expression, at this moment she casually picked her fingernails, "I, Nie's fierce ghost——"

[? ? ? 】The system is surprised, you Nie's ghost? ?

Nie Xiaoqian: "—how can I mop the floor, wash the pots and clean the stove? My stage is not here. Xiao Si, my sister will leave these to you, and I will teach you all the years of housekeeping experience... ..."

After being on the battlefield, looking at this world again, everything is different... Nie Xiaoqian looked around with a new understanding of everything.

The food smelled fragrant because of Si Ji's bitter tears, and it floated out of the window, making the ghost next door cry.

"Dong dong dong! The door is open, the neighbor wants to come and get in touch." Bai Yiwuchang poked at the door and looked in, tears streaming from his mouth, "Is there any hospitable host for some offerings?"

Si Ji took the dish: "..."

What should I do, I don't really want to have a good relationship with my neighbors.

But if the errand can be stopped by the door, it is not a errand.Two impermanences entered through the door one after another, followed by Emperor Fengdu, holding a volume of unfinished official documents in his hand.

"Do you love work so much?" Qing Fu grabbed one in each hand, and put Bai Yiwuchang and Si Ji, who almost spilled the vegetable soup, on the table. Food, understand?"

Just allow them to eat, and Baiyi Wuchang sat down obediently immediately.

Emperor Fengdu put down his official document and stared at the bowl that Si Ji brought to hold the offering: "No one likes to work, and neither do ghosts. It's just a duty... Well, I don't eat fat."

"..." There are quite a lot of requests, Si Ji sneered in his heart, but he quietly picked out the fat that had been put into the offering bowl.

School is about to start soon, and the weather is still so hot, the air conditioner brings a cool breeze, which becomes the only comfort in summer.

After a while, Qing Fu: "...Eat when you eat, move to the side."

Emperor Fengdu: "Then can you turn down the fan blades of the air conditioner? I feel hot."

Qing Fu looked at Emperor Fengdu who was about to move to sit next to him, with unfriendly eyes: "I will feel cold."

Emperor Fengdu: "Can you add a piece of clothing?"

Qing Fu: "You can go shirtless."

"...Then I'll go next door and fix the air conditioner." Si Ji put down the dishes stiffly.

As a college entrance examination student, his wish is very humble, that is, this family will still be there before the college entrance examination ends...

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The reason why the air conditioner doesn't respond is simple, the socket is not plugged in.When the next door was as cold as an ice hole, the two impermanences who had been drying their stomachs under the air conditioner couldn't wait to rush back. Before leaving, they packed all the leftovers like locusts. No wonder Si Ji started to gain weight recently.

"Hmph, don't be complacent." Si Ji didn't dare to speak harshly to Emperor Fengdu, so he pretended to be arrogant to the two impermanent foxes, "I'm not afraid of you, this time I cooked a lot of food, so my eldest brother allowed you to take it away... It’s just dealing with leftovers.”

Wuchang didn't care if he said harsh words or not, anyway, he was full and walked around if he couldn't finish eating, so he didn't have to worry about supper at night.

Emperor Fengdu didn't stay long, as if he came here just to eat and use the air conditioner, after Qingfu finished seeing off the guests, he waited suspiciously for a while to confirm that Emperor Fengdu didn't intend to kill the carbine, and then he took out the still fluttering yellow from his sleeve. butterfly.

"Hey, big brother." Nie Xiaoqian poked her head out from behind the sofa, "You also secretly hid one."

Qing Fu looked over in surprise, and Nie Xiaoqian actually took out a yellow butterfly from her sleeve: "I remember you said before that this must be very profitable, so you took a piece of it while you were in the chaos."

Qing Fu was quite touched: "Xiao Nie, you have grown up."

The system also choked up: [Xiao Nie, you are getting worse. 】

Today's Nie Xiaoqian, he no longer recognizes her face.

Nie Xiaoqian didn't care about the system, Qingfu had already deciphered the spell on the letter, sat on the sofa, she also leaned over and stretched her neck while watching and said: "...Report to Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin: Today, ghosts and ghosts are becoming more and more rampant in various districts. Rampant, I waited to make a curve chart..."

Si Ji: "???" Curve statistics? ?

Nie Xiaoqian: "...According to the statistics, it was found that the number of sneaky people increased most dramatically at 18:[-] on the evening of the [-]th two months ago, and at [-]:[-] on No. [-]."

There was too much information, Qing Fu narrowed his eyes: "Two months ago, at five o'clock in the evening on the sixth day?"

Wasn't that the time of Si Ji's first car accident, when he rescued Si Ji, resulting in a change in the book of life and death, so that Emperor Fengdu went out in person for the second time. He remembered that the second car accident seemed to be at five or six o'clock in the morning.

