Career choices for superhumans

When Saiki Kusuo was working, Koyo Ozaki spoke beside him.

"Saiki-kun, you should have seen it." Koye Ozaki paused, "But it's not surprising at all."

Why can you be so calm?

It is obvious that these are guys who were arrested by the port mafia for interrogation.

After all, the Port Mafia didn't have any disguises. No normal person would want to shave the heads of the Mediterranean and Kappa, and they didn't have any disguises at all. The bloody smell on those guys couldn't hide it.

And it was so noisy that I couldn't speak, but my heart was too noisy.

If you can't shake our will on the flesh, do you have to start with the hair?

Despicable port mafia, I'm not afraid to have my head shaved.

No, it's too beautiful to think, this is the Kappa head.

Having said that, Saiki Kusuo is not too surprised by the current situation. After all, compared with the port mafia, in addition to hoping that Saiki No. 1 will fulfill Fukuzawa Yukichi's promise of "It's your turn" as soon as possible, and after more than a month of testing Afterwards, and the leader lost his precious beard, he finally decided to see what happened to Saiki Kusuo, who seemed a little more real.

Otherwise, I would have thought that the bigger dream of the leader of Sinsen was to dress Fukuzawa Yukichi as Alice.

Saiki Kusuo stared at Koyo Ozaki and said blankly, "I'm surprised."

"Do you want to say that it's because you have facial paralysis?" Ozaki Koyo smiled, and she brushed Saiki Kusuo's eyebrows with her hand, "But is there a saying that eyes are paralyzed?"

"High myopia." Saiki Kusuo took a step back, avoiding her hand.

For Saiki Kusuo, there is no difference between beauty and ugliness. Even in PK Middle School, Kotomi Teruhashi, who everyone would say "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", he didn't feel anything.

Ozaki Momiji: ...

"Are you afraid of being a concubine?" Koye Ozaki asked.

"No." Saiki Kusuo replied.

Koyo Ozaki wanted to touch Saiki Kusuo's face again.

However, at this moment, Koyo Ozaki's eyes suddenly froze, and she turned her head back, and a pair of shiny scissors went towards Saiki Kusuo's face, but stopped a second before touching him. He stopped, and only took away a few strands of hair from Koyo Ozaki, who was still half a step behind.

Koye Ozaki looked back at the past with a bit of seriousness in his eyes.

An ordinary person would probably say at this time, "I'm worried about you."

But in fact Saiki Kusuo knew that Ozaki Koyo was deliberately drawing out Saiki Chestnut.

Dazai said that the other party is likely to be able to see our every move.

Originally, Saiki Kusuo didn't need to care about this, it was just Dazai Osamu's feeling.

But just because it was Osamu Dazai's feeling, I always felt that he would try to verify this fact at all costs. He is the kind of guy who has no nostalgia for the world, so he has no scruples.

Rather than doing something unexpected, it would be better for Saiki Kusuo to do it himself, and he is also prepared.

"I'm angry." Saying this, Qi Mu No. 1 still smiled, "Hee hee hee."

"This woman actually dares to touch my elder brother's face, hehehe." Saiki No. 1's acting skills are deeper and more layered than that of Edogawa Ranpo before, "and she dared to avoid the attack of Chestnut Jam Kailai, I almost let Lizijiang hurt my elder brother's precious face, hehehe."

"But if I hurt my elder brother and leave an indelible mark, he will remember me for the rest of his life, hehehe."

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Although it was Saiki Kusuo who telepathically called Saiki No. 1 online, like a summoned beast, but I really wanted to return it after seeing it.

Embarrassingly, Saiki Kusuo can pick out a kappa head Mori Owai with his toes.

Because of this previous conviction, Saiki Kusuo hurriedly lowered his head to check whether he had done this subconsciously, but luckily he didn't.

"Yeah, yeah." Saiki No. 1 cast his eyes on Ozaki Koyo.

At this time, please continue to use "hee hee hee", don't use my mantra.

"Sure enough, this woman is unforgivable, hehehe."

Although Saiki No. 1 was forced to change from Saiki Kusuko to Saiki Chestnut, but the name was changed, but the character design has not changed, and he is still handy. After saying this, he rushed towards Ozaki Koyo, dancing with a pair of scissors It's like a tiger and a tiger.

Ozaki Koyo knew from Mori Ogai how powerful Saiki Chestnut was, so she didn't dare to push her too hard. She took out a sword from the paper umbrella she carried with her, and swung a beautiful sword flower, "My concubine is still a beautiful girl. I feel pity."

"Hehehe, after molesting your elder brother, are you molesting me again?" Qi Mu No. 1 bent his back, as if laughing uncontrollably, then secretly touched the corner of his eyes with his hand that touched the onion juice , "Too much, too much."

...He is absolutely serious about enjoying acting.

Qi Mu No. 1 rushed over, and the scissors and sword took off for a while, and the light of the knife flickered.

Osamu Dazai walked over, his eyes flickering, "This kind of force value, is that why you can cut off Mr. Mori's beard?"

Saiki Kusuo kept a distance from Dazai Osamu calmly, if he was touched by Dazai Osamu, the avatar's ability might be removed, so it would be a lot of fun.

Dazai Osamu was a little surprised that Koyo Ozaki and Saiki No. 1 were in a tight fight, so he didn't notice that Saiki Kusuo deliberately kept a distance from him.

