Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Armed Detective Agency——

When there is no work to do, Yosano Akiko and Yosano Akiko will mostly lie in front of the computer and watch Youtube videos to contribute to the barrage business.

Don't laugh, she made YouTube videos on purpose.Because most of the videos above are short videos of a few minutes to ten minutes, they are perfect for office workers who are fishing for fish. Even if ordinary administrative staff come to tell her that there is an assignment job today, she will not miss it. Close the webpage, pack up the medical equipment and go out.

Anyway, it's a big deal to come back and watch it again, the video will lie in the record and won't run.

As for accusing her of fishing at work... What can she do?

She is a doctor of the detective agency, a weak nanny who wields a chainsaw, and has no combat ability. When there are dangerous missions, the president will not send her. When there are no patients, she can only squat in front of the computer and fish .

Don't tell me the doctors in your school's infirmary don't fish when they go to work?

"Hmm...they want to treat a few babies more, but no one comes." Yosano Akiko held the old-age health care teacup and stared at the newly opened video on the computer: "It's boring."

"Hmm, maybe everyone went out to play."

Looking at the blue sky outside the window, Edogawa said cheerfully, "Speaking of which, last time the super curse master brother gave us a commission, and several staff members ran to the mission site to follow up."

Yosano Akiko casually said, "Really? What is it?"

"Brother Curse Master sent us an address, let us pay attention to the surrounding area and see if there is anyone nearby with serious sutures on the forehead. The target is likely to be a woman." Edogawa Ranpo said: " The fee for the call was quite a lot, and after the exact location was determined, even Mr. Hanako kept monitoring the area.”

"Mr. Flower Bag is now waiting for a task to be drawn, and let General Thunderbolt build him into the statue." He added.

"What, so the curse master makes so much money?"

Yosano Akiko suddenly became sour!

You must know that this is only a part of the commission that Mr. Huadai can get, not to mention that this mission fee is to be paid to the detective agency, so it must be hundreds of thousands?Usually, most of the commissions they receive are small orders. Of course, they will also negotiate prices with entrusting customers depending on the degree of risk and completion of the follow-up.

Edogawa Ranpo stretched his waist in the swivel chair: "Anyway, as long as Master Ranpo is not as strong as you can——With my will to cut everything as a basis, my ability will unfold, and my real name will be liberated—"

"—Super reasoning!"

The boy in the British detective uniform jumped up from the chair and cheered to the sky.

However, nothing happened, not to mention the fancy special effects, but fortunately, Edogawa Ranpo's own delusional power is rich enough, even if there is nothing, it does not prevent him from imagining a big scene that costs billions of dollars.

Yosano Akiko is already watching the video of the up master.

"Speaking of Yokohama, it is indeed a well-known tourist city. Although it has been hit by the world wars a few years ago, this cannot conceal the unique beautiful scenery and local gourmet restaurants here."

This tubing up host is a handsome Japanese-Russian mixed-race guy. Because he is proficient in three languages, the content is well-produced, and the sand sculptures are bold and courageous. He often shoots some different travel videos for the audience. Therefore, in less than two years Gathered millions of fans on YouTube.

She and Akiko Yosano hadn't watched his video before, but when she saw a video about Yokohama, as a Yokohama person who loves this city, she quickly clicked on it.

Mainly because the title is good.

"You call this a cult?I clocked in the popular DarkReunion on Twitter in Yokohama, Japan》

"Because it is a travel video divided into three phases, we went to Yokohama's famous Internet celebrity attractions yesterday to check in, but today the up owner wants to play something different - that is to go to the legendary Dark Reunion of an unknown religion in Japan!"

"Let's go and see if we can enter the interior and have a look."

Lord Up got off the tram, the cool autumn wind blowing in his face, and his little brown curly hair was blown backwards: "We are on the way to Dark Reunion... No, this word is too ambiguous, I am about to say I can't say it, help... You may not feel it, but I happen to be a person who understands both Japanese and English, so this has a serious... um... influence on my understanding?"

"This church will become famous because a well-known Italian photographer came to Yokohama for a trip. He originally wanted to take pictures of the scenery. Who knows where he saw this church... It is said that he didn't ask clearly when he asked for directions. I couldn’t speak the language, so I was dragged here for no reason.”

"Photographer, everyone knows that a talkative up master like me wants to shoot a vlog to share with everyone when he goes out and sees everything. This photographer is the same. After obtaining the permission of the leader, he guessed I was shooting around with the camera and I ended up posting the picture on Twitter."

Accompanied by the sound of the shutter being pressed a few times, seven or eight beautiful photos appeared on the video.

The white piano-shaped building under the setting sun, the ancient hall, the corridor and Banqiao directly removed from the shrine, the red leaves and running water, the meeting room photographed from the entrance of the Japanese-style meeting room...

Akiko Yosano, who was off-screen, did not realize the seriousness of the problem at this time.

She even took out small snacks from the third floor of the office cabinet at hand, plus various sand sculpture emoticons flying around in the video content, the barrage is also very interesting, Yosano Akiko even thinks this Up master is very interesting, you can pay attention .

Until she saw the last two pictures.

Yosano Akiko almost squirted out the apple-flavored jelly Suchile in his mouth.

No one else, because the penultimate picture is the leader himself.

In order not to deliberately reveal the face of the leader, the photographer chose to shoot from the backlight outside the room. At this time, the sun was setting and the sunset was golden. The blood-red glow divided the dark blue sky into two colors. Separated by washi paper and glass, The silhouette of the young leader standing with his arms around his chest was dyed red.

But a square lantern was lit inside the house.

This effect can be absolutely.

An antique room, a large cassock, a tall boy with long, crow-colored hair...

