[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

act one

You shop online and find a super cute lighter in the shape of a three-headed doll.

It is said that the most advanced technology is used to ensure that it is different from previous lighters.

You are moved.

Although the price is a bit expensive, the three-headed doll is really super cute.

You place your order, wait three days, and the lighter finally arrives.

You excitedly opened the express box, only to find two small boxes inside.

One of the black-haired and black-eyed girl dolls is the lighter you ordered, and the other box may be too much, so you don’t care about it for the time being.

You unpack the box, look at the instruction manual, and find that the palm-sized lighter has another name—Yan (lighter).

You fed the lighter with motor oil.

The doll-shaped lighter actually started to move!

The doll is bouncing up and down on the table, you quietly approach her, she immediately turns her head to look at you.

Then he showed you a super cute smile, and raised his hands high to hug you.

You stretched out your finger to tease her deliberately, and immediately pulled it out when she wanted to hug her.

three times in a row.

The little baby got angry, and let out a "hum" from his nasal cavity, turned his head to one side, and peeked at you from the corner of his eye.

You think it's a little funny, you reach out your hand and want to put the little doll in your palm and kiss, just when you are about to touch the little doll——

With a "snap", your hand is opened.

It was another little doll, male, with silver hair and red eyes, and a fur collar around his neck.

The little doll stares at you viciously.

You discover that another box has been opened.

You frowned slightly. Before, you wanted to ask the seller if they sent too much, so that you can return it.

But now, it seems that there is no going back.

Forget it, it's a big deal to spend more money.

Thinking of this, you take out the instruction manual from another box, wanting to see what model the doll is.

But I saw in the manual that it said——

Togama (fire extinguisher).

oh!For nothing!

It dawned on you.

curtain two

You think the black-haired and black-eyed Homura is soft and sticky, which is cuter, so you put Toikama aside first.

"It's a voice control device!" You looked at the instruction manual and said to yourself.

"Try it." You put down the instructions, "Light it up!"

Homura blinked, and the whole doll stood upright, with arms close to the body, but the two small hands were like the wings of a small airplane, with the palms facing the ground.

Then he opened his mouth like a little dinosaur "Ah", and spit out a small fireball.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the door that you put in the box suddenly rushed over, spit out a water ball aggressively, and put out the fire directly.

Homura pursed her mouth and burst into tears.

You felt distressed immediately, picked up Xiao Yan, stretched out your hand and poked the cheek between the doors, "How can you bully a girl?"

He patted your hand off, looked at you with disgust, walked up to the instruction manual you put aside with short legs, lay down on it, and patted a sentence in it.

"When using a lighter, do not place a fire extinguisher next to it, otherwise the fire extinguisher will automatically extinguish the fire."

You smiled awkwardly.

Immediately, he knew that Feijian's dislike was the dislike of the top student for the scumbag.

curtain three

"I'll take Homura to check the ignition function, you stay here first, don't run around." You instructed.

He nods.

Satisfied, you put Homura on your shoulders, planning to take her to the study.

I didn't see Homura turning her head, sticking out her tongue provocatively at the door, and showing Sangouyu's red eyes.

act four

After playing with Homura for a long time, you brought Homura back to the living room and put them together in the Tokima.

You are going to rest.

Early the next morning, you found that Homura was sleeping soundly with a lump of furry thing in her arms, while Tokima hid in the corner of the box aggrievedly, the fur collar was gone.

Act five

When Homura woke up, you took the little fur collar out of Xiao Homura's arms, and gave it back to Toizam, who immediately became happy, hugging the fur collar and rubbing it, making his face wet.

Well, Homura's saliva.

Act six

As time goes by, you gradually realize that the black-haired and black-eyed Homura has the same color scheme as hers. He is actually a little devil. He looks cute, but he is actually very good at causing trouble and bullying people.

And the white-haired and red-eyed Tokami is the one who cleans up the mess and is responsible for taking the blame.

Maybe a little angel?

But it might have changed.

As expected of a lighter and a fire extinguisher.

curtain seven

You bought two sets of baby clothes online, one for little angels and one for little devils.

Originally thought of a set of one person.

But life and death are not worn between the leaves.

Homura snatched them all away.

Later, you bought another set of fluffy baby clothes on the Internet.

This time I put it on happily.

One more thing, it's in the shape of a rabbit.

Makuhachi

Another morning, you found that Homura was sleeping without the fur collar between the doors.

She began to hug the furry Hirama.

The door is very flattering.

Yo, scheming fire extinguisher!

curtain nine

Finally, you find that your lighter and fire extinguisher are hand in hand.

And you're still single.

幕十

Your buddy invites you to a party.

The statement must bring your small lighter.

You dressed Homura in an imp's clothes and pulled her tail.

Super cute!

Thinking about it, you put her in your pocket and rubbed your head.

Act Eleven

You take Homura to your friend's house, who also has a small lighter.

Wearing a robe with a black background and a red cloud

Call Sasuke.

The two little guys look almost identical.

The two dolls looked at each other with big eyes.

The "ah" little dinosaur opened its mouth and spit out two small fireballs.

Well, this is a greeting.

Act [-]

You look at Sasuke wearing a robe with red cloud patterns on a black background, and ask your friend, "Where did this suit come from?"

"A gift!" the little friend replied, "We Sasuke gave four sets of clothes!"

The little friend took out the remaining three pieces of clothing for you to see.

This dress looks fat!

you think.

Act Thirteen

The little friend changed clothes for Xiao Sasuke.

Sure enough, Xiao Sasuke became stronger.

Little Sasuke buried his face in his friend's hands, feeling ashamed to show his breasts to others.

You secretly smiled, and then saw your little lighter holding a small white sign to you, which read:

If you don't exercise, you will be as fat as him!

...I'm heartbroken, my lighter!

Act Fourteen

There are many people around you who have raised small lighters.

A small party was successfully held.

There are eight small lighters.

Homura, Madara, Quanna, Obito, Mirror, Shisui, Itachi, Sasuke...

Yo!big family!

You sigh.

Act fifteen

You slowly discover:

Homura, Madara, and Quanna have a good relationship.

Itachi and Sasuke have a good relationship.

The relationship between the mirror and the water stop is good.

bring soil...

Obito has a good relationship with himself.

#Bullying the Only Son with Soil No Grandpa Series#

Act fifteen

Madara and Itachi always hold a small sign to argue about whose younger brother is better.

Throw fireballs at the slightest disagreement.

What is there to argue about?

Those two little lighters look alike!

However, Madara always wins when arguing with someone about whose sister is better.

Well, only he and Quanna have younger sisters.

The author has something to say:

Arrangement of the lighter theater!

I guess everyone has seen it before.

I will try to sort out everything I wrote before tomorrow~

There should be new ones the day after tomorrow~

After roughly doing the math, I actually wrote [-] words in a small theater...