Career choices for superhumans

Nakahara, who had already seen and laughed at Osamu Dazai's new hairstyle, couldn't help it anymore. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he could laugh at Osamu Dazai three hundred times without repetition.

However, Saiki Kusuo doubted this very much. Nakahara Chuya definitely overestimated himself. So far, compared with Dazai Osamu's rich vocabulary, Nakahara Chuya's swearing is extremely monotonous, no matter from the mouth or the heart.

And judging from the small but rapid frequency of the trembling of the shoulders, Zhong Yuanzhong also endured very hard.

Generally, this kind of situation means that the combat effectiveness is greatly weakened.

On this point, as the leader, Mori Ogai has done a very good job, but it is also possible that he has already seen Dazai Osamu's weak and helpless expression at the moment when Nakahara Chuya grabbed his hair. Now, there is nothing wrong with this, no matter how youthful Osamu Dazai is to the point of doing the splits and doing cheerleading, he will remain still.

Unless Osamu Dazai was wearing Alice's skirt, he might not be able to resist.

In this kind of occasion, it is inevitable that some leaders will speak. Mori Ogai walked up to the stage and looked at Osamu Dazai as if he was looking at his most proud child. This should be a picture of "a loving father and a filial son". In the party, it is not a secret that Osamu Dazai is a child adopted by Mori Ogai.

But Saiki Kusuo knows that father's kindness and son's filial piety are all appearances, even if you can't hear him, you can read his inner voice from Dazai Osamu's expression.

Ah, so boring, Mr. Mori's disgusting hypocrisy.

Take this as a response.

Dazai must be scolding me from the bottom of his heart right now.

...Is the favorability between them really only fifty?

They can fight each other without telepathy.

Mori Ogai is not the kind of talkative leader. In fact, if he needs to use speeches to confuse people, no one else can do it better than him, but this kind of scene is completely unnecessary. He said a few words The general idea is to ask Dazai Osamu to perform his duties as a cadre, and the words are over.

However, some basic procedures still need to be followed. After a little understanding, Saiki Kusuo felt that it would be annoying to follow the whole process. He simply teleported back, and waited until it was almost the time of the dinner to reckon that he would not miss Nakahara Chuya’s satisfaction. Spend.

After all, Dazai Zhi's Kua Kua group is still accumulating strength, and Zhongyuan Zhongye has to wait until Dazai Zhi ends.

Saiki Kusuo returned to his room, it was only [-]:[-] in the afternoon, although he didn't think there would be any business in the barber shop, after all, as a professional barber, skipping work for no reason is not very good, he still cleaned up I went to the store at once.

Saiki Kusuo turned on the computer on the desk as usual. He had attended yesterday's class, but today's class hasn't started yet. He searched the Internet and saw some detective dramas.

This is one of Saiki Kusuo's few hobbies. Of course, no one ran over to spoil it in advance.

He usually follows the live broadcast. In this way, spoilers are rarely involved, but this is a detective drama from another world.

Although the cosmetics of the different world have the same style, the detective dramas of the different world do not, and most of them are not seen by Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo's eyes lit up, and there is no need to worry about spoilers near the slums. The residents in the neighborhood will not have the leisure to watch the type of mystery drama. The only worry is Oda Sakunosuke. He can kill people with professional methods. Let's guess who is the real murderer.

However, Oda Sakunosuke, who is now a "brick of the port", is also helping the port mafia, and he will not suddenly appear here.

It's a good time to not be spoiled.

Saiki Kusuo found a series with the highest rating and clicked on the episode. This is a story similar to a unit drama. It tells a story in almost two episodes. The hero is a detective. After watching two episodes, it is finally time to expose the murderer. , at this critical moment, the wind chime at the door rang, which meant that a guest had come in.

Saiki Kusuo took the time to look up and saw that they were one big and one small. They didn't intend to cut their hair, but just looked up and down the layout of the barber shop, and then looked at themselves by the way.

When the plot reached a critical point, it probably didn't matter if it took a few minutes. Saiki Kusuo didn't care at all, and lowered his head to look at the computer intently.

The bgm of the detective identifying the murderer played by the orchestra has been impassionedly broadcast from the speaker, and it only takes a second for the murderer's name to be pronounced, but at this moment, reality is faster than the detective in the play Previous.

"The murderer is the park ranger."

"Yes, the murderer is you, park ranger!"

……

Even though the difference is only one second, why do people still want to be spoilers in another world?

"Do you want to hear Ranpo-sama's analysis?"

A furry head suddenly popped up in front of Kusuo Saiki. He was wearing a brown detective hat, and he was also dressed as a detective, but the design of the clothes was biased towards the daily emphasis, and it was not so cosplay. His eyes Curved like a crescent moon, like a fox.

"Cut hair?" Saiki Kusuo asked instead of paying attention to the words of the young man who claimed to be "Ranpo-sama".

"You really don't want to listen to Ranpo-sama's exclusive commentary?" He continued to chatter.

No, I already know the whole process of committing the crime from my spiritual activities, even the murderer in the next few episodes.

Saiki Kusuo has completely given up on this TV show and plans to watch another one, though he won't say that.

At the same time, the detectives in the TV series have begun to narrate the motives and modus operandi of the park ranger.

Saiki Kusuo stared at each other expressionlessly.

"Ah, Master Ranpo is a step slower." Obviously being stared at by Saiki Kusuo like this, but Ranpo was not frightened, just pouted and looked a little unhappy, but then sneered, "This kind of crime The method is really rubbish."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a silver-haired man in a green kimono and a cloak beside him, "Walking around, be polite."

