Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]
Chapter 50 The Office of the State Special Affairs Office
Office of the Special Office of the Fifty Nations
Shi Zhengqing looked at the old man with a smile. He didn't say a word, just smiling was enough to make people feel irritable. It has to be said that Shi Zhengqing is really a very cunning person.
Unlike the legendary president who must have a domineering facial makeup style, Shi Zhengqing is a person with very normal facial expressions, but under this normality, he is also a person who shows no emotions, and his smile from time to time makes him see It looks very decent, but in fact, no one can see any clues from this smile, let alone what he is thinking-this kind of smile is fatal to everyone.
Just when you thought he was already interested in your proposal, he turned around and got a lower and better product quotation. Opportunity is even more important. As the saying goes, there is no business without profiteers. If businessmen are all cool and domineering, then this business cannot be negotiated, let alone the skills that need to be used when negotiating business—after all, If you don't have the skills, how can you make your business bigger?
In terms of business, Shi Zhengqing is a family source.
So when he faced the old man, he naturally didn't have the slightest bit of embarrassment. He had a smile on his face, and he spoke nicely. It made people think that he might be really too young, and he might be very easy to bully.
But what about the fact?
Shi Zhengqing used his strength to make the old man stumble.
In the entertainment room, the old people tried to persuade them to eat. After all, the Special Office of the State Council is an institution vigorously supported by the state, and...they are really short of manpower.
Because of the shortage of manpower, of course they want to recruit more people, and the real ability of Ji Chi is close at hand, and they will be sorry for Ji Chi's ability if they don't do it!
However, it was because of the eagerness of the elderly that Shi Zhengqing discovered that they were indeed short of people—since the initiative was in his hands, and the other party was indeed a national organization, then what did he have to worry about?
Ji Chi tugged Shi Zhengqing's sleeve worriedly, and asked in a low voice: "Can you stop talking like that..." Ji Chi's "La" is not the coquettish kind, but stretched "Le" , with a somewhat helpless tone, people can't help but want to tease him - but Shi Zhengqing is not an ordinary person, he doesn't like teasing people, especially he doesn't like teasing people he thinks he has a good relationship with.
People, where can I have nothing to tease around?
Just because he doesn’t have the habit of being funny, he can integrate into the current life better and faster by quitting eating—otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to understand those random and funny jokes, maybe he’d just misunderstood, and things would just happen naturally It will inevitably be embarrassing.
They couldn't get rid of eating with rhetoric, there was no way, the people from the State Special Office could only arrest the evil spirits first, and they would make plans about the matter of quitting eating.
As soon as they left, Shi Zhengqing breathed a sigh of relief, and fell to the ground regardless of his appearance: "I'm so tired!"
Quit eating and giggling: "Then you still talk so badly to that old man?"
Shi Zhengqing turned over and half leaned on the lazy sofa, and said with a smile: "They are short of people, very short, and want you to go over to work for them without knowing how to give them extra benefits. How can I let this happen?" What happened?" He raised his hand and grabbed Jie Chi's hand, and patted it lightly, "These hands can catch ghosts, beat people, and uphold justice. I can't let them just drag you over to do it. Bai Gong."
Although quitting eating doesn't care about these things, Shi Zhengqing cares about it very much.
Of course they can come to Ji Chi for help, but they can’t do white jobs, and they can’t let them think that Ji Chi is easy to talk and leave everything to come to Ji Chi—even if Ji Chi is a good monk, they can’t just bully others. !
Shi Zhengqing's words were so cryptic that the State Special Affairs Office fell into deep thought after watching everything recorded by the pinhole camera.
Most of them felt that Shi Zhengqing wanted money.
But...he is already so rich!
"I think it must be money!" Yang Xiaotian rubbed his hands, "Even if the rich are incomparable to the country, no one despises those with little money."
Wenli rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say it's a gold bar?"
"It's very possible!" Yang Xiaotian immediately admitted his own narrowness.
They are on the field, and no matter what, their brains are a little less shrewd than the old monsters sitting in the office.
After three days, the old monsters tracked the whereabouts of the two people in various ways, to see what they did, what they did, what they liked to eat... By the way, they also discovered that the abstinence from eating is true. It can be eaten, and it is too edible!
Three days later, Tian Ke, director of the State Special Affairs Office, finally found the secret that would be rejected.
"Well, let's invite them over for a visit," Tian Ke said emphatically, "Also, you must invite people respectfully and respectfully. And...bring a little surprise." The surprise he said, It is to settle the marketing accounts of those black quit eating on the Internet.
The old man who got the order took Yang Xiaotian and Wenli to invite people again.
However, when they first arrived at the villa, they were all in vain.
It can be said that the promotion of "Tiger Talisman" this time is really too successful.
