The bitterness of the book

◎On the Art of War◎

After serving in the study the next day, Ji Yuming went directly to the Lin Mansion to play until it was almost dark before returning to the palace. As soon as he entered the palace gate, he saw Lan Yin sitting at the entrance of the main hall, not looking good, he raised his leg and walked forward: "Why are you sitting there?" here?"

"I'm here to accept the crime and be punished, but the emperor is busy with government affairs and has no time to see me." Lan Yin said weakly, as if she had been wronged a lot.

Regardless of what the eunuchs behind him thought, Ji Yuming sat down next to Lan Yin and comforted her patiently: "I think so, since the emperor didn't let you in, he didn't intend to punish you, but he just said let you go in." It’s not very good to go back without guilt, so now, you know what’s in your mind, and then go home directly, and the people outside will treat it as if you have received the punishment and it’s over! What do you think?”

Lan Yin blinked her big eyes: "Are you sure you can do this?"

"I'm sure!"

"Forget it, how can you randomly guess what the emperor means?" Lan Yin put her head into her knees again with a frown.

And Ji Yuming's coquettish words went online again: "I don't dare to speculate on the emperor's intentions, but I feel sorry for you. You are a girl who has been sitting here and your body is cold. It will be bad when the time comes! Go! I will take you with me." You go to my little kitchen and be a healthy one."

At this moment, Eunuch Li couldn't stand listening any longer, and reminded in embarrassment: "Master Ji, it's not good for you to lead a female family member to you!"

After being reminded by Eunuch Li, Ji Yuming finally came to his senses: "Yes, then you sit here and wait for me, and I'll bring it to you! Soon." Ji Yuming patted Lan Yin on the shoulder and ran back own small courtyard.

Ji Yuming went to the kitchen and simply boiled a bowl of brown sugar water for Lan Yin, and brought it to Lan Yin: "It's hot, it's good for your health, and it's still warm."

Lan Yin raised her head and looked at Ji Yuming who was standing in front of her. This man was tall and thoughtful. If it wasn't for his different status, maybe...

"Thank you." Lan Yin took the bowl of brown sugar water with tears in her eyes.

Ji Yuming stared at Lan Yin: "You are quite docile like this!" While speaking, he bent down and leaned closer to Lan Yin's ear: "Then do you like my thoughtfulness, or the emperor's cruelty?" The voice of these words was very low, But at this time, by coincidence, the emperor came out of the palace. As soon as he went out, he saw Ji Yuming's head leaning against Lan Yin's ear. Lan Yin lowered her head and did not speak. She didn't need to turn her head, the emperor could guess how shy she was. look like.

"See the emperor!" Ji Yuming was facing the gate of the palace, and he saw the emperor when he raised his eyes, but he didn't feel that he was wrong, and still bowed to the emperor as if nothing had happened.

Lan Yin turned her head quickly when she heard the voice, and looked at the emperor: "Lan Yin has met the emperor, Lan Yin is guilty, please the emperor punish him severely."

The emperor didn't listen to what Lan Yin said, he just saw Lan Yin's red face, and then thought of the scene he saw when he opened the door, he waved his sleeves: "Lan Yin, go back, I have something to do with Ji Aiqing talk!"

"Lan Yin resigns!" Seeing the emperor's displeasure, Lan Yin hurriedly got away, the apology has already been brought, if she doesn't leave now, when will she wait?

Ji Yuming's face was completely black, and only then did he realize that he had played too much!Play out of circle!Caught by Wu Dalang!This is going in, the emperor will not give himself to death!Will Zhuzhu make fun of himself when he goes back?Didn't survive two episodes?

While thinking, Ji Yuming had already entered the hall. In the center of the hall, there was a sand table with a dense array of troops on it. Ji Yuming's head hurt from looking at it: "Your Majesty, is this a map of the battle at the border??" Ji Yuming remembered the morning meeting ( Dynasty), the ministers and the emperor studied the border war.

The emperor walked to the sand table: "That's right, what's your opinion?"

