Career choices for superhumans

During the conversation, Saiki Kusuo really didn't want to recall it, and wanted to delete the whole process.

If it comes down to it, on the negotiating table are Ozaki Momiji and Dazai Osamu who represent the port mafia, and Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo himself, Saiki Chestnut, and Saiki Umeko.

In order to maintain the character design, Saiki No. 1 clung to Saiki Kusuo like an octopus, and Saiki Umeko kept staring at Dazai Osamu, both of them exchanged glances and kept "na na na".

But just as discussed before, whenever Osamu Dazai wants to reach out to touch Saiki No. [-]'s little hand, Saiki No. [-] will just hold the scissors in his hand and give it to Dazai Osamu, with his mouth still broken Nian said: "If you dare to touch a hand with a face that looks exactly like mine, hee hee hee."

The scissors are real objects, so it doesn't count as touching Osamu Dazai.

Because it is a human behavior, Osamu Dazai should not notice anything.

That is, since he is carrying Saiki No. 1 behind his back, and his head is resting on Saiki Kusuo's shoulders, at the same time, the "hee hee hee" laughter comes out of his earlobe, it is really It's a little uncomfortable.

Saiki Kusuo was very suspicious that Saiki No. 1 was asked by himself to act in this scene and then revenge himself.

Like hurting each other.

When Qi Mu No. 1 returns to his body, this memory with Qi Mu No. 1 as the main perspective will actually become his own.

This is not called hurting each other, but that I have personally suffered too much.

And when did Qi Mu No. 2's acting skills become so good, who had been fighting to the death in order not to give up his eyebrows?

If you are not sure that Qi Mu No. 2 is thinking about Axi, go to hell.Saiki Kusuo felt that his double would die in love with Dazai Osamu.

Dazai Osamu and Saiki No. 2 flirted, Saiki No. 1 was preventing Dazai Osamu from touching Saiki No. 2's little hand, and the master Saiki Kusuo was in charge of carrying Saiki No. 1 on his back, making complaints by the way.

The only person present who was doing business was Koyo Ozaki.

But despite such a scene, half-heartedness is still a very simple matter for superpowers.

All in all, Koyo Ozaki wants Saiki Kusuo to take his sister to the port mafia.

To be precise, she highly values ​​Qi Mu No. 2, who has outstanding skills and the ability to teleport, and also pays great attention to Qi Mumeizi, who has the "clairvoyance" ability.

It's just that I have a headache about the eyesight of the two younger sisters, and I plan to correct them.

A brother with facial paralysis who likes uselessness.

A Dazai Osamu who likes to find people to die for love.

The eyes of the sisters are really a headache.

Koye Ozaki looks like a successful woman who does not want love and strives for career.

Even if he is a useless brother, he can continue to run the barber shop business, although the hair design is very confusing.

Anyway, I also have a diploma from the Barbering Academy in Milan, you can't deny me because of this professional name.

Anyway, Saiki Kusuo's ideas worked, and the script is under his control. After all, even brothers and sisters will have situations where the elder brother has no powers and the younger sister has, such as wearing a woman but not passing on a man. is also easy to understand.

This world full of weird abilities really helps.

However, Saiki Kusuo did not let down his vigilance, because he could not hear Dazai Osamu's heartfelt words, but could only look at his expression. He hadn't studied it specifically, but it was like the faint smile hanging from the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth. Very intriguing, not to mention Mori Ogai.

Although Mori Ogai has acted more like he came out of a funny comic so far, the guy who can grow the black queen of the port to such a degree must not be underestimated.

Anyway, it's just a sentence, in order to become an ordinary person.

He has fought to this point, no matter what he has to continue.

Saiki Kusuo and Ozaki Koyo said they had to think about it, so they took their two younger sisters back first.

When I came here, I came here as a limousine of the port mafia, and when I went back, I teleported back. In fact, at the end of the conversation, Osamu Dazai suddenly rushed towards Saiki No. 2, wanting to hold her little hand and make an appointment. Sacrifice.

But fortunately, Qi Mu No. 1 was watching them all the time. When he found out about this situation, he quickly put his shoulders on Qi Mu No. 2's shoulder and teleported behind me, "Hehehe, don't even try to touch me. A woman with the same face is the same even if she is an annoying plum."

