Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He was wrong, he was really wrong.

He really shouldn't have believed the words of this second-ranked curse spirit, and actually seriously reported his name to him...

Now it seems that I am the big fool.

Because of his extraordinary intelligence and his innate ability to see through human nature and life and death, Osamu Dazai has never failed to predict the behavior of others since he was a child, which caused him to look down on his peers in various aspects—too much more In terms of direction, he doesn't even think highly of people.

Fortunately, he doesn't like to deal with people, which makes him seem taciturn at best, but it's not a big problem.But in addition to his extraordinary talent, he was also born with the ability to see some things that ordinary people cannot see. When looking at people, his sight often does not fall on the other person's eyes, but goes directly to the back of the other person's brain.

When he was five years old, Osamu Dazai heard his relatives talking privately outside the shoji gate:

"The child had a good appearance, but when he stared straight at people, he was really scary, like a clay puppet in a shrine."

But this time, this time, he failed!

Someone actually escaped his sanction, and was even turned into an army!

Oh, by the way, he forgot, the young man in front of him can't even be counted as a "person", he should be called a mantra... But isn't the mantra stupid?Where did such a clever mind come from?

It's not that he, Dazai Osamu, looks down on the curse spirits, it's mainly because he has seen a lot of aliens since he was a child, and he is really calm. Now that he sees the human-shaped curse spirits, he can also persuade himself that he is a monster and becomes a spirit.But he has never seen anyone who can pull his IQ to the same level and then use the logic of secondary school to defeat himself.

This is outrageous!

"Hahaha, you don't really believe it, do you? I'm just kidding."

Hai Teng looked at the child's speechless face for a moment, and knew that he might not be able to stand teasing. He was afraid that he was the kind of serious young master who could make jokes but others could not.

So he hurriedly acted according to the wind and smoothed things over: "So what's your name?"

Osamu Dazai was speechless: "My name is Osamu Dazai."

Hai Teng instantly said that you child, you can pull it down!As long as you are still Dazai, he is still in the Central Plains Chuya, do you think that the big brother has never taken Chinese classes?Also give yourself a literary name, you say you just call Fukuzawa Yukichi, wouldn’t it be wonderful, enter the name, and print it on our big yen banknotes with one click, and you don’t have to make money yourself.

So he replied very seriously: "Really? Actually, my name is Shuji Tsushima."

Osamu Dazai was immediately shocked!

What, before he left Tsugaru's hometown, his name was Shuji Tsushima...

Osamu Dazai is a new name he took from his mother's surname and the suffix of his own name.

There is no ID card in Japan. This mantra is a pure natural and pollution-prone mantra produced in Tokyo. How could he know his previous name?

Could it be that the innocent mantra in front of him could read minds?

No, it's impossible, unless he can really see through people's hearts and see through his own soul.

But, it can't—

Osamu Dazai decided to change the question.

He asked back: "That's really interesting, can you see my soul?"

For Kai Teng Shun, this question couldn't be easier, it's like writing a composition by looking at pictures.He stretched out his hand to correct the position of the white shirt on the bamboo pole, and said lightly, "Of course."

"Your soul is pure and flawless."

Although there are a little more impurities attached to this child's soul, the human evil fragrance emitted is a little stronger than that of ordinary people, and the quality and feel of the soul seem to be better...

But in Kai Teng Shun's eyes, this child is a piece of humanoid self-propelled food!

Definitely have a good relationship so that he can have a good day.

Kai Teng Shun vowed: "However, kid, you are not very old, even if you have a little problem now, it is only temporary, and it will definitely get better in the future!"

"Don't think too much, especially Osamu Dazai... Forget it, anyway, I'm really worried about your mental state, my big brother. I would like to suggest that you have a light diet recently, drink more hot water, and watch flowers. Looking at the world from the sea, think more about positive and beautiful things..."

He whirled and twirled the bamboo pole, and the posture of blowing on his clothes seemed to be grilling, which looked very unreliable.

Osamu Dazai wants less - what?

By the way, don't you think you are too much?

Osamu Dazai just wanted to ask, but he happened to rinse his hair, and the cold water splashed across his face, and he couldn't speak for a while, and felt that he was chasing a curse spirit who seemed to be in middle school to ask this question. This fact was a bit silly, so he chose to keep silent as usual.

But Kai Teng Shun was thinking more than just a little bit.

"Don't you still believe me?" Hai Teng looked at the child indifferently for a moment. In order to prevent the other party's second suicide, he decided to be a psychological mentor this time.

Even under his nose, he was afraid that the child would do something stupid if he didn't pay attention!

