Sir, I'm not good
Chapter 63
In the past two days, a term has emerged called "Xiangqing-style social interaction", which refers to the fact that people get to know each other in the process of frantically eating melons.
As long as you are in a public place, whether it is on the subway, in a library, or in a coffee shop, when you hear Su Jinju's recording, you will definitely exclaim.
At the same time, there is a high probability that someone will call out with you.
At this time, the two of you will look at each other with a smile, and nod to each other: So we ate the same melon!
And after Su Jinju, everyone has maintained this state of eating melons in real time and synchronously.
This is Xiangqing's social interaction.
At the same time, as the controller of the incident, Shu Xian, the number one melon farmer in the country, who desperately fed the Guada people, also attracted attention.
It's just that everyone can't see Shu Xian alive, so we can only rely on speculation about Shu Xian's state.
From everyone's point of view, Shu Xian's ability to record in Su Jinju in advance, mobilize the big names in the academic world, and even alarm the National Academy of Sciences must be extremely powerful.
So in everyone's imagination, Shu Xian should be wearing a black suit at this time, with a stern face, with a glass of red wine in his hand, listening disdainfully to the situation reported by his subordinates.
In short, Shu Xian's image as a big boss has been firmly established in the hearts of everyone.
During this period, everyone completely ignored the fact that Shu Xian is an Omega, and even countless Os privately messaged Shu Xian asking for a mark.
But the real Shu Xian didn't wake up until after ten o'clock in the morning on the third day, his hair was a bit messy from sleep, and his dull hair stood upright in a daze.
In short, there is no temperament of a big boss.
But Shu Xian himself doesn't care about his image in the hearts of netizens.
He just took out his phone and looked at Weibo, and found that "Brother Shu Xian is in love [Hongxin]" is still the number one trending search.
There are three remaining ones related to him, all of which are in the top ten.
Although he was mentally prepared, Shu Xian never expected the heat to last so long.
Shu Xian thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to spend money on hot searches?
Indeed, Shu Xian didn't buy it, but someone with good deeds did it for him.
For example, You Haozhe, for example, Jian Wan.
The two didn't discuss with each other, but they both called Siyan tacitly and transferred the money.
Shu Xian still doesn't know that the money his two silly friends gave him to buy hot search is enough for him to hang on it for a whole week.
Finally, Shu Xian looked at the number of his fans, counted twice, confirmed that it was 700 million, and then silently put down the phone.
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, Shu Xian only thinks they are noisy.
It's not appropriate to make breakfast until after ten o'clock.
But Shu Xian has just recently been able to make meals that taste like Bai Yu's, and he doesn't want to be unfamiliar with it if he doesn't practice for a day.
So, Shu Xian got up conscientiously and walked into the kitchen.
After Bai Yu's death, he no longer remembers the date very well. He neither knows what day it is, nor what day of the week it is.
All in all it was chaos.
However, in this living room, Shu Xian's life can be regarded as regular and healthy, at least he must eat breakfast.
After cooking the porridge, Shu Xian washed his hands, and casually wiped the water stains on the apron before picking up the phone and making a call.
The phone beeped, beeping, beeping, as if prolonging the time.
Shu Xian was wearing an apron and leaning against the sink, his face was very peaceful.
This scene is like cheese, brushed, sticky, warm and sweet.
"Hey?"
"Uncle Jian, it's me."
"It's Xianxian." Hearing the voice, Jian Chenhan's serious and cold expression softened a lot.
Ten meters away from Jian Chenhan, the person who squatted on the ground and concentrated on planting flowers heard the word "Shu Xian", and his ears froze.
"Did you call leisurely?"
Su Yizhou put down the flower shovel and flew over, ran behind Jian Chenhan's chair, grabbed his neck, and put his ear to the phone.
"Uncle Su?"
"Hey, how are you doing leisurely?" Su Yizhou asked with concern, even more gentle than when talking to his own daughter.
"I'm fine."
"Is your place safe? Otherwise, I'll send you a few people over there. They're all ten-for-one thugs. You can use them as you like..."
"No need uncle! I'm quite safe, really!"
