He in the Legend of the Three Realms

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For the sake of exchanging secrets, although the younger sister is also cold, she is still a younger sister. Although the younger sister is not lovable, it is still passable to look at it more.

Oh, I almost got carried away.

In name, she is "my" fiancée, it seems that she can only silently treat her as a younger sister in my heart.

4. There are a lot of side jobs in the prison

◎Traveling around the world, I inspected some of the richest capitals, and they are all very rich, which is pretty good. When the goods are sold, they should be able to make a lot of money. ……◎

After a trip around the world, I inspected several of the richest capitals, and they were all very rich, which is pretty good. When the goods are sold, they should be able to make a lot of money.

Then went to the magic world.

The devil world has not been peaceful in recent years. I heard that seven bosses have been changed in just two years. We can't talk about the internal struggle with outsiders, and we dare not ask. We want to get things done and leave quickly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as we entered, everyone was very arrogant, especially seeing that Lan Xie and I were both from the fairy world, they immediately turned red-eyed as if they had killed their father and enemy, picked up their weapons and chased us to fight and kill .

At first, Lan Xie wanted to fight them.

I was worried that if the conflict intensified, it would be detrimental to my financial plan, so I quickly stopped her, grabbed her and ran away.

We hid until dark, and as soon as those people from the demon world left, we immediately dispatched to carefully install it, and even went to the magic palace to embed the largest model on the roof of the magic palace.

I played a trick and asked Lan Xie to use a spell to seamlessly fit the screen and the wall tiles together.

At that time, even if people from the Demon Realm want to demolish it, they have to demolish it along with the walls of the Demon Palace.

Before I left, I was worried, so I took two more bottles of 502 glue and squeezed some into the gap, thinking that the more viscous it is, the harder it will be to remove it.

Do it when you think of it.

After working hard for a while, Lan Xie suddenly stretched out his hand and tugged at me. I was so busy that I couldn't find Bei, so I didn't bother to look back at her, so I pushed her hand away, "Wait a minute, I'll finish it soon."

"Don't do it."

"How can you give up halfway when doing things? Wait a minute, there is a brick on it that is a little loose, probably because too little cement was put on it at the beginning. If it is smashed down, it will definitely make people's heads explode. Although there are demons coming and going here, but Good and evil are also divided, and I happen to have a compassionate heart, so I use the super glue from my hometown to pretend that they are repairing the fence, and I will treat it as a good deed."

Oops, from my angle, that brick is crumbling, it's really dangerous...

"You'd better look back now."

"What's behind..." I couldn't speak just halfway through.When did Wu Yangyang stand behind a large group of people, all of them staring at us fiercely, a bit familiar, isn't this the same as when we first entered the Demon Realm?

I tried my best to stabilize my trembling body, and said to Lan Xie, "Lan Xie, I'll see you next."

Lan Xie nodded, picked up the sword with his right hand, took a step forward, then put the sword on the ground, then turned around and walked back to stand behind me.I could see the whole process clearly, and the other party could also see clearly.

In contrast to her calm expression, the hairs on my whole body stood on end, while a group of muddy horses galloped past in my heart, my body trembled even more, as if I was about to become an abstract painting in the next moment.

At this moment, the scene seemed to be still, a little weird.

I turned back stiffly and looked at Lan Xie, "What are you doing? Isn't it time for you to raise your sword at them and protect me from here?"

Lan Xiexiu frowned, "Didn't you say you can't fight?"

Hearing these words, I can't wait to faint immediately.

What's going on now, how can I still have a female cancer attack? !

Please, how can a god be so stupid? !Don't know why this is one moment and the other is?What is the long brain for?Is it for flexible use, or is it used to stretch the rubber bands on the left and right ears?

There are too many slots for a while, and I don't know how to complain.

How to deal with the fiancee having a straight daughter cancer?Urgent, wait online.

It's a pity that the enemy didn't give me a chance to complain, so they rushed over and tied us up and locked us in the dungeon of the magic palace.

By the way, Lan Xie's sword was also thrown in.

Probably because of their ignorance, if they knew that it was the magic weapon of Fairy Jinghong, they would definitely not throw it on the ground like this.

Lan Xie summoned the sword spirit, two sword lights flashed, and the ropes on our bodies fell to the ground.

After being free, I quickly stood up and looked around.

I thought that the magic palace must be a scary and gloomy place, but I didn't expect the painting style to be completely different from what I thought.I have to sigh with emotion, the Demon Palace is too rich, and even the dungeons are decorated so lavishly, I am afraid that others will not know that I am a local tyrant.

Since the Demon Realm is so rich, one day we must find an opportunity to meet the big boss of the Demon Realm and build a bridge of friendship with him.

