He in the Legend of the Three Realms

The door panel is pressed to the ground.

It's so inhumane.

In order to save your life, you must stay away from this door from now on.

I pulled Lan Xie up and ran back.

When I came to the cell where a beauty had just bathed, the room was filled with smoke, and there really was a demon.

I leaned over to the tub and looked at the beauty, looked at the indistinguishable face, and quickly lowered my head to sweep across the chest.

Well, the water and petals blocked the spring light, and again I couldn't see anything.

I have to be forced to use a trick.

I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, and the moment I looked up, a standard eight-teeth smile appeared on my face.

"Excuse me, are you a man or a woman?"

"There is no distinction between men and women in the devil world."

I paused, then asked again: "Then are you male or female?"

"So what if it's a man or a woman?"

When you asked the question just now, you didn’t answer well, but now when you ask about male and female, you choose to say male and female, is it on purpose or on purpose?I pointed at Lan Xie and said, "If you are a man, I will go into the water; if you are a woman, I will go into the water with her."

Lan Xie was taken aback, "This statement doesn't make sense."

The beauty also nodded.

"I've always been a person who can't speak with my head. It's normal for me to be illogical. Just get used to it."

"Oh." The two replied in unison.

Anyway, I will not admit that I am greedy for life and afraid of death.

The beauty was very calm, "I think you can come together."

"Can you bear it?"

"I can take it."

"...that's a bit of a joke, I'm not asking you, I'm asking if the tub under you can hold three people, I don't want the tub to burst as soon as I get in, that would be embarrassing .”

"Don't worry, the space inside is very large, beyond your imagination."

Lan Xie and I looked at each other.

"Don't hesitate, the Demon Lord is already standing outside the door, I'll count to three, and with his temper, he will definitely kick in."

-_-||Really know how to kick the door with your feet?

"Down, down, down, let's go down immediately!"

As soon as the words fell, Lan Xie jumped into the bathtub with me.She is really a woman like the wind, she does what she says, and she doesn't give me any time to prepare mentally. When I jumped in, the mouthful of bath water almost choked me to death.

Jumping into the water, I feel like I am constantly falling, and the petals floating above my head are getting farther and farther away from us. Unexpectedly, there is something hidden in the bathtub.

But the kind beauty disappeared without a trace.

Lan Xie and I didn't have time to search, so we quickly swam out of the water to breathe.

It turns out that this is the guardian lake of the Demon Realm.

This made me even more curious about the beauty's identity. It's strange to have to stay in the dungeon like a prisoner all the time despite having such a great ability to connect the dungeon with the guard lake?

We hurriedly left the demon world and came to the ghost domain. The ghost domain is much more normal than the demon world. At least five streets have been walked in, and no one chased after us. It seems that the ghost domain is very friendly to friends in the fairy world.

After driving for half a day, I was very hungry. I saw a steamed stuffed bun shop by the side of the road. I sat down and ordered a tray of steamed buns.

Lan Xie: "I advise you not to eat."

"What's the matter, is there poison in it?" I hurriedly put down the hot bun in my hand.

"It's not poisonous, but the bun looks thin and firm, so it's probably filled with meat."

"It makes sense. If it's vegetable stuffing, it's hard to wrap it in dough." I followed her train of thought and suddenly felt something was wrong. Why did the topic go off track for no reason? "No, I originally ordered meat buns. Do gods have to be vegetarian like monks?"

She was silent for a moment, picked up a steamed bun from the drawer, and opened it in front of me. The movements were clean and neat, and she didn't mind the oil on her hands at all.

What a beautiful girl fairy with a fairy spirit and a down-to-earth spirit.

Such a thing that easily destroys the image, once she does it, it is still a pleasing painting. She is worthy of being the number one beauty in the fairy world, and her appearance is king!

"The meat in the steamed stuffed bun is delicate and tender, and it looks like top-quality meat."

"The reason why I can't eat it is..." My pupils trembled. "Wrapped with human flesh?!"

Due to the high decibel sound, the owner who sells buns received complaints from diners and came to see what was going on.

The boss asked politely: "What happened to the two guests? You screamed just now, did you see a cockroach in the steamed stuffed bun?"

Co-authoring is still a shop with substandard sanitation quality, even the boss himself is worried that customers will eat cockroaches in his steamed stuffed buns.I cleared my throat, and asked righteously: "Boss, are you selling human flesh buns?"

"Guest officer, don't talk nonsense."

"The buns have thin skins and lots of stuffing, and the meat is bright and bright. It's not normal at first glance."

"Guest officer, your logic doesn't seem to make sense."

Another person who questioned my illogicality, well, let's see how I convince you this time. "My friend said that you use high-quality meat, what else can it be if it's not human meat?"

