Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Kai Teng Shun was still a little dazed when he received a call from a string of unfamiliar numbers.

After all, he has been in a different world for a few months. Although he has met many companions, everyone seems to be reluctant to use the mobile phone to communicate, and there are not many people with phone numbers. The only use of the mobile phone is to use it for fun. It's most likely a phone scam.

Speaking of which, even in a different world, phone scams should not be underestimated!

There are not a few believers who have been cheated of money.Many people came to the first leader to tell the story of being scammed by scammers. The first leader talked with his best friend last time, and he didn't know what the two of them talked about. After a few days, he opened the leader's new business section.

"Fraud to recover money, [-] at a time?"

Kaito asked curiously.

The fluffy cat teaser fell from the sky, and Xia Youjie knocked him on the head lightly: "What are you talking about? I am the leader after all. How can I speak so bluntly?"

"Remember, be tactful."

Xia Youjie smiled confidently full of confusion: "This is called expressing gratitude, not respect."

But compared to the voice coming out of his cell phone now, this voice is too angry, it definitely doesn't sound like a scammer!Rather, it looks more like an innocent passerby who made a wrong call...

After 1 minute, he determined that the opposite side was not an innocent passerby.

The angry woman was Osamu Dazai's angry homeroom teacher. In her complaint, Kai Teng Shun gradually learned about all the crimes of Dazai's classmate's usual innocence:

Not only did he often interfere with the class monitor's official duties, but he also deliberately provoked Zhong Yuan's classmates, chasing and fighting in the corridor after arousing their anger;

Tried to hang himself on the electric fan and then tore off the whole electric fan. Fortunately, the electric fan was only dropped, and he was not directly electrocuted to death;

Sleeping in class, after being called by the teacher, Osamu Dazai said that the evil king Zhenyan is sleeping and gathering strength, please the teacher not to disturb his rest;

Go to the elementary school to steal the rope from my sister's doll, claiming that I want to skip the rope, then turn around and hang myself at the door of the class like a salted fish, my tender face is green, and the young female teacher who comes to class is scared sit down and cry

Not only that, since Osamu Dazai entered the class, in the class and even in the school, there have been more open and covert fights among those who had contact with him, and even a third-year junior high school girl brought someone to fight in the toilet because of him...

And so on, all kinds of bad behaviors are heinous!

"To be reasonable, if Dazai's grades were not too good, and he was notified by the school manager to take care of him, we would not have tolerated him for so long!" He, he was forced to say your mobile phone number, and these things can't be conveyed to you at all."

Hai Teng was shocked for a moment.

No way, this kid Dazai Osamu can be such a devil in the world?

Obviously this child is very good in front of him.

Except for jumping into the sea before and hanging at the door of Mr. Mori's clinic with Mimiko's rope, he has never made any mistakes.In addition, Osamu Dazai had a pale and delicate appearance, simple and cute iris eyes, and was very sincere and reliable when he spoke. No matter how you look at it, he is a very honest and responsible child. How could this be?

"Are you sure? Dazai is a very good boy. Although he made mistakes in front of me before, he corrected himself after he realized his mistakes. I usually read my homework. How could this happen?"

Kai Teng Shun wanted to defend Osamu Dazai first.

It shouldn't be such a bear, could the teacher be angry?

The homeroom teacher took a deep breath, and I could hear how incredible she was in her voice: "You...are you free now? Why don't you come to the school to find out the situation, this classmate Dazai's problem is very serious, he is still young now, There is still a chance to correct it, and it will become a big problem when it grows up!"

hiss----

To be honest, Kai Teng Shun has never encountered such a situation. Although the three children in his family have different personalities, they are generally children who do not need their parents to worry about. The situation of Osamu Dazai sounds very serious.

But it's outrageous, so why doesn't he usually know?

The school should have the guardian's mobile phone number, how could he be contacted now.

Kai Teng Shun: "Teacher, who are the guardians you contacted before?"