Saiki Kusuo didn't quite understand. In this world, what is the tradition of wearing a jacket over clothes?Or is it just for pretense?

Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya, and now Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi are all dressed like this.

Yes, Saiki Kusuo knew the identity of the other party as early as the first time he saw them as a combination of young and old. In fact, Fukuzawa Yukichi was the one who spotted him first.

It's not just because the portraits on the original coins ran away from home. In fact, Fukuzawa Yukichi in another world and the portraits on the yen are still somewhat different in appearance, and the style of painting is completely different.

Saiki Kusuo searched the name of "Fukuzawa Yukichi" before, and the related word he found was "Armed Detective Agency". On it was a photo of the president "Fukuzawa Yukichi", which was placed in a rather inconspicuous position, but Qi Ki Kusuo still noticed it.

Moreover, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo solved a lot of troublesome incidents. Unlike Dazai Osamu, who still needs to be rescued under a pseudonym, he is too 00. Saiki Kusuo seriously suspects that the money that Mori Ogai gave to the newspaper was not enough. Enough, Fukuzawa Yukichi and their "Armed Detective Agency" are mostly positive reports.

However, even so, Saiki Kusuo remained expressionless and asked, "Cut your hair?"

They all cut Dazai Osamu, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and Nakahara Chuya, and Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo are also cut. If necessary, they can also choose hair coloring or other items.

Fukuzawa Yukichi's silver hair looks old, and he can dye it black.

For example, Edogawa Ranpo's hair is too straight. As a famous detective, how can he not have curly hair?

Edogawa Ranpo ignored Saiki Kusuo's question and asked with great interest, "Do you know us?"

Saiki Kusuo glanced at him, turned off the TV series, typed a few words on the search page, and a report of "Armed Detective Agency" appeared. Although the title said so, he did not actually interview him. They rarely Participated in the interview, but attached a photo, also obtained from other sources.

"Master Ranbu is really famous, hahaha."

If he wasn't inseparable from his beret like Nakahara Nakaya, Saiki Kusuo thought he might be able to cut a sea urchin head, after which everyone on the street would know him.

Fukuzawa Yukichi politely apologized for Edogawa Ranpo's spoiler behavior, and then said, "Since you already know our identities, there is actually something I need your help with."

Saiki Kusuo was very afraid of trouble, even if it was the big head portrait on the yen, "I refuse."

Being rejected categorically, Fukuzawa Yukichi was a little surprised, "You still don't know why we are looking for you."

"You don't need to know." Saiki Kusuo was extremely cold.

"Really?" Edogawa ran his hands on the table, tilted his head and looked at Saiki Kusuo, "You are lying, you already know why we are looking for you."

He looks very calm, like someone who is playing tricks on the stereotyped water.

...where did it come from.

Saiki Kusuo took out a bottle of styling water and a bottle of pomade from under the counter. These are the empty bottles that were used up yesterday. He put these two empty bottles on the table. That bottle has been used up."

The meaning in the words is to regard them as the same batch of the port mafia in the morning, of course it was Saiki Kusuo's intention.

"Airplane head?" Edogawa Ranpo asked, "Is it the kind of hairstyle that makes the hair look like a hammer?"

Ranpo Edogawa probably has never seen the "airplane head" he made, so it should be the finished product of another barber.

Saiki Kusuo emphasized, "It's the head of the plane."

Nonsense about "hammer head", there is no such hairstyle.

"Suddenly in the morning, a lot of people came together to do the hairstyle of the airplane head," Saiki Kusuo said the longest passage in the world, "and the news also broadcast about the attack on the robbers about the hair, you are not Are you here to investigate this?"

In order to get rid of the disgust, Saiki Kusuo really worked hard.

At the beginning, it was a live broadcast, and after the news was broadcast, it was controlled. In fact, it has already spread, and Saiki Kusuo was not surprised to see it.

But Fukuzawa Yukichi is concerned about another point, "A lot of people come to make the nose of the plane in the morning?"

When he said the word "aircraft head", he felt hesitant like an older person who couldn't keep up with the current trend, and he felt guilty for letting him know something strange.

Word was received that the Port Mafia had organized a group to do their hair.

Sure enough, he came prepared.

Qimu Nanxiong nodded.

Although I already knew it, I added a sentence, "It should be someone from the Mafia."

When Ryunosuke Akutagawa came to do his hairstyle, he said that he was interviewing for the mafia, and the known information can naturally be revealed, let them chase the mafia to bite, save yourself trouble.

Mori Ogai.

Saiki Kusuo had no interest in the relationship between them, he just wanted them to leave quickly.

People who don't cut, dye, or style their hair are of little value.

However, at this time, Fukuzawa Yukichi took out a photo, "You look a lot like her."

Saiki Kusuo almost crushed the mouse, but fortunately, he has held back the control of the human head for a long time.

"You know her." Edogawa Ranpo's eyes bent into a crescent moon.

...with a face so expressionless that he didn't even have a micro-expression, how did he reason it out?

bug.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen: I hate detectives

Was it serious who said that I would double kick Kusuo to beat up the enemy? or2

I can't double-open, I'm too tired, I have to go to the hospital every month to hang water, I can only guarantee the daily update, and the most important thing is that the same series of articles will not be able to change my mind 3

I turned on the 24-hour anti-theft, because it is a fast-traveling type, it seems that it should be said to be slow-traveling now, and I didn’t set a full subscription, 80.00%, what? 3

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