In view of its success, and the fact that the documentary "Stop Fighting for Fighting" is itself a living advertisement, the film passed the review very quickly.
After passing the review, other things are much easier to handle. Apart from publicity, the variety show before quitting eating has also been turned up - he is a monk who once showed lightness kung fu in variety shows!
He has shown off his lightness kung fu, and his lightness kung fu shows how to go high and high, and it is not a problem to jump more than ten meters... So, it is inevitable that those who make all kinds of bad words on the Internet and work hard will be slapped in the face crackle.
Just punching in the face is not enough.
The most frightening thing is that a marketing account dedicated to posting all kinds of popular science content suddenly posted a popular science about Qinggong——
Although most of the lightness kungfu is fake, but the one who quit eating is real lightness kungfu without any trace of PS, that is to say, he didn't hang on to Wia at all!
As soon as the news came out, the crowd was in an uproar.
For a while, someone thought of an old monk in the 80s and [-]s who couldn’t prop himself up with one finger because of his age. The reporter proposed to tie the old monk’s legs with a rope to pose for a photo. The old monk explained I said many times that I am old and my apprentice can still do it, but the reporter insisted on the old monk to do it. After thinking about it, in order to promote Chinese martial arts, the old monk still agreed, but...
After the old monk's kung fu photos were published in the magazine, within a few days, the reporter published the fake photos and bombarded the old monk, making the old monk unable to rectify his name when he was old, and dying in a depressed mood.
With the lessons learned from the past, this bunch of profitable marketing accounts bad-mouthing Huaxia martial arts and slandering abstinence were quickly besieged by many righteous keyboard warriors.
I have to say that the marketing account whose ID is "I know everything" is really a very charismatic person - in comparison, Shi Zhengqing is a person who doesn't like to manage Weibo, even if he posts Weibo, he will He comes with a high-cold male god fan, which is completely different from the real businessman fan-that is, because of the difference, most of his fans are Buddhist stars, and it is rare to strangle you to death with others. As for quitting food In addition, I don't know much about Weibo, so the ID [I know everything] really helped a lot.
Quit reading other people's articles on the mobile phone to know the ins and outs of the matter, and couldn't help but ask Shi Zhengqing embarrassedly: "Do you want to treat him to a meal? I feel that he is really helpful."
Shi Zhengqing also nodded: "Helping is helping, but you can't relax your vigilance. Who knows whether the network cable is a cat or a dog."
Agou Yang Xiaotian: "..."
A Mao Wenli: "..."
Both of them were downstairs, and they were going to go upstairs, but they heard the two elder brothers discussing whether they were cats or dogs.
Yang Xiaotian felt that Shi Zhengqing was really an annoying person.Quiet's bald head still has the warmth of a civilized human society—however, Quit also said: "A cat and a dog don't actually fight, look at Yang Xiaotian and Wenli, don't they just not fight?"
Gudong Gudong twice.
Shi Zhengqing suddenly appeared in front of Yang Xiaotian and Wenli, and Jie Chi standing beside him was still holding Shi Zhengqing's arm in his hand—obviously, Jie Chi took him to take a shortcut, directly from the third floor jumped off.
Yang Xiaotian laughed angrily: "Are you serious? Didn't I just want to persuade you to join us? Are you serious? Are you serious about making fun of us?"
Wenli didn't have any expression on her face, but the cat's paws faintly appearing on her hands were really scary.
Yang Xiaotian continued to complain: "It's the people above who want to invite you to go, at least... you should also see our sincerity, shouldn't you?"
Shi Zhengqing put his arms around Jie Chi's shoulders, with a disdainful smile on his face: "Your sincerity? Sincerity means breaking into private houses?"
The old man hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Don't, don't, don't say it so seriously!" He smiled all over his face, "We can't invite everyone here, but... two, we really want to invite you You go and have a look, at least understand what there is, right?"
That's right.
Shi Zhengqing knew that there must be someone behind him who gave advice to the old man, but what the other party said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it with other topics - originally he was talking about benefits and treatment, but in fact these were not attractive. Quit eating, so this time they changed their approach, and they didn't talk about anything, it was just a lover going over to sit down - it's not against the law to invite you to sit down, why shouldn't it?
Although Shi Zhengqing understood the importance of the matter thoroughly, he didn't understand the meaning of quitting eating, and he didn't understand why he didn't go to deal with the special affairs of the country as agreed before, but when he turned around...why did he want to be a guest again?
Feeling uneasy, Ji Chi and Shi Zhengqing got into the ultra-safe car provided by the other party, and rushed all the way to the State Special Affairs Office.
The office of the State Special Affairs Office can be said to be so luxurious that it makes people embarrassing.
Their office is in the Forbidden City.