High opinion?The biggest battle Ji Yuming has ever played is Glory of Kings, and the most advanced battlefield is in the CS club: "Well, I am a civil servant, but I think that the most important thing in war is economy! You can only buy equipment if you have money!"

The emperor was puzzled: "Equipment? What is that? Last time I appointed you as a military officer, and even if you are a civil servant, you should know some military common sense."

Ji Yuming racked his brains, fight, fight!With: "The three armies have not moved, food and grass go first! I think that the most important thing in war is to feed the stomachs of the soldiers on the front line!"

The emperor picked up the baton angrily, and slammed the sand table hard: "What I'm asking is tactics! Do you really not know, or are you just pretending to be stupid?"

Ji Yuming now has the frustration of being reprimanded by his teacher for not answering his questions when he was in school!

"Chen... Really don't know?" Ji Yuming frowned and was about to cry. What's the matter?Is it okay if you don't know?Or do you want to tell Sun Tzu's Art of War, 36 tricks?

The emperor calmed down and let out a long sigh: "I originally planned to let you fight, but now it seems that I should go in person!"

Ji Yuming smiled brightly. He wished the emperor would leave quickly. Fortunately, he lived with Lin Chengyun and Lan Yin in the three-person world here, but the emperor suddenly added: "In order to make you progress, and for my reputation as a woman, this time I will go to the battle." , you go with me!"

"Ah`~" There is no such paragraph in the original book!Also, does the emperor know how to read minds?Ji Yuming wanted to faint this time, but just as he was about to faint, the emperor said, "If you're not in good health this time, I'll have someone carry you there!"

"The minister takes orders!" Ji Yuming replied with joy, he had to die, admit it!

Back in the room, Ji Yuming lay on the bed and summoned the system: "My friend, what's going on? The original book doesn't have a section about me going to the battlefield!"

System: "You changed the matter of going to disaster relief before, so, for the development of the plot, this matter will exist in a different way!"

Ji Yuming: "Then my legs will still be useless?"

System: "I don't know, your story has now deviated from the original plot and developed freely. This is not my business scope. I know the general direction of the whole novel, but your legs... just a supporting role, you can ask for more blessings." !"

Ji Yuming: "What use do I need you for? I am the chosen one!"

System: "What use do I need? Chatting to relieve boredom, and predicting what will happen in the future, I can do it all! The chosen one? You are just the chosen one, and you are not the sky!"

Ji Yuming rolled his eyes and fell asleep!

After a few days of rectification, a group of people set out on the road and headed for the battlefield. Ji Yuming rode for three days, and his bones were about to fall apart.Looking at the handsome emperor behind him, Ji Yuming felt that he was not well from the inside out!Why is there such a big gap in anyone?There is such a big difference in the physical fitness of the protagonist and supporting roles!

Fortunately, this time Lin Ge followed, which made Ji Yuming a little more at ease. Lin Ge has a handsome waist and slender legs, and Ji Yuming was very willing to get close to him. During the break, the two of them went for a walk in the woods After returning from the circle, Lin Ge pulled Ji Yuming from behind: "If you are too tired to ride a horse, you can ride with me. I will protect you from behind, so that you can sleep when you are tired."

"No, I'm too weak for others to see it." Ji Yuming resolutely rejected Lin Ge. He thought to himself that if these soldiers saw this picture, where would he save his face?

"What's the matter with you? Are you tired?" The emperor was wearing a golden armor behind him, riding a war horse, with his toes high.

"No, I can still persist! Let's go!" Ji Yuming was eager to get to that place quickly, so he said something in his mouth: "It would be great if I had any door."

Lin Ge at the side: "Arbitrary Door?" Forgive him for not hearing about it.

Ji Yuming got on the horse and drove the horse to Ji Yuming's side: "The random door is a very random door. When you think about where you want to go, that door will automatically appear. Once you open the door, the door you want to reach is in front of you. The place."

Lin Ge: "Is there really such a thing?"

Ji Yuming: "I imagined it."

