The bitterness of the book

◎Milk Tea Mala Tang◎

Ji Yuming followed the man and watched the man enter the emperor's tent as if no one else was there. He became anxious and hurried to follow, and entered the tent. Ji Yuming saw the man holding a dagger hanging above the emperor's head. While the emperor was in a deep sleep, Ji Yuming yelled: "General, there is an assassin!" Then, while the man was looking at him, he rushed to the side of the bed and protected the emperor. Up and down the knife, just at the moment of narrow escape, Ji Yuming stepped forward, flew in front of the emperor, and blocked a shot for the emperor. Go back to his position as the hero, be steady! !

Ji Yuming was seriously injured. Apart from the pain, he was not afraid at all, because he remembered what his best friend Zhuzhu once said, that the chosen one, who protects his body better than the protagonist, will surely turn danger into good fortune!And even if he dies, the big deal is to travel back again. The only regret is that he hasn't slept with the male lead yet!Be another hero!

Things unfolded beautifully, but when Ji Yuming looked down, he was taken aback. He saw that what he was protecting under him was nothing more than a soft dummy. There were hurried footsteps outside the door, and the real emperor was now approaching. Standing at the door, followed by a group of people and horses, holding open fire, holding dozens of people in night clothes.Seeing this, the assassin immediately pulled Ji Yuming up and controlled it in his hands. The dagger that had just been pierced into his chest was now resting on his neck. Even though he knew that he would not die, Ji Yuming was still panicking!He couldn't help but wonder if this time he would lose his life instead of a broken leg?

"You let him go! Let me go!" Standing behind the emperor, Lin Ke put down his sharp sword and discussed with the assassin softly.

At this moment, Ji Yuming was deeply moved. Regardless of others, he has identified Lin Ge as his brother for the rest of his life!But the assassin didn't seem to intend to listen to Lin Ge: "Don't try to cheat, let my people go, let us go out! Otherwise, he will die today!" The knife resting on his neck became more ruthless.

The soldiers in the barracks all looked at the emperor, while Xuan Hao said calmly and coldly, "You can't kill him!" I don't know where this confidence came from.

When the assassin was looking at the emperor with disdain, a feathered arrow pierced his back from behind!Ji Yuming only felt that the people around him loosened his strength, and he fainted in front of a warm and broad chest: "Minister, thank the emperor for saving me!" The assassin cut Ji Yuming's neck when he was dying. Losing strength, the cut wasn't deep, but it was enough to make Ji Yuming's legs weak from fright.

The emperor looked at the bleeding chest of the man in his arms and the neck cut by the sharp knife: "Don't talk now, you were hurt because of me, and I will reward you heavily."

After the military doctor came to bandage Ji Yuming, the outsiders had already withdrawn. Only Ji Yuming and the emperor were in the tent. They had eaten together these days, so they didn't feel too embarrassed now. Ji Yuming lay on the emperor's bed: "The emperor , the risk is too great, I will stay here with you tonight."

"Are you with me?" The emperor who was taking off his clothes was obviously startled.

Ji Yuming was shameless: "Well, in order to prevent any assassins from attacking you again, I am here to be your last line of defense."

"No need, there are protectors outside."

Ji Yuming gritted his teeth: "Okay, Your Majesty, I'm afraid, I don't dare to go back to sleep alone, I'm afraid that the enemy will come back to retaliate, and the military doctor said that the wound needs to be changed every three hours, and I can't do it myself when I go back. Sleeping with Master Lin, and you want to say that I form a clique for personal gain, oh, no! It’s the court officials who say that I form a clique. Your Majesty, please take pity on me, minister, it’s too difficult..." Ji Yuming said sobbingly, The emperor held his forehead: "Okay, sleep here!"

At night, the two were lying on the bed, and Ji Yuming slept heartlessly. The two of them had two quilts. In the end, Ji Yuming put his own quilt between his legs, rubbed his body to grab the emperor's quilt, and took advantage of the opportunity to grab one of his thighs. Putting it on the emperor's body, he muttered: "Fortunately, the legs are still there!"

The emperor sleeps lightly, and he can clearly perceive the behavior and sleep talk of the people around him, frowning, thinking to himself that he can't let this person depend on him tomorrow night!

"Your Majesty, you are so handsome!" Paji!The emperor's body stiffened in an instant. He couldn't believe that the person next to him just kissed him? !The soft lips fell on his cheeks like feathers, and he was talking in sleep.