Class teacher: "An uncle of Mr. Dazai's surname Mori, although I feel that he is not his uncle, but a suspicious person who was called to join hands to deceive me. Every time this Mr. Mori comes here to pay for things, there is no difference, but when I When trying to tell him about Dazai's recent situation, this suspicious Mr. Mori would always say 'it's normal for kids to be naughty' to smooth things over with a smile..."

Kai Teng Shun tried to win respect for Osamu Dazai: "Well, now that Dazai is temporarily staying at Mr. Mori's house, it is not unreasonable to call him over from a certain level..."

As for being naughty, maybe the kids on Leibo Street are all devil-level, which is nothing compared to Osamu Dazai. Mr. Mori definitely doesn't take it seriously.

But speaking of it, has Mr. Sen lost so many times?He has no idea!

I'm really sorry, I'd better give it back to him if I have the chance.

The head teacher's voice was extremely indifferent: "When this kid made a big mistake for the first time, he shed tears in front of me and told his pitiful and touching life experience, which moved all the teachers in our grade office. Everyone believed it. I told him nonsense, and loved him very much. Three days later, he didn't know what he did, and almost scared a classmate out of his wits, and he didn't come to school for a week."

Kai Teng Shun: "..."

Kai Teng Shun tried to struggle again: "What is the touching life experience he mentioned?"

Class teacher: "He said that he was born in a big family with two older brothers, and he was the youngest child. Because he was born the most like his father, his mother never let him leave her side, not even going to school. , only ask teachers to help with homework at home. Dazai said that although the parents are in a political marriage, the mother really loves the father, but the father likes a childhood sweetheart."

Fuck, this is too bloody...

Before Hai Teng regained his composure from the bewilderment, the head teacher continued to speak mercilessly.

Class teacher: "But that Qingmei married someone else, and her father also married her mother, so I had to give up. The two respected each other like a guest, but the father didn't care much about his wife and children. One day, that Qingmei returned to his hometown because of her husband's death. So his father pursued this woman again... and was finally discovered by his mother. The father always thought that his mother was a gentle and docile wife, but he did not expect that he had poisoned his wine. Before his father was poisoned to death, his father was extremely angry. I accidentally pushed my mother onto the wooden sliding door..."

"As for Dazai, who only grew up at home, he witnessed this scene."

The homeroom teacher sighed: "What happened after that... I don't know if it's true or not, but Mr. Dazai did say that his elder brother came back from other places to fight for the family property. I was entangled with my relatives, so I left my hometown alone, got on a train casually, and came to Yokohama. Later, I was adopted by you..."

What, what!

Dazai, this child, did he shoulder so much alone? !

Before the head teacher could finish speaking, Kai Teng Shun was tortured by this tragic plot to the point of tears. Looking back, he only thought about how to play with Dazai Osamu, and never cared about the child's wounded heart!

What a fool he is!

So Hai Teng burst into tears and said: "It's true...the first time I saw this child, he committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea...the water was so deep he almost died...he also mentioned that he was Going to school at home..."

The head teacher is also silent!

No, no, it can't be true, can it?

But the class teacher is not Kai Teng Shun, the little devil Osamu Dazai brought her not only the sympathy infected by the poor life experience, but also all kinds of torture day and night for two months, hair pulled out, and all kinds of deducted wages Bonuses, and her weakened nerves.

So she said that sentence tenaciously; "You should come to the school and talk to me..."

It was a sentence that was destined to make her regret it.

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Xia Youjie went out on business today, and didn't tell him what he was going to do. Hai Tengshun went straight to the driver brother in the school and asked him to drive him to Dazaiji's school.

As soon as he arrived at the homeroom teacher's office, Kai Teng Shun received the attention of the tenth class.

After all, Kai Teng Shun only said on the phone that he was the guardian of Osamu Dazai. Although his voice sounded young, things like voices are not counted, and he is also a very reliable Yako when he speaks on the phone, maybe it is Osamu Dazai reliable big brother...

The head teacher looked at the young man who entered the door.

She thought, she was wrong, she was so wrong.