Koye Ozaki's strength is superb. If you only talk about swordsmanship, the port mafia, no, it should be said that it belongs to the top class in the world. Although she has not used the ability, but at this time Saiki chestnut can fight her A tie, which shows that Qi Mu Lizi is strong.

"But this character..." Osamu Dazai had to admit that even he couldn't bear the harsh "hee hee".

Are you a dead netizen?

Obviously yesterday he was still inviting Qi Mu No. 1 to die for love together.

"I still like big sisters who are gentle and cute." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "For example, Qi Munanzi."

"By the way, why is Qi Mu Lizi willing to bear the identity of Qi Mu Nanzi?"

Because this is a temporary decision, there will be bugs in the front.

"Sister with this personality, don't you want to be the only one for your brother?"

"Cannibalism is not allowed."

Saiki Kusuo, who himself assumed the identity of Saiki Kusuo, choked out this reason.

"It's like a product of a laboratory." Osamu Dazai said.

Much better than mitosis yourself.

However, the meaning in what Dazai Osamu revealed is also obvious, that is, he also knows that Saiki Kusuo has more than one younger sister.

So far, this point should only be derived by Edogawa Ranpo relying on reasoning.

But Saiki Kusuo believes that with the relationship between the armed detective agency and the port mafia, unless Edogawa Ranpo is a second-five boy with superb acting skills, it is absolutely impossible to disclose information to the other party.

But to be honest, it's not that there are other points that may be discovered. At the beginning, Qi Mu No. 1's "brother" and "hee hee hee" laughed too much, and it was also heard by other people hiding in the alley. Maybe, if the range is 200 meters away, even Saiki Kusuo couldn't detect this, or Edogawa Ranpo, the detective, accidentally said it out.

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while and said, "Chestnut, it will indeed happen."

"It turns out that this lady is called Saiki Chestnut." He had heard Saiki No. 1 calling himself Saiki Chestnut before, and Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes as if hearing it for the first time, "Then why does Mr. Barber insist on Saying that there is only one younger sister, Qi Munanzi, and saying that her character is hard to describe?"

In fact, Saiki Kusuo originally wanted to take the route of Saiki Kusuo, who actually has multiple personalities, and each personality corresponds to an ability. However, after thinking about it, I feel that this is no different from one person having multiple abilities, and the key is a little bad acting. It's easy to reveal the truth, so I took the current route of the gourd baby and grandpa.

... No, it is the route of Sanqian Qimu.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Saiki No. 1 who was performing hard, then turned around and showed the back of his acting head to Osamu Dazai, showing strength "If it were you, would you want to admit the idea of ​​having this sister?" ?”

Osamu Dazai smiled and asked, "Then who is it that keeps staring at me?"

"Miss Saiki Kuriko's ability should be teleportation." Osamu Dazai said, "Since she's not here, how does she know that Miss Hongye touches your face?"

"Could it be that she still has clairvoyance or invisibility?" Osamu Dazai smiled and said terrifying words.

Osamu Dazai is so terrifying.

Sure enough, it came, Saiki Kusuo was not surprised at all, it was a grand banquet, fortunately he was well prepared.

The battle between Saiki No. 1 and Ozaki Koyo has been going on for 5 minutes. Because he can only use the martial arts that can be reached by humans and the setting of teleportation, Saiki No. 1 has been restraining himself, otherwise the victory will be over long ago. .

However, at this moment, he suddenly stopped, "Hee hee hee, I want to keep looking at my elder brother and know everything about him, but I can't do this with my ability, there is no way, even if I hate it, that guy's wish is not enough. Just be satisfied first."

Her words made everyone present stunned for a moment, so Ozaki Koyo also stopped.

Saiki No. 1 teleported away directly at this time, and then teleported back the next second, and threw the guy who was carrying like garbage in his hand towards Osamu Dazai.

In fact, Qi Mu No. 1 teleported back, and then Qi Mu No. 2 teleported back. After all, teleportation has a 5-minute cooling time.

"Hey, hold me, Darling" came a sweet voice that seemed to be wrapped in too much honey, and the guy who was thrown down by Saiki Lizi was a girl who looked exactly like Saiki Lizi, but in She wears an exaggerated princess dress on the shape, and the skirt is bigger than Alice.

For women, Osamu Dazai still stretched out his hands subconsciously. Originally, they should have an epic princess hug.

However, Osamu Dazai's "disqualification in the world" ability, if he touches Saiki No. 2, Saiki No. 2 will die on the spot and disappear without a trace.

The matter of disappearing while hugging will only expose Kusuo Saiki.

In this case, everyone will know that Qi Mu No. 2 is just a supernatural ability, which is absolutely not allowed.

So according to the previous design, Qi Mu No. 1 acted decisively and kicked Qi Mu No. 2 aside, "The guy with the same face as me actually begs for sex with someone other than my brother. Do you want to die, Qi Mu?" Mumeizi?"

Obviously he is also one of the screenwriters, but Saiki Kusuo never had the idea that saving the world is actually okay for a moment like now, it is better than watching his avatar flirtatiously at Osamu Dazai here.

This is the conspiracy of the gods.

Fortunately, at this time, Koyo Ozaki stepped forward to mediate at the right time, "I think this is just a misunderstanding, let's sit down and talk about it first."

The author has something to say: Qi Shen: I want to save the world

Qimu No. 1 Qimu No. 2: You can still save it