Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]

49 Ghosts and non-ghosts

Seeing that the ghost in the Forbidden City is about to become a demon again, stop eating and immediately ask Shi Zhengqing to call the State Special Affairs Office to find Yang Xiaotian and the others. Whoever it is, come and catch this ghost.

And just as he said he wanted to make a phone call, he saw Ouyang Huaqing giggling strangely: "If I am burned by the fire again and suffer, I will let this body die completely!" He grinned and said As if there was blood flowing, but it didn't drip, "Do you want to know how much this physical body hates you?" He laughed so hard that his mouth started to crooked, "They're all newcomers, why didn't anyone pay for it when I debuted?" I will escort you, this stupid fake monk is surrounded by a group of people?!—ha!" He rolled his eyes, "That's what he thinks, he just hates you, fake monk!"

When he said these words, his almost ethereal expression can be regarded as Ouyang Huaqing's best acting skills in recent years-but unfortunately, it is not Ouyang Huaqing who is wearing Ouyang Huaqing's skin, because it is not Ouyang Huaqing, so this completely subverted expression made him look particularly weird, and even the prosthesis on his chin began to protrude due to his large facial movements.

Ouyang Huaqing's mouth was drooling, and he seemed to have lost his human appearance, but he was still in human form, a human form that made people look even scary.

"I hate...I hate!" The ghost in Ouyang Huaqing howled, "He hates too!" He giggled, "We all hate—why not? Of course we hate! Why don't we? What not to hate? Every one of you—everyone ignores our cravings, our desires are the same, we have the same aspirations, why—why you—” He pointed to the abstinence, "You—" he pointed at Shi Zhengqing again, "You can be better than us just because of your family background, relationship, and hard work with your parents? Why?! Just because we don't have a rich grandpa?" He He looked up to the sky and laughed, "I will kill this man!" He pointed to himself this time, "He is as useless as I am, we should die together! I want a flesh body—I want a perfect flesh body! With a flesh body, I can do everything! Everything!"

Facing this ghost that suddenly started going crazy, Qui Chi was completely stupefied——Shi Zhengqing was so frightened that he held the phone and couldn't dial the number for a long time.

This is really scary.

It can be said that this ghost is really scary, but this crazy ghost is really scary, but it really makes people tremble.Although holding a magic weapon, he made more than a dozen handprints in a muddleheaded way, but to be honest, quitting eating has never really learned how to catch and kill ghosts. How to use it, but he has never used it... Now, he has used everything completely.

Not only has it been used, but even the skill of catching ghosts can be regarded as self-taught.

However, even if one has the ability to catch ghosts, seeing ghosts going crazy and turning a person who was originally pretty and good-looking into ugly and smelly is an absolute visual attack.

Quit gritted his teeth and stared at the evil spirit.

The evil ghost occupying Ouyang Huaqing's body suddenly laughed miserably: "You, if you can find me Longzhi, then I won't kill him."

He was referring to Ouyang Huaqing.

Shi Zhengqing looked puzzled: "I said, are you the ghost from before? If you are, you should know that we are not threatened by you when we quit eating."

The ghost turned its eyeballs into a strange arc and looked at Shi Zhengqing.

Shi Zhengqing finally calmed down - with Jie Chi, he didn't have to worry about this evil spirit being harmful to him, but it was an evil ghost...he was taking the life of a living person to threaten Ji Chi, and... A living person who has nothing to do with them.

Thinking of this, Shi Zhengqing felt it was funny: "You are threatening Ouyang Huaqing's life, do you know that Ouyang Huaqing has nothing to do with us? Not only does it have nothing to do, it may even... the relationship is not good ?”

The evil spirit was silent.

Quit eating and keep silent.

Shi Zhengqing was even more relaxed: "I said that as a ghost, you are still an evil ghost that should be exterminated. What qualifications do you have to negotiate terms with us?" After speaking, he finally felt safe, and dialed the phone .

The demon screamed.

He wanted to struggle, but he couldn't move at all.

How could it be possible to struggle?

Although he occupied the body of a mortal, he was still imprisoned within a square inch by the seal and the magic weapon, like a fish being dried without any water on his body.

At this time, Shi Zhengqing's call was also connected.

Yang Xiaotian on the phone heard that he immediately agreed to come over. Sure enough, within 10 minutes after putting down the phone, someone knocked on the door.

However... it was just a knock on the door.

Less than a minute later, the three of them walked upstairs and entered the entertainment room where they were.

Yang Xiaotian led the way: "I just smelled it and it's here!" He was very proud, "Oh my God! How can this thing be trapped? I can't even use a hemp rope made of a charm! "

A gloomy woman next to her said gloomyly, "That means you don't have any magic power. Compared with someone who has hundreds of years of practice, are you comparable? Do you want to lose face?"

There was a weird and cute tone under the gloomy face, which really made it easy for people to play.

