[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Act Sixteen

Konoha, a manufacturer of small lighters, has launched a new product - an electric fan.

Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Naruto, Jiraiya.

It is an electric fan representative.

After turning on, a small ball will be formed in the palm of the doll.

It's called Spiral Pill.

A little cool breeze whizzed.

Act Seventeen

The lighter manufacturer Konoha continued to expand its production and launched new products.

Charging treasure - Kakashi.

It is said that after putting Kakashi and Sasuke together for a while,

Sasuke will also turn on the power bank function.

But be careful, Kakashi and Obito cannot be put together for the time being.

It is easy to leak electricity and oil.

Act Eighteen

Of course, if you buy another repair product——Lin,

Obito and Kakashi will become good friends.

You and your friends are stunned,

There is also this kind of fancy money-making operation?

Garbage manufacturers, eat jujube pills!

Act Nineteen

you go home

Thinking of the operation of Konoha fancy tricking money,

Looking at Bai Rao's fire extinguisher.

As if looking at Konoha's conscience.

act twenty

Tobima opens his hands to you, wanting to hug you.

Although it looks like a cold face, it will comfort people unexpectedly!

You sigh.

Just about to reach out and hug the door,

A little guy jumps out of your pocket—flame.

After Tokai caught Homura, he turned around and left.

You have no choice but to continue to stretch out the hand you want to stretch out in embarrassment.

Picked up a packet of Dog Food brand biscuits.

Oh!Strawberry.

Curtain 21

One day, you discovered that Homura had evolved,

Homura bit her finger and leaked some engine oil.

A small hand clapped on the table——

Something like a magic circle spread on the ground!

In recent years, even lighters have become fantasy style.

Curtain 22

The magic circle appeared, and the smoke rose.

The next moment-

Another small lighter appeared,

Do you remember that this little lighter seems to be called...

Madara?

Curtain 23

A few days later, Homura summoned another small lighter——

Iznay.

You were moved to tears.

Holding Homura in his arms, he rubbed it enthusiastically.

Buy one get three free.

This is Konoha's true conscience!

Curtain 24

After rubbing, you found three little guys staring at you together.

You put Homura down, wanting to rub the other little ones and tell them you love them as much.

It turns out that Madara, Quanna, and Tomama hid Homura together,

Be careful not to let you approach.

You: ...what am I expecting?

Curtain 25

Konoha continues to launch new products - plant fertilizers.

You never thought,

Your purse escaped the sun's lovely electric fan,

Dodged the mysterious and arrogant charging treasure,

In the end, it fell into the hands of stupid plant fertilizers.

Curtain 26

The plant fertilizer column and the fire extinguisher are brothers.

You don't understand Konoha's routine.

What is the relationship between plant fertilizers and fire extinguishers?

Curtain 27

It is related!

You found out that one of these two dolls waters and the other fertilizes,

The plants are growing very well!

The green radish that was about to be raised to death by you has been saved!

By the way, small lighters can still burn waste.

so……

Is this a gardening set?

Curtain 28

The gardening crew used to get along pretty well.

But one day, you suddenly found Homura teary-eyed.

The little lighters automatically stand in a camp.

The fire extinguisher crouched aside.

Plant fertilizer——

Growing mushrooms? ?

Curtain 29

You asked Homura what happened,

Homura blinked her eyes,

The complainant held up a sign——

We are all fried hair, only Hashirama secretly straightened!

act thirty

You persuade:

You all have black hair, only the oil is secretly baked between the doors!

The little lighters were lost in thought.

You glanced at the door and sneered:

Tell you to sprinkle dog food indiscriminately, come on!Hurt each other!

Curtain 31

On the second day of provoking a relationship, you found that Togama and Hashirama were missing.

Puzzled, you quietly asked Homura who was wearing the little devil baby clothes.

Homura proudly held up the small sign——

I permed their heads!

Eventually, you find Tobima with charred hair and...

Between the explosive head columns.

Curtain 32

You feel a little guilty and decide to take the gardening kits out for a walk,

You prepared a small basket, neither deep nor shallow,

A soft cushion was spread inside, and several dolls were put in one by one.

Several dolls are lined up in a row, holding the edge of the basket with their small hands, only showing a small head, blinking at you.

The basket seems a bit crowded.

you think,

But suddenly found:

Oh!The afro in Hashirama takes up the place of two people.

Curtain 33

You carried a basket and brought a group of dolls to the square.

But found that Konoha manufacturers are constantly launching new products,

Nine this time.

Simulated pets, from one tail to nine tails.

You look at the six-tailed rhinoceros—

Does anyone really keep a slug as a pet?

Curtain 34

Little Lighter Ban stared at the huge advertisement on the commercial building.

Pops a fireball to get your attention.

you bow your head

Madara pointed to the huge advertisement, and then held up a small sign——

want to!

Curtain 35

You rejected Madara's suggestion—

Nine, so expensive!

But the next day, you found that the three small lighters were gone.