Lin Ge smiled: "I have always thought your imagination is amazing. I have never seen what you say or do, and neither has Cheng Yun."

Speaking of Lin Chengyun, the corners of Ji Yuming's mouth raised unconsciously: "I'll tell Chengyun all about this journey when I go back, and I'm going to tell her for three days and three nights! Hehe, Chengyun is so cute!"

"Cute?" Lin Ge became wary: "Yu Ming, do you really not like my sister?"

Ji Yuming was driving the horses bored. He felt that the pace of the team in front seemed to have slowed down. His body was not tossing so violently, and he was in the mood to chat with Lin Ge: "I like men, how many times have I said that!"

Lin Ge: "Then are you interested in me?"

Ji Yuming tilted his head and looked at Lin Ge: "Are you interested in me? You can't play this stuff once you're familiar with it! I understand!" No, Ji Yuming now understands Lin Ge's position very well after reading so many Tanmei novels , is a supporting role!The kind of warm man, hey~ Maybe he came by himself and gave Lin Ge the original character of Ji Yuming!This Lin Ge's character is more and more like Ji Yuming from before!In the original book, he didn't see much about the brothers and sisters of the Lin family. Maybe it was discovered by him when he came.

The troops tossed for half a month and finally reached the front line!After setting up camp, Ji Yuming fell asleep on the bed.

"Master Ji~Yu Ming~" At night, Ji Yuming was woken up by Lin Ge. He glanced outside the tent, it was already dark, and the faint light of torches passed by the tent. It should be a patrolling soldier: "What's the matter, Lin Ge?"

"It's time to eat, if you don't eat, there will be no food!" As soon as Lin Ge's words came out, Ji Yuming got up and got out of bed to put on his clothes.

After Ji Yuming got out of the tent, he saw a group of soldiers eating together in one pile, and he looked at Lin Ge: "Where do we eat in one pile?"

Lin Ge pulled Ji Yuming to his tent: "We will eat in the tent, you can eat with me."

"Okay!" Ji Yuming was about to follow Lin Ge into the tent, when not far away, a person suddenly walked out of the emperor's tent: "Master Ji, the emperor asked you to come over!" Ji Yuming glanced at the person, he knew it, it was this person The second lieutenant general, General Yu, has many years of combat experience, a typical soldier image, and a rugged atmosphere. Ji Yuming admires him from head to toe. He is nicknamed the God of War, and he is invincible!For capable people, he appreciates them from the bottom of his heart.

Ji Yuming helplessly pushed Lin Ge's hand away: "Keep my food warm, I don't want to be hungry tonight!"

"Ok!"

Ji Yuming came to the emperor's tent. As soon as he entered, the emperor was sitting at the table and chewing slowly: "Minister Ji Yuming, pay homage to the emperor!"

The emperor didn't look at Ji Yuming, and said coldly: "You have a meal, do you want someone else to invite you?"

Ji Yuming frowned, but didn't ask you to invite me, why are you angry?The weird and silly emperor: "It's because I'm snoozing, I know I'm wrong." Regardless of 21 or [-], admitting mistakes is the first thing to do, so, can he go back to eat now?

"Are you hungry?" The emperor's gentle question made Ji Yuming almost think that Lan Yin was standing beside him.Looking around to make sure there were only himself and the emperor in the tent, Ji Yuming replied, "Well, I'm hungry!"

"I'm full, and there's still some food left, you can eat here!" The emperor wiped his mouth, only then did Ji Yuming notice that there was a pair of bowls and chopsticks on the opposite side of the emperor, but there was something fresh on Lin Ge's side. Why should I stay to eat the emperor's leftovers?

"Master Lin has left food for the minister, so the minister will not bother the emperor here."

With such a bad temper, the emperor threw the cloth to wipe his mouth on the table: "Ji Yuming, do you know that you and Lin Ge are so close that someone in the court has already said that you are forming a clique?"

