Career choices for superhumans

"Kyosuke, you idiot!"

From six o'clock in the morning, the room next door began to be noisy and noisy, the screeching of chairs across the floor, and the screaming of children.

This made Saiki Kusuo, who was lying on the bed, miss the old days very much.

At least in his original house, the neighbors around did not have such small children, there were still five, which was an absolute disaster.

Actually just having a kid who loves Cyborg Soda Man is enough of a headache.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know why Oda Sakunosuke next door was able to take in five children in one go. He was probably a superman in some sense.

Children of this age don't just talk about people hating dogs. They are still elementary school or even kindergarten students, but they fight until ten o'clock in the evening. To movement.

But other than the noise, it wasn't his business, Saiki Kusuo still got the glasses with green lenses from the bedside table very skillfully, and then went downstairs after washing up, planning to buy some breakfast nearby.

This world is not his original world. Of course, there is no breakfast from his mother Saiki Kurumi. If he makes it himself, it will probably become a big news that explodes in the whole block. But before that, he will also use his super power to "time back" "Restore everything perfectly.

As for why it appeared here, if you insist, it can probably be attributed to being entangled by a god who doesn't know where it came from, as a superpower.

That's right, Saiki Kusuo is a superpower, but it's different from the well-known superpowers who have only one ability.

He has all the superpowers on the market, such as time and space rewinding, telepathy, petrification, out-of-body, clairvoyance, clairvoyance, etc. If it is some kind of hot-blooded comics at this time, he is not the legendary former brave man. It will be a setting like the villain BOSS, why not the protagonist?Naturally, if the protagonist is invincible from the beginning, wouldn't it be boring?Except, of course, funny cartoons.

But anyway, if you want other people to evaluate it, it will probably become the object of envy.

But for Saiki Kusuo himself, this is definitely the biggest disaster. It can be attributed to the loss of the meaning of life because of omnipotence, joy and surprise to sadness, unable to feel anything, even walking on the street. Everyone can become a spoiler dog.

This miserable life is simply the punishment of the world.

Although I don't believe in gods, but during the Chinese New Year, due to the influence of the surrounding atmosphere, I will make a wish like "want to have an ordinary daily life".

It should be so.

However, a ball of light the size of a palm claiming to be a god appeared from nowhere, shouting loudly, "Young man, the world needs your salvation."

Hey, hey, God, probably also suffer from some kind of problem similar to human beings' deafness... right?

Of course, Saiki Kusuo refused without hesitation, and he refused with the "pretending to be stupid" of his trump card.

Let’s not talk about him now, he has already passed the age of the second illness, in fact, he can speak with telepathy at two weeks of birth, walk with levitation in one month, and use teleportation to make soy sauce at one year old. In other words, I didn't have the second disease at all.

What's more, he already had a plan for his original life. He went to an ordinary university, and then he would enter an ordinary company like an ordinary person.

This is the ordinary life that Saiki Kusuo imagined, and it has nothing to do with saving the world.

Therefore, the best way to deal with this kind of invitation is to grab the ball of light and throw it from the window to the moon. It should be like this with your unreserved strength, but it is actually useless.

"I went on a self-driving trip to the sun."

The dumpling who was soaked in fire said so.

It seemed like I was using too much force all at once, but hey, hey, I should say that he is a god, even so, he just evolved from a light dumpling to a fire dumpling.

But it is not without a basis for negotiation. All in all, Saiki Kusuo reached an agreement with that god for the time being. As long as he can work successfully in an ordinary job and be recognized, the other party will not pester him any more to make him a god. The hero who saves the world can even help him figure out how to deal with superpowers.

But regarding the choice of ordinary work, that god made the choice, as did the location of the work.

It doesn't sound fair and just, but it's like coffee jelly hanging in front of your eyes. This kind of bait to become an ordinary person is indeed very attractive to Saiki Kusuo, and Saiki Kusuo doesn't think he can't do it This is what I agreed to.

Although Kusuo Saiki didn't want to affect his own world on the surface, and the places where he made the bet were all in the so-called different worlds. They knew the series of problems that would arise from their part-time job, and just thinking of this trouble, Saiki Kusuo agreed without hesitation.

That's why he appears in this different world Yokohama and is about to become a barber.

"Come out! A pink-haired weirdo with a gamepad on top of his head!" Shinji yelled.

"Shinji, you can't be so rude." The older girl who should be called "Sakule" said, "Although the aesthetics are indeed a bit strange."

...you can completely omit the latter sentence.

After all, this is not an ordinary decoration, but a superpower suppression device. If it is taken off, the world will probably be destroyed because of the rampant superpower.

"Morning, Qi Mu, I'm very sorry."

The neighbor next door, Oda Sakunosuke, knocked Shinji on the head, then raised his hand to greet him.

"Thank you so much yesterday."

Obviously thank you already, but the first thing I said the next morning was this, is this guy really a mafia?

Especially for Sakunosuke Oda, shouldn't he be a famous writer?Even if Saiki Kusuo does not have a strong liking for this kind of literary works, he will know the representative works of Oda Sakunosuke.

Probably just the same name.

However, just from the face, it is impossible to tell that the other party is a mafia. Although Oda Sakunosuke has a height of 1.8 meters [-], his figure is not strong, at least on the surface.

Because clairvoyance is a passive skill, if you stare at it for more than one second, you can see the muscles of your body, and if you stare at it for three seconds, you will see skeletons. The Oda Sakunosuke in front of you is the type who looks thin when you wear clothes, and has muscular muscles when you take them off.

But just one second is enough for Saiki Kusuo to see people's faces clearly. Due to the panic from the five children in the morning, Oda Sakunosuke's hair is still in a mess, and there are even dots of beard under his chin. The clothes are very homely, but since the hip bone should be the position of the trousers pocket, if there is a gun that looks like it is floating, it is probably an ordinary man.

If it weren't for his inner monologue when they first met, it would be [I missed the time to pick up the child because of the work of the port mafia, but fortunately nothing happened. ], it is completely unexpected that the other party is actually a mafia.

Saiki Kusuo didn't reply, and Oda Sakunosuke didn't care, "I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to Kosuke and the others."

What happened yesterday is actually very simple. It was just a school violence. A few kids ganged up to bully someone who was weaker than them. Because of the telepathy and the wind ear, it still kept floating into Saiki Kusuo's ears.

They appear to be orphans left over from a mafia campaign known as the "Dragon Head War" a few years ago, and are currently being adopted.

Saiki Kusuo was just teleported to this world yesterday, so there is no need to expect him to know about the "Dragon Head War". In addition, he is not a nosy character, and he does not want to be a hero who protects children at all.

Originally, I just wanted to pass by quickly, but the kid named "Xingsuke" shivered and shouted loudly "I will become a powerful mafia in the future" while freeing his hands to protect several younger siblings, and then he was beaten by a little older The child pushed to Saiki Kusuo's feet, and turned over a dozen somersaults.

Now that he was affected, there was nothing he could do, so he took a little action to teach them a lesson. Even so, it would probably leave them with a lifetime of psychological shadows, although from the surface it seemed that Saiki Kusuo did nothing, just stared at them.

Originally, this matter ended here, and Saiki Kusuo is not the type who would easily send a frightened child home, but it is very unfortunate that the house arranged for him by the god is right next to them .

Then I met Sakunosuke Oda who knew the whole story. Last night, he also helped to solve the dinner - the delicious curry rice.

"Did you feel any movement last night?" Oda Sakunosuke raised his head and asked suddenly.

Saiki Kusuo was calm on the face, but he was a little cautious in his heart, but he still firmly said telepathically, "No."