The system immediately went to review: [...Host, there is no problem with the data check, and the repair speed of the world has indeed increased. 】The system hesitated for a moment, and said carefully, 【In fact, this kind of problem has happened before, and it is a common situation in the repair process.Compared with the premature death of the world, the damage caused by such a butterfly effect is considered minimal. 】

But no matter how small it is, the damage caused by the sneaky rampage is real, so how can the words "common situation" and "butterfly effect" be taken away.

Qing Fu frowned and looked down:

[To this day, there are more than ten thousand brothers and sisters who volunteered from all walks of life in districts one to nine.Below are the battle reports for each district:

District 3201: [-] sneaky animals have been detected and punished.

Zone 2005: [-] sneaky animals have been detected, and they will be punished.

District Three: It has been detected... to kill.

District Four: ……….

……

……

District Nine: 3789 sneaky animals have been detected and punished.

For the time being, no ghost has escaped the prevention and control circle. Although more than a thousand people have been injured, there is no damage for the time being, which is a blessing. 】

Qing Fu looked at the yellow paper in a daze, the brushstrokes on the paper were bright red with cinnabar, and the back of his hand was gradually wet with tears: "... Si Ji."

He turned his head blackly, and he saw Si Ji's big head protruding from behind the sofa, crying so much that tears and snot came out: "Woooo!! ! I want to help too!!"

"??" Qing Fu pulled Si Ji away, and pulled two or three tissues to wipe the tears on the back of his hands in disgust, "Recently, I have memorized the books quite well, but is this an exam? You still help, and you even help them There is no money for ordering a box lunch."

"..." This is how you hate less when money is in use, and you only know how precious it is when you lose it. Si Ji rushed over and hugged Qingfu's leg, "Then it's okay to be a Taoist priest, the head of Taoist priests? Take me as a disciple, brother! I also Let's do our part to defend our country!"

Qing Fu seriously took a half-step back: "Forget it, do you think you don't need to take exams to be a Taoist priest? I don't want a disciple like you who is not active in work."

Enthusiasm is a good thing, but if you think that you can go to the battlefield after studying as a teacher, you look down on practitioners too much, and it's not his youth.

Qing Fu carried him back to the room, put it in front of the desk, and gently opened Wusan: "What is the ability to do what the ability should do? Have you completed today's learning tasks?"

"..." Si Ji slowly withdrew his cry.

Just kidding, he ran a long distance to find Yisi, and cooked when he came back by plane. How could he have the time to complete the learning tasks.

"I wanted to tell you a long time ago that you can actually bring your textbooks and supplementary books with you when you go to catch ghosts. For example, this time, can't you recite classical Chinese when you go to catch ghosts? Can't you brush up on Wusan when you fly? ? Can't you listen to English listening while cooking?" Qing Fu stroked Si Ji's head, "I make time for myself."

Si Ji's tears were about to flow again: "...I think you can't have it both ways, the college entrance examination or the security... Secretary, can you choose one of the two?"

Impossible, in Qingfu's plan, let alone before the world is stabilized, Si Ji will not be given any chance to run around on the streets: "Isn't it good now?"

What's so good about it, Si Ji, with tears in his eyes, feeling the beatings from the society?

Qing Fu: "This is what it looks like to live hard... Well, the sentence just now comes from "Fish I Want". It seems to be a compulsory part of the exam. I will listen to the full text by reciting it."

"..." Si Ji ran away in despair.He didn't even know the title of "Fish and Bear's Paw", so he thought it should be called "Fish and Bear's Paw".

Nie Xiaoqian was squatting at the door, watching Qingfu close the door of Si Ji's room, then she took another piece of yellow paper and said: "I also read this one, it was when I ate Muyu Dharma, the number of sneaks increased dramatically , It seemed a little out of control for a while, and the servants in the underworld who had no official duties on hand also went to help, and reported in advance that it was a critical juncture, and might set up an altar to invite Emperor Fengdu to incarnate."

The system was afraid that Qingfu would give up after reading the letter, so he could only force himself to say against his will: 【I will still get sores and strains after losing weight. Isn't that lucky, no one sacrificed. 】

"..." Qing Fu was thoughtful.

After so much sneaking and fighting for such a long time, he couldn't believe that no one was dead.

"You said..." Qing Fu said slowly, "Because of the restoration of the world, there was a sharp increase in sneakiness, which led to the death of people. Is it the same situation as Si Ji and Yisi? As long as there is enough ability, it can be operated subjectively." To avoid, to erase the date of death in the book of life and death?"

He used to ridicule that Emperor Fengdu enshrined the book of life and death as a law, so it is he or the book of life and death that determines life and death.