The boss got angry, "Hmph, don't try to slander my buns. My buns are a century-old brand with top-quality ingredients. How could you use human flesh, which tastes so bad, to make buns?!"

"Is human flesh inferior?" I was startled.

After being stunned for two seconds, he looked at Lan Xie.

She nodded slowly, "I forgot to tell you, in the eyes of the people of Huangquan, human flesh is the worst kind of meat. They never like to eat human flesh, and they think that if they eat human flesh, they will be contaminated with bad human nature."

My legs went limp, and I wished I could faint for a while. "...What a profound insight, so it's because of this reason that I don't eat human flesh." And what happened when you forgot to tell me, can you not forget such an important thing next time? !

The two X-ray-like gazes on my face almost burned me.

I forced a smile, "Boss, misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding."

After finally coaxing the boss, he sat down and wiped the sweat off his brow.

After my ups and downs fell back to the original position, I began to ask Master Lan Xie Xing: "Since it's not human flesh, why don't you let me eat it, let me eat it, and why do you say something weird and ambiguous?" To frighten me?"

"I didn't tease you, you really can't eat that bun."

"Give me an acceptable reason."

"High-quality meat is not fake, think about it, if human flesh is low-quality meat, then what is high-quality meat in the eyes of people in Huangquan?"

I was stunned.

"Could it be fairy meat?" People from Huangquan are so bold that they dare to eat fairy meat? !Wait, come to think of it, we're in a dangerous situation, aren't we?It's clearly a realistic version, and it's a foolish way to send a sheep to a tiger's mouth!

Lan Xie smiled, "It's true that they want to eat fairy meat, but it's a pity that they are daydreaming. How can they eat fairy meat if they want it?"

Before she noticed, I quickly adjusted my facial expression, determined not to let her discover the moment of panic I just had. "Since it's not fairy meat, what else can it be?"

"Fairy chicken, fairy donkey, fairy pigeon, fairy fish."

"It's all animals?"

"if not?"

No wonder the straw fairies guarding the zoo were running around all over the place a few days ago. It turned out that a group of animals were lost in the zoo.Alas, the animals can't go back now, so I can only take the finished buns back and give them to them.

Before, I murmured that the animals in the fairyland are so ignorant, they are lost all day long, and their feelings are not lost, but they are smuggled and sold to Huangquan to cook.

Look, it's a waste of my own Chinese cabbage to raise all the people in Huangquan to be fat and fat.

After going back, the gods in the zoo must take good care of each Chinese cabbage, so that the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders, and they must not be taken advantage of by others!

6. Passing by will also jump into the river

◎ Along the way, all kinds of small things are sold on the characteristic streets of Huangquan.

It still has local characteristics, the common purse is not embroidered with skulls

Along the way, all kinds of small things are sold on the characteristic streets of Huangquan.

It still has local characteristics. The common purses are either embroidered with skeletons or ghosts. The small shapes are lifelike. Young people who fall in love buy them in pairs, implying that they will also be mandarin ducks after death.

After some knowledge popularization by Lan Xie, I realized that Huangquan is not hell. The real hell is in the sea. I carefully recalled an article I read on the modern Internet. I remember that hell is in the Bohai Sea. No wonder every time the king of hell comes At the memorial in the fairy world, I was wet all over. It turned out that I had just swam up from the sea.

Would it be too troublesome for the majestic King of Hades to swim in the sea for a while before flying into the sky?

Just go back and let the brother who is an inventor invent a vehicle that walks sideways on water, land and air, and sell it to Hades when the time comes.

I squatted on the bridge, gnawing on an apple boredly, staring at the crowd crossing the bridge with dull eyes.

Suddenly there was a "plop" from the river under the bridge, followed by exclamations and calls for help, and everyone gathered around the bridge to watch the excitement.

I was squatting close to the center of the bridge. Unfortunately, I was forced to participate in it, because the people behind kept pushing forward, and my upper body was almost hanging in the air. Fortunately, I had a quick eye and a quick hand to grab the bluestone pillar next to me, otherwise I would become Today is the second person who can't think about committing suicide.

"Big brother on the left, please raise your foot, you stepped on my foot."

The eldest brother turned his head and glanced at me, "Really? I don't feel like I stepped on you at all. Are you lying to me?"

You are a ghost who wants to feel the wool, and whether you have stepped on it, won't you look down? !

"Young man, I think you are in great pain. The girl who jumped into the river just now is your sweetheart, right?" the wrinkled grandma on the right asked me.

I can't complain anymore.The painful expression is because he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe. It has something to do with whoever can't think of jumping into the river.

Is it possible that my appearance is not enough to explain that I am a person without blood, tears and emotions?

I'm concentrating on explaining to grandma