Qi Mu No. 2 twisted his body just right, and said coquettishly: "But I prefer the type that is full of youthfulness and youthfulness."

Qi Mu No. 1 scolded: "That's just the work of my elder brother. If you are really full of youth, I won't pull you to die for love, you little fool, hehehe."

"Na Na Na, am I broken in love again?" Qi Mu No. 2 cried while holding a handkerchief, "Yeah."

Saiki Kusuo: ...Let's go, save the world there.

Saiki No. 1 also didn't want to see such a pretentious performance by Saiki No. 2, especially when he was stared at by Saiki Kusuo. Holding Saiki No. 2, with one hand resting on Saiki Kusuo, it looked like he teleported away with one dragging two, but in fact it was Saiki Kusuo and Saiki No. 2 who took him away.

Qi Mu 1's teleportation time is still cooling down.

When going back, Saiki Kusuo stared at Saiki No. 2.

Qi Mu No. 2 showed a fearless spirit, and then sold Qi Mu No. 1, "It was Qi Mu No. 1 who taught him, na na na, this is all him."

Saiki Kusuo stared at Saiki-1 instead.

Qi Mu No. 1 collapsed on the sofa like a large plush toy with no battery, and said in a Kanto dialect, "Isn't the key to be outstanding in acting?"

What's the matter with the "revenge method that wants the main body to be shocked"?

Don't forget, we are all telepathic beings.

My avatar is uncontrollable and too thoughtful, which is really not a good thing.

Having said that, Saiki Kusuo didn't care about these, after all, it was as uncontrollable as telepathy, unless he took them back, but if they were taken back, who would act for him?Do you do it yourself?As early as the time he "hee hee hee", he knew that this was impossible, and he would never "hee hee hee" in this life.

This is the birth of a barber, not an actor.

Saiki Kusuo first sent a text message to Oda Sakunosuke.

He asked Saiki Kusuo to send him a text message to report his safety when he came back. If he didn't send it, Oda Sakunosuke would probably call directly, which would be more troublesome.

Oda Sakunosuke: It's okay, it's not convenient for me to make a phone call right now.

Ok.

Oda Sakunosuke: That's good, what happened?

They invited my sisters to join the port mafia.

After waiting for a while, Saiki Kusuo didn't receive the text message from Oda Sakunosuke, so he checked the time and ordered three takeaways first.

After eating the takeaway, Qimu No. 2, who is currently at the bottom of the Qimu family and has lost even his own eyebrows, is very conscious to deal with the leftover takeaway, and is still practicing in his heart, na na na...

At this time, the text message from Oda Sakunosuke was sent.

Oda Sakunosuke: What do you think?

Saiki Kusuo didn't feel that the other party was so busy that it would take so long to type such Braille, he probably chose to ask a question after thinking about it.

Originally, Saiki Kusuo planned to join the Port Mafia to hang out. Generally speaking, there is an internship period for newcomers... Well, the Port Mafia probably does not.

Anyway, it's mainly to waste time, so that Saiki Kusuo can complete the task of haircut and leave this world.

But this is just plan A after fooling Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World", and it has been shelved long ago.

If it is assigned to Osamu Dazai, it is actually a bet on Mori Ogai’s Princess Kiri. This is a matter of great probability. Whether it is Saiki chestnut or Saiki Umeko, they will not have physical contact with Dazai Osamu for a long time If so, it might be a problem.

As long as he touches them, let alone two, the three thousand Qimu sisters will all disappear in an instant, and the scene will be delightful.

Moreover, there is a 5-minute cooldown for teleportation, so if you need to teleport continuously, it will show your flaws.

All in all, there are simply too many problems.

So Saiki Kusuo had only one choice.

Refuse.

Oda Sakunosuke: Yes.

After a while, a text message from Sakunosuke Oda came back.

Oda Sakunosuke: That will be very troublesome, as long as Mr. Mori values ​​it, he can't get it without him.

This guy is Princess Cut's domineering president?

However, it seems that Zhongyuanzhong was acquired in this unrighteous way, and became a leader.