"Do you think that in the complicated and trivial boring life, do you sometimes feel that life is particularly boring? Why do human beings do boring things? When there is gathering, there is separation. When there is union, there is part. death, so there is no need to do boring things at all.”

Dazai Osamu didn't even wipe off the water on his face, so he turned to look in Kai Teng Shun's direction.

Dr. Hai Teng made an instant judgment in his heart: Sure enough, this child's human disqualification syndrome is unclear!

In order to test the extent of the child's illness, he decided to try again.

Kai Teng Shun, who was in the top [-] of his high school grades, began to recite the text fluently: "If you can avoid violent joy, naturally you won't have great sadness to visit"? "

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes like a cat.

""Cowards are afraid of happiness, they will be hurt when they touch cotton, and sometimes they will be hurt by happiness"? "

Osamu Dazai wiped off the water on his face casually, and looked at Kai Teng Shun with piercing eyes.

Okay, let's stop here if we try here.

Kai Teng Shun can be said to be very sure in his heart, this child definitely regards himself as a literary giant [Osamu Dazai].

He has also seen this kind of case when he was reading a book before. The patient will substitute himself into the person he agrees with very much, feel that he is him, and then share the sorrow and joy with the person he agrees with, and even act similarly to TA.

Considering that the child is young and his psychological endurance is not strong, he should still use the method of boiling the frog in warm water instead of directly exposing him and telling him the unfortunate reality.

Like a sleepwalker, I have to temporarily identify with the child as "Dazai Osamu", and then slowly reveal to him the fact that he is not Dazai Osamu.

That's right, just do it!

Lord Black Wing is really wise!

Kai Teng instantly picked up the suit that was taken off by the hunk in black who had passed out long ago, and handed it to Osamu Dazai: "Will you wipe it off first?"

"By the way, how about I call you Dazai from now on? I used to call my friends by their surnames."

Seeing the child in front of him nodding his head, Kai Teng Shun felt relieved.

——he is really good!

·

In the early morning of the next day, the Port Mafia Building was less than four kilometers away from the seaside warehouse numbered FJ54321.

"What did you say, the warehouse was invaded?"

Mori Ogai was still wearing a white coat that symbolizes a doctor, his brows looked a bit haggard, but his eyes seemed to be beating with vigorous ambition and hidden excitement.

He took off the rubber gloves on his hands and threw them into the trash can in the corner of the room, while talking to his confidant behind him: "Does the leader know about this now?"

The man in black who reported to him was very respectful, with his hands behind his back and his head so low that he could only see the toes of his shoes.

"No, that lord doesn't know about it yet."

He couldn't hide the dissatisfaction in his tone: "Because of the huge consequences caused by similar incidents last time, everyone is very cautious. It is not necessary to tell that person directly, so we will hide it for the time being. It would be good to tell the adults first."

But there was nothing wrong with Mori Ogai's words.

"It's a matter of course—after all, the leader is seriously ill in bed, and he finally fell asleep in the morning. It's too much to bother him with such a trivial matter, isn't it?" he said.

"Yes, what you said makes sense." The man in black responded repeatedly.

Mori Ogai turned around, and there was still a gentle smile on his handsome face who still had charm."What happened last night?" he asked.

"This..." The man in black hesitated for a moment: "The situation last night was very special, it seems to be the work of a supernatural being."

"Tell me specifically?"

"The surveillance didn't capture the intruder's shadow. All the surveillance cameras were turned to one side. It seems to be a very professional technique. The opponent should be a fighter who is very proficient in anti-reconnaissance techniques. Not only did we all be knocked out They even took off their uniform jackets. But the strange thing is that the goods in the warehouse have no signs of being turned over, only the sink and the electric fan at the door have signs of being used artificially."

"Then, the wallets of those who were knocked out all had a little less money in their pockets. One of the brothers, returned, returned..."

The man in black stammered, seemingly embarrassed, and embarrassed to continue.

"What else?"

Mori Ogai's mouth curled into a happy smile: "Don't worry, just talk."

Anyway, Mori Ogai is also an old fox who has experienced the officialdom and the outside world. Even in the world war that just ended a few years ago, as a supernatural military doctor who single-handedly created the "Undead Legion", he can still escape the sanctions of the military court. That nature is not a little bit strong, and the face has long been cultivated to the point where ordinary people can't reach it.

The normal warehouse was invaded and no major damage was caused, so naturally it would not arouse his vigilance.

The man in black took a deep breath, and finally said what he wanted to say next.

"Missing a big gift box of bear biscuits bought for his son."

Mori Ogai: "..." Ahhh.

Sorry, he takes back what he said earlier.

He was still broken.

Is it reasonable to invade it?