You ask Tobima and Hashirama.

Hashirama Noodles lay on the table in tears and couldn't say anything.

He held a sign with a serious face on his face: They ran away from home!

Your first desperate discovery: you are not raising a lighter, you are raising a brat!

Curtain 36

#Looking for a small lighter#

Such a topic appeared on Weibo.

You find that all the little lighters in the city have run away from home.

and so……

Running away from factory settings?

Curtain 37

Just when you are anxiously looking for a small lighter,

There is a knock on your door.

There are three small lighters standing at the door.

There is also a string of simulated pets.

Your expression changed, and you felt that you should call the police to see who lost nine pets.

Just when you picked up the phone, Madara's eyes changed!

What used to be red patterned eyes became purple circled eyes.

You and Madara looked at each other for a long time.

I feel a little dizzy looking around.

The new eyes are like lollipops!

Curtain 38

The Konoha manufacturer's advertisement stated that there was an activity of catching pets with small lighters,

You breathe a sigh of relief.

I just took out my phone and planned to write a good review for the event,

In the next second, three small lighters crushed your router.

Three brats!

Curtain 39

You watched Madara suddenly change into white clothes and sit on the original router.

Suddenly there is an extra eye on the forehead.

you are dumb,

Erlang... Madara?

curtain forty

Six balls appeared behind Madara,

proudly pointing to your phone,

you take a look,

Yo!The signal is full!

and so……

Your little lighter has evolved into wireless WiFi!

Curtain 41

Your little lighters have run away from home and come back.

And other small lighters do not.

#Looking for a small lighter#

It is still a hot topic on Weibo.

There is even a strategy, such as——

Ferrets often haunt utility poles.

Obito often haunts places where maintenance equipment Rin and power bank Kakashi are located.

Someone finds Sasuke in a tomato field.

Oh--

You have to dig a hole in the ground to find it.

Curtain 42

Konoha launched the latest GPS positioning device to help the owner find the small lighter.

Devices cost money.

You have a friend who raised Sasuke, who was very dissatisfied with Konoha's behavior of stealing money, and snorted coldly.

With a swipe of the pen, he wrote a line of big characters on the blank paper——

Konoha Destruction Plan!

Curtain 43

Your friend who raised Sasuke is a powerful character.

He studied under Konoha Factory Manager, but determined to surpass his teacher.

He is a scientific research talent with high IQ.

On the fifth day of Konoha's destruction plan, he took out the scientific research results.

It is four dolls of different shapes.

Fat and thin, white and black,

And one with two heads!

Your friend proudly introduced that the four dolls together can erect a super large protective cover.

All kinds of high-precision functions of fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-wood leaves.

The point is, the price is still very cheap!

With an indifferent face, you put Homura, who was always in your pocket, next to the four of you.

Ask a friend: which one do you choose?

Friend: ... I choose a lighter.

you sigh—

Who doesn't choose a good-looking one these days?

Curtain 44

Your friend accepts your opinion.

The doll brought over this time has beautiful and soft white hair,

smoky green eyes,

Even red eyeshadow!

This time you praise your friend's aesthetics!

Curtain 45

what is his name?

You ask.

Jun Maru.

Friends answer.

You scratched Junmaro's hair curiously.

Jun Malu slapped your hand off.

After two pushes, he ran to his friend's hand, and leaned on his hand softly.

Still a master!

You sigh helplessly.

Curtain 46

What function does he have?

You are very curious about your newborn baby.

The friend thought for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion——

Toothpick Holder.

You: ... You obviously just thought about it, right?

Are you only paying attention to appearance this time?

Curtain 47

Your friend struggled for a long time and finally planted a tomato vine.

The reason is——

I still want Sasuke.

Curtain 48

You decide to leave your troubled friend alone, and you take Homura home.

When you get home, you find Madara and Izumi missing again.

The pillars are gone.

But you are very calm.

Heh, with Homura in hand, no matter who you are, you have to honestly come back to me!

Curtain 49

You put Homura on the table,

Homura ran to the side of the door,

wide-eyed,

Not sure what to communicate.

Finally, Tozama sighed.

act fifty

The next day, you find out.

Everyone is gone!

Curtain 51

On the third day, anxiously, you receive a bill from the casino.

You were silent for a while, saving up the bill.

Great, found the first one!

Plant fertilizer column room!

Curtain 52

On the fourth day, you who took Hashirama back found that the TV signals in the whole city were controlled.

Madara found it!

On the fifth day, you notice that a strange program starts playing on TV.

Leading role——

Very good, you snort, all the gardening sets have been found!

But, when you watch the show on TV, everyone is doing pretty well!

Lighter Small Theater Special: All the members capture the TV station!

Cinderella

Fei Xiaojian originally had a happy family, but after his mother passed away, his father remarried, and his stepmother had black hair like ebony...

No, not Snow White.

He is the result of Snow White basking in the sun every day for ten years.

His skin is dark, but his teeth are quite white.