Shu Xian hurriedly interrupted, he knew that Su Yizhou, as the former gangster boss, was not joking with him.
Su Yizhou wanted to say something more, but just as he opened his mouth, Jian Chenhan hooked his neck and slammed it hard, and fell directly on Jian Chenhan's body.
Jian Chenhan took the phone away, and said to Su Yizhou: "I have something to do with us, please don't say a few words."
"Hey, I have a bad temper, are you sneaking up on me?"
"Don't make trouble!"
"Jiangou, obviously you did it first!"
Shu Xian heard the quarrel between the two on the other end of the phone, and then there was a "ding bang", and the sound of various objects colliding.
It took a full minute for the phone to quiet down. A footstep approached, and it was the final winner.
"Hello? Xianxian, are you calling because of Xiang Qing's matter? I just got the news that a batch of goods came in yesterday."
When Su Yizhou's voice came, it sounded a little panting, it seemed that both of them were serious about attacking.
After getting the news he wanted, Shu Xian didn't want to disturb the "harmonious" communication between the two uncles anymore, so he hung up the phone quickly.
The water on the stove beside him had already boiled, so Shu Xian quickly put down his phone to cook dumplings.
Although Shao Ze is troublesome, the little trick he taught for frying dumplings is very useful.
Shu Xian can now say that he cooks dumplings well!
In the kitchen, Shu Xian was busy all by himself, giving people an exemplary sense of skilled Omega.
But if you look carefully, you will find that there is no expression on Shu Xian's face, it seems that cooking does not bring him happiness.
He just wanted to keep himself busy, to live in Bai Yu's way, and to live in Bai Yu's body.
It's not the cooking that can make him feel at ease, but Bai Yu, but Bai Yu is gone.
While Shu Xian was cooking, the past between him and Bai Yu was replaying in his mind over and over again, from kindergarten, to elementary school, and then to middle school.
He remembered that winter, after turning off the lights, Bai Yu climbed to the upper bunk with the quilt in his arms, put the two quilts together, and then crawled beside him.
They were very close, but Bai Yu didn't touch him.
He remembered that during a basketball game, he was kicked by a player on the opposite side during a layup and sprained. Bai Yu immediately grabbed the other player and knocked him to the ground.
When returning to the dormitory, Bai Yu carried him up to the fifth floor.
He remembered that in the shopping mall, Bai Yu's shoelaces unraveled, grabbed him and then stretched his legs. He didn't care about it, and squatted down to tie Bai Yu in full view.
Unexpectedly, Bai Yu also squatted down, untied the lace of the other shoe, and tied it together with him.
Originally, his life was full of Bai Yu, until he met Gu Yinian.
After getting married, he even foolishly thought that Gu Yinian was his destination for life, so he began to deliberately snub Bai Yu.
He thought it was to be kind to Bai Yu, so that Bai Yu could also get happiness, but now it seems that he was wrong.
In fact, Bai Yu never thought of getting him, but just wanted to be by his side.
For Bai Yu, he is the only happiness.
He couldn't even imagine how Bai Yu spent the three years when he was indifferent to Bai Yu alone in this house.
He looked at the real estate certificate, and the house was bought when they were freshmen.
If he hadn't fallen in love with Gu Yinian, then he and Bai Yu would have lived in this house together and lived their entire lives without loving each other.
But there is no if.
He and Bai Yu have no more ifs.
When the dumplings touch the hot oil, they make a "sizzling" sound, which is in harmony with the roar of the range hood.
The cooking pot next to it made a "beep--" sound.The preserved egg and lean meat porridge is ready.
Shu Xian opened the lid of the pot to dry, then turned around and turned the dumplings one by one until the skin of the dumplings became golden, and when poked in, they would make a crisp sound of "click".
Finally, at eleven o'clock, Shu Xian came out of the kitchen carrying his breakfast.
Today is the last day of his "three-day appointment" with Shu Shengkang.
Theoretically, he would resolve Xiang Qing's matter within today.
After yesterday's reversal, his stock has started to rebound.
And Xiang Qing was also abandoned by the company and cast aside by the whole people, so it's okay to end here.
but……
Shu Xian took a mouthful of fried dumplings with a "sigh", pressed three numbers on the phone's dial page, and clicked to dial.
