Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo stared at Chuya Nakahara.

Being stared at blankly, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but stare back, "?"

After Nakahara became a bone frame and returned to a height difference of three centimeters, Saiki Kusuo looked back.

No customer satisfaction.

Not tall enough?

This guy wants to grow to 15 centimeters, so he will only look like a hat rack, and he is too greedy.

This turn of events only made Zhongyuan Zhong also feel inexplicable, but he had contact with many abnormal guys, and he thought that the other party was a barber who graduated from Milan. Maybe the way of thinking of foreign guys is so strange, and he didn't care too much. .

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but glanced at himself in the mirror again, and then subconsciously lowered the brim of his hat, trying to cover his face.

As a conscientious hairdresser, Saiki Kusuo thought it was necessary for him to remind the other party, "It will crush you."

Nakahara was stunned for two seconds before thinking about what Saiki Kusuo meant. He quickly let go of his hand, and felt that he seemed to be making a fuss and seemed nervous about his hair, but he didn't know what to say. snorted.

The big customers who paid the money were as arrogant as a cat, and Saiki Kusuo completely ignored it.

He found a plastic bag at the barber shop, and packed it for Nakahara Nakahara, the dark lucky cat made by Osamu Dazai's hair products on the table.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo felt that Nakahara Chuka was planning to buy this thing, so he just took it away. This lucky cat looked like it was about to be overwhelmed and its head was divided. In fact, the thread tied inside was made of Oda Sakunosuke has processed it, and the inside is also a paper core. Oda Sakunosuke is not a good craftsman, and he used the technique of tying people with ropes, but it is surprisingly firm, and ordinary pulling does not necessarily separate his head.

However, Zhongyuan Zhong also dislikes it, and he is not even willing to take it along with his ability "in the filthy sorrow". , Even in broad daylight, it is estimated that there will be horror stories about black cats floating in the air randomly looking for people to enter the water together.

While packing, Saiki Kusuo was thinking about one thing. He remembered that his career should be a hairdresser with a strong root. Why now besides cutting hair, he is also working part-time as a thrush, and he also accepts this kind of hair for sale Artifacts of cursed gadgets live.

Under what circumstances did he become a makeup artist and salesperson?

But in fact, let’s not talk about thrushes, after the certification of Oda Sakunosuke, it is also a business in high-end barbershops, but let’s talk about selling hair products. Wigs are also sold in other barbershops, but here they are made of wigs. Only these Dazai ruled the surrounding area.

Fortunately, there are still Akutagawa Ryunosuke's surroundings, otherwise the nature of this barber shop will change, and it will become a Dazai Osamu franchise.

Hope he doesn't start any weird business again.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the solitary white and black ball on the table, and asked, "Do you want a cat toy?"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't hear clearly, and subconsciously shook his head, "No."

Saiki Kusuo didn't ask again. It's pitiful, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair ball was ruthlessly separated when it touched Dazai Osamu's hair beckoning cat, and Nakahara Chuya cut his hair. Never see each other again.

What a scumbag, Mr. Zhongyuan.

But the ruthless Saiki Kusuo did not have such a sad mood, he handed the packed lucky cat to Nakahara Chuya.

Nakahara was also carrying the bag with some distaste. If it wasn't for the orchid fingers that would be raised when pinching with two fingers, Saiki Kusuo felt that the other party would probably walk away with his nose pinched.

The money had been paid, Nakahara Chuya left the barber shop, and then Saiki Kusuo followed him out and locked the door of the barber shop.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him with some doubts.

"Eat." Saiki Kusuo said concisely.

In fact, it's already one o'clock in the afternoon, and it's already past lunch time. It doesn't take long to do Nakahara Nakaya's hair, but I have already done several "aircraft heads" before, and it took a lot of time.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little embarrassed. He subconsciously wanted to lower the brim of his hat, and then remembered the reminder from the barber. It was obvious that the proponent did not want to grow taller, but he let go of his hand uncomfortably. "I invite you to eat?"

Saiki Kusuo, who was not short of money at all, refused without hesitation.

Zhongya Nakahara didn't insist, and left with his bag in his hand. After a while, he disappeared into Kusuo Saiki's field of vision with his new hairstyle. It has to be said that the person disappeared first, and the head disappeared last. One point, it made Saiki Kusuo think about whether he had grown his hair too long for two seconds.

Saiki Kusuo randomly found a clean shop on the side of the road and had a meal. Apart from desserts, he didn't have high requirements for other foods.