"Ji Yuming!" After the emperor came to his senses, he stood up and pushed Ji Yuming, but Ji Yuming was still in a deep sleep, and didn't intend to wake up at all: "Ji Yuming! Ji Yuming!" The emperor called out a few times, and Ji Yuming woke up in a daze: "Huh? What's the matter, Your Majesty? Is there an assassin?" Thinking of the assassin, Ji Yuming immediately got up, closed his eyes and subconsciously hid behind the emperor.

The emperor was ashamed, we don't know which of us is the last line of defense for each other, the emperor has calmed down a lot at this time, even if Ji Yuming wakes up, so what?Tell him that he was kissed by him, do you want to punish him?Isn't that even more absurd, once it spreads in the army, you will become a laughing stock!Forget it, just this once today, not tomorrow.

"There is no assassin! Return the quilt to me!" The emperor pushed Ji Yuming, but Ji Yuming still didn't open his eyes. When he heard that there was no assassin, Ji Yuming raised his buttocks with a smile, and returned the quilt under him to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong. Tomorrow I will make a delicious meal for the emperor to make amends." Thinking of the little emperor's surprise when he ate the cake for the first time, although the emperor didn't show it clearly at the time, Ji Yuming saw it. In the eyes of the emperor that day, there was a rare See the light flashing, very beautiful!

The emperor took the quilt and lay back on the bed: "What are you doing? Another cake?"

Ji Yuming fell back on the bed again, put his arm around the emperor, said the words, breath hit the emperor's ear: "No, but it is delicious, better than any soup Lan Yin sent you!"

"It's just a soup, what's there?"

"If I finish cooking for you tomorrow and you think it's delicious, how about sleeping with me for another night?" The emperor turned his head abruptly. He didn't believe that this person was still awake, but he still didn't open his eyes when he saw Ji Yuming , with an upside-down tone, apparently in a half-dream and half-awake state: "Ji Yuming, do you know what you're talking about?"

"Ji Yuming? You want to call me Ji Aiqing!" The tent was dark, Ji Yuming, a mindless person, thought he was dreaming, his mind was like a ball of paste.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!" After the emperor finished speaking, the people beside him stopped talking. The emperor took another look under the faint moonlight. Like a careless child.

On the second day, Ji Yuming slept until dawn. The emperor came back from a meeting outside. Ji Yuming was still lying on the bed. Awake!"

Ji Yuming shivered, and then looked at the emperor with grievance: "Your Majesty~ I'm sick, and I'm all injured!" Ji Yuming's mouth puckered, extremely aggrieved!

The emperor let go of his hands and pushed the man onto the bed. He got up and stood beside the bed, looking down at Ji Yuming: "Last night you said you would make soup for me, but today you didn't even get up at all in the sun. Ji Yuming, do you have something to say?"

Ji Yuming was already awake at this time, and after listening to the emperor's words, he realized that everything last night was not a dream, but he didn't feel remorse in his heart, lying on the bed, crossing his legs comfortably: "Then if I make it delicious, Will you let me stay overnight?"

"You! Are you a big man?" The emperor was angry!

Ji Yuming lay on the bed: "What's so embarrassing about it? It's human nature to be greedy for life and afraid of death. What about big men? There is no rule that men can't be afraid. You just say whether you agree to me, you promise me, and I promise to change every day from now on." In a trick, I will cook you food that you have never eaten before, but as long as you think it is delicious, you have to let me stay here at night!"

"A man stands upright, unrestrained and unrestrained, how could you be like this? You were not like this before!"

"People will change. Your majesty, don't talk so far. Let's talk about the moment first. Will you promise what I said?"

The emperor snorted coldly: "Yes!" With Ji Yuming's complacent look, if he refused to agree, he seemed to be afraid of Ji Yuming.

"Okay, but the emperor is not good at expressing, and he doesn't say it's delicious. What should we do?"

"I must seek truth from facts!"

"Okay!" Ji Yuming got up suddenly, and then ran to the kitchen in the military area. When he got there, the kitchen soldiers were all shocked. Is this Mr. Ji who blocked the sword for the emperor last night?

"Master Ji, why are you here?" The old man in charge of the kitchen stepped forward and came to Ji Yuming.

Ji Yuming glanced at the ingredients roughly: "I want to make something delicious for myself and the emperor, you can step back."