The sun is shining today, and the lighting in the restaurant is very good. The early winter sun shines on Shu Xian, making him so warm that he can't wait to melt into it.
Coupled with the hot preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and the bright fried dumplings, it looks like a peaceful time.
This kind of silence was maintained until Shu Xian's call was connected, and a friendly and solemn voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hello, this is the 110 command center, do you need any help?"
"Hello, I want to report."
"Who do you want to report? Is there any illegal behavior?"
Shu Xian was still wearing a flowered apron, and still had that peaceful expression, but the words he said were in great contrast to his image:
"Xiang Qing, take drugs."
"...What?" The police officer on the opposite side couldn't help asking.
It's not that she didn't hear clearly, but she didn't react at all.
So Shu Xian repeated again: "Xiang Qing, take drugs, don't you understand?"
The police officer swallowed, and confirmed Shu Xian's words again in his heart.
Xiang Qing knew it, even if she didn't know it, she should know it after reading Weibo these two days.
***, as a police officer, of course she is familiar with extremely bad illegal and criminal behaviors!
But putting these two words together, she still couldn't believe it for a while.
"Are you sure? Which Xiangqing is it?"
Shu Xian took a bite of the fried dumpling, and the soup overflowed, making Shu Xian "huh" for a long time.
Hearing the voice, the police officer thought that Shu Xian was about to be silenced, so he hurriedly asked, "Are you all right? Are you safe?"
"...It's okay, I was scalded by the dumplings."
The policeman was silent, calling the police on such an important matter, and the policeman who reported it was a big star, yet he was still eating dumplings!
Is this a little too insignificant?
"Just to confirm with you again, which Xiangqing are you talking about?"
"The one on the hot search."
"...Then you are?" The police officer listened to the voice, and the more he heard it, the more he felt familiar. It was similar to the voice in the recording that went viral on Weibo!
Shu Xian took a sip of porridge and said calmly, "Shu Xian."
Hearing this name, the police officer immediately lost his composure.
She was the first to eat this melon that was about to explode the whole network?Do you still eat the melon farmers who feed them into your mouths?
As long as you are in a public place, whether it is on the subway, in a library, or in a coffee shop, when you hear Su Jinju's recording, you will definitely exclaim.
At the same time, there is a high probability that someone will call out with you.
At this time, the two of you will look at each other with a smile, and nod to each other: So we ate the same melon!
And after Su Jinju, everyone has maintained this state of eating melons in real time and synchronously.
This is Xiangqing's social interaction.
At the same time, as the controller of the incident, Shu Xian, the number one melon farmer in the country, who desperately fed the Guada people, also attracted attention.
It's just that everyone can't see Shu Xian alive, so we can only rely on speculation about Shu Xian's state.
From everyone's point of view, Shu Xian's ability to record in Su Jinju in advance, mobilize the big names in the academic world, and even alarm the National Academy of Sciences must be extremely powerful.
So in everyone's imagination, Shu Xian should be wearing a black suit at this time, with a stern face, with a glass of red wine in his hand, listening disdainfully to the situation reported by his subordinates.
In short, Shu Xian's image as a big boss has been firmly established in the hearts of everyone.
During this period, everyone completely ignored the fact that Shu Xian is an Omega, and even countless Os privately messaged Shu Xian asking for a mark.
But the real Shu Xian didn't wake up until after ten o'clock in the morning on the third day, his hair was a bit messy from sleep, and his dull hair stood upright in a daze.
In short, there is no temperament of a big boss.
But Shu Xian himself doesn't care about his image in the hearts of netizens.
He just took out his phone and looked at Weibo, and found that "Brother Shu Xian is in love [Hongxin]" is still the number one trending search.
There are three remaining ones related to him, all of which are in the top ten.
Although he was mentally prepared, Shu Xian never expected the heat to last so long.
Shu Xian thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to spend money on hot searches?
Indeed, Shu Xian didn't buy it, but someone with good deeds did it for him.
For example, You Haozhe, for example, Jian Wan.
The two didn't discuss with each other, but they both called Siyan tacitly and transferred the money.