Then he did not return to his barber shop, but to the place where he lives now.

It's not normal to go home and take a nap in the afternoon after working all morning.

It was 10:[-] when Saiki Kusuo was lying on the bed, and after [-] minutes, it reached [-] o'clock, opened his eyes on time, and then disappeared on the bed, "invisibility" plus "teleportation" "A set of combined punches came to the headquarters of the Port Mafia.

The original banquet hall was rearranged as a meeting place for Osamu Dazai's promotion, and it seemed that the original meeting and celebration banquet were held together.

Originally, this was not in compliance with the norms, but Dazai Osamu, the mafia gang in the port, is famous and very cruel, and everyone knows that he hates such formal occasions, but he is heavily relied on by the leader Mori Ogai, so he will make the leader do such a thing. Concessions are no surprise.

But if they can hear what is in their hearts like Saiki Kusuo, they won't think so.

In order to have no fun, I really want to go back and change clothes for Alice-chan.

Why didn't Alice-chan wear the red cheongsam? It was specially revised.

But even crimson Lolita is very suitable for Alice-chan, oh, Alice-chan is too cute.

You don't need to make sure of your eyes to know that you are an old pervert.

In addition to saving time, it can also save money. In this regard, Dazai is really easy to use.

And also a very stingy boss.

Saiki Kusuo did not come here simply to listen to Mori Ogai's innermost thoughts. If it were to be summed up, he has not given up on collecting customer satisfaction.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke’s customer satisfaction was obtained after hearing Mori Ogai’s praise. It is very likely that there will be such customers who don’t know how beautiful their haircut is and need others The thing to wake up, maybe it is not necessarily to get my own customer satisfaction from the compliments of others.

In order to confirm this, Saiki Kusuo came to the promotion site of Osamu Dazai who he was not interested in.

Think of Chuya Nakahara as Alice, Mr. Mori should praise it vigorously.

Saiki Kusuo looked around. Although it started at two o'clock, Osamu Dazai, the protagonist, hadn't appeared yet, but generally speaking, the audience was allowed to enter in advance, and the protagonist was the last.

Nakahara Nakaya stood next to Mori Ogai, it was probably a formal occasion, the coat that was originally on his body was also put on, and the vague eyes all around were lingering on his head.

Did Lord Zhongyuan get a new hairstyle?

There is always a sense of him going to gravity crush the Wall Street elite and snatching their clothes and briefcases, and he smells like a refined scum all over him.

Like a Wall Street scumbag with fifteen girlfriends.

On Wall Street, there is a sea king, Mr. Central Plains.

...Elite Fan, don't just change it to other words.

After Milan, Wall Street's reputation is gone.

Hey, Mr. Zhongyuan, it seems that he has grown a little taller.

Mori Ogai leaned against the window, focusing on Nakahara Chuya's hair. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he could laugh immediately, but now he just pursed his lips slightly, blocking the smile that was about to blurt out.

Alice on the side didn't have such scruples. She stood on tiptoe and gestured at the heights of her and Chuya Nakahara, her eyes widened in disbelief, "You actually grew taller?"

It is impossible for a person to grow taller immediately. At any rate, he was a former doctor. Mori Ogai covered his mouth with his fist and coughed, "It's the hairstyle, Alice-chan."

"So," Alice walked around the Central Plains Central, "today's Central Plains Central is completely different."

"Like a guy who's going to run for Congress on TV."

... Has it jumped to such an awesome level?

"Well, Zhong is also an elite of our port mafia, even this can be done." Mori Ogai joked.

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly denied it three times, "No, it's impossible, I'll just forget about this."

"I want to be your sword and crush everything with gravity for the port mafia."

His cobalt blue eyes were full of seriousness.

"Don't be so serious, Chuya," Mori Ogai smiled, "Then, I'll leave Europe to you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, "As you wish."

Then he thought of Milan's fashion again, and suddenly froze, this change did not escape Mori Ogai's eyes, "What's the matter, Chuya?"

"Chief, I don't think I need to do diplomatic work, do I?"

Chuya Chuya, who is a militant faction, went to Europe mainly for force deterrence and other things, but in fact there will be some accidents.

"Chuya, do you want to try foreign work?" Mori Ogai was very interested, "However, with the current dress, I feel that Chuya is unexpectedly suitable in this respect."

"No, I really don't understand the foreign fashion of putting weird hairpins on the head."