This is to deal with Zhongye in the Central Plains. Anyway, with Nanzi on our side, we have three abilities. How can we say that visiting the thatched cottage three times can delay a lot of time.

Before Saiki Kusuo could reply, a text message from Oda Sakunosuke came first.

Oda Sakunosuke: I'm thinking about quitting the Port Mafia.

Saiki Kusuo wasn't too surprised. Compared with a mafia that doesn't kill people, Oda Sakunosuke is still going to be a writer, and maybe there will be works that will be handed down to later generations.

Although Oda Sakunosuke has just tried to contribute, but with the money around Osamu Dazai, he can cope with life for a long time.

But would someone like him quit the port mafia?

Generally speaking, it shouldn't be too difficult to quit the company as a grassroots employee, but the premise is that no one knows the ability of Oda Sakunosuke, which is obviously impossible.

I believe that Osamu Dazai will do something, before Mori Ogai notices, make a time difference, so that Oda Sakunosuke can successfully resign.

Oda Sakunosuke: I plan to send Sakule and the others away first.

If the other party had made a plan, Saiki Kusuo didn't plan to do anything.

But unexpectedly, things went much smoother than expected.

The works contributed by Sakunosuke Oda have won the favor of the magazine, and some people are willing to rent the house to them at a low price, but the requirement is not to damage the original decoration of the house.

Saiki Kusuo checked it deliberately, and found traces of the intervention of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

If I think about it for a while, it can only be that Ango Sakaguchi.Otherwise, Oda Sakunosuke didn't have contact with other people.

Oda Sakunosuke also noticed this, and invited Ango Sakaguchi to have a drink, and everything went without saying anything. After half a month, Shinji and his transfer procedures were completed.

However, on the day they were to be sent there, Oda Sakunosuke had something to do temporarily, so Saiki Kusuo asked Saiki No. 1 to help send them there, and he directly used teleportation, which also saved a transportation fee.

Things went too far smoothly, Saiki Kusuo was not at ease, and asked Saiki No. 2 to guard temporarily.

Saiki Kusuo is not such an enthusiastic guy, he just reciprocates courtesy to Oda Sakunosuke.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo should pay more attention to another matter. After he rejected the port mafia's invitation, he didn't get any feedback for more than half a month.

Although the idea of ​​procrastinating was successful, in fact, there was no customer satisfaction in the past half a month.

Even Ryunosuke Akutagawa passed the barber shop three times without entering, and from time to time he had to glance at his solitary hair ball on the counter, thinking that it was not enough to be inferior.

What qualifications do I need to cut hair and draw eyebrows?

Osamu Dazai still cares about Ryunosuke Akutagawa's excellence on the road of beauty?

If Akutagawa Ryunosuke doesn't mind, his serve can be given to Edogawa Ranpo along with Edogawa Ranpo's customized peripherals.

After all, the producer's Sakule has left, and there will be no new Osamu Dazai's peripherals.

The original business alliance fell through before it even started.

Without any care of customer satisfaction, Saiki Kusuo also began to think about the strangeness of the port mafia's handling of the problem this time.

From any point of view, it is not appropriate. Whether it is Qi Mu Kusuko's ability to change the chemical structure of the stereotyped water, Qi Mu Lizi's teleportation, and Qi Mu Meizi's clairvoyance, although they are not very powerful abilities, they are indeed It is an excellent support. If it is used well, it may not necessarily affect the situation of the battle. The port mafia should not let it go.

It always feels like there is some conspiracy.

Thinking about it this way, but Saiki Kusuo didn't care too much about it. After a three-month delay, the coffee jelly in that dessert shop was finally about to start selling.

Is there anything more important than this?absolutely not.

The author has something to say: Mustard: Did Dazai-sama buy my ball today?

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Why is on..door..service a shield word?

It seems that someone has seen my manuscript chapter, so I will not hide it from everyone, this is the country I laid down for you, lol!

Well, there haven’t been any fun games recently, and there haven’t been any good-looking dramas. Basically, the weekends are on the day and night, and the first update is guaranteed at ordinary times. Occasionally, the manuscript is saved on the first update or2

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