At least Osamu Dazai only had white bandages wrapped around his right eye and arm, and he would wear his school uniform honestly. But this one is a mature adult with a second-grade chuunibyou. What a source of all evil.

The young man with gray-blue long hair is wearing a black motorcycle suit, his hands are wrapped with red bandages, and his long hair is tied high into a ponytail with a similar-colored headband. The weaving technique reveals a mystery at first glance, and it cannot be tied up casually. fixed.

His skin was as pale as Dazai Osamu's, and his handsome face had sutures that looked like splicing lines. It was like a character setting that came out of a comic.Not to mention the young man's pair of gray-blue peach-blossom eyes, compared to Dazai Osamu, there is only a lot more innocence.

Good guy, now I know who Osamu Dazai learned from!

"Are you Dazai's guardian...?" Although the homeroom teacher was hesitant, she had no choice but to hide the pain in her heart, stood up and greeted Kaiteng Shun in a step-by-step manner: "Hello, I am Class A, the first grade in the middle school." Head teacher, you can just call me Kurokawa."

Just when the homeroom teacher thought Kai Teng Shun had a second childhood illness, she didn't expect the attitude of the young man in front of her to be too polite and rigorous, which completely exceeded her expectations.

"Hi Kurokawa-sensei, I am Osamu Dazai's guardian, you can call me Kaito."

Kai Teng Shun bowed to her: "I'm sorry, teacher, this child Dazai is so unruly in school, maybe it has something to do with my lack of care, I'm really sorry!"

"Oh, I was angry for a moment just now. In fact, Mr. Dazai still has many advantages." The class teacher hurriedly smoothed things over: "You sit down first, it's okay, as his class teacher, I should be responsible for him. I called you here today just to talk about him It's not that Dazai-san is a bad student as a student."

Talk about current situation?

It’s not that Kai Teng Shun has never been to school. “Talk about the current situation” is equivalent to the head teacher euphemistically expressing “Today I will talk about the good things your children did at school”. It can be said to be the calm before the storm!

The result is that he is more nervous.

When Kai Teng was nervous, he was very honest. Unlike Dazai Osamu, who was a master of stealing, cheating and playing tricks, he was really an honest boy in body and mind, and he looked like a good boy in school.

The head teacher has seen countless people, and she still has this intuition.

So how did Osamu Dazai become like that?

Could it be that he is really talented?

Just a few minutes after Kai Teng Shun sat down to talk, the get out of class bell rang.The monitor of class A of the first grade led by the head teacher came from the classroom and told the teacher about the situation in the morning class.

"Teacher, nothing happened this morning, Dazai-san is also very honest."

The blond-haired boy opened the notepad in his hand, pushed the square eyes on his face, and said calmly: "There is no behavior that obviously disturbed the order of the classroom, except for the late handing in of XX's English homework today..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kai Teng Shun next to him was about to burst into tears!

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This familiar voice...

My God, Kui Guxu Alian, his good brother, is that you?I didn't expect that even you were reincarnated into another world together. Sure enough, the god of reincarnation treated him well, and there are such good things!

Look, even this familiar temperament, seriousness and rigor mixed with a touch of rage, and this familiar square lens...

I didn't expect you to become a good student after being reincarnated in another world!

Does the different world really make people's dreams come true? !

Maybe because he sensed that the gray-blue long-haired youth's eyes were too anxious, Kunikida Doppo turned his head suspiciously, and asked, "Sir, do you know me?"

I know, that's too familiar!

"Of course, you are my partner who fought side by side with my Dark Wings in another world, Alian! I really didn't expect that we would meet again one day after going through countless dimensions and dimensions..."

Kai Teng Shun said deeply: "Are you willing to fight side by side with me again?"

Kunikida Doppo, who is just an ordinary monitor: "??????"

Aha?

The author has something to say: Friendly reminder: The bad guy Gusu Aren in "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo" is voiced by the same voice actor as Kunikida Doppo in "Bungo Stray Dogs", and the style of painting is slightly similar... …