Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

……how to say?

Everyone in the barrage has mixed feelings.

[I looked at Wusan who was pushed to the back of the table by me, and then looked at the video I opened by touching the fish, and I was so choked that I couldn't speak. 】

[It seems that we are still too naive. 】

[It turns out that the real evil force is Wusan!Understood, let's call the police (dog head jpg.)]

[How old is the leader, this should be the version used by college entrance examination students? 】

[The little brother with gray-blue long hair on the opposite side is also very good-looking! 】

[I don’t know why I feel very sorry for the leader now, isn’t this the same as us, even the leader has to be dominated by Wusan, and he is also a fallen person in the end of the world~]

Hai Teng raised his head and glanced at Xia Youjie. The other person's sad appearance was really a bit miserable. Thinking about it, he really worked hard recently, and he had to do the quizzes before going to and from get off work. He couldn't bear to be as cruel as he was——

Or give him more consolation points.

So, the young man with gray-blue long hair mercilessly wrote down the number 69.5 on the paper, and wrote an extra sentence beside it: There is progress~

But Xia Youjie still desperately clenched the black pen in his hand...

Gan!How is this different from 69? !

He can understand five things that he can't understand, when the time comes to this gamble of 90 points in the random math test, Wu will definitely intervene in it, and will do everything he can to get Mao Mao away from him!

Not to mention deducting points for jumping steps, if there is a chance, it will be deducted, it will only be stricter than Shun.

Hai Teng instantly saw him like this, with disappointment and strong unwillingness in his eyes, it was an expression that people who were involved in the college entrance examination were all too familiar with.

He couldn't help laughing, and said, "First of all, you are already very strong! After all, you haven't taken a cultural class for three years, and you have only recovered for more than a month, and you can learn all the content of the college entrance examination. , can still get this score in the test, it can be said that it is the configuration of the god of learning."

Kai Teng Shunfan has always had a lot of self-confidence. When he didn't have supernatural powers, he would always feel that he could save the world, let alone now that he is inflated?

He and his companions are omnipotent!

With mere mathematics, the first leader to conquer the city is just around the corner.

Thinking of this, Hai Teng quickly calculated that there are still three months before the Spring Festival. For such a long time, the first leader is also very talented. It is no problem to win the bet, so why worry?

"Don't worry, we will never lose to Cang Tong's witch, believe in yourself, you are a rare genius to be the leader first!"

Hai Teng immediately cheered him up: "Only others are going to hurt you!"

Hearing Mao Mao's nonsensical rainbow fart, Xia Youjie turned his grief into laughter.

The young leader turned around, then put down the black pen in his hand, and the tails of his crow-colored hair, which had not yet faded from the moisture, sank into the fabric of the cassock, leaving a few invisible water stains.

Xia Youjie pulled his sleeves back with his left hand, and with his pale and thin right hand, he picked up a strand of hairband from the table. The black tail ring shone with a faint light, like a cold light condensed at the end of a poisonous scorpion.

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In the later part, the soundtrack clips were repeatedly intercepted from the video of the UP master, and it became one of the clips that became popular on the Japanese Youtube. !

She is clearly a beauty who was delayed by the missionary work, damn it!

Maybe it's because it's not good to see people with loose hair. After the leader picked up the hair tie, five fingers with distinct knuckles inserted into the black hair. , unexpectedly gave birth to a bit of abstinence and bondage beauty.

Not to mention his extra glance at the side camera.

The photographer brother is not a fool. Seeing such a scene, his professional radar began to beep on the spot, and he directly went in with the camera on his shoulder.

Can we talk about it later after saving this clip?

Sensing the movement next to him, Xia Youjie will take a second look, it's all fighting instinct.

However, his phoenix eyes are long and narrow and slightly raised, and when he turned his head sideways, half of his headband was still biting in his mouth... A moment of ruthlessness is better than a lover, directly hitting the hearts of a group of audience.

What May [-]rd, don't prevent them from watching the leader!

This also led to the fact that when there was an edited clip later, it was no wonder that everyone swiped [see Master Leader] on the screen one after another.

What, this is not licking?

