Career choices for superhumans

Because it is a subconscious habit, Saiki Kusuo forgets that this world is not his own, and looks calmly at Oda Sakunosuke in his heart.

"What's wrong?" Oda Sakunosuke asked suspiciously.

"No, no."

There was still no telepathy to open his mouth, but sure enough, the other party didn't notice it.

Saiki Kusuo has always used telepathy when speaking, not relying on his mouth, but he has made some changes in the settings in his own world, such as colorful hair colors and physical fitness that can heal quickly after injury, etc. Wait, it looks like it has been transplanted here too.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't see anything, and said to himself: "Maybe it's my illusion, I always feel like I died twice last night."

[Suddenly woke up, as if seeing the doomsday scene, the whole house was destroyed, originally wanted to take Shinji and the others to run, but it was too late, but the strange thing is, when I recovered, I found that there was still To be alive, to repeat the experience five seconds later, is it really a strange dream within a dream, not my 'seamless'. 】

Hearing the words in the other party's mind, Saiki Kusuo felt a little guilty, and Oda Sakunosuke felt that there was nothing wrong.

The instigator is him.

Last night, a house 200 meters away from here was destroyed in an instant, but after the incident, it was immediately restored to its original state by Saiki Kusuo with the ability to go back in time.

This is not Qi Munanxiong's childish protest against the gods on a whim. Since he agreed to this matter, he will not vent it so boringly.

It is "leakage of superpowers", which sounds no different from bedwetting, but is actually a kind of superpower runaway that is prone to occur at night or when emotions fluctuate.

Saiki Kusuo has not been in this state for a long time, probably because of "time travel" that caused this accident.

But in the final analysis, this also has a lot to do with that god. If he didn't use the levitation technique, he would probably fall to his death from a height of nearly [-] meters, and there is basically no guidance. Fortunately, I also have my ID and bank card on me, so I won't sleep on the street.

Maybe there is also such a factor, which is why he "leaks superpowers", but because the surrounding area has been completely repaired, Saiki Kusuo has no intention of apologizing.

Perhaps the only thing that makes Saiki Kusuo a little strange about Oda Sakunosuke's innermost thoughts is 【My 'seamless clothes'. 】

Maybe some kind of boasting or not necessarily.

Yahhhhh, weird guy.

Saiki Kusuo was thinking like this, with a blank expression on his face. He was no longer the high school student in PK Middle School. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is perfect in expression management.

Oda Sakunosuke had no idea that he had been included in the ranks of strange guys.

"Sorry, I seem to have said something strange." Oda Sakunosuke changed the subject.

"Do you want to buy breakfast?" Oda Sakunosuke didn't care about Saiki Kusuo's indifference, and said to himself, "I know a good restaurant."

Saiki Kusuo didn't intend to have a relationship with others beyond strangers, let alone Oda Sakunosuke is still the mafia, the most troublesome type, he glanced at the five children headed by Xingsuke standing next to him, "Don't send Do they go to school?"

Hearing this, Oda Sakunosuke looked at his watch, "It's too bad it's already this point."

He nodded to Saiki Kusuo, picked up Shinji who was at the end, reported the address of the breakfast shop and suggested, "You can try it."

Then he began to drive away the dilly-dallying children who didn't want to go to school like a shepherd driving lambs.

When he was about to leave, Oda Sakunosuke turned his head to Saiki Kusuo and said, "Uncle Sanada asked me to take care of you before. I have already asked for leave today. I will show you around when I send Kosuke and the others back from school."

Uncle Sanada, whose full name is Sanada Mizuyuki, is a relative of the identity arranged by the light group god to Saiki Kusuo. Although Saiki Kusuo’s name has not changed, he has become the child of Sanada Mizuyuki’s younger sister, but in fact, Sanada It's hard to say whether Mizuko has a younger sister.

The other party currently runs a barber shop called "Justice", and is tragically selected to be the workplace of a superhuman barber.

Even if the identity is installed, there will be some problems if they get along for a long time, and they don't want Saiki Kusuo to get off-court assistance.

With the help of the gods, the authentic barber Mizuyuki Sanada is currently in a luxury tour group, the kind that travels around the world, and it will take at least half a year to come back.

