I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Tsurumi, who was doing nothing because she became weak, was caught by Osamu Dazai when she was pressing the road on the street.

No, it's not very accurate to say that it was caught. To be precise, it should be precisely caught Hemei in the crowd, and pulled her in front of a beautiful girl... as a shield.

Hmm... being pulled to act as a shield because of being entangled by a woman, because I've never done it before, it's a bit complicated to be brought in like this all of a sudden.

Hemei looked at Dazai with complicated emotions, "Ah, it turns out that Dazai has grown up and needs a female friend to put out fire shields."

Osamu Dazai looked back with a smile on his face, "Don't say it, you seem to have watched me grow up. We are four years apart, isn't it 14 years apart."

"I can't help feeling a little emotional... When we met for the first time, you were only this tall." He Mei gestured, "Look, you only reached my shoulders at that time, but now you are about the same height as me Taller."

"It's one centimeter taller than you, Hemei Jiang."

"It's only one centimeter, almost." Hemei waved her hand, "And you have never pulled me to do such a thing before, and you don't have a girlfriend. I always feel that you are still the same kid as before, haha."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai chuckled... He approached Hemei step by step with a dangerous aura, and the atmosphere suddenly became strange.

And He Mei didn't notice it, just watched Dazai Osamu get closer and closer with some curiosity, and stuck in place like a log to see what he was going to do.

Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth, and pushed her, Tsurumi cooperated very well to push him to the wall behind him, Osamu Dazai rested his elbow on the wall, and the two of them were head to head at this moment, breathing intertwined with each other Together, they look like an extremely close couple.

But when I got closer and listened, I felt that what these two people said was not quite right.

"Hey, it's Bidong. Few people dare to treat me Bidong. After all, as long as this is the case..."

Tsurumi put her left hand on Dazai's shoulder and turned it lightly.

And then it became, Hemei was the Dazai at the back wall.

Dazai smiled helplessly, "Ah, I knew it would turn out like this, Tsurumi-chan, at least give me some face~"

"I'm enough to give you face. You're younger than me, but you keep calling him Hemeijiang Hemeijiang every day...Although I feel very happy to be called younger, it's still a bit strange."

"Is it strange? It's not strange at all."

Dazai was trapped in Hemei's arms, he didn't look embarrassed at all, instead he felt a strange sense of calmness, he gently approached Hemei's ear, and whispered.

"Crane plum sauce, do you know?"

"Ok?"

"Before you fall asleep..." With his warm breath, his deep voice scratched her ears vaguely, which looked extremely sexy.

"I've only had a few girlfriends."

Hemei's brain suddenly shut down for 30 seconds.

"Eh? Is it true? No way..." Don't care about Bidong and Antibidong, Hemei put down her arms and stood up straight, "I don't know at all, and I haven't seen it before." A girl came to you... You were so busy back then, how could you still have time to fall in love?"

"Dating a relationship has nothing to do with whether you are busy or not."

"That's right, your face is quite attractive. There should be a little girl who is happy to be cheated by you... Ah, by the way, what about Odasaku? He has raised four children, so he should be pretty. Look forward to family life."

"Ah, this... I think he should be out of action."

"???"

"Now it's more than four, it's fifteen. He raised fifteen children."

"What?"

For a moment, Hemei felt that she had heard wrong.

"It's [-] children, that's right. The salary of the detective agency is quite high, so he picked up more children."

"He might as well open an orphanage, my God, fifteen kids..."

Starting today, Hemei is deeply worried about her friend's lifelong event...

Fifteen children, a friend with a big heart can marry him.

……

What Hemei never expected was that less than a week later, she was pulled by Dazai Osamu as a shield again.

It's just that this time the girl is not easy to deal with. Most girls don't dare to speak when they see her height and shape, let alone provoke her.

But today, this girl probably got carried away by love, and started to pick on her in various ways.

"Too fat." She nodded decently, and pointed to her thighs, "Your legs are so thick, don't you want to cover them up?"

rough?Hemei is very confused. Although she is thicker than the girl in front of her, she is 1.6 meters tall and 1.8 meters tall, just like laying the foundation for a house. The higher the floor, the deeper the foundation... Isn't this reasonable?

"And your clothes, they haven't been ironed, and you can still see the wrinkle marks... Is this yesterday's clothes? It's really dirty and sloppy."

???

"I just went out to take out the garbage, and I still have to wipe it so beautifully? The clothes are washed and changed every day. Do you have a mine at home? It's not summer."

"Take out the trash? Make up even if you just open a window. This is basic manners. Do you understand? Didn't your family teach you?"

"Huh? Basic manners? Are you shameless without makeup?" Hemei glanced at the high-heeled shoes under the other's feet, and chuckled, "Trying some boring external conditions can make you feel that you have an advantage?"

"I just don't think you are worthy of Dazai-kun."

"Then what does it mean to be worthy, little girl." Hemei glanced at the bag in her hand maliciously, and patted her on the shoulder, "Speaking of being worthy, shouldn't we talk about more realistic issues? What? Such as monthly income, fixed assets, deposits? Does the family have a house or a car?”

"Old woman, don't use such superficial things to describe my love for Dazai-kun!"

"You say I'm old? Are you going to die suddenly this year and live less than 28?"

……

After Hemei and the little girl had sex, she realized that she wasn't really Dazai's girlfriend, so what was she doing up there?

She turned her head to look at Dazai, only to see that guy was looking at her with a snickering smile on her face. Seeing that her expression was not good, she raised her hands and began to retreat strategically.

"Well, Kunikida still needs to find me, I'm leaving first, Byebye~"

"You're lying to ghosts, Dazai, stop!"

……

As the saying goes, repeat and repeat, Dazai obviously didn't have this concept, after he was cleaned up by Hemei last time, he didn't keep his word for long, and brought in a third one.

Today, this girl is not fierce, but calmly checked her household registration.

"Name, age, and phone number..."

???

"Don't be dumbfounded. Your boyfriend is involved in endangering public safety. You need to... wait. Didn't you come to bail him out? This Mr. Dazai has caused a major impact in the local scenic spot because he was sent a bomb by an extreme suitor."

"...Now I know." Hemei wiped her face, calmed down a bit, turned around and left.

"Wait, didn't you come to pick him up?"

"Let him reflect on it inside. I support the government's decision."

"No, you can't." The little girl burst into tears, "He's already told two fellow prisoners to commit suicide inside. Fortunately, the prison guards reacted quickly, so there wasn't a big mistake..."

"Then you can give him a single room."

"I gave it!" The little girl yelled brokenly, "Who knows how he slipped back from the new cell and returned to the original cell..."

Ah yes, Dazai taught her how to pick the lock. No one can stop him if he wants to mess up this small place.

"I beg you, take him away."

"……Fine."

……

After Hemei returned to the high school, because her former classmates and senior sisters were very uncomfortable with her now, she would often change into the previous appearance of less than 1.5 meters to let them relax.

For some reason, seeing her like this, Fu Heihui became even more nervous.

On this day, when Xiao Hemei was shopping with them, she was picked up by Osamu Dazai again.

It's just that something is wrong.

Hemei looked at the somewhat familiar red-haired boy on the opposite side. Hemei was shocked to the extreme by the height of the other person who was probably less than 1.6 meters.

Dazai, people can't, at least they shouldn't.

On the other side was the same shocked face as him.

"Why is it you again!" His small body jumped up, "Are you all armed detective agencies? Why are you still the same person!!!"

"what?"