But seeing that everything was intact, he had a faint suspicion that Emperor Fengdu had actually made countless decisions about life and death.

Qing Fu murmured: "Although he is a player in the game, has he also vaguely noticed the decline of the world and my influence on the world, but because of the many sneaks, he was tempted to kill and then stopped."

He couldn't help feeling a little bit of excitement and a little bit of trembling in his heart, as if he had uncovered a layer of mystery in Emperor Fengdu's eyes.It is more difficult to find an evenly matched opponent than a bosom friend. Qingfu can hardly wait for the world to be completed soon. Then there will be a battle between them.

As for now...

"I'll leave it to him to clean up the battlefield behind the enemy lines," Qing Fu lowered his head and took out his phone, "Let me greet my rich friends first..."

Of course, this rich friend thought about it. Qingfu called the WeChat video, but he didn't get through.

Qingfu understands that in the Chinese translation, he knows, and it should be translated as "he is scolding the students".

Nie Xiaoqian was also comforted by Qingfu's actions, and muttered, "I'm here to eat and eat and use the air conditioner, it shouldn't be a big problem", leaning back on the sofa and continuing to watch the news pushed to her by the WeChat official account added indiscriminately in the past few days.

It’s fine if you don’t read it, but when you see her, she sits up suddenly: “Brother!! You read the news wrong!! Why did the Internet say that Professor Yisi started to chant Buddha under the guidance of Buddhist disciples?”

Um? ?Qingfu immediately approached, and the article on the official account was simply to celebrate Professor Yisi's return to campus to give lectures, which can be called a medical miracle, but the comments below were all blown up.

[! ! !Have you heard that the professor recovered from a serious illness, but he was actually cured by the wandering monk, so his temper has improved a lot recently.According to inside information, many students passed by the professor's office during the lecture, but they didn't hear the voice of losing their temper. 】

[...?Who spread this rumor, who said that the professor had a good temper, and several brothers and sisters were tortured to death by the paper...]

[Hey, who hasn't been abused by one or two professors when writing a thesis, it's normal.Speaking of it, it is not uncommon for us doctors to see patients who have recovered from a serious illness and have drastically changed their personality. They have all experienced life and death, and it is normal to look at it a lot. 】

[Yeah, maybe it's the enlightenment after terminal illness!Bless the professor!He deserves such a medical miracle! 】

"..." So how did Monk You Fang spread the word? Isn't he already Yisi's most trustworthy...trusted good friend?

Qingfu immediately edited a long WeChat message, wanting to ask questions, but unexpectedly halfway through editing, Yisi's video has already called back: "Great... Master."

Qingfu immediately showed him a screenshot: "What's going on with this rumor?"

Looking down at the comments while thinking, Nie Xiaoqian approached with her mobile phone: "Hey, professor, the appearance of a bald head may only be once in life, can you take a picture of it?"

He didn't care about it at all. He also took a video of Nie Xiaoqian eating ghosts before, although he didn't get anything: "Yes...this." He raised his head and said helplessly, "It's purely hearsay. The one who came to harass me before Isn’t that ghost the Fusangshen born of the wooden fish? After Miss Nie helped remove it, she even swallowed the wooden fish. The research institute found that the wooden fish was missing, and my friend even mentioned it to me. I didn’t expect to be overheard by the students while chatting. If you go, you will think that I am learning Buddhism and knocking on wooden fish."

Yisi pondered for a while: "Speaking of which, is the wooden fish really gone? The research institute is still investigating..."

"Say it earlier," Nie Xiaoqian directly took a screenshot on Qingfu's mobile phone, and was about to leave after taking the screenshot, but turned back after hearing the words, "I can spit it to you."

One thought: "...?"

Before he could realize what "vomit it to you" meant, Nie Xiaoqian covered her mouth with her little hand: "Ugh—"

The hand is too small to cover it at all, the wooden fish will come out of the mouth, the corners of the mouth will be cracked, and when the wooden fish hits the ground, I am still immersed in the impact of facing Nie Xiaoqian's "cherry mouth".

Qing Fu looked at Mu Yu: "... 哕."

The system is also crying, but when it's over, I'm still heartbroken: [Xiao Nie, my Nie Xiaoqian, society is a melting pot, and life is a butcher's knife! 】

Nie Xiaoqian felt that she was fine, and wiped her mouth: "What about Xu Xian, I haven't seen anyone else for so long."

"Let's take a bath," Qing Fu said casually, "It's been a long time, and I haven't come out—Professor, don't worry, I will send my fierce general Nie's ghost to deliver the cultural relics safely tonight. I missed it, I didn't find it."

Nie Xiaoqian was already squatting at the door of the bathroom, listening to the sound of rushing water inside, she pondered: "Ganoderma lucidum... Will this bath water be wasted?"