What's even more dramatic is that Yang Xiaotian and another elderly person who came with him looked accustomed to it.

The gloomy woman with a cute tone jumped directly in front of Jie Chi, stretched out her hand, grabbed Jie Chi's hand and shook it back and forth: "Hello! I have heard Yang Xiaotian mention you all the time, and thought you were a The old monk is quite old, so you are still so young, it seems that you really take good care of yourself! Admire me!"

Quit eating is a rejection of such enthusiasm.

Shi Zhengqing also hurried over to gather Jie Chi behind him.

The old man said: "Okay, Wenli, it's time for you to come and help, don't disturb others."

With a gloomy face, Wenli turned to look at Ouyang Huaqing who was possessed by a ghost who was dying.

Only at this time did Yang Xiaotian explain the ins and outs to the two people.

Ouyang Huaqing was also to blame for his bad luck.

The reason he went to see Shi Zhengqing that day was that he wanted Shi Zhengqing to take him in, at least get some sleep, and then give him some resources—although Shi Zhengqing had never had any scandals, but because he had no scandals, So many people think that he probably likes men and it's hard to say it out, so these people dig doors and steal holes, trying to get a back door.

But who knows, what he saw was that Shi Zhengqing went out to eat with Jie Chi, which made him feel that he might not even be able to keep up with the hot shit, so he completely collapsed—not that it’s about that It's enough to make a man his age break down, but before he went out to a dinner party, he was fucked by a strong woman by an ugly boss, and even the boss took sexual photos and videos, threatened him several times, and even Bringing someone together to round him up twice... Originally, he wanted to find a backer, but his manager didn't notice what happened to him at all!

——When talking about this paragraph, Shi Zhengqing immediately reached out and covered the ears of the abstinence from eating, so as not to let this terrible reality pollute the young monk's fragile three views.

The protagonist Ouyang Huaqing, who came from the beginning and the end, was taken over by the heart-eating ghost in a situation of complete despair.

But the heart eater is a weird thing. What he was thinking was that Jie Chi had stalked him before them, so he just wanted to make Jie Chi and Shi Zhengqing unlucky. When they parted, he would be able to eat Shi Zhengqing's heart—a heart could last at least one year of his physical body.

Especially for a person like Shi Zhengqing, who is so lucky, he will definitely be able to maintain his physical body well!

But who knows... Things are getting more and more out of line with his script.

Not only did he not stop eating and eat Shi Zhengqing, but he even didn't avenge Ouyang Huaqing himself. He is really a very incompetent ghost.

"So, how can such an incompetent ghost have the nerve to occupy someone's body and threaten his life?" The old man snorted this sentence from his nose, "It's really a bad world, and the ghosts are not in the mood. Old Oh!"

After talking about the ins and outs here, I also dragged the heart-eating ghost out of Ouyang Huaqing's body by the way-it was Wenli who did it. She is a decent person, her name is Wenli. According to legend, she is also a descendant of Wenli, also known as "the dog of the mountain god"-speaking of it, there are really fewer and fewer ghosts and ghosts these days. Not to mention, many people have blood. There are bloodlines of monsters and even gods, but most of these people will not be able to awaken their bloodlines for a lifetime, and once a small number of people awaken these bloodlines, they will be directly taken over by the State Special Affairs Office. Becoming a national civil servant, belonging to the section-level national cadre treatment, all of them have a particularly good life after retirement.

Both Wenli and Yang Xiaotian belong to this type.

It's just that Wenli is more inclined to the Yinsi faction, and those who can catch ghosts and spirits are more stylish.

Stop eating and stare blankly.

"So I said," the old man said, "I said quit eating. Would you like to join the State Special Affairs Office? It's much better than being a star. We don't talk about five insurances and one housing fund, and we also have a special ability insurance." , this is an insurance project specially approved by the state, it is very classic! And if you are a monster, someone will clean it up, it is better than being a star and having a bunch of sunspots slandering you!"

Shi Zhengqing really admired these people very much.

But as a businessman, he knew that since the other party wanted to quit eating and join the Special Office of the State Council, and specially asked such a person to lobby... there must be a way out.

Sometimes, in order to achieve the goal, it is really effective to put down the bait temporarily, and then add the fishing method that you don't care about.

It's just... They're all thousand-year-old vixens, and everyone knows how to play things like Liaozhai.

Quitting eating is very sincere: "But I like acting!"

A monk, a real great monk, the kind with mana, he said he likes acting... Like acting? !

The color on the face of the elderly is also very beautiful for a while.

The author has something to say: Quit eating: Some people are humans, but they are not as good as ghosts, and some ghosts are ghosts, but they can’t understand ghosts.

Actor: Very philosophical, this is what the great philosopher said about quitting eating.

Elderly people: ..._(:з」∠)_...You are a snake (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!