Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

"Are you awake?"

When the child woke up, all the clothes on his body were gone, only a pair of underwear was still hanging wet in the middle of his body, it was very embarrassing anyway.

The strange and unreliable young man was squatting next to the electric fan, holding a bamboo pole that he didn't know where he got in his hand, on which his missing clothes were hanging, and was blown straight by the electric fan.

Kai Teng Shun said to him very seriously: "You jumped into the sea before, and your clothes are full of sea salt, so you can't dry them and wear them directly on your body. I washed them in the same way under the tap, why don't you make do with it?"

The child opened a pair of big iris-colored eyes, just staring at him faintly.

Hai Teng felt guilty for a moment, "Ahaha" laughed a few times: "Oh, look at your underwear, I'm too embarrassed to take it off for you, why don't you wash it yourself? There's a faucet over there."

After speaking, he pointed to the side.

The child silently shifted his gaze to the big man in black who had fainted under the faucet: "..."

Hai Teng Shun felt even more guilty, and redoubled his embarrassing smile: "Ahahahahahahaha, don't look at me like that, this is all the choice of Steins Gate, isn't it..."

"This is the warehouse of the Port Mafia located by the sea."

The child calmly said: "If you do this, I will be on their blacklist."

What, the Mafia? !

Hai Teng's face paled for a moment, and although his voice began to tremble, he still pretended to be calm and said, "Hmph, it's just a port mafia, how could the Dark Wings be scared by such things..."

"Of course you won't be scared, idiot."

"I said it was I who was wanted."

The child sat there, staring at the black clothes and white trousers that were blown up and down by the fan, and said shocking words: "After all, you are not human, they can't even see you, they will only think that they have encountered a ghost." hit the wall."

"When can my clothes be dried?"

When he said these words, the eyes of this child who looked no more than 13 years old seemed to be a deep black well, and there was nothing in it. No matter what happened in front of him, it would not make him have any emotional changes.

The tone is straight and the eyes are quiet.

He is not like a person, but like a puppet placed in an old aristocratic old house, exquisite, beautiful, lifelike, but lifeless.

Hai Teng suddenly sensed something was wrong.

"Can you swim? If you don't kill yourself, you will be strangled to death!"

When he said that, it was a rare mood swing for a child.He might really want to commit suicide, but he was bothered by himself ignorantly.

This is really... too miserable!

Hai Teng Shun followed his previous brain supplement and continued to expand. What did this child go through to develop such a character? His whole body is like a factory chimney, emitting a steady stream of negative human emotions.

Since he was the first person he met in another world, he was his companion who was bound to fight with him. He would never let this child go down again!

Hai Teng smiled lowly, "Don't worry, the enemies in this warehouse have been knocked out by me, and they won't wake up for a while. We can wait until—"

"The warehouse here is a very important material storage area for the port mafia. They have to report to their superiors every hour to confirm that the status of the goods is correct...or do you think you can fool them?"

Hearing this, Kai Teng Shun will not be sleepy anymore!

"Oh, you really underestimate the power of my dark wings." Hai Teng stretched out his hand, and slowly brushed his hair from his forehead, and said proudly: "I am a former A-level fighter of Dark Reunion, and I have only changed my appearance. Disguising is really a piece of cake."

"However, this is not the most important thing right now," he said.

child:"?"

Kai Teng Shun's gaze moved down slowly, looked at the child's middle part, and said with a slightly gloating tone: "Hurry up and wash your underwear, and rinse yourself off by the way, the sea water is very salty. .”

He uttered terrifying words: "Be careful of being pickled."

The child's pale face was instantly stained with a sullen blush, but soon he returned to normal, even a step further than Kai Teng Shun.

"Is that so?" He deliberately emphasized the tone of the second half of the sentence, and the corners of his mouth rose a little: "At least I still have some salt."

Kai Teng Shun: "..."

Anger, what's going on with this child in another world, do you have to poke someone's heartache?

Tears suddenly welled up in his eye sockets, a great grievance welled up in his heart for some reason, and he wanted to cry.

But how could Dark Wings cry? How could he not cry at such a young age?

Hai Teng Shun secretly pinched his palm, felt the familiar pain, and pretended to look up at the sky inadvertently, and then gradually suppressed the tears that almost fell out of his eyes.

Woohoo, I still want to cry!

·

This faucet is obviously rarely opened at ordinary times.

After all, the warehouse is used to store goods, and it should be kept dry and ventilated as much as possible. However, considering that the site can be established directly by the sea, and it is the handicraft of the port mafia, no matter how you look at it, it feels that the usefulness of this pool is not right.

But he didn't bother to care so much, anyway, let's just go ahead.

Just as the child was looking at him with a numb face, the suture mantra squatting over there was trying to talk to him again.

"By the way, I forgot to ask for your name, so it's hard for me to address you."

