Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

The scene of jumping to the gods that I had been imagining for a long time did not appear, and the speed of exorcising the evil spirits was so fast that Ai Ishigaki did not react and it was over.

Xia Youjie withdrew his hand, and put the black Cursed Pokémon into his sleeve. He smiled and said, "Okay."

The old woman was also surprised: "So fast?"

After all, the leader of an ordinary cult is not allowed to hold a ceremony of dancing to the gods, lighting incense and asking the gods to send the gods to the gods. Do it for ten minutes?

That's it... all right?

Ishigaki Ai turned her head subconsciously.

She suddenly realized that she actually couldn't see those things, but the feeling of coldness and oppression all over her body disappeared in an instant, and the occasional breathing sound also disappeared without a trace. The iced Sprite is as refreshing as the heart, so refreshing!

Although, it seems...too strong, right?

"Okay." Ishigaki Ai was also completely stunned: "I can feel that I have returned to normal all of a sudden..."

Now that I think about it again, although the young leader's words were not pleasant to listen to, there was really nothing wrong with what he said?Leaving aside the part about him calling himself "Monkey", he's just rejuvenated, okay?

Now she is a loyal believer of the leader. Although she is ashamed to kneel down and kowtow like her mother, she can give him tap water and blow rainbow farts or something!

Harm, what a big deal.

For the sake of the cute cat of the leader, she can also make this DarkReunion with an elegant interior like a cat cafe, there is nothing in the world... Speaking of which, this blue-white cat with short pupils is not only round eyes, but also gray Blue eyes?

Especially the gray left eye, which seems to have circles of lines.

"Master's cat is very cute." Ai Ishigaki couldn't help blurting out.

The old lady loves to say this when she sees Ishigaki, no matter how she sounds, it doesn't fit the scene that an adult should have. Shouldn't this be the time when the leader of the thank you has boundless magic power? How does my daughter say this?Speaking of it, she couldn't believe that her daughter was actually a shopping guide working in a luxury store, and she was able to work safely until now, which is really blessed by the gods!

She was just about to reach out and grab Ai Ishigaki, telling her to stop talking.

Unexpectedly, these words would directly poke the heart of the leader of the shoveling shit. If he praised him for his magic power, he would just laugh in his heart.

Xia Youjie looked at Rong Youyan: "Really? I think so too."

Hai Teng instantly felt that it was outrageous.

He's cute because he's already cute, meow!First of all, what the leader said can really put gold on his face, and he is not an ordinary cat. He wants him to shovel, feed, and wash the cat himself. First of all, why are you so embarrassed?

He started pawing along Xia Youjie's cassock.

"Don't worry, everything is fine. Everyone in the church is friendly and helpful like brothers and sisters. If you want to know more, you can join their small group among believers, and the time for the church assembly will be allocated there."

Xia Youjie seemed a little too enthusiastic, because he was in a good mood, and his business attitude was several points higher than the quality of his previous fake smiles. He put his hands on his chest and said with a smile, "If there is anything else, can you--?"

"—Shun you?"

Xia Youjie was caught off guard: "Why are you...hey!"

The blue-and-white Yingduan jumped up along the cassock of the leader. At first glance, he looked like a reckless old skilled worker. It is not a day or two to treat their respected leader as a cat climbing frame. The blame is that the leader also indulged him The cat, after all, the maids and servants who work in the church, who doesn't know that this is not a cat?

The attendants next to him were calm. He held back his laughter at first, but later everyone was numb.

Assuming that the leader and the cat have a deep relationship, who dares to say anything?

His ordinary food is better than squatting on the sidelines to watch it, and it's better to treat it as a cat movie in public.

Hai Teng Meow sat down on Xia Youjie's head, like a warm cat.

"Meow woo woo~~"

He meowed up to the sky like a wolf, but unfortunately his voice was weak and soft, not like a demonstration, but like a spoiled child.

Xia Youjie sighed helplessly: "I'm sorry, my cat is a bit naughty. He likes to play very much, and treats me like a cat climbing frame... Ugh! Don't—"

Hai Teng stretched out a snow-white cat's paw solemnly, and pressed Xia Youjie's pouting mouth from top to bottom.

Don't say any more, and add another question later like this. First, don't you know how many questions you got wrong last night?Can you have a little self-knowledge, how can you involuntarily compose Wujo Wu!

Stand up, leader first!

It's a pity that Hai Teng's idea of ​​being religious is destined to be incompatible with Xia Youjie. Now the cute cat just wants to pick up the cute cat and suck it up, and then carry the cat around to show off his cuteness.

His cat is just so cute!

Today's system is still silent in Kai Teng Shun's mind.

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It's a pity that the good times didn't last long.Xia Youjie came to hang around sooner or later and had to pay back. Before he thought about his cat, he had to laugh a little more, and it was time for the meeting to end in the afternoon.

And at this hour of the day, he would—

The blue-and-white English short bypasses the screen, Wuwei transforms the whole body into a shape that he has mastered, just like a monster transforming into a human form, the figure of the cute cat deforms like swelling in the shadow behind the screen, and finally turns into a tall slender force Thin youth figure.

The believers dispersed, and Xia Youjie couldn't sit still. He pulled the soft cushion behind him and put it on the back of his waist, and let out a comfortable sigh: "Huh... I'm exhausted! I don't think I should consider it. Let’s do five days off and two days off.”

Otherwise, wouldn't it be the same as when I was a magician?