There are no walls or fences between the cells, just barriers in between.

Sure enough, knowing spells is convenient, if you want to trap people, you can use enchantment, not to mention saving resources, but also free up a lot of space.

It's a pity that I don't have the talent to learn spells. After learning for so long, I only know how to fly. It's okay to escape. The first phoenix here that died because it couldn't protect itself?

Answer: Anything is possible.

Lan Xie: "Let's go."

I looked up, and I don't know when Lan Xie had already eliminated the barrier.

I was overjoyed and understood one thing at the same time.

Although Lan Xie's brain is not good, but the force value is really good!A good-for-nothing like me must be surrounded by someone who can fight, and Lan Xie is the best candidate for my personal bodyguard.

When I left the dungeon, I didn't forget to give some advice to other brothers and sisters who are creating an artistic atmosphere in the dungeon, and I also advertised by the way.

"Brother Heipi, you haven't done a good job in this sand sculpture. You have to study the ratio of water and soil when you come down, otherwise it will easily collapse and become a fool."

"Sisters who wear death Barbie powder, are you making pastries or steamed buns? Why don't you learn to make cakes, they are all yellow anyway, hey, I forgot that you don't have cakes yet, how about it, next week I will hang up a simple cake on the Internet first. If you see it, remember to place an order to buy it. You will eat once and think twice, and eat twice and think three times. It’s super fast, you get it in the morning after you sleep in.”

"Hey, hey, Brother Bat, who hangs on the wall to absorb the moonlight, hangs like this every day, can your knees bear it? I think you probably ate too much and didn't absorb the nutrients well, which resulted in your thick body and thin legs, and you hang upside down Did you feel dislocated in your knee joint? Don’t panic, I have gelatin supplements, and I’ll sell you a jar at that time, and I’m sure you won’t be a problem if you take it and hang yourself for 1 years!”

Lan Xie squinted over, "The advertisement was well done."

I smiled modestly, "It's average, but I remembered one thing, since you want to advertise, you should do better. When I go back, I will find someone to print a supermarket shopping newspaper, which is full of advertisements for the opening of my supermarket. Every item It must be printed on it, and the price tag is clear."

"Finding someone to print requires money. Since you are my fiancé in name, how about I recommend you a free labor force?"

"Free? Deceitful!" There is no pie in the sky, and there is no free lunch in the world. This is a routine that every qualified businessman must jump through! "Lan Xie, I don't know where I offended you, why did you hurt me like this?" I asked heartbroken.

She took a deep breath, "You think too much. Yesterday Wen Quxing was caught by the Emperor of Heaven because he cheated in the exam. The Emperor of Heaven asked him to copy the scriptures [-] times. He complained to me that every time he was punished, he copied the scriptures. I’m already tired of copying, and I want to write something else, first to practice calligraphy and second to increase my knowledge, I think he meets the conditions for you to copy newspapers for advertising, so I recommend him to you.”

"I see, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."

"It's okay, I'm used to your brain circuit."

5. If you don't finish talking, you will be scared to death

◎Walking and chatting along the way, when I passed one of the cells, an ecstasy from the back inside attracted me.I stopped there like a lost soul, I couldn't move, I couldn't walk

Walking and chatting along the way, when I passed one of the cells, an ecstasy from the back inside attracted me.

I stopped there as if lost my soul, unable to walk or walk, is it strange to you?

"When life and death are at stake, remember that there is a knife on the head of the character," Lan Xie said.

A word to awaken the dreamer.

"Okay, I'm awake, let's go now."

Opening the door of the dungeon, there is a bright light in front of us, but in the light, there is a black figure exuding a domineering aura and rushing towards us.

My heart trembled, and I quickly closed the door subconsciously.

Lan Xie bypassed me and was about to open the door and rush out. I pulled her back in a jerk, "Why are you going?"

"I want to fight to the death with the Demon Lord!"

"NO, why are you a girl yelling and beating and killing all day long? It's so bloody, it's so bad."

"Didn't you say that the next time you see someone from the Demon Realm coming over, don't be polite to them, just rush over and chop them?"

"That's what I said before I said it. If you see other people, you can cut it directly, and if you see the Demon Lord, you should hide quickly." A silly girl who is heartless, who is the Demon Lord, and we are not his opponent together. Cutting him is not at all. Possibly, it is possible for him to peel it into bean paste stuffing.

"Then what do we do now?"

Hiding behind the door is also not an option.

According to the law of story development, the Demon Lord is not polite, so he won't wait for his subordinates to open the door. He will definitely come over later and kick the door away, so we who are hiding behind the door can only be beaten.