When the old kitchen soldier heard this, he hurriedly took over the job: "Master Ji, how dare you bother you to do this, you are still injured! Just tell me what you and the emperor want to eat!"

"You can't, you can do your work!" Ji Yuming sent the kitchen soldiers away, and he prepared flour, big bones, and side dishes by himself... An hour later, Ji Yuming came to the emperor's camp with a plate with the lid on. The kitchen soldiers behind stopped when they followed here. On the way back, several people still muttered: "It's so delicious, how can this be so delicious?"

The emperor saw Ji Yuming coming in mysteriously. He left the sand table and sat down at the wooden table. Before the lid was opened, he smelled the strong fragrance: "What kind of food is this so fragrant?"

Ji Yuming proudly opened the lid, and then put a portion of Mala Tang in front of the emperor. The red portion in front of him was scary, because Ji Yuming liked spicy food, but the emperor could not eat such strong flavors, so the emperor's portion looked much lighter. But it smells great too!

Afterwards, he gave himself and the emperor a cup of two big bowls of milk tea: "Your Majesty, what you eat is called Malatang, and what you drink is called pearl milk tea. Try it!"

"Why don't the two of us have the same Malatang?"

"I like spicy food, so I made it abnormally spicy. Your majesty usually eats light food. I am worried that you can't stand this abnormally spicy food, so I specially made it light for you."

"Perverted spicy?" The emperor was very puzzled by this new vocabulary.

"It's very, very spicy! People who are so spicy that they can eat it will deform their facial features!" Ji Yuming explained to the emperor, and then ate it heartily. Qi: "It's really delicious!"

Ji Yuming smiled triumphantly: "That's not right!"

The emperor looked at what was in Ji Yuming's bowl: "I see that you don't feel much better if you eat abnormally spicy food, and I want to taste it too."

Ji Yuming took the small bowl at hand, and passed some vegetables and hand-made fish balls in his bowl to the emperor: "Eat slowly, don't choke!"

The emperor took a sip, and his lips turned red in an instant: "Ji Yuming, yours is more delicious, I want to eat yours." After taking a big sip of milk tea, the emperor ordered Ji Yuming to change it!

Ji Yuming didn't expect the emperor's taste to be so strong: "Your majesty, I have already eaten this minister, why don't you wait until next time?"

The emperor thought that he lost his composure just now: "Yeah!" This perverted hotness really made people perverted.

After the emperor and Ji Yuming had a full meal, Ji Yuming took the plate and wanted to go back to the kitchen. As soon as he came out of the tent, Ji Yuming saw Lin Ge: "Lin Ge, why are you here?"

Lin Ge hugged Ji Yuming excitedly: "The food you cook is so delicious! You can come to live in our house in the future, and we can give you the kitchen!"

Ji Yuming chatted, smiled and walked to the kitchen with Lin Ge, but behind him in the emperor's tent, there was the sound of a cup breaking on the ground.

It was half an hour later that Ji Yuming returned to the tent again. As soon as he came in, he found the emperor leaning against the desk with an unhappy expression on his face. Ji Yuming was puzzled, what's wrong?Don't recognize people after eating?Can't push yourself out, can you?Regardless, he pretended that he couldn't see anything, and went straight to the bed to change his clothes.

"Have I ever said that you are not allowed to get too close to General Lin?" The emperor's gloomy voice sounded behind him, and Ji Yuming's hairs stood on end: "I know, but I just gave Mr. Lin some food, and there is no other reason. thoughts."

The emperor put down the book of war in his hand and walked up to Ji Yuming. The strong air pressure made Ji Yuming straight up: "You still dare to talk back? Giving food is considered a bribe, collusion, don't tell me you don't know, you are trying to curry favor with Lin Ge? "

Ji Yuming pushed the emperor lightly, because if he didn't push it away, he would be overwhelmed: "Your Majesty, you really think too much. You haven't owned any good things and want to share them with someone? For example, Lan Yin, you If you eat delicious food and see something interesting, you can't help but leave a portion for her! The minister is the same with the brothers and sisters of the Lin family. The emperor is cautious in his words and deeds. Maybe he has fewer friends. The minister is also the same. He grew up in the palace since he was a child. But the difference between you and the emperor is that you can choose the people you like and trust, and become friends with them, share the good things with them, and talk about the bad things together to relieve boredom!"

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