There is also a little fate with Fei Xiaojian, called Zhu Dama.

Zhu Dama looks kind and friendly, giggling every day, but he doesn't know how to do anything.

All the work fell on Fei Xiaojian's head. Every day before dawn, he got up to fetch water, light a fire, cook, and do laundry.

It is also necessary to clean out the branches that were accidentally spawned by the plant catalyst column.

Every day, the small fire extinguisher has to spit water desperately to keep the house clean.

Zhu Dama also likes to gamble, and Fei Xiaoma's beautiful clothes were mortgaged, so he can only wear an old gray coat.

At night, he still has to do some experiments that he likes, and he is always tired and sleeps in the ashes beside the stove. As a result, his body is covered with ashes, and even his hair has turned silver-gray.

Everyone calls him Cinderella.

King Madara of the Lighter Kingdom wants to choose a fiancée for his son Homura.

Fei Xiaoma thought that instead of helping Zhu Dama clean up the house, it would be better to find a job in another place, maybe he would have the opportunity to do experiments.

Fei Xiaoma told Zhu Dama that he wanted to go to the king's party.

The stepmother Zhu Oma patted his chest and said that he was familiar with Wang Wangban, but in the end...

When the two meet, they fight!

Fei Xiaojian was forgotten and went home alone.

When Hashimoto returned home, he began to cry, and the tears that fell turned into green peas and fell into the ashes.

——Hashidama is probably a cross between Princess and the Pea and the Mermaid.

Thinking in a small room.

In order not to freeze to death at night, Fei Xiaoma resignedly picked up the beans in the ashes, but the more Zhu Dama cried, the more beans there were, and there were two plates.

If you finish picking it up, you will probably miss the dinner party.

Fei Xiaojian helplessly prayed to heaven—wanted to finish picking up beans, and wanted beautiful clothes to attend the banquet.

Then the fairy godmother appeared.

The fairy godmother Izumi is a black-haired beauty with a pure and gentle appearance.

but……

"Heh! Stupid mortal! Are you the one who prayed to this fairy godmother?" Quan Nai held up her law enforcement stick, like a legendary boss who wanted to unify the world.

Fei Xiaojian thought for a while: "No, I haven't."

Quan Xiaonai: "...No, you have."

Before Fei Xiaojian could refute, the little dinosaur Quan Xiaonai opened his mouth and ignited the stove, and the beans inside——

turned into popcorn.

Or pea flowers?

Quan Xiaonai wiped the engine oil from her mouth, and threw a blue dance dress and a pair of crystal shoes to Fei Xiaojian.

"Go to the ball! My boy! But be back by twelve! My boy!"

Always feel taken advantage of.

twice.

Think in a small room.

Fei Xiaojian tried the crystal slipper that Quan Xiaonai threw to him——

Well, squeeze your feet.

So he switched to a pair of flats.

Anyway, fire extinguishers are generally relatively large.

But Fei Xiaojian still hid the crystal slipper under the skirt,

just in case.

Fei Xiaojian came to the palace in a pumpkin carriage,

The beautiful Cinderella attracted the Prince's attention.

Homura invited Fei Xiaojian to dance.

But when the bell rang at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Fei Xiaojian ran away in a hurry - he had an experiment to end at one o'clock in the middle of the night, and if he didn't go now, it would be too late.

The crystal slipper in the small room fell because of running too hastily.

Picked up by Prince Xiaoyan.

Homura tried on the beautiful glass slipper——

Well, just right.

Xiao Yan thought about it seriously, although she really wanted to secretly take the crystal slipper as her own, but she still has dignity as a prince!

So she planned to carry out a scumbag act.

Bring home Cinderella who owns the glass slipper.

In this way, the crystal slipper is hers!

So the prince ordered to find a girl who could hide her shoes under her skirt.

However, everyone can see that hiding crystal shoes under the skirt,

Finally, the prince's butler came to Fei Xiaojian's house with the crystal slipper.

Only Fei Xiaojian can hide shoes under the skirt without being seen!

When Tobi Koma was about to be taken to the castle by the butler, Zhu Oma burst into tears.

Without Xiaojian helping him clean up the branches, he might live in the forest from now on!

The following story is like most fairy tales, the prince and princess lived happily ever after!

Homura: The glass slipper is so pretty!

Fei Xiaojian: It’s fun to do experiments every day!

Yes, happy life!

(Quan Xiaonai: I specially prepared the crystal shoes for my younger sister, she really likes it! It’s just for the effect of the show, so it’s cheaper!)

Curtain 53

After the special chapter of the small theater is over, you can't help but applaud the little guys.

Then, without hesitation, he rushed to the TV station and brought everyone home.

The others followed you back calmly and calmly.

Only Homura held on to the TV's mouse cable and pretended to cry.

Make everyone stare at you.

You suddenly remembered the time when Homura bullied Tokena every day when she first came here.

——You hold your forehead: Sure enough, there is no good baby in all lighters!