Although he was doing deterrence by force, he always put the courtesy first and then the soldiers. Even if he didn't insert the issuing card, he had to act as if he appreciated it.

The face of Saiki Kusuo from Milan and his hairpin appeared in Nakahara Chuya's mind.

I have to say, it was a bit difficult.

Saiki Kusuo, who was floating above their heads: ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm really sorry.

Mori Ogai originally wanted to ask a question or two, but the originally scheduled time has come, the surrounding lights dimmed, the door of the originally closed banquet hall opened, a beam of strong light hit the past, and was immediately reflected back, Only two bright light clusters can be seen.

The lighting engineer in charge of the lighting was stunned, and quickly turned off the strong light, and turned on the headlights of the banquet, so as not to catch the eyes of the port mafia.

After turning on the headlights, everything can be seen at a glance. This is a team of 20 people, which is divided into two rows, and the "aircraft heads" appearing in a unified vertical assembly line lined up in two rows. When you walk, you can make a "dong dong dong" sound, which attracts everyone's attention.

The previous reflection was that their "aircraft heads" were too round, and they applied more pomade, which reflected all the light. In fact, even now, they are shining like jewels.

Although I have heard about the "aircraft head" for a long time, everyone is still shocked. This is not a 20-man guard, but a 20-man mobile armor, the aircraft head attacker, and can also flash blind when necessary A super team of people.

Saiki Kusuo only cut the hair of twelve people, and the rest should be cut by other barbershops.

Why is it the nose of the plane?

Dazai-sama's aesthetics is really worrying.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was touched by Osamu Dazai to remove the "aircraft head", would probably say that Osamu Dazai's aesthetics is normal, probably.

If Akutagawa Ryunosuke doesn't say anything, it's still not up to Mr. Dazai's expectations, and he doesn't deserve to have such a "aircraft head".

I always thought it was an improbable thing.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What kind of hairstyle will Dazai-sama make?

Dazai-sama won't make an "airplane head" too, will he?Please do not.

At the opening with a guard team of 20, the much-anticipated Osamu Dazai appeared.

Well-dressed Osamu Dazai, on such a formal occasion, he did not wear a bandage on the top of his head, and the broken hair that was exposed was treated, and the hair at the back was turned up a little as bangs, which was not the original design by Saiki Kusuo, But even so, it can't conceal the youthful overflow that seems to be going on an outing.

"Wow."

Such exclamations were suppressed under Dazai Osamu's prestige, but if there were too many people, it would be meaningless.

Strictly speaking, it is a very spectacular scene, even if Osamu Dazai appeared at the end, it is easy to think that twelve "airplane heads" mafia beat up and held a youthful and outstanding student hostage, just to take him Come and walk the absurd facts of the mafia's red carpet.

Even though Osamu Dazai is capable and confident, it seems to have added a heavy stone hammer to this "fact".

The author has something to say: the new cadre is a middle school student!

Hei Shijae: I tried my best

Chuya: The port is not what you think

Mr. Sen: Yes, yes

The next guest is no longer a port. Congratulations, I finally stopped catching a sheep or wool or2

Add something more, wait until I have a thick manuscript, or after I get Tang Bohu, Wangtian

I remember the last time I said Ibaraki Kagen, it was the monster who started to say it, and then I didn’t complete this ambition until I wrote an hour of life 23333

In the end, I still plan to stop the hunter, it is very troublesome to change the label, so let’s talk about cross talk on Meteor Street

Only Ruoqiu was very excited when Zai Zai appeared on the stage when she was watching youth overflowing with black, and threw a landmine as a firework to celebrate 3

If I don’t update, I really hate that I was very excited when I watched Youth Full of Black, and I threw a landmine as a firework to celebrate 3

"I hate it if I don't update it" sprinkled 76 drops of nutrient solution when the carpet was slaughtered in the dark, and gave him a feast of hair growth 3

"A Duo ww" sprinkled twenty drops of nutrient solution when slaughtering the carpet in the dark 3

"The Destiny of the King" sprinkled five drops of nutrient solution when he slaughtered the carpet in the dark 3

"" Sprinkle a drop of nutrient solution when slaughtering the carpet in the dark 3

"Chi Chi Chun Ri" sprinkled a drop of nutrient solution when slaughtering the carpet in the dark 3

'zydirlon' sprinkled a drop of nutrient solution while slaughtering the carpet in the dark 3

Hei Shizai got [-] points of rain of nutrient solution, and got full of vitality buff