365 days a day, the service industry will only be busier when ordinary social animals are resting.

Fortunately, it's still autumn, how will he spend the summer in the future, Shimabara Oiran can't be so diligent in receiving guests!Xia Youjie burst into tears in his heart. He slumped on the huge soft cushion, staring at the figure behind the screen with his long and narrow black eyes in confusion. He couldn't help but burst into tears again when he thought of the suffering he was going to experience later.

"It's too difficult for me..."

Hai Teng put on his clothes in an instant, and he was fully dressed in less than half a minute, leaving only his gray-blue long hair untied.He came out with the different world version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" in his arms, and started reporting the name of the dish as he walked: "In the plane Cartesian coordinate system xOy, the straight line passing through the right focus of the ellipse M【——】【 ——] Intersect M at two points AB, P is..."

Before he finished speaking, Xia Youjie answered the conversation fluently: "I know, find the equation of a straight line, right? Just substitute xxx into xxx, then find xxx, and then put xxxxx..."

He will do this!

He is no longer what he was a month ago, he is already proficient!

However, all the high-spirited problem-solving process only exists in fantasy. Xia Youjie, who has not learned much in three years of cultural courses, is like a small blank board.

"No."

Teacher Hai Teng ignored it at all. He brought a folding wooden table from the side for college dogs, and put it in front of Xia Youjie. Don’t waste time if it’s simple, go directly to the second question.”

"From now on, it's 15 minutes."

Hai Teng said indifferently.

Xia Youjiao looked at the topic that Shanghai Tengshun had already copied on the draft paper. The handwriting was neat and neat, so he could only write madly with a pen in pain.

After 1 minute, he stopped the pen.

After 5 minutes, he took a deep breath and erased the wrong method and the part of the solution process.

After 10 minutes, he already felt that he couldn't write anymore, but seeing how bizarre the answers he obtained, the answers that were usually integer results were calculated with decimal points by him...

This question is very wrong!

Either the title is wrong, or the copy is wrong!

Xia Youjie tried to cheat: "Is there a problem with this question?"

Hai Teng's heart was like a rock: "No, there are 4 minutes and 49 seconds left."

Xia Youjie found it incredible: "Impossible! I think my method is extremely subtle. It is absolutely impossible for me to make a mistake. How could this be? There must be something wrong."

"I think there is a problem with your calculation." Hai Teng was calm and calm for a moment, and his voice rose: "4 minutes and 30 seconds!"

Xia Youjie was really about to cry.

How did he know, even if he made a wrong calculation, he might not have time to revise it. After all, the subsequent calculations are extremely complicated. If he makes a wrong calculation again, it will be nothing from the beginning to the end.

You say it's outrageous, but Shun still gives points according to the steps!

After all, he made a bold statement in front of Gojo Satoshi's Versailles. In half a year, he had to take a high school math test with a score of [-] or above.If the car overturns, he can only lend the cat to Gojo Satoru to play with for a month.

God, a month? !

Can he be separated from his cat for a month?That must not be possible!

Thinking of not having a cat to warm Simmons' bed, and not having a cat sitting on top of his head to parade around the holy places in the church, Xia Youjie couldn't help crying from his heart... This is a battle of dignity, it is to protect him The cats and cats will not suffer from the supernatural creature annihilation war destroyed by Gojo Satoru's poisonous hands!

Oh, he didn't mean map gun.

This supernatural creature refers to a chicken breaking a cat, not a curse spirit.

Just when Xia Youjie was about to fight to the death, writing so hard that Liu Qin refused to admit that he had to come up with a perfect answer in less than 5 minutes, suddenly someone hesitantly knocked on the zephyr sliding door of the meeting room.

People who are not Dark Reunion, their techniques and strength are too light.

But it's definitely not an enemy attack, and it doesn't feel malicious.

Hai Teng stared at Xia Youjie for a moment to make sure that he was still writing, and then turned around and responded, "Huh? The door is unlocked, you can come in."

It was the young woman who was expelled from the curse today. She was quite cute and had a round face. It was just that she was a little haggard from being tortured by the curse recently, but her facial features could still be seen.

Ishigaki Ai struggled to push the Zefeng sliding door open, feeling uneasy in his heart.

"I, I left my phone here, come and get it..." Facing Kai Teng Shun's gaze, she was a little embarrassed, and said weakly: "I'm really sorry, did I disturb you..."

Ishigaki Ai is now feeling embarrassed, in order to alleviate the urge to scratch the floor, she complained like a barrage of bullets.

Wait, although this talking guy is really good-looking, but he still looks familiar?

Ah, no, not the time to think about this...

Why does the one on the teacher's table look so much like Wu San?But it shouldn't be, after all, he is the leader, and he should read some high-end stuff like Buddhist scriptures. How could it be Wusan?

Ai Ishigaki found her mobile phone, she smiled apologetically at Kaito——

Wait, no.

She remembered very clearly that the leader's cute blue-and-white ying short had gray-blue abnormal pupils that she had never seen before, especially the gray left eye, which seemed to have circles of circular lines inside, as if with Like colored contact lenses.

The handsome young man with long gray-blue hair said to her kindly: "Have you found it? Just find it."

Ai Ishigaki was overwhelmed.

because……

She found that this good-looking little brother actually looks like the leader's cat?And why would a leader of a cult write a book about May [-]rd?

Save the child, her three views are about to shatter!