That's right, it is the Forbidden City that has been criticized for being haunted all day long!
Shi Zhengqing looked at the old man with a smile. He didn't say a word, just smiling was enough to make people feel irritable. It has to be said that Shi Zhengqing is really a very cunning person.
Unlike the legendary president who must have a domineering facial makeup style, Shi Zhengqing is a person with very normal facial expressions, but under this normality, he is also a person who shows no emotions, and his smile from time to time makes him see It looks very decent, but in fact, no one can see any clues from this smile, let alone what he is thinking-this kind of smile is fatal to everyone.
Just when you thought he was already interested in your proposal, he turned around and got a lower and better product quotation. Opportunity is even more important. As the saying goes, there is no business without profiteers. If businessmen are all cool and domineering, then this business cannot be negotiated, let alone the skills that need to be used when negotiating business—after all, If you don't have the skills, how can you make your business bigger?
In terms of business, Shi Zhengqing is a family source.
So when he faced the old man, he naturally didn't have the slightest bit of embarrassment. He had a smile on his face, and he spoke nicely. It made people think that he might be really too young, and he might be very easy to bully.
But what about the fact?
Shi Zhengqing used his strength to make the old man stumble.
In the entertainment room, the old people tried to persuade them to eat. After all, the Special Office of the State Council is an institution vigorously supported by the state, and...they are really short of manpower.
Because of the shortage of manpower, of course they want to recruit more people, and the real ability of Ji Chi is close at hand, and they will be sorry for Ji Chi's ability if they don't do it!
However, it was because of the eagerness of the elderly that Shi Zhengqing discovered that they were indeed short of people—since the initiative was in his hands, and the other party was indeed a national organization, then what did he have to worry about?
Ji Chi tugged Shi Zhengqing's sleeve worriedly, and asked in a low voice: "Can you stop talking like that..." Ji Chi's "La" is not the coquettish kind, but stretched "Le" , with a somewhat helpless tone, people can't help but want to tease him - but Shi Zhengqing is not an ordinary person, he doesn't like teasing people, especially he doesn't like teasing people he thinks he has a good relationship with.
People, where can I have nothing to tease around?
Just because he doesn’t have the habit of being funny, he can integrate into the current life better and faster by quitting eating—otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to understand those random and funny jokes, maybe he’d just misunderstood, and things would just happen naturally It will inevitably be embarrassing.
They couldn't get rid of eating with rhetoric, there was no way, the people from the State Special Office could only arrest the evil spirits first, and they would make plans about the matter of quitting eating.
As soon as they left, Shi Zhengqing breathed a sigh of relief, and fell to the ground regardless of his appearance: "I'm so tired!"
Quit eating and giggling: "Then you still talk so badly to that old man?"
Shi Zhengqing turned over and half leaned on the lazy sofa, and said with a smile: "They are short of people, very short, and want you to go over to work for them without knowing how to give them extra benefits. How can I let this happen?" What happened?" He raised his hand and grabbed Jie Chi's hand, and patted it lightly, "These hands can catch ghosts, beat people, and uphold justice. I can't let them just drag you over to do it. Bai Gong."
Although quitting eating doesn't care about these things, Shi Zhengqing cares about it very much.
Of course they can come to Ji Chi for help, but they can’t do white jobs, and they can’t let them think that Ji Chi is easy to talk and leave everything to come to Ji Chi—even if Ji Chi is a good monk, they can’t just bully others. !
Shi Zhengqing's words were so cryptic that the State Special Affairs Office fell into deep thought after watching everything recorded by the pinhole camera.
Most of them felt that Shi Zhengqing wanted money.
But...he is already so rich!
"I think it must be money!" Yang Xiaotian rubbed his hands, "Even if the rich are incomparable to the country, no one despises those with little money."
Wenli rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say it's a gold bar?"
"It's very possible!" Yang Xiaotian immediately admitted his own narrowness.
They are on the field, and no matter what, their brains are a little less shrewd than the old monsters sitting in the office.
After three days, the old monsters tracked the whereabouts of the two people in various ways, to see what they did, what they did, what they liked to eat... By the way, they also discovered that the abstinence from eating is true. It can be eaten, and it is too edible!
Three days later, Tian Ke, director of the State Special Affairs Office, finally found the secret that would be rejected.
"Well, let's invite them over for a visit," Tian Ke said emphatically, "Also, you must invite people respectfully and respectfully. And...bring a little surprise." The surprise he said, It is to settle the marketing accounts of those black quit eating on the Internet.
The old man who got the order took Yang Xiaotian and Wenli to invite people again.
However, when they first arrived at the villa, they were all in vain.
It can be said that the promotion of "Tiger Talisman" this time is really too successful.