The emperor's words woke Ji Yuming up in an instant. There was something in his words. He didn't know whether the people in the court said anything about him, but the emperor knew that he was from Zhao, so now, no matter what the people in the court think, Emperor, I absolutely suspect that I have colluded with Lin Ge!It might bring danger to Lin Ge in the future.

"Thank you Long En!" Ji Yuming no longer hesitated, and directly knelt down to thank him: "Your Majesty, Mr. Lin is still waiting for me, should I go over and talk to him first?"

"No need, General Yu!" The emperor shouted out of the tent, and General Yu flashed in: "The minister is here!"

The emperor sat by the bed: "Go and tell General Lin that Mr. Ji is not going to eat, so there is no need to wait!"

General Yu went out, and Ji Yuming resigned himself to his fate and sat at the wooden table, eating the emperor's leftovers, cursing in his heart: Ma De, today's sins, labor and management will make you pay back one day!

Ji Yuming ate his food bite by bite, biting down with such ferocity, as if what he was eating was not rice, but an emperor!He finished his meal in a flustered manner: "Resignation!" Without stopping for a second, he turned around and left.

For a few days in the barracks, the emperor strategized and defeated the enemy. Ji Yuming experienced the feeling of lying down. Occasionally, he was a little fascinated by the emperor's serious planning. It was the first time he noticed that this man was wearing armor. nice!And when it came to the battlefield, even General Yu had to stand aside and Xuan Hao commanded the whole process!

Although the enemy is very attractive, Ji Yuming must keep in mind that the more attractive the more dangerous, especially this black-bellied little emperor.

In the middle of the night, Ji Yuming was lying on the bed tossing and turning, thinking that his purpose of coming here was to seduce Lan Yin, defeat the heroine, and take back the heroine, but now he and the heroine are thousands of miles away, there is no way to fulfill this oath!

So he summoned the system: "What should I do now that the action has encountered a bottleneck?"

The voice of good friend Zhuzhu is still in the system: "Honey, I don't think there is any bottleneck. You have walked into a dead end. Think about it. From another perspective, your goal is to separate the male and female protagonists, and mix the male two into the male one. But now the heroine is too far away, is this the bottleneck? I don’t think so, think about it carefully, the heroine is not here, but the hero is here! Your goal is to break up, so now the heroine is not here, then you go to seduce the man Lord! If it succeeds at that time, the hero will not kill you, and you have completed the task, the best of both worlds!"

Ji Yuming was lying on the bed, thinking about this question carefully. What Zhuzhu said was not unreasonable, but: "Will the little emperor like men? And if he knows that I am an undercover agent, how can he let me go?"

System: "He knows, but he didn't talk about it now? And think about it, you read so many Tanmei novels, you have seen them go into the dog's stomach? At this time, you can use those big offensive tricks Come out! Successfully realized the conversion of the male second! When you finish the routine of the emperor, let alone the heroine, the whole Liang Kingdom will be yours. Do you still remember those Gongdou dramas I recommended you? The plots and tricks are all combined and mastered. , don’t forget that you were the top provincial liberal arts student back then, and you have always scored full marks in Chinese and English comprehension questions!”

"But me, how can I like men?" Ji Yuming's heart beat faster when he thought of the scene of being with the emperor in the future.

"Honey, you are originally a woman. It is normal for you to like men. Don't limit your own desire (harmony) because of your role. Are you stupid?"

"But he's just a paper man!"

"Don't paper people have love? Their love is better!"

"Don't talk first, let me calm down." The room fell silent, Ji Yuming stroked his heart, and slowly the heartbeat became normal, and he began to think about his relationship with the emperor: I don't like the heroine anyway. When I was in Danmei novels, I just fantasized that I was a man, but now that the opportunity has come, I am the chosen one!Anyway, I won't die, I'm a man now, just play casually, what am I afraid of?I have golden body protection!

Therefore, Ji Yuming decided to carry out a series of coquettish operations to seduce (harmoniously) accept.

Suddenly, a figure walked by outside the tent, looking furtive. When he saw the figure walk by, he also got up, put on his armor and followed out.

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