How about licking!

prprprprpr——

Hair combing master Xia Youjie was completely unaware of how he would be photographed. After all, Gojo Wu usually took pictures around with his mobile phone. Everyone is a straight male photographer, so he is used to being photographed like a dog.

So much so that he took it lightly.

Isn't it just a pat, a left pat and a right pat are not the same.

Xia Youjie combed his hair a few times, and lifted the black hair around his ears, revealing the large earrings also made of obsidian.

"Sorry, I kept you waiting for a long time."

The leader said with a smile, his voice was not apologetic.

However, his voice was of a deep and deep type. If you listen carefully, it can be regarded as a male god voice. Yan Gou hadn't recovered yet, and the sound control was directly blown over by this sentence.

Mixing with the Sand Sculpture Party who are still immersed in Hahaha, the leader also wants to do May [-]rd, and directly bombard the audience to the point of deliriousness!

[One minute, I want to know how to get into this teaching! ! !I declare that I am now a believer of the leader, the leader has boundless mana, and will rule the world for thousands of years! ! ! 】

[Now I know what this teaching is, so it is still possible to recruit people into the teaching like this? !It's terrible! 】

【Help, I actually fell in love with a cult leader at first sight...】

[Grass, the chicken coop on the bullet screen can't fit it!You all squeeze me to the side! 】

[Is this the five-three math learning from scratch?Good guy, it’s been just over a month, I call it good guy, it turns out that the clown is actually myself...]

[The leader is so handsome that he can't tell his age!How old is he? 】

blah blah, blah, blah.

A good video, almost reduced to a large farm.

Fortunately, Akiko Yosano was mentally prepared!After seeing Xia Youjie's real face, she was only stunned for a second, and then all her attention was firmly sucked away by the gray-blue long-haired young man behind him.

No way, wouldn't that be the cute cat from before...

Nani, where is her cat-eared loli? !

Yosano Akiko hadn't had time to cry about the loss of her lovely sister, when she heard the UP master couldn't hold back, and asked the question that made everyone curious on behalf of the majority of netizens: "You, your age looks very young. Young..."

"I don't know how old you are..."

it is true!

I saw it most clearly at the scene. Originally, the UP master thought he would be a young man who was at least 25 or six years old. Who would have thought that the moment the other person turned his face, he realized that this leader is definitely not as old as he imagined...

This also seems to explain why the leader is doing Wusan.

But the UP owner soon realized that this was a very rude question.

He immediately changed his words and apologized awkwardly: "I'm really sorry, I was a fool just now and accidentally said it... I'm sorry, I never deliberately wanted to pry into privacy, if you think it's inappropriate, I will Delete this paragraph."

【It turns out that I wasn't the only one who got tricked, now I feel relieved w】

[I envy the UP master for being able to see the leader himself. 】

[Everyone, I found out that this religion actually has an official website!I went to make an appointment and told me that the number of reservations for today is full...Damn it!Wait until I get up at five o'clock tomorrow to fight again! 】

Xia Youjie was also a little surprised, but he didn't take it to heart. After all, this kind of thing is not something that cannot be said.

On the contrary, if people think that he is in his twenties and is still working on May [-]rd, then the persona of an older out-of-school youth will always be by his side!

This is still too unfavorable for his sloppy personality.

He waved his hand, with a faint smile on his lips: "It's okay, keep it."

"To those who seek help from me, I will treat them equally with compassion."

Xia Youjie smiled slightly, and now the UP master realized where the maid's mysterious expression came from.The leader of the Dark Reunion said to him: "If this is your question, I who know the answer will naturally answer your question and let you gain physical and mental peace."

???

The UP master is stupid.

Is this scene really something he can watch for free without paying?

No matter how you look at it, it should be a fantasy scene that you only encounter when you travel through the movie!

He now feels as if he has traveled hundreds of years ago. The gods in the shrine stood in front of him and showed him a illusory and deep smile, saying that he would protect his believers...

stop!stop now!

This can't work, I'm still recording the show, Abba Abba is a bad civilization!

Xia Youjie naturally didn't know what the stunned UP host was thinking. To him, the mixed-race youth in front of him was no different from the ordinary people who were shocked by him.