"It's okay, we won't see each other again anyway."

As soon as he finished speaking, the suture mantra answered in disapproval: "How is this possible? You are still an underage child, how could you be allowed to wander alone in Yokohama? I think you still have a serious tendency to self-destruct. The problem is clearly serious, okay?"

After saying this, Hai Tengshun added another sentence in his heart: Besides, you are still my important food reserve.

That's right, in fact, when he salvaged this child yesterday, he had a feeling that this child was the source of delicious food that exudes super fragrance.

This is a collection of food and experience points that were finally rescued from the hands of death!

Even the system suggested that he should rescue the child, so he must be right.

According to the system, he needs to obtain more curse points, that is, use reasonable methods to obtain the hatred and fear from humans, so as to capture their negative emotions as his source of energy and experience.

The system will automatically calculate it for him, and convert it into a curse value that can be exchanged for skills, allowing him to upgrade.

But speaking of it, the system seems to be very busy. It was obviously online before. Although the sound is still the same now, it seems to have entered a standby state. If you don't trigger the system yourself, there will be no response.

And even if it is triggered by itself, this system always feels like a flawed system, like a real system.

How to put it, it is probably the difference between manual customer service and computer customer service.

But it doesn't matter, if it's in the game, he doesn't have much chance to use manual customer service now, the current matter is obviously a small problem, and he can completely solve it with his own ingenuity.

"By the way, why did you commit suicide? The world is so beautiful." Hai Teng asked in a puzzled manner, "You look like you are only in the first grade of middle school. Judging by your appearance, your family should be quite rich. Why? Is it okay to think about such negative things?"

"..." There was the sound of rushing water.

"Even if you don't have any family or friends you care about, there is always a game you want to look forward to, right? The place you want to go, the scenery you want to see, or the fruit you can eat next season, it is still forbidden to fish in the ocean. During the period, you can eat delicious seafood in autumn..."

"..." Continue to rinse silently.

Hai Teng babbled a lot, almost making himself greedy, but when he saw it, good guy, the kid still didn't respond at all, with a saintly expression without that kind of worldly desire.

"Do you think life is interesting?"

The child opened his mouth abruptly, scaring Hai Teng so that the hand holding the bamboo pole trembled.

"You have never lived." He raised his handsome face and looked at Kai Teng Shun on the height: "You can't even be considered a human being, you are just a lifeless curse spirit, do you understand human beings?"

"Do you know their contradictory and ironic behaviors and thoughts? Do you know the ugly face of human nature? Why are people born and why do they die? The boundary between life and death—"

His words were suddenly interrupted.

"--Of course I know."

The expression on Hai Teng's face became rare and serious.

Of course, only superficially serious.

It's really just a side effect of having to think quickly about how you're supposed to be blah blah blah.

"Since you can see that my true identity is a curse spirit, then you should understand what kind of burden I was born with."

The gray-haired and different-eyed curse spirit looked at the child who always looked indifferent. It casually raised its empty right hand, and the exposed part of the sleeve was a circle of translucent sutures, as if it could be torn from it with just a twist. Open to reveal the hollow part of the soul.

"Why don't you guess what kind of curse spirit I am?"

Seeing the rare hesitation on the child's face, it smiled and said, "I am a curse spirit born from people's hatred and fear of people."

"So I was born able to see through the soul of human beings and see through the essence of all people. However, this is not a standard for judging whether a person is good or bad from the earth, and I cannot directly read a person's life from the soul , Just based on such an idea, it is very stupid to judge a person preconceived."

"Even a person who is full of resentment may use his life to accomplish the once-in-a-lifetime justice; a person with a pure and flawless heart will degenerate just because of a trivial matter, and walk on the road of death from then on."

"I was born from the evil of human beings, and no one is more qualified to say 'knowing human beings' than me."

·

Hai Teng Shun was talking nonsense, thinking that he was really amazing, and he couldn't even roll his eyes when he saw this kid.

Sure enough, the dark wings are the strongest!

Fortunately, I saw my panel from the system yesterday, otherwise I would have been able to pretend in front of the children today... I can't even know what type of curse spirit I am, it's too embarrassing.

What's the difference between that and forgetting your way home from school?

After Kai Teng finished speaking, he planned to end his speech with a concluding sentence that was full of style.

"By the way, you didn't tell me before."

"What exactly is your name?"

·

The delicate child with black hair and kite eyes blinked lightly, and his voice was softer than before.

"My name is Osamu Dazai."

Hai Teng listened for a moment, and thought that this child deserved to have bandages on both hands, he really is a fellow!

So he chuckled lightly, and took up the child's words naturally, without feeling that there was anything wrong at all.

"Is that so? Hello, my name is Akutagawa Dragon Wing, from now on we will be fighting partners together!"

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