Shu Xian still doesn't know that the money his two silly friends gave him to buy hot search is enough for him to hang on it for a whole week.
Finally, Shu Xian looked at the number of his fans, counted twice, confirmed that it was 700 million, and then silently put down the phone.
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, Shu Xian only thinks they are noisy.
It's not appropriate to make breakfast until after ten o'clock.
But Shu Xian has just recently been able to make meals that taste like Bai Yu's, and he doesn't want to be unfamiliar with it if he doesn't practice for a day.
So, Shu Xian got up conscientiously and walked into the kitchen.
After Bai Yu's death, he no longer remembers the date very well. He neither knows what day it is, nor what day of the week it is.
All in all it was chaos.
However, in this living room, Shu Xian's life can be regarded as regular and healthy, at least he must eat breakfast.
After cooking the porridge, Shu Xian washed his hands, and casually wiped the water stains on the apron before picking up the phone and making a call.
The phone beeped, beeping, beeping, as if prolonging the time.
Shu Xian was wearing an apron and leaning against the sink, his face was very peaceful.
This scene is like cheese, brushed, sticky, warm and sweet.
"Hey?"
"Uncle Jian, it's me."
"It's Xianxian." Hearing the voice, Jian Chenhan's serious and cold expression softened a lot.
Ten meters away from Jian Chenhan, the person who squatted on the ground and concentrated on planting flowers heard the word "Shu Xian", and his ears froze.
"Did you call leisurely?"
Su Yizhou put down the flower shovel and flew over, ran behind Jian Chenhan's chair, grabbed his neck, and put his ear to the phone.
"Uncle Su?"
"Hey, how are you doing leisurely?" Su Yizhou asked with concern, even more gentle than when talking to his own daughter.
"I'm fine."
"Is your place safe? Otherwise, I'll send you a few people over there. They're all ten-for-one thugs. You can use them as you like..."
"No need uncle! I'm quite safe, really!"
Shu Xian hurriedly interrupted, he knew that Su Yizhou, as the former gangster boss, was not joking with him.
Su Yizhou wanted to say something more, but just as he opened his mouth, Jian Chenhan hooked his neck and slammed it hard, and fell directly on Jian Chenhan's body.
Jian Chenhan took the phone away, and said to Su Yizhou: "I have something to do with us, please don't say a few words."
"Hey, I have a bad temper, are you sneaking up on me?"
"Don't make trouble!"
"Jiangou, obviously you did it first!"
Shu Xian heard the quarrel between the two on the other end of the phone, and then there was a "ding bang", and the sound of various objects colliding.
It took a full minute for the phone to quiet down. A footstep approached, and it was the final winner.
"Hello? Xianxian, are you calling because of Xiang Qing's matter? I just got the news that a batch of goods came in yesterday."
When Su Yizhou's voice came, it sounded a little panting, it seemed that both of them were serious about attacking.
After getting the news he wanted, Shu Xian didn't want to disturb the "harmonious" communication between the two uncles anymore, so he hung up the phone quickly.
The water on the stove beside him had already boiled, so Shu Xian quickly put down his phone to cook dumplings.
Although Shao Ze is troublesome, the little trick he taught for frying dumplings is very useful.
Shu Xian can now say that he cooks dumplings well!
In the kitchen, Shu Xian was busy all by himself, giving people an exemplary sense of skilled Omega.
But if you look carefully, you will find that there is no expression on Shu Xian's face, it seems that cooking does not bring him happiness.
He just wanted to keep himself busy, to live in Bai Yu's way, and to live in Bai Yu's body.
It's not the cooking that can make him feel at ease, but Bai Yu, but Bai Yu is gone.
While Shu Xian was cooking, the past between him and Bai Yu was replaying in his mind over and over again, from kindergarten, to elementary school, and then to middle school.
He remembered that winter, after turning off the lights, Bai Yu climbed to the upper bunk with the quilt in his arms, put the two quilts together, and then crawled beside him.
They were very close, but Bai Yu didn't touch him.
He remembered that during a basketball game, he was kicked by a player on the opposite side during a layup and sprained. Bai Yu immediately grabbed the other player and knocked him to the ground.