Although I can't see the leader's face clearly, as long as you are not blind, you can see that the person's bones are extremely beautiful. This was taken by the photographer randomly looking for an angle, and he didn't ask anyone to cooperate.

There was a wave of pictures on Twitter before, but the barrage began to surge again at this time.

[I only know that some people study well, but now I know for the first time that some people can rely on their appearance for a living, but they still rely on preaching. 】

[I'm crying, is the leader selected based on his face now?Too curly too curly. 】

[I don’t know whether to look at the face or not, but I know that the Chinese temple next door recruits monks. If you want a double first-class + master’s degree, you must study religion. 】

[Chinese students drifting away, what the previous friend said is true...]

[Does no one care about the belly-turning cat at the lantern in the lower left corner? 】

【You in front are not alone!I don't care about people, I went to see cats all the time, the leader's cat is so cute! 】

[So the cat raised by the beauty is also cute?Looking back at my [-]-pound fat orange, I couldn't help but burst into tears. 】

Yosano Akiko choked on the drink and coughed, but her eyes were still fixed on the computer screen, for fear of missing other details.

Sure enough, the last picture is a single cat photo of the leader’s cat, with blue and white English shorts, round gray-blue pupils, and a heartbreakingly cute round face. When I looked up at the camera, I was looking forward to it , It's so cute!

It is also the culprit that completely made DarkReunion out of the circle.

Yosano Akiko took a deep breath, isn't this the super-rich curse master they just mentioned?She remembered that the name registered at the front desk was Xia Youjie, who had entrusted their armed detective agency with a huge sum of money to track down a suture threadman who was suspected of having his head opened.

and many more.

Isn't he a super curse master? What the hell is it to be the leader of a cult?Isn't this the same as using spells to pretend to be fairy spells, and then exorcising the curse spirits is pretending to be exorcism?

That being said, she can do it, as long as her "Please Don't Die" is disguised as a fairy art, then some ordinary people will think that she is simply the second coming of Amaterasu and the birth of Yueyue.

She can also give herself a title, what is it called?

Nightingale?

No no, although I do have some similarities with Nightingale in the Xingyue world, but this one is too violent, and the residents of Two-dimensional know that it is a berserker nanny, which is not good.

God of Destruction of Light?

No, it always feels a bit heretical.

Forget it, just call yourself a saint. After all, a saint is omnipotent, so you can heal whatever you want!

Just as Yosano Akiko was in high spirits, after editing, the up master was almost at the gate of Dark Reunion in just a dozen seconds.

The handsome mixed-race curly-haired boy said while climbing the double-height ultra-high stairs: "I was very curious when I saw these photos on Twitter, and I just happened to be doing a set about Japan in the future. video, I went to use a Japanese religious website called XXX to check the relevant content of this church.”

"And then the main event came, and guess what happened?"

"The name sounds like the British version of the 'Cathed of Victory' or the Italian version of the 'Flying Spaghetti God', but it actually exists legally! Not only is it not a cult, but it is the kind of government that has legal The registered religion may have a long history, at least hundreds of years for sure.”

"It wasn't called this name before, and it was renamed several times."

"In the end, it was in the hands of the new leader. The leader carried forward Dark Reunion, and even changed the Christian name by the way."

Yosano Akiko gasped again.

No, is this really a legal church?

Good guy, now I can only be called the leader, and no prefixes can be added.

But when you think about it, Japan was not a Yamato nation at first, but was composed of many different nations. In addition, the feudal lords later separated each other. Even in the shogunate era, they still operated independently, and it was quite normal to have different beliefs.

Not only that, but there are also races of people who came to Japan from foreign countries in ancient times, and they believe in different gods.In the end, although it was unified by the Yamato nation, everyone seems to believe in Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi, but in fact, the culture of gods and ghosts in Japan is quite complicated.

My own people can't understand it, let alone the ancient information is extremely closed, there must be unknown teachings that have been passed down to this day.

Yosano Akiko remembered that she had seen a supernatural story on reddit before, in which it was mentioned that Tsugaru believed in the Aragami, and it was the god of war who was once powerful in the whole territory of ancient Japan.

But after the defeat, it gradually declined.

For another example, when she was in her hometown, there was a long-established cult called Wan Shi Bliss Sect. According to legend, the leader has colorful glazed pupils, has a beautiful face, supernatural powers, and can live for hundreds of years.

Later, it developed into the Taisho period, and somehow it disappeared.

The girl in a white coat couldn't hold back any more, and followed suit on the barrage: "Thank you for your hard work on the research papers!"

Watch the video with Akiko Yosano.

The up master was about to enter DarkReunion's high-end gate at this time (Akiko was sour again at this time), and the maid in Wufu received them at the gate, and asked them to register their personal information very professionally, and showed the appointment Short message.

"Your side is so modern." Brother Up couldn't help boasting.

The maid responded with a smile: "It wasn't so strict before. But ever since there was a suspicious white-haired man who pretended to be a 70-year-old lady and ran to the mail room at our door to leave a letter of challenge. Afterwards, we strengthened the investigation of introductory personnel in the church.”

Up couldn't help but asked one more question: "Cang Tong's witch? Isn't that right, what is he trying to come in here?"

"Steal the cat," said the maid.

Lord Up immediately understood, he showed a clear expression, and seemed to agree: "Indeed, the cat of the leader is so cute, no one will not be moved when they see it."

"Then why don't you take us around here?" Up was a little embarrassed when he said this: "Isn't your leader today...just...meeting believers?"

The maid shook her head slightly, and the wooden comb on her sideburns also trembled slightly: "No."

"The leader is today..."

"study."