Before leaving, he entrusted the barbershop to his nephew Saiki Kusuo who just turned [-]. It was incredible to hear it, but everyone accepted it well.

Before leaving, Sanada Mizuyuki entrusted his nephew to Oda Sakunosuke who seemed very reliable.

The identity of Oda Sakunosuke's mafia has not been revealed. On the surface, he is an office worker who has taken in five children. At first glance, he is the kind of caring guy. There is no problem with such a choice.

"But I didn't expect Qi Mu to be a barber who studied in Milan at such a young age."

The exclamation of Oda Sakunosuke, who was 100 meters away, still reached Saiki Kusuo's ears.

A highly educated barber.

Hearing this sentence, Saiki Kusuo stiffened. Yes, according to the graduation certificate from the Royal Barber Academy in Milan attached to his ID card, his current identity is a barber who just returned from further studies in Milan, that is, As the saying goes, Mr. Tony.

Let’s not talk about why the barber still has a design similar to the Noble Academy, and it also says “Fancy Perfect Angle Hairdressing Major” on the graduation book. I don’t understand what it means, it’s like some kind of pheasant school.

If you have a haircut, how else can you style it?

Do you want to cut your hair while taking everyone to the sky?

He can do it.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, one, but maybe it has something to do with the hairdresser.

But the point is not this.

Saiki Kusuo, a psychic, doesn't know any haircutting skills at all.

How can he quickly become a barber master in one day?

Although Oda Sakunosuke's exclamation was not addressed to Saiki Kusuo himself, but to Shinji and the others, similar to the warning of "study hard and improve every day", but it still reminded him.

The fate of being a barber who can't cut hair in the slightest.

The fate of being a barber who bleeds with scissors.

This is Qi Wood Scissorhands.

Before that, let's eat first.

Saiki Kusuo still found the breakfast shop that Sakunosuke Oda said was a Chinese breakfast shop. It was just like what the other party said, it looked like a very ordinary shop, but the materials were very particular, very ordinary porridge It's also delicious and inexpensive.

It would be great if the proprietress of the breakfast shop wouldn't sit in front of him so naturally and say, "You are Sanada's nephew? Unlike that stubborn old man, he is a very cute boy."

……

Saiki Kusuo looked at the window next to him. Although it was not very clear, it was indeed a deadpan face, and he really couldn't see how it could be called cute.

"But I really didn't expect that he was a barber who had studied in Milan." The proprietress said with a smile, "When that guy Sanada said he would entrust the store to you, we were really shocked. He is so stubborn Humans who don’t even want to hire helpers.”

It is because of this that the gods are watching.

But in this regard, he did not give in.

"But you look like the type to cut your hair."

The originally very sweet porridge suddenly became unpalatable. Saiki Kusuo doesn't know what it means to be a type who is good at cutting hair at first sight, hair color?

A job like a hairdresser can be seen from the outside, isn't that too casual?

Although I forgot what kind of guy I knew it was something similar to industry regulations, if you go into a barber shop, you must go to the barber with the worst looking hair, because it is impossible for a barber to cut your own hair.

If it refers to this appearance, it sounds reasonable, but it should be just some kind of joke.

"Pink hair looks very fashionable, is it popular in Milan?"

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But Saiki Kusuo would not explain this.

Saiki Kusuo doesn’t want to talk to the proprietress about the design concept of his hair color, especially whether the decoration on the top of the head that looks like two game handles is for educating children, if they don’t study hard and keep playing games, the top of the head will be The educational fad of a gamepad grows, so he eats the rest of his breakfast very quickly and plans to leave.

But before that, a slightly cheerful boyish voice came from the kitchen, interrupting Saiki Kusuo's farewell words, "It's done!"

"Is it finished, Dazai-kun?" The proprietress turned her head, "That salted tofu corner that is so delicious that you can die?"

[Strange boy, rented a kitchen to make tofu a few days ago, and his future dream is to become a dead tofu Xishi? 】

Tofu Shih Tzu is used here?

Even if you leave your hometown and come to Yokohama to open a store, don't use the vocabulary of flower growers casually.

And why add "death"?