When returning to the dormitory, Bai Yu carried him up to the fifth floor.
He remembered that in the shopping mall, Bai Yu's shoelaces unraveled, grabbed him and then stretched his legs. He didn't care about it, and squatted down to tie Bai Yu in full view.
Unexpectedly, Bai Yu also squatted down, untied the lace of the other shoe, and tied it together with him.
Originally, his life was full of Bai Yu, until he met Gu Yinian.
After getting married, he even foolishly thought that Gu Yinian was his destination for life, so he began to deliberately snub Bai Yu.
He thought it was to be kind to Bai Yu, so that Bai Yu could also get happiness, but now it seems that he was wrong.
In fact, Bai Yu never thought of getting him, but just wanted to be by his side.
For Bai Yu, he is the only happiness.
He couldn't even imagine how Bai Yu spent the three years when he was indifferent to Bai Yu alone in this house.
He looked at the real estate certificate, and the house was bought when they were freshmen.
If he hadn't fallen in love with Gu Yinian, then he and Bai Yu would have lived in this house together and lived their entire lives without loving each other.
But there is no if.
He and Bai Yu have no more ifs.
When the dumplings touch the hot oil, they make a "sizzling" sound, which is in harmony with the roar of the range hood.
The cooking pot next to it made a "beep--" sound.The preserved egg and lean meat porridge is ready.
Shu Xian opened the lid of the pot to dry, then turned around and turned the dumplings one by one until the skin of the dumplings became golden, and when poked in, they would make a crisp sound of "click".
Finally, at eleven o'clock, Shu Xian came out of the kitchen carrying his breakfast.
Today is the last day of his "three-day appointment" with Shu Shengkang.
Theoretically, he would resolve Xiang Qing's matter within today.
After yesterday's reversal, his stock has started to rebound.
And Xiang Qing was also abandoned by the company and cast aside by the whole people, so it's okay to end here.
but……
Shu Xian took a mouthful of fried dumplings with a "sigh", pressed three numbers on the phone's dial page, and clicked to dial.
The sun is shining today, and the lighting in the restaurant is very good. The early winter sun shines on Shu Xian, making him so warm that he can't wait to melt into it.
Coupled with the hot preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and the bright fried dumplings, it looks like a peaceful time.
This kind of silence was maintained until Shu Xian's call was connected, and a friendly and solemn voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hello, this is the 110 command center, do you need any help?"
"Hello, I want to report."
"Who do you want to report? Is there any illegal behavior?"
Shu Xian was still wearing a flowered apron, and still had that peaceful expression, but the words he said were in great contrast to his image:
"Xiang Qing, take drugs."
"...What?" The police officer on the opposite side couldn't help asking.
It's not that she didn't hear clearly, but she didn't react at all.
So Shu Xian repeated again: "Xiang Qing, take drugs, don't you understand?"
The police officer swallowed, and confirmed Shu Xian's words again in his heart.
Xiang Qing knew it, even if she didn't know it, she should know it after reading Weibo these two days.
***, as a police officer, of course she is familiar with extremely bad illegal and criminal behaviors!
But putting these two words together, she still couldn't believe it for a while.
"Are you sure? Which Xiangqing is it?"
Shu Xian took a bite of the fried dumpling, and the soup overflowed, making Shu Xian "huh" for a long time.
Hearing the voice, the police officer thought that Shu Xian was about to be silenced, so he hurriedly asked, "Are you all right? Are you safe?"
"...It's okay, I was scalded by the dumplings."
The policeman was silent, calling the police on such an important matter, and the policeman who reported it was a big star, yet he was still eating dumplings!
Is this a little too insignificant?
"Just to confirm with you again, which Xiangqing are you talking about?"
"The one on the hot search."
"...Then you are?" The police officer listened to the voice, and the more he heard it, the more he felt familiar. It was similar to the voice in the recording that went viral on Weibo!
Shu Xian took a sip of porridge and said calmly, "Shu Xian."
Hearing this name, the police officer immediately lost his composure.
She was the first to eat this melon that was about to explode the whole network?Do you still eat the melon farmers who feed them into your mouths?
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