So he said plainly: "I am this year."

This sentence blew up the barrage to a new high.

[What, are you still in the third year of high school? ! 】

【Actually, you can tell by looking at his face. Although he is handsome, he still has a strong sense of youth. 】

[You can say anything about age, right?If you don't want to be the leader of a cult, just lie to you idiots, believe what people say, and grandstanding. 】

[The one in front is blind, don't hang on to the southeast branch, okay?The sour taste overflowed. 】

[I feel that UP has been said to be dumbfounded now, hahaha! 】

As soon as the voice fell, Kai Teng Shun had already moved over.

"How are you going to shoot? You don't have to introduce yourself, do you? Hey, I'm not good at this kind of stuff..."

The gray-blue long-haired youth seemed a little flustered, but soon, he was supported by invisible courage.Unlike the aura that the leader naturally throws out, he doesn't have this kind of thing at all, but the hard heart of the second-class patient is very big.

He laughed, and his voice unconsciously became low.

"Didn't you expect it to be an imaging machine from a different world? Although it's not the first time I've seen this kind of magic prop, it's the first time someone held it up and took pictures."

"However, since it's a challenge from you, Lord UP, then I, Black Wings, can't give up easily." Hai Teng immediately raised his right hand wrapped in red bandages, and smiled lowly: "Are you fighting?"

Xia Youjie translated with affection: "He means: Hello, his name is Black Wing, thank you for today's filming, but he feels a little nervous, please ask him to organize his language again."

Just after posting a few words of praise for her appearance, she was immediately overwhelmed by a group of bamboo shoot parties.

[Reasonable, I really thought for a second... that it was a second-school illness. 】

[I was actually relieved. 】

[It's a very familiar neon gold painting style, and I suddenly gained a sense of peace of mind! 】

[Is this little brother's makeup his own setting?The gray-blue different pupils and sutures look amazing, and the visual sense is wide open! 】

[Where is the leader's cat?I want to see cats! 】

Yosano Akiko who was sitting in front of the screen had stopped eating and was staring at the screen without blinking.

She almost crushed the mouse in her hand.

How could it be repaired, the leader's cat is right in front of your eyes!Look at this familiar gray-blue hair, this pale skin, this strange-colored peach blossom eyes, and this innocent character, as well as the same expectant eyes looking at the camera... Oh my god, You are all deceived by his human form!

He... obviously should be a cute loli!

The UP master is worthy of being a professional. He quickly woke up from the double beauty crit and double magic shock. Hearing Xia Youjie's translation, he quickly introduced himself to the two of them with a smile, and then Explained his purpose.

"Can you film the scene of your rally?"

"A very famous chaebol is here today. Due to confidentiality, we cannot open the shooting scene of the rally to you."

Of course Xia Youjie would not let them see him pretending to be a ghost.

As far as his current speaking skills are concerned, they are actually still within the acceptable range. The students of the conjuration college are actually very good at approaching science and getting out of science. It is more or less for work, and everyone will not laugh.

But if it's a rally scene, that's a different story.

He had a serious smile on his face: "However, if you have anything you want to consult with me or seek help with, I can provide you with a corresponding solution, but..."

"Just?" The UP master was also a little curious.

Xia Youjie glanced narrowly at the camera, but there was no magic spell there, and out of the principle of confidentiality, he didn't want anyone to see this scene.

So he suggested friendlyly: "Will it look feudal and superstitious when you cast the spell? Except for the person involved, others will not feel anything, and there is no special effect. I personally do not recommend you to record it."

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When there was one third of the video left, Yosano Akiko suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from outside the door.

She didn't pay attention at first, but as the voice got closer and closer, it soon mixed with the voice of the president's conversation—it was obvious that the people outside the door were about to enter the office soon!

Fishing is fishing, even if the president knows it well, she can't fish in front of the president!

With a shake of Yosano Akiko's hands, the web page was instantly closed.

Check it out tonight.

At this moment, someone turned the doorknob of the investigator's office of the Armed Detective Agency, and Akiko looked up curiously. The person who walked in from the door was none other than the leader in the video just now——

Xia Youjie.