In view of its success, and the fact that the documentary "Stop Fighting for Fighting" is itself a living advertisement, the film passed the review very quickly.
After passing the review, other things are much easier to handle. Apart from publicity, the variety show before quitting eating has also been turned up - he is a monk who once showed lightness kung fu in variety shows!
He has shown off his lightness kung fu, and his lightness kung fu shows how to go high and high, and it is not a problem to jump more than ten meters... So, it is inevitable that those who make all kinds of bad words on the Internet and work hard will be slapped in the face crackle.
Just punching in the face is not enough.
The most frightening thing is that a marketing account dedicated to posting all kinds of popular science content suddenly posted a popular science about Qinggong——
Although most of the lightness kungfu is fake, but the one who quit eating is real lightness kungfu without any trace of PS, that is to say, he didn't hang on to Wia at all!
As soon as the news came out, the crowd was in an uproar.
For a while, someone thought of an old monk in the 80s and [-]s who couldn’t prop himself up with one finger because of his age. The reporter proposed to tie the old monk’s legs with a rope to pose for a photo. The old monk explained I said many times that I am old and my apprentice can still do it, but the reporter insisted on the old monk to do it. After thinking about it, in order to promote Chinese martial arts, the old monk still agreed, but...
After the old monk's kung fu photos were published in the magazine, within a few days, the reporter published the fake photos and bombarded the old monk, making the old monk unable to rectify his name when he was old, and dying in a depressed mood.
With the lessons learned from the past, this bunch of profitable marketing accounts bad-mouthing Huaxia martial arts and slandering abstinence were quickly besieged by many righteous keyboard warriors.
I have to say that the marketing account whose ID is "I know everything" is really a very charismatic person - in comparison, Shi Zhengqing is a person who doesn't like to manage Weibo, even if he posts Weibo, he will He comes with a high-cold male god fan, which is completely different from the real businessman fan-that is, because of the difference, most of his fans are Buddhist stars, and it is rare to strangle you to death with others. As for quitting food In addition, I don't know much about Weibo, so the ID [I know everything] really helped a lot.
Quit reading other people's articles on the mobile phone to know the ins and outs of the matter, and couldn't help but ask Shi Zhengqing embarrassedly: "Do you want to treat him to a meal? I feel that he is really helpful."
Shi Zhengqing also nodded: "Helping is helping, but you can't relax your vigilance. Who knows whether the network cable is a cat or a dog."
Agou Yang Xiaotian: "..."
A Mao Wenli: "..."
Both of them were downstairs, and they were going to go upstairs, but they heard the two elder brothers discussing whether they were cats or dogs.
Yang Xiaotian felt that Shi Zhengqing was really an annoying person.Quiet's bald head still has the warmth of a civilized human society—however, Quit also said: "A cat and a dog don't actually fight, look at Yang Xiaotian and Wenli, don't they just not fight?"
Gudong Gudong twice.
Shi Zhengqing suddenly appeared in front of Yang Xiaotian and Wenli, and Jie Chi standing beside him was still holding Shi Zhengqing's arm in his hand—obviously, Jie Chi took him to take a shortcut, directly from the third floor jumped off.
Yang Xiaotian laughed angrily: "Are you serious? Didn't I just want to persuade you to join us? Are you serious? Are you serious about making fun of us?"
Wenli didn't have any expression on her face, but the cat's paws faintly appearing on her hands were really scary.
Yang Xiaotian continued to complain: "It's the people above who want to invite you to go, at least... you should also see our sincerity, shouldn't you?"
Shi Zhengqing put his arms around Jie Chi's shoulders, with a disdainful smile on his face: "Your sincerity? Sincerity means breaking into private houses?"
The old man hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Don't, don't, don't say it so seriously!" He smiled all over his face, "We can't invite everyone here, but... two, we really want to invite you You go and have a look, at least understand what there is, right?"
That's right.
Shi Zhengqing knew that there must be someone behind him who gave advice to the old man, but what the other party said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it with other topics - originally he was talking about benefits and treatment, but in fact these were not attractive. Quit eating, so this time they changed their approach, and they didn't talk about anything, it was just a lover going over to sit down - it's not against the law to invite you to sit down, why shouldn't it?
Although Shi Zhengqing understood the importance of the matter thoroughly, he didn't understand the meaning of quitting eating, and he didn't understand why he didn't go to deal with the special affairs of the country as agreed before, but when he turned around...why did he want to be a guest again?
Feeling uneasy, Ji Chi and Shi Zhengqing got into the ultra-safe car provided by the other party, and rushed all the way to the State Special Affairs Office.
The office of the State Special Affairs Office can be said to be so luxurious that it makes people embarrassing.
Their office is in the Forbidden City.
That's right, it is the Forbidden